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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.45,0:00:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (Eerie music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.05,0:00:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A voice)\NAre you still there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.02,0:00:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDude, are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.81,0:00:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.87,0:00:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. Yeah, I’m still here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.80,0:00:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDid you hear what I said?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.53,0:00:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. You have a story, \Nyou have to write about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.32,0:00:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.95,0:00:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so tell me about the story.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.30,0:00:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh right. So it’s like at a hotel \Nand there’s a guy named Tony.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.59,0:00:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you know that one?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.88,0:01:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo I know a story about a guy named Tony?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.31,0:01:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe works at the hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.69,0:01:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but what does \Nhe do at the hotel?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.60,0:01:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIs he a doorman, is he a manager?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.15,0:01:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me something \Nelse about the story?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.84,0:01:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThere’s a guy named Carl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.34,0:01:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay. What does Carl do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.15,0:01:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, be honest. \NDid you read the story?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.99,0:01:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.02,0:01:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, how are you gonna write \Nabout it if you didn’t read it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.45,0:01:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t know. I’ll just read it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.32,0:01:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, you should have \Nread it before we started.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.53,0:01:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, do you want to \Njust read it together?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.04,0:01:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou can read it with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.50,0:01:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I get paid either way, dude. \NWhat’s the name of the story?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.78,0:02:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NUh… “I’ll Be Waiting.”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.90,0:02:06.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, Chandler. Duh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.87,0:02:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWho?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.77,0:02:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve read the story before. \NThe author is Raymond Chandler.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.85,0:02:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, his name’s Tony.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.12,0:02:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s the main character.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.75,0:02:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, like the author who wrote it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.82,0:02:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, the guy who wrote \Nthe story is Raymond Chandler.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.80,0:02:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.60,0:02:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, didn’t he write the \Nstory about the baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.36,0:02:35.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. What happened in \Nthe story about the baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.17,0:02:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt got ripped in half.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.55,0:02:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.14,0:02:41.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey rip the baby in half.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.37,0:02:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWho ripped a baby in half?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.69,0:02:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThe parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.16,0:02:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were fighting and then they \Nliterally ripped the baby in half.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.08,0:02:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that’s Raymond Carver.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.09,0:02:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that’s what I said.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.87,0:03:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Raymond Chandler \Nwrote the story about Tony.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.12,0:03:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raymond Carver wrote \Nthe one about the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.92,0:03:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.12,0:03:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, let’s just take five minutes,\Nread the first page.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.56,0:03:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTry to figure out what Tony’s job is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.25,0:03:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.04,0:03:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A phone beep)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.78,0:03:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.26,0:03:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.36,0:03:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBro, are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.56,0:04:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, I’m still here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.88,0:04:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI figured out what Tony does.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.04,0:04:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay. What does he do?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.80,0:04:09.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s a prostitute.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.31,0:04:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat? No, he’s a detective.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.60,0:04:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt says he’s the house dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.20,0:04:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.20,0:04:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right here. Tony says, \N“I wasn't kidding you, Miss Cressy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.72,0:04:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Mozart was the \Ngreatest man that ever lived.”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.51,0:04:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Miss Cressy says, “I thought you \Nwere the house dick,” and then it says,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.27,0:04:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“She put her head back on a pillow.”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.28,0:04:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She put her head back on a pillow \Nbecause they just had sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.54,0:04:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tony’s a prostitute who has sex with \Npeople so he can stay at the hotel for free.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.70,0:04:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s the house dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.85,0:04:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's surprised because he's talking \Nabout Mozart, because he’s a prostitute
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.68,0:04:52.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So why would he know who Mozart is? \NProstitutes don’t listen to Mozart.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.20,0:05:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s a hotel detective.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.86,0:05:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.44,0:05:06.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s the in-house detective for the hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.21,0:05:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the thirties, they used \Nto call detectives “dicks.”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.26,0:05:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, how was I supposed to know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.13,0:05:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, context clues?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.45,0:05:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDude, are you even interested in this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.80,0:05:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.31,0:05:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honesty is the best policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.35,0:05:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI just… do you really wanna know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.34,0:05:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes. I don’t enjoy watching you suffer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.97,0:05:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you really want to be here?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.19,0:05:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. My parents made me come. I’m sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.46,0:05:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t apologize. It’s fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.70,0:05:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut… where would you rather be right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.57,0:05:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHonestly?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.83,0:05:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You keep saying that. \NDo you usually lie to people?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.59,0:05:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I dunno, I feel like \Npeople would laugh at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.17,0:06:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m not gonna laugh at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.72,0:06:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where would you rather be? Right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.70,0:06:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI wanna play “Find the Invisible Cow.”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.85,0:06:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.09,0:06:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s a game you play online.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.61,0:06:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There’s a blank screen with a \Ncow hidden somewhere on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.58,0:06:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd you have to look for the cow.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.36,0:06:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the game shouts “Cow” \Nat you the whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.90,0:06:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the closer you get to the cow, \Nthe louder the shouting gets.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.04,0:06:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCow, cow, cow.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.49,0:06:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd when you find the cow, it moos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.39,0:06:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you play this online with other people?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.55,0:06:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.83,0:06:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. Good, sometimes \Nit’s good to be alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.46,0:07:01.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it sounds like \Nyou’d rather be doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.07,0:07:07.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So... go do what makes you happy. \NGo find your invisible cow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.87,0:07:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut I can’t. My parents -
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.26,0:07:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes you can. You have free will.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.97,0:07:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou can do whatever you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.02,0:07:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I still have to write the paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.86,0:07:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, you don’t. I’m gonna do you a favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.52,0:07:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already know the story, \NI know what it’s about,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.05,0:07:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I know what your \Nprofessor’s gonna wanna read.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.28,0:07:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don’t I just do the paper for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.33,0:07:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NReally? You’d do that for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.52,0:07:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. I would.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.04,0:07:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFor free?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.62,0:07:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck no. Twenty-five \Nbucks a page, double-spaced.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.02,0:07:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can have it by Friday, guaranteed A.\NWhat do you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.23,0:07:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.64,0:08:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annie, are you using the microwave?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.40,0:08:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, I’m making Hot Pockets!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.96,0:08:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it’s messing with the Wi-Fi.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.69,0:08:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell then pay the fucking Wi-Fi bill!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.07,0:08:14.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t, because you keep \Nfucking up my deals!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.94,0:08:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFuck you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.27,0:08:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, fuck you too.\N(A phone ringtone)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.12,0:08:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHey, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.46,0:08:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHey, David. How’s your dad? Still kicking?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.49,0:08:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NKicking and screaming. How’s yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.96,0:08:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s… dead. You know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.08,0:08:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I just wanted to make sure \Nhe didn’t come back as a zombie.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.40,0:08:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIf he does, I’ll let you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.26,0:08:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou can be his first meal.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.84,0:08:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, David, what’s up?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.52,0:08:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw you just got disconnected \Nfrom your last student?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.96,0:08:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I’m sorry. \NMy roommate is making Hot Pockets.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.20,0:08:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s great. \NI love anything with cheese in it,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.88,0:08:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but what does that \Nhave to do with anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.56,0:08:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The microwave messes \Nwith the connection
