Drew, come forward.

Yes, Chef. This is a chicken quiche with

cremini mushrooms, baby spinach,

and feta cheese.

Unbelievable.

Well, Drew, I have a huge problem. With this dish.

It's that you haven't made it for me sooner.

Thank you, Chef.

Because if you had, Drew,

then I would know how good you are

at cooking food...

that's bad.

I'm sorry, Chef.

And when I say bad,

I mean Michael Jackson's "Bad".

Thank you, Chef.

You know how he looked really, really bad

at the end of his life?

Chef? I'm sorry, I don't know if you like the dish or not.

You don't know if I like the dish or not.

Well let's put it this way:

Pack your knives, get out, you're off the show.

Sorry, Chef.

Because...

you should be working in the finest restaurant in the world.

Thank you, Chef.

Just not any world that I live in.

In conclusion:

Meh...