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(Church bells ringing)

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(Alarm clock ringing)

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(Music)

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Father: "What did I say, Tony? Tony!" - "Sorry! The volume's fucked again!" - "Turn it down!!"

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Tony: "I'm trying!" - "Every fucking moment..." - "All right, all right!" - "Turn that thing out!" - "What?"

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Father: "Turn that fucking thing out! It's trash! Jesus Christ!! Turn that bloody thing out! Tonyyy! Tony!

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Oh shit!" (Door slams, Music fades)

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(Rattling at the door) Father: "When are you getting out of there?" - "Not long now" - "Who fucking..."

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Father: "How come I'm never even allowed to use my own bathroom?!"

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(Knocking and rattling)

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Mother: "Hey sweetheart, want some eggs?" - "No, thanks" - "Effy's home. She didn't sleep too well"

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Father: "Tony, get out of there! I need to pee! Tony! What's he doing up there?

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Fucking his fucking poo or something? I mean, what is he doing?" - "I think that lock's messed up again.

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I put the drill under the sink."

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Father: "James Blunt, Tony... I want to fucking piss!" - "Jim, I was just wondering...

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Do you have to swear all the time?" - "Ohh shoot."

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(Drilling) Father: "Every fucking moment!"

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Tony: "Wake up, Sid!" - "I'm asleep" - "No, you're not" - "...or just too bored to speak to you,

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so leave a message!" - "You're a lazy turtle. We have plans, remember? It's about your cock! Ring me."

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"Waaah! Hahah, got you! I'm not available right now, leave a message." - "Lazy fuckers..."

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(Music, ringing)"Tony? What?" - "Hey Jal, can you come to Nip's house?" - "Nip's hosue!?

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She lives half a mile away." - "Yeah. Just come around..." - "I'm trying to fucking practise here!"

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Tony: "Hang on, I've got another call coming in. Stay in the line." - "Oh Jesus..." - "Hey Nips!"

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Nips: "Stop calling me Nips, Tony!" - "It's a funny name! I've seen a guy named Nips.

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He was fucking hilarious!" - "My nipples are not funny, okay?" - "That's YOUR opinion...

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Anyway. You said you'd have a go with Sid today?" - "What?" - "With Sid, the virgin."

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Nips: "You weren't serious!" - "Look. He's got Papa's dick, ..." - "God, Tony.

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Do I have to?" - "You promised! Hang on, I've got someone on the line" - "Whatever..."

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Chris: "Hey man, you allright?" - "Where the fuck is everyone? It's nine o'clock!" - "Oh man, I'm in bed!"

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Tony: "How are we gonna get Sid?" - "Oh God. I'm busy! Busy, busy, remember?" - "Ah, got you."

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Chris: "Yo!" - "Give her a big hello from me, okay?" - "I think I already did that in here. See you later"

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Tony: "Just come, okay? That's not too much to ask for. Sid's almost 17!

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He's gotta get laid before his birthday, otherwise he can't be my friend, oviously."

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Jal: "What the fuck are you talking about, Tony?" - "Oh, sorry Jal. Next in line, can you hold?"