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.74,0:08:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the Wi-Fi’s like \Nbaby soft around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.92,0:08:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“Baby soft”?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.82,0:08:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s sensitive. It’s like a baby’s head.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.79,0:09:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You push it too hard, \Nit’s messed up for life.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.11,0:09:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NC’mon David, we talked about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.61,0:09:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh God, your kids. I’m so sorry, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.60,0:09:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t have kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.86,0:09:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou don’t? Oh my God, what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.54,0:09:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David, the only kids I have are the \Nones who come here for tutoring.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.92,0:09:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And right now one of \Nthose kids is left unattended.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.79,0:09:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of father \Nleaves their kid unattended?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.84,0:09:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre we talking about my dad or yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.47,0:09:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes me a bad dad. \NYou think I wanna be a bad dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.43,0:09:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of those dads who leaves \Ntheir kids in the car
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.92,0:09:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while they pick up cigarettes \Nfrom the Mini Mart?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.72,0:09:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo we’re talking about my dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.65,0:09:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David. I trusted you and \Nyou left that kid hanging.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.86,0:09:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You left that kid hanging \Nlike Michael Jackson.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.14,0:09:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what’s gonna happen to that \Nkid if he doesn’t pass his exams?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.48,0:09:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s… gonna… join the army?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.86,0:09:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWorse. Didn’t you see today’s word?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.58,0:09:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.18,0:10:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EDUCATION: Evil Dominates Uneducated Children \NAnd Teens, Indoctrinating Only Negativity.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.46,0:10:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you just put “uneducated” \Ninside the word “education”?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.60,0:10:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, my point is: \NI can’t run an online business
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.70,0:10:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if my employees don‘t have a stable\NInternet connection.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.88,0:10:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s like Mötley Crüe without Vince Neil. \NYou know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.68,0:10:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.32,0:10:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So think about it from my end.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.16,0:10:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I get Vince back and \Ngo double platinum?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.25,0:10:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or do I hang on to John Corabi \Nand hope he finds his dick?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.19,0:10:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI… I don’t know who John Corabi is.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.08,0:10:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd what does that tell you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.85,0:10:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat I wasn’t born in the seventies?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.96,0:10:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Find your dick, or you’re out of the band.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.34,0:10:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCan you find your dick, David?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.87,0:11:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I can look for it, but how \Ndo I know for sure which one's mine?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.50,0:11:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen: treat your Wi-Fi \Nlike a dog and get it fixed,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.81,0:11:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,‘cause I’m tired of \Nseeing piss on the carpet.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.55,0:11:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m confused. \NAm I finding a dick or cutting one off?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.91,0:11:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre we clear, David?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.43,0:11:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beeeeeeeep.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.61,0:11:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat the hell was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.79,0:11:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a defibrillator. “Clear.”\NBeeeeeeeep.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.30,0:11:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBecause we’re clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.91,0:11:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just do what I ask you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.53,0:11:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep. Beep. Beep. \NBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.56,0:11:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy)\NHave you looked for other jobs?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.86,0:11:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but… they’re \Nnot looking for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.09,0:12:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re a good writer. \NWhy would they not be looking for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.89,0:12:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they’re not looking for good writers. \NThey’re looking for good resumes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.89,0:12:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou need a resume to do creative writing?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.23,0:12:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot to do it, but, to get a job doing it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.19,0:12:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. If you don’t have a \Ndegree from Columbia
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.41,0:12:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or an internship at The Onion \Nyou’re basically fucked.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.07,0:12:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAt least you have a degree.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.60,0:12:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. From U.U.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.92,0:12:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou mean Q.U.?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.34,0:12:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. U.U. Unknown University.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.20,0:12:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s what everyone there calls it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.98,0:12:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.34,0:12:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s not like University of Phoenix where \Nnobody knows if it really exists or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.12,0:12:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNobody knows Q.U. exists at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.02,0:12:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They see it on a resume \Nand they’re like,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.99,0:12:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Oh, is that in England? \NDid you study abroad?”
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.06,0:12:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThank God you didn’t go to acting school.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.99,0:12:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might as well have I should \Nhave just skipped college;
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.65,0:12:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’d be doing just \Nas well as I am now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.02,0:12:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's easy for you to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.11,0:12:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s easy ‘cause it’s true.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.44,0:12:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some people just shouldn’t \Nbe forced to go to college
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.61,0:12:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and take classes they don’t \Nactually need.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.34,0:12:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had this student today \Nreading fucking detective fiction.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.66,0:12:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow is that gonna help him?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.22,0:12:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is he wasting his time when \Nhe could be doing something else?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.68,0:13:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLike what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.65,0:13:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. Something that \Nactually makes him happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.42,0:13:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NUh-huh. How much did you charge him?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.69,0:13:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, seventy-five dollars is \Nreasonable for a three-page paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.59,0:13:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s not reasonable when you’re \Nalready being paid to tutor him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.56,0:13:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no. It’s not reasonable for him to let \Nhis parents pay me to tutor him for a
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.60,0:13:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,paper he’s just gonna buy from me anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.63,0:13:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thirty seconds ago you felt bad \Nfor the guy; now it’s his fault?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.80,0:13:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhose fault is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.48,0:13:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Society’s. I don't know, I’m not the \None making this kid go to school.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.19,0:13:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you are the one \Nthat’s supposed to help him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.10,0:13:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI am helping him.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.99,0:13:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re helping yourself, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.50,0:13:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, at least it’s going to \Nsomeone who needs it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.53,0:13:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo you admit you do need help.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.83,0:13:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe all do. It runs in the family.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.38,0:13:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right about that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.14,0:13:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAsk me how I’m doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.79,0:13:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.21,0:14:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m shitty.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.72,0:14:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSorry. What’s up?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.38,0:14:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil’s not doing too good.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.27,0:14:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s never doing well.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.32,0:14:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLike health-wise.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.17,0:14:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s never been healthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.17,0:14:09.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s proud of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.100,0:14:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you told him he was healthy he’d shoot \Nhimself in the head just to prove you wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.72,0:14:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI think he’s really sick this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.75,0:14:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s been coughing up \Nsome weird stuff, which…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.76,0:14:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, he always coughs up \Nweird stuff, but it used to be black,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.69,0:14:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nand then it was red, and now it’s still red
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.40,0:14:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it has, like, tints of blue \Nin it so it looks purplish,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.18,0:14:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nbut there’s nothing on Web MD about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.00,0:14:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat he’d do? Drink out of a Porta Potty?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.27,0:14:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know, but he's gonna need one too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.95,0:14:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other day he almost \Nhad an accident in Key Food.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.64,0:14:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did he run over another cashier?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.50,0:14:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David, I’m serious. He’s not old \Nenough to be incontinent.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.08,0:14:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna take him to see a doctor, but -
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.98,0:14:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't take him to a doctor.\NHe doesn’t like doctors.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.66,0:14:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he likes doctors, \Nhe just doesn’t trust doctors.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.98,0:14:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s very specific about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.12,0:14:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“I’ll have a drink with a doctor, but \Nnot if he’s gonna tell me how much to drink.”
