Oh is it me?
well here's my first issue
I barely even know enough about you
to diss you
but do you guys honestly think
that I would screw this feud up
and lose to the dude
a huge toothie cootchie chewed up
that's bananas
I do damage when I brandish my katanas
man I'll slice you up then vanish
in my lady bug pajamas
I'm one of a kind
you're a xerox of your papa
doing temp work for Vader
and odd jobs for Jabba
I'm tight, you're mad baggy
I'm toned, you're so flappy
mad cause Sam Jackson
killed your clone daddy
somebody oughta put a bounty
on that cape
maybe I'll write a letter
and mail it in your face
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1
cause your style makes me spacesick
and your bars are like your old pal Cable
fucking basic
I'll smack a merc in the mouth
if he doesn't quit running that lip off
bitch who you calling clone
you're a Deathstroke rip off
you stole Spiderman's eyes and
Snake Eyes' weapons
you got Wolverine's powers
man you're comic sloppy seconds
that Dr. Killbrew dude
needs to go back to med school
cause right now
you're no good to me Deadpool
Ooooh, what's that?
a missile backpack?
well I guess you'll be alright
if a fucking bird attacks
presenting the most overrated character
anyone ever saw
with five lines in the trilogy
and one of them was
AAAH
I only need five lines
cause I look fucking great
you look like someone
spilled lasagna on your face
but you're worth a lot to me
if I bring you back dead
schizophrenics pay triple
one for each head
who you calling schizophrenic?
you've got two different voices
you're like your holiday special man
Full of bad choices.
You think your chimichanga's hot
but you couldn't be milder
you should've made the choice to ditch
the prick from Van Wilder
And the coolest things about you
got straight up abandoned
you let a kiwi hold your gun
and he fucked up your canon
so maybe don't talk about movies
cause you've got dick to say
wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar
and go far far away
I'm a legend you're a trend
you ain't got half the skills I've got
I'll beat your ass with one eye closed
Boba Fetty Wap
and then I'll call Domino's
she likes what I'm shaking
she prefers my durasteel
to your Canadian bacon
now take a lesson
from a genuine assassin
who's blasting foes
I come equipped with a full set of sick
Mandalorian flows
everybody knows
you got that power of regeneration
now run home and heal
from this disintegration
who won?
who's next?
you decide