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.84,0:15:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe doesn’t like being told what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.67,0:15:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn’t like taking \Nother people’s advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.08,0:15:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NEven when he knows they’re right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.90,0:15:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAt me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.43,0:15:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s just as stubborn as you are too, so,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.20,0:15:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just be prepared if \Nsomething happens, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.43,0:15:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you kidding?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.49,0:15:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve been waiting for this \Nfor twenty-five years.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.46,0:15:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an expired bag of popcorn \Nchosen specifically for this moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.22,0:15:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGet another one. I’ll join you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.93,0:15:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy do you even take care of him?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.80,0:15:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you gonna take care of him?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.67,0:15:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, I’d dump his ass on the sidewalk.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.77,0:15:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re practically on \Nthe sidewalk yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.28,0:15:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI mean, can’t you just put him somewhere?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.71,0:15:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLike a nursing home?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.51,0:15:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, a funeral home.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.67,0:15:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe they’ll think he’s already \Ndead and box him up right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.98,0:15:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He won’t go to either.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.82,0:15:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hates old people because \Nthey remind him that he’s old,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.58,0:15:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he hates dead people \Nbecause he’s jealous of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.83,0:15:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, as annoying as he is, I’d rather \Nhave him be unhappy here than be unhappy
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.51,0:15:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somewhere else.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.91,0:15:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe owe him that much.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.72,0:16:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing we owe him is a \Nbill for years of financial abuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.19,0:16:06.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m not saying he was Keanu \NReeves, but he was there for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.21,0:16:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we would have \Nbeen better off without him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.15,0:16:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMaybe we would have been worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.18,0:16:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you’re not the one with a shit \Ndegree, living in a shit apartment,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.85,0:16:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,working a shit job.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.25,0:16:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could have no degree, \Nno apartment, and no job.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.14,0:16:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, but who is the \Ncommon denominator here?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.67,0:16:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow is any of that Phil’s fault?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.50,0:16:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIf it’s not his fault, then whose is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.75,0:16:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno, “society”? I’m not the one blaming \Nother people for how my life turned out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.45,0:16:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t blame other people.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.20,0:16:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou just blamed him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.37,0:16:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said “other people.” \NPhil’s not a person.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.49,0:16:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five minutes ago you were giving me \Na list of reasons why other
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.33,0:16:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people won’t hire you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.40,0:16:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They won’t hire me because \Nmy resume looks like shit,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.86,0:16:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my resume looks like shit \Nbecause Phil fucked me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.13,0:16:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo everything’s his fault?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.97,0:16:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s the reason both of us are stuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.97,0:16:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s the reason we don’t have a -
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.46,0:16:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWho said I felt stuck? I never said that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.28,0:16:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re stuck taking care of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.36,0:16:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t mind taking care of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.50,0:16:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, five years down the line, you might.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.84,0:17:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he even lives that long.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.87,0:17:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe should all be so lucky.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.67,0:17:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t keep using Phil as \Nan excuse to do nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.26,0:17:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David, you’re an adult.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.17,0:17:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re not trapped at home like \Nsome SoundCloud rapper.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.57,0:17:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou can make choices.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.87,0:17:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat choices?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.25,0:17:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Choosing between paying for my WiFi \Nso I can keep my job,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.75,0:17:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or paying for my rent so I have \Na place to live?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.71,0:17:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Choosing to apply to a different job, \Ninstead of talking yourself out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.92,0:17:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI talk myself out of embarrassing myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.15,0:17:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s called having dignity.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.62,0:17:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something I didn't get from Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.21,0:17:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Dignity?” David, you sell term \Npapers to college students.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.37,0:17:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s a matter of integrity, not dignity.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.41,0:17:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI do not have integrity.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.50,0:17:39.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gonna blame that on Phil, \Ntoo? The man is dying, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.81,0:17:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, well it’s about fucking time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.69,0:17:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you have never \Nhad to bathe him because he
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.66,0:17:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can't stand in the shower by himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.38,0:17:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.46,0:17:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. You keep talking about how \Nmuch he fucked up your life,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.92,0:17:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you don't have to put his dinner \Nin the blender because he can’t
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.44,0:18:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chew anything anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.94,0:18:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t see the look of embarrassment \Non his face when he has an accident
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.56,0:18:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he cries because he feels like a child.\N- Can I just say something
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.80,0:18:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t know what it feels like to be \Nresponsible for someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.64,0:18:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you’ve ever had to do was be responsible \Nfor yourself, and you can’t even do that right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.94,0:18:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCan I just say one thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.21,0:18:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.85,0:18:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNobody is asking you to do all of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.16,0:18:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.10,0:18:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A dial tone)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.35,0:18:38.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.23,0:18:40.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay, maybe I shouldn’t have said that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.91,0:18:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NUh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.34,0:18:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut I do believe honesty is the best pol-
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.31,0:18:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, shut the fuck up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.27,0:18:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(The line goes dead)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.76,0:18:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(An eerie wind sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.88,0:19:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(An announcer)\NMost people wouldn't bike
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.84,0:19:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through a Native American reservation\Nwithout expressly written consent
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.18,0:19:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the local tribe.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.73,0:19:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we're not most people
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.83,0:19:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are we gonna \Nget out of this jam?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.81,0:19:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Find out on the new season\Nof 'Two White Guys'
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.43,0:19:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Static)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.28,0:19:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annie, are you using the microwave?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.34,0:19:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnnie!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.39,0:20:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnnie!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.35,0:20:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWho’s Annie?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.79,0:20:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NWhat do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.88,0:20:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m playing Stardew Valley.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.44,0:20:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, what the fuck do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.40,0:20:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing, I just saw a spider.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.92,0:20:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh my God! Did you kill her?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.62,0:20:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, she’s dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.25,0:20:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat the fuck, man? Insect life is sacred!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.21,0:20:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt was an accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.06,0:20:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you sure she’s dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.43,0:20:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes. I’m sorry, Annie.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.35,0:20:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay, let me in. I’ll bury her.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.39,0:20:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI can’t. I need to be alone right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.25,0:21:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.33,0:21:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to pray.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.46,0:21:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI didn’t know you were religious?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.89,0:21:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, I’m making a change.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.88,0:21:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook, I really need to repent.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.46,0:21:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I’m sorry. Just bury her outside \Nwhen you’re done, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.40,0:21:24.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’ll leave a trowel out.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.79,0:21:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI will. Thank you, Annie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.36,0:21:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGod bless you, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.86,0:21:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGod bless you too, Annie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.38,0:21:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s Annie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.58,0:21:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see. I should probably \Nintroduce myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.50,0:21:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.78,0:21:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. I’m glad we \Ngot that out of the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.73,0:21:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or you’re a deepfake and \Nsomeone is trying to hack me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.67,0:21:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, maybe we didn’t get that \Nout of the way. Let me explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.88,0:21:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t need to. Whoever you \Nare, get the fuck off my TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.88,0:22:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t have any money.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.82,0:22:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, if you wanna steal \Nmy identity, just go for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.80,0:22:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t wanna be myself anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.30,0:22:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we good?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.44,0:22:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you good?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.57,0:22:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, my fucking TV is talking to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.28,0:22:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you wanna maybe take\Na moment to calm down?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.80,0:22:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would really prefer if you \Njust got the fuck off my TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.62,0:22:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, that’s not \Ngonna happen, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.59,0:22:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have something important \Nto talk to you about.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.92,0:22:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great. Call my secretary. \NMake an appointment.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.90,0:22:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe’ll do lunch. Get the fuck off my TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.15,0:22:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t just keep telling \Nme to get the fuck off your TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.48,0:22:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what I said? I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.29,0:22:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I meant to say was, \N“Get the fuck off my TV.”
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.17,0:22:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid. I understand that this is bizarre,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.93,0:22:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this is happening whether \Nyou like it or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.14,0:22:38.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So can you calm down, and \Njust give me a moment to explain?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.18,0:22:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m calling the police.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.14,0:22:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI can help you change your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.55,0:22:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSure. How much do I send you?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.21,0:22:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing. All I need is \Nyour time and effort.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.81,0:22:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I already have work to do, which, you’re \Nkinda preventing me from doing right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.96,0:23:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean that cheap term paper \Nyou’re writing for someone else?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.17,0:23:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you’re spying on me, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.59,0:23:04.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it really spying if you’re \Njust watching yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.89,0:23:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re not me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.37,0:23:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes I am. And no I’m not.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.74,0:23:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you confused?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.49,0:23:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David, I’m you, from an alternate \Ntimeline, in the year twenty-thirty.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.46,0:23:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (A foreboding chord) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.25,0:23:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo you’re from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.30,0:23:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.45,0:23:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut not my future.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.74,0:23:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. I’m a different David from a \Ndifferent timeline that is parallel to yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.19,0:23:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there are different \NDavids in different timelines?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.35,0:23:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.74,0:23:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow many?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.53,0:23:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMore than we can imagine.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.78,0:23:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every timeline’s different \Nfrom the last one.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.97,0:23:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It could be something big,\Nlike the planets are made of chocolate,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.82,0:23:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or it could be small, \Nlike Seth Rogen has two eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.94,0:23:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSeth Rogen does have two eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.98,0:23:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIn this timeline he does.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.92,0:23:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. And you must be from the timeline \Nwhere I’m completely fucking insane?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.29,0:24:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re in your timeline, David. \NIf anyone’s insane here, it’s you.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.40,0:24:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m not entirely convinced that I’m not.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.29,0:24:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, David… I literally have a \Ntime-sensitive issue to discuss with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.88,0:24:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So can we just… tone down the defensive \Nsarcasm and accept what is happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.18,0:24:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NProve it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.58,0:24:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NProve what?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.83,0:24:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prove that you’re me. \NOr, some version of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.30,0:24:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t have time for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.62,0:24:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI thought you said you could time travel?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.71,0:24:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI said I was from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.50,0:24:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not “travel,” \Nthis is telecommunication.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.75,0:24:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how much this costs on \Nmy phone bill - you know what, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.16,0:24:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat do you want me to prove?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.89,0:24:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTell me something only I would know.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.49,0:24:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Your father is currently coughing \Nup something that looks like laundry detergent.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.99,0:24:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou could’ve listened to my phone calls.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.34,0:24:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fair. Uh… in high school, you wrote a short \Nstory making fun of your music teacher,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.15,0:24:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you got cold feet and didn’t \Nsubmit it to the school newspaper.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.41,0:24:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually did submit that paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.12,0:25:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. See, the timelines are a little different. \NHow’d it go? Did they publish it?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.76,0:25:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. They were not fans of the passage \Nwhere Mr. Kleio tried to count how many
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.73,0:25:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trumpets he could fit inside himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.91,0:25:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, good thing I didn’t submit it then.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.45,0:25:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I got it. You jerked off to the \Ndance scene in Suspiria.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.46,0:25:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhich one?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.36,0:25:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe both know which one.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.40,0:25:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay, you have my attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.49,0:25:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we proceed with the assumption \Nthat I am you from a different timeline?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.62,0:25:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will give you the benefit of the doubt \Nprovided you do not tell
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.74,0:25:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyone what you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.59,0:25:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn’t do that. We’re on \Nthe same side here, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.41,0:25:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn’t feel like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.12,0:25:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I need you on my side.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.65,0:25:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI need your help.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.84,0:25:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWith what?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.13,0:25:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI need to catch a murderer.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.69,0:25:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (The foreboding chord) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.32,0:25:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A record scratch)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.32,0:25:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why do you think I would be \Nthe best person to help you with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.51,0:25:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll explain that in a moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.37,0:26:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid, I used to be a Temporal Agent.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.32,0:26:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t know what they are yet, \Nbut they will exist in your future.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.59,0:26:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our job is to regulate and control \Nthe usage of Temporal Technology,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.53,0:26:09.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,also known as TempTech.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.11,0:26:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s what you probably call \Ntime travel technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.11,0:26:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We would call it that, but an \Ninterdimensional tourism company
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.53,0:26:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kinda beat us to the patent rights.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.22,0:26:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo it’s TempTech.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.71,0:26:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay. TempTech.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.25,0:26:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSounds made up, but I believe you.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.88,0:26:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A couple years ago, we started seeing \Nvideos of murders posted on TubeYou.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.67,0:26:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTubeYou?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.62,0:26:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTubeYou. You guys don’t have TubeYou?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.41,0:26:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI think it’s called YouTube here.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.50,0:26:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh. That’s weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.28,0:26:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, we started seeing \Nvideos of murders online.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.97,0:26:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut not just any murders.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.22,0:26:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat, like snuff films?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.26,0:26:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.50,0:26:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMurder porn?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.19,0:26:40.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.91,0:26:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCannibalism?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.27,0:26:44.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. Maybe it’s better if I show you -
Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.67,0:26:47.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no, no, no. \NI would rather not watch a murder.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.65,0:26:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSqueamish.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.71,0:26:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo was I.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.92,0:26:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’ll get over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.83,0:26:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThese videos show murders across time.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.19,0:26:58.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone got access to TempTech and \Nis using it to leap across time
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.11,0:26:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and murder \Npeople in the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.85,0:27:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wouldn’t that change the future?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.20,0:27:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLike, in that shitty Ashton Kutcher movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.32,0:27:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThe Fruit Fly Effect.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.78,0:27:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThe Butterfly Effect.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.32,0:27:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, whatever. \NIt’s terrible in my timeline too.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.50,0:27:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But surprisingly accurate. \NLet me explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.48,0:27:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You keep saying you’re \Ngonna explain things.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.57,0:27:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just met someone \Nfrom an alternate timeline.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.81,0:27:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn’t think there’d be \Na huge exposition dump?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.92,0:27:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but don’t you have a \NPowerpoint for this or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.100,0:27:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Powerpoints? Where we’re going, \Nwe don’t need Powerpoints.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.25,0:27:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBack to the Future. Surprising.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.85,0:27:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat? No, that’s from Blade Runner.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.82,0:27:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat the hell is Back to the Future?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.75,0:27:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind. Just listen. Let’s say you \Nhave access to TempTech.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.70,0:27:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.52,0:27:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIf you could go back in time and kill anyone, who would you kill?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.60,0:27:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAdam.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.46,0:27:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.46,0:27:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m kidding. Hitler. \NI’d go back and kill Hitler.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.85,0:27:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NRight. Most people would.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.66,0:27:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can’t actually do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.99,0:27:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. It’s called a grandfather paradox.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.97,0:27:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If went back and killed someone you'd be
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.63,0:27:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,erasing the reason you went \Nback in time in the first place
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.95,0:28:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI read a lot of sci-fi.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.10,0:28:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's exactly right. If you \Nkilled Hitler in the past,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.38,0:28:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’d be erasing the reason you \Nwent back in time in the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.66,0:28:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, so you can’t kill \Nanyone in the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.76,0:28:13.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that’s what you’d think, \Nbut the video says otherwise.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.23,0:28:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NVideo of what?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.42,0:28:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOf Hitler’s murder.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.63,0:28:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHitler shot himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.83,0:28:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, he didn’t.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.72,0:28:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, this isn’t gonna be \Nsome Tupac conspiracy shit, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.20,0:28:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it’s not a conspiracy. \NThis is what actually happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.18,0:28:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s not what Wikipedia says.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.11,0:28:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWikipedia is not fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.24,0:28:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wikipedia is an observation \Nmade and recorded by humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.80,0:28:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wikipedia is what we know, \Nand what we think we know.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.86,0:28:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd Wikipedia was wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.31,0:28:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have video evidence that \NAdolf Hitler, as well as dozens
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.31,0:28:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of other historical figures, \Nwere murdered.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.59,0:28:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAll by the same person.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.36,0:28:51.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s not possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.79,0:28:53.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt would cause a grandfather paradox.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.62,0:28:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThe killer didn’t change the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.56,0:28:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He already killed his victims; \Nhe just didn’t know it yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.32,0:29:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNobody knew it.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.35,0:29:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People in the past had already come \Nup with reasons to explain
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.19,0:29:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why these deaths occurred. \NThe killer didn’t change the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.78,0:29:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe caused it.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.62,0:29:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N… so he killed Hitler?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.49,0:29:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.82,0:29:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The video is taken from Hitler’s \Noffice in the Führerbunker .
Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.56,0:29:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hitler and his wife, Eva Braun, \Nare both restrained.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.78,0:29:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The killer forces Braun to eat \Na cyanide pill as Hitler watches.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.60,0:29:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then he feeds Hitler a bullet \Nsandwich with his own pistol.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.54,0:29:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Hitler’s death was staged \Nto look like a suicide?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.10,0:29:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody would have known, because \NHitler signed a last will two days earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.26,0:29:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone around him knew he was \Ngoing to kill himself, so they didn’t
Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.13,0:29:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think to look for evidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.17,0:29:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But even if they did, they \Nwouldn’t have found anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.72,0:29:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The timeline can’t allow \Nfor an anachronism.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.90,0:29:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So… the timeline hides \Nevidence for this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.21,0:29:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s right. He can kill with impunity,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.59,0:29:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it’s impossible for \Nhim to be caught in the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:49.11,0:29:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if he can only kill \Npeople he’s already killed…
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.56,0:29:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nhow does he know who he’s already killed?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.22,0:29:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe doesn’t. If he fails, he fails.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.71,0:30:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe can’t get caught anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.25,0:30:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if he succeeds, he has video \Nevidence proving Wikipedia is wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.49,0:30:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People who see video after video of \Nmurders that supposedly never happened -
Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.50,0:30:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nthey lose faith in Wikipedia.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.10,0:30:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They start to question reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.75,0:30:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you believe in anything when \Nthere’s a madman slashing his way through
Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.68,0:30:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,history who nobody can stop?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.04,0:30:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody can even find?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.17,0:30:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I… I don’t know. I thought those \Nwere rhetorical questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.10,0:30:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were, I was letting the moment land.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.98,0:30:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Point is, this is much \Nbigger than just one killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:48.22,0:30:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So why doesn’t anyone \Nin your universe stop him?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.40,0:30:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, first of all “timeline,” \Nnot “universe.”
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.43,0:30:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“Timeline,” okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.15,0:30:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we start using different words, this is \Ngonna get more confusing than it already is.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.00,0:31:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second, we tried. When I was back \Nat the Temp Agency we -
Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.94,0:31:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou worked at a temp agency?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.81,0:31:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Temporal Agency. I was a Temporal \NAgent. I said that before.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.16,0:31:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sorry, just had to clarify.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.94,0:31:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Agency didn’t want to waste resources \Ntrying to catch someone who couldn’t be caught.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.53,0:31:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best they we could do was remove his \Nvideos and suspend his Twitch channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.53,0:31:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it doesn’t stop him, \Nand it’s not justice.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.72,0:31:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Agency thought I was \Nfixated on the case.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.76,0:31:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey say the killer just wants attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.94,0:31:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They think the problem will \Ngo away if they just ignore it.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.28,0:31:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even in the future, people \Ndon’t learn from the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:42.19,0:31:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m the only one who wants \Nto do anything about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:50.69,0:31:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou could ask me what my plan is.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.71,0:31:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTell me more.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.26,0:31:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before I left the Agency, I managed to get \Na hold of a new form of TempTech.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.97,0:32:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was an experimental prototype that would \Nallow telecommunication between
Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.52,0:32:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two timelines over \Na sixth dimensional plane.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.90,0:32:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, the thing that \Nlets us talk right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.48,0:32:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.18,0:32:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo I had a theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.36,0:32:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know I can’t find this guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.57,0:32:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t catch him, and even if I did, \NI wouldn’t be able to kill him.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.69,0:32:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t go back in time and stop him \Nfrom getting access to TempTech,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:23.12,0:32:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because that would cause \Na grandfather paradox.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.49,0:32:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you want me to kill him \Nfrom my timeline.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.15,0:32:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not just kill him.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.31,0:32:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NErase him.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.36,0:32:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need you to prevent \Nhim from being born.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.32,0:32:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (A foreboding chord) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:32:33.76,0:32:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can’t you just come \Nhere and do that yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.17,0:32:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TempTech isn’t advanced enough to transfer \Nphysical matter between timelines.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.88,0:32:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I tried, I would most likely \Njust be spaghettified.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.64,0:32:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSpaghettified?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.86,0:32:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine a baby. Happy. \NHealthy. Limbs intact.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.11,0:32:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.04,0:32:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now imagine that same baby being \Npushed through a cheese grater.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.62,0:32:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The gravity created by a wormball \Nof that size would literally
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.35,0:33:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tear the molecules out of my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.13,0:33:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I can’t move between \Ntimelines, but electrons can.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.75,0:33:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s why I’m reaching out to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.32,0:33:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we find out out who the killer is, you can \Nuse TempTech to visit my timeline in the past
Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.88,0:33:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,contact his parents, and prevent \Nthem from meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.44,0:33:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s two steps.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.24,0:33:22.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We find out who he is, you place \Na sixth-dimensional phone call.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.79,0:33:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I sit and pray that it works.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.74,0:33:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou don’t know if it’ll work.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.87,0:33:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s the only way I can think of to \Nescape a grandfather paradox.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.15,0:33:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it wouldn’t. If you succeeded\Nyou'd be erasing your own present.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.96,0:33:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, but that’s \Na risk I’m willing to take.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.39,0:33:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have many questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.39,0:33:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLike: why do I want your help?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:43.20,0:33:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t know anything about \NTempTech or serial killers.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.90,0:33:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re just a failed fiction writer with \Na weakness for demonic dance scenes.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.62,0:33:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NRead my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:51.59,0:33:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sixth dimensional communication \Nisn’t an exact science... yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.11,0:33:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t calibrate it in a way that you know \Nexactly what timeline you’re gonna end up in.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.40,0:34:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I’ve been searching for the right David.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.17,0:34:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn’t trust anyone but myself with this \Ninformation, so who better to ask?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.23,0:34:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found Davids who were \Ninterested in the science,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.24,0:34:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but too queasy to deal with the ethics of \Nerasing someone from existence.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.24,0:34:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found Davids who couldn’t care less about \Nother people dying in a parallel timeline.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.43,0:34:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I found Davids who just… \Nweren’t cut out for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.75,0:34:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd then I found you. And you were sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.14,0:34:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you were disappointed in yourself, \Nthe same way I’m disappointed in myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.83,0:34:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew you were someone who \Nneeded a second chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.62,0:34:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean you thought you \Ncould manipulate me.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:32.38,0:34:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. David, if you do this, you’ll save the \Nlives of countless people in my timeline.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.18,0:34:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They’ll never know it, \Nbut that doesn’t change the facts.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.44,0:34:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHistory is just what’s recorded.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.16,0:34:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your deeds matter, regardless of whether \Nanyone recognizes them or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.42,0:34:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, no, I don’t want to manipulate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.97,0:34:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to motivate you to do \Nsomething selfless, something great.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.08,0:34:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI think you want to do something great.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:59.03,0:35:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.49,0:35:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook, I listened to your pitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.20,0:35:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You seem like an okay guy, and I’m not just \Nsaying that because you remind me of myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:06.39,0:35:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut I’m not your guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.15,0:35:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou didn’t ask about what I said earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.54,0:35:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat I could help you change your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.54,0:35:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s because I know what false \Nadvertising looks like.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:17.91,0:35:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you’re so used to being lied to \Nthat you’ve stopped believing in the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:22.49,0:35:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re not curious about \Nwhat I can offer you?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:24.57,0:35:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re gonna give me TempTech in \Nexchange for helping you.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:27.32,0:35:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s right. I can’t \Nphysically send you a device,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:30.35,0:35:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I can give you all the documents and \Nsoftware you would need.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.18,0:35:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also have a discount code for Skillshare \Nso you can learn about the engineering.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.24,0:35:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’ll take a while to understand all of it, \Nbut once you’re ready,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:40.84,0:35:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can reach out to other Davids \Nacross the sixth dimensional plane.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.45,0:35:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once you find the right one you \Ncan change your own timeline.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.27,0:35:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou can change your past.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.78,0:35:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I knew this was a \Nscam, but... it’s worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:55.96,0:35:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFind another David?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:58.87,0:36:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThis is just a fucking chain letter.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.26,0:36:05.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No wonder the Agency fired you
Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.100,0:36:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re just as insane as the \Nguy you’re obsessed with.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.82,0:36:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cute. But I don’t blame you. \NThis is a lot to take in.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.62,0:36:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I’m gonna come back \Nforty-eight hours from now -
Dialogue: 0,0:36:22.96,0:36:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.12,0:36:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd you can give me your answer then.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.68,0:36:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And David, when you’re \Nthinking about my offer,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:29.98,0:36:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember this: I’m from \Nthe year twenty-thirty.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.95,0:36:36.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do think I visited you in \Nthe year twenty-twenty?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:36.69,0:36:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBecause you’re a masochist?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.73,0:36:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Well, yes, but, \Nthat’s the reason why.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.95,0:36:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I visited your timeline \Nin the year twenty-thirty.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.51,0:36:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked around for you. \NYou weren’t there.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.53,0:36:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need this more than you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.41,0:37:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Typing)
Dialogue: 0,0:38:00.89,0:38:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A dial tone)
Dialogue: 0,0:38:21.85,0:38:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A phone ringing)
Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.60,0:38:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHey.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.62,0:38:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou called?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.58,0:38:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. Are you busy?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:39.37,0:38:41.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m always busy, David. What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.100,0:38:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI… kinda got a job offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:45.94,0:38:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh? Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.74,0:38:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s um… I can’t really talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:52.34,0:38:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut you wanna talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.40,0:38:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.20,0:38:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIs it something I wouldn’t approve of?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.13,0:39:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLike, writing American history textbooks?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.15,0:39:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, it’s not that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.66,0:39:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut I don’t know if you’d approve.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.40,0:39:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t even know if I approve.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:07.21,0:39:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it more ethical than selling term \Npapers to low-income college students?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:12.46,0:39:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes. I think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.25,0:39:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDoes it pay well?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.27,0:39:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not really? Yes and no?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.56,0:39:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo it doesn’t pay.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.94,0:39:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot money.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.83,0:39:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo it’s an internship?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.73,0:39:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:27.72,0:39:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So is it a writing job?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.35,0:39:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. But if I do well, they’ll let \Nme rewrite some stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.43,0:39:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo it’s a stepping stone.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.23,0:39:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it’s definitely a step.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.13,0:39:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you’re not sure if it’s a \Nstep in the right direction?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.60,0:39:47.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, that’s it.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.79,0:39:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy do you feel that way?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.04,0:39:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like I’m moving backwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:53.67,0:39:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I’m doing something \NI’ve already done before.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.62,0:39:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you going back to Pizza Pagoda?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.29,0:40:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.11,0:40:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I heard they \Nunionized the kitchen there.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.71,0:40:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey get dental now.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.35,0:40:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They do?! I mean, uh - I’m not \Ngoing back to Pizza Pagoda.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.92,0:40:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just… I need to find something else, \Nand this thing just kinda presented itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.16,0:40:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, don’t just take it because \Nit’s the first thing that came along.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.68,0:40:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look what happened to that \Nguy that married Michelle Williams.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.24,0:40:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I can’t just stay at the center. \NIt’s a dead end.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.30,0:40:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you have to move backwards, \Nwhatever that means?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.76,0:40:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. It’s better than \Nstaying stuck in the same spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:33.10,0:40:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you remember Lenna?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:35.33,0:40:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.70,0:40:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They uh, they run a journalism site now.\NWell, a music journalism site.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.68,0:40:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they used to run a blog. \NUh, Listening with Len?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.88,0:40:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey changed the name.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.55,0:40:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, thank God.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.16,0:40:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, they’re getting like, \Nsolid traction on readership
Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.33,0:40:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they’re looking to hire writers.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:58.95,0:41:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, I wouldn’t wanna do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.67,0:41:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? You two worked together.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.52,0:41:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that’s the problem. \NThey’ve seen me at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.20,0:41:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, writing is different from tutoring. \NDo they think you’re a good writer?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:13.77,0:41:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t know.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.93,0:41:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you should \Nsubmit and find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.56,0:41:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMusic journalism?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.44,0:41:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou like music.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.67,0:41:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone likes music. That doesn’t mean \Neveryone should write about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.96,0:41:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHave you ever read Pitchfork ?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.70,0:41:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, you wanted something different.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:27.73,0:41:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it’s not the kind of \Nwriting I wanna do.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.97,0:41:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody starts out writing \Nwhat they wanna write.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.94,0:41:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hemingway started out as a journalist.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:36.26,0:41:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and he ended in \Npieces on the kitchen floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.38,0:41:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but that’s was because \Nhe was a novelist.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:42.19,0:41:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I’m not saying take the job \Nor I’ll disown you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.64,0:41:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it’s an alternative.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.35,0:41:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn’t have to move \Nbackwards to move forward.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:50.88,0:41:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes you can move sideways.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.81,0:41:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I’ll think about it. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.98,0:42:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.90,0:42:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAsk me how I’m doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.70,0:42:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSorry. How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:12.46,0:42:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NStill shitty.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.54,0:42:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI, uh, I’m starting to plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:17.71,0:42:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NPlan?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:19.50,0:42:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, for Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:20.89,0:42:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Like, getting toxins that \Nwon’t show up on autopsy?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:23.73,0:42:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, just making sure there’s \Nenough money. Just in case.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.78,0:42:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIs it really that bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.24,0:42:38.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. He's coughing up more red, which \Nis better than purple, but still not good.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:38.71,0:42:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he’s having more accidents.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:41.53,0:42:44.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just feel like something bad's \Ngonna happen one day
Dialogue: 0,0:42:44.43,0:42:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everything's gonna \Ngo downhill from there.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.12,0:42:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re gonna push him down a hill?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.71,0:42:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you be serious? Look, I think \Nyou need to talk to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.86,0:43:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About what? Like finding \Nunderwear that doesn’t stain?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.89,0:43:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. Anything you \Nneed to tell him.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.43,0:43:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t think I have \Nanything to say to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.62,0:43:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you don't know \Nthat until you see him.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.54,0:43:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhen was the last time you were even here?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:12.67,0:43:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh… maybe like Feb...?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.21,0:43:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFeb?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.71,0:43:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, definitely Feb.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.58,0:43:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NUh-huh. Feb of which year?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.39,0:43:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay, it’s been a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:24.99,0:43:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he can't go and see you, so…
Dialogue: 0,0:43:28.41,0:43:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, if I set up a chat between \Nyou two, would you talk to him?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.60,0:43:39.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMaybe convince him to see a doctor?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.62,0:43:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s not gonna listen to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.21,0:43:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he’s not listening to me. \NAnd I’m the one that makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:44.18,0:43:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s because he only \Nunderstands sarcasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.14,0:43:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NExactly. You speak the same language.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.20,0:44:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, you’re not giving him his\Nlast rites. Just think about it, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.53,0:44:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re giving me a lot to think about.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:03.47,0:44:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. This must be so hard for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:06.25,0:44:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I have something to share with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:10.66,0:44:13.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIs it a DoorDash coupon?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:13.23,0:44:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. So I was going through \Nthe photos in the attic.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:19.71,0:44:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I figured I should have some ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.46,0:44:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I found this. \NUh, I’ll just send it to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:29.84,0:44:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A phone beep)
Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.83,0:44:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. I thought he got rid of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:40.55,0:44:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought so too. \NAt first I didn’t know who it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.76,0:44:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre we sure it’s her?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:47.95,0:44:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWho else would it be?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.11,0:44:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t know. Maybe we should ask him.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:51.11,0:44:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you should ask him.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.17,0:44:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Hey, haven’t seen you in two plus years. \NAlso, who is this bitch?!”
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.78,0:45:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno, she looks... different.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.70,0:45:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’s probably around our age here. \NProbably when they started dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:07.30,0:45:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. If I looked like that, \NI’d leave him too.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.78,0:45:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NShe didn’t leave him. \N\N
Dialogue: 0,0:45:12.62,0:45:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot the way he tells it.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:14.20,0:45:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tells so many stories about it, \NI don’t even know what to believe anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.40,0:45:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMaybe she’s still here.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.18,0:45:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just can’t see her because \Nwe’re blinded by all the lies.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:23.14,0:45:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get so used to being lied to that \Nyou stop believing in the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.37,0:45:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds like a really sad \NPanic! At the Disco song.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.54,0:45:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey’re all sad now.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.13,0:45:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A phone ringtone)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.85,0:45:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit, it’s George.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.21,0:45:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSpeak of the devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.11,0:45:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“I heard you were talking about other \Nwriting opportunities, David.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.51,0:45:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing you’ll be \Nwriting is your own obituary.”
Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.54,0:45:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, shit. I gotta take this.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:50.51,0:45:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s probably pissed off \Nhis kids or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.21,0:45:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no problem. Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.75,0:46:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t rob your students of a \Nvaluable learning experience!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.76,0:46:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N\NNo. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.93,0:46:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHey, George. How’re the kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.30,0:46:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t have - listen David, \Nyou’re gonna love this.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.99,0:46:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just got off the phone with \Na student asking for a refund.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:16.40,0:46:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get this. They said, and I quote, \N“My tutor didn’t deliver.”
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.94,0:46:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, “deliver.” Someone’s been \Nhitting Dictionary.com.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.57,0:46:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? So I tell him what \Nwe always tell ‘em.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:29.59,0:46:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat’d you tell him?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.21,0:46:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told him to go take a hike \Nin the Black Hills Forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.47,0:46:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He might be a little too young \Nto understand that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:38.53,0:46:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know. That’s how I get away with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.15,0:46:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.28,0:46:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told them you tried your best and it just, \Nyou know, probably wasn’t a good fit.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.96,0:46:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told they could try another tutor \Nbut they insist - they insist - on a refund.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.74,0:47:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo what do I do in this situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.76,0:47:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell them we have a no refund policy \Nand we’ll see them in court.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.98,0:47:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s the thing. We don’t \Nhave a no refund policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.21,0:47:10.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe don’t?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:10.41,0:47:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I have a no refund policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.01,0:47:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s your policy, David?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.28,0:47:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My policy is the same as yours, George
Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.89,0:47:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Your policy is the same \Nas mine because you work for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.74,0:47:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You provide services which are guaranteed \Nthrough my business establishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.97,0:47:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. So we have the same policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.20,0:47:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what’s your policy when an \Nemployee violates the policy?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.38,0:47:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.26,0:47:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s your policy when an \Nemployee violates the policy?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.32,0:47:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We - uh -
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.14,0:47:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not “we.” We don’t share policies.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:57.64,0:48:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have my policy, and \Nyou have your policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.46,0:48:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They may be the exact same policy, but \Nthey’re separate policies nonetheless.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:07.84,0:48:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I know what my policy is, \Nbut I want to see your policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.80,0:48:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what is your policy when \Nan employee violates the policy?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:21.32,0:48:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, George, are you… \Naccusing me of something?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:26.92,0:48:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just asking you \Nwhat your policy is.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.98,0:48:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don’t think you can tell me what your policy is,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:33.63,0:48:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I don’t think \Nyou actually have one.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:36.21,0:48:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you said your policy \Nwas the same as mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:38.65,0:48:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And last time I checked, I have a \Nstrict academic integrity policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.52,0:48:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NRemember what that means?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.50,0:48:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:49.13,0:48:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat does it mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.23,0:48:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means we don’t write \Npapers for our students.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:55.36,0:48:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd did you break that rule?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:59.57,0:49:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGo ahead, spin me a yarn.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.67,0:49:05.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDig yourself a bigger pit to fall into.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:05.45,0:49:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you’re right, George. \NI broke the rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:11.52,0:49:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know. But I want to hear it from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:18.15,0:49:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, the student didn’t understand \Nthe work, I was frustrated.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:25.61,0:49:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI saw an opportunity to help us both out.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.21,0:49:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I offered to write the paper, \Nbut I didn’t even follow through with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:32.49,0:49:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI was gonna give the money back, but…
Dialogue: 0,0:49:35.11,0:49:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I needed the money to get \Nmy Wi-Fi fixed like you asked.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:40.33,0:49:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I figured I’d just pay the \Nstudent back next week.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:44.45,0:49:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t think they’d call you.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:49.46,0:49:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m sorry, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:51.92,0:49:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI… I took the easy way out.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:56.23,0:50:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I understand why \Nyou did what you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:00.51,0:50:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a moment of weakness.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.42,0:50:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe’ve all had them.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:05.10,0:50:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, my wife and I were \Nhaving trouble last year -
Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.63,0:50:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou have a wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:10.55,0:50:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes! How - never mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:14.54,0:50:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m giving you a second chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.62,0:50:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NReally?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:17.86,0:50:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course. Don’t you \Nremember today’s word?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:20.14,0:50:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLEARNING: Lamentable Emasculations Assist Redemption, Newfound Initiative, and Natural Growth.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.36,0:50:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, I totally forgot to \Ncheck the website this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:36.82,0:50:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, thank you, George. \NI won’t let you down.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.99,0:50:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you won’t. But I wanna keep \Nthis between us, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:47.26,0:50:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t need this kind \Nof thing getting out.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:49.48,0:50:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. Yeah, absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:52.94,0:50:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And George, I promise, what happened \Nwith Louie will never happen again.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.61,0:51:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLouie? The student’s name was Ramjeet.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.21,0:51:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.58,0:51:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:07.95,0:51:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m broke, my father might be \Ndying, and I just got lost my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.62,0:51:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm all the way in.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:12.94,0:51:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou got fired from the tutoring center?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.71,0:51:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI remember that. Good times.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.14,0:51:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDid you forget about Ramjeet?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:17.64,0:51:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI forgot about Ramjeet.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:19.65,0:51:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never forget about Ramjeet.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:20.59,0:51:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could’ve warned me \Nabout that, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.35,0:51:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know everything \Nabout this timeline.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.53,0:51:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, you’re here, \Nso it worked out for the both of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:27.79,0:51:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI thought you might not show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:29.69,0:51:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N\NWell, I showed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.17,0:51:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where do we start?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:32.47,0:51:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll tell you what we know about \Nthe killer, which isn't much.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:35.51,0:51:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFirst thing is the psych profile.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:37.64,0:51:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s short, obviously, because there \Nisn't a lot of information available
Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.26,0:51:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on how time travel affects the brain.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.34,0:51:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don’t even know what I’d \Ndo with a psych profile,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.25,0:51:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but, sure, tell me what you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:49.31,0:51:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, he’s a narcissist.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.30,0:51:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Delusions of grandeur; \Nhe likes to literally cause history.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:54.47,0:51:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s a people pleaser \Nand an exhibitionist.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:56.71,0:51:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Posts videos of his crimes; he likes\Npeople to know what he’s doing,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:59.91,0:52:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially when he knows \Nhe’s doing a good job.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:01.79,0:52:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably also doesn’t like it when people \Nknow he’s doing a bad job.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:04.78,0:52:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn’t show videos of failed kills. \NMost likely middle or lower-class.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:09.52,0:52:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Low power physically, emotionally, \Neconomically, socially. Shit job.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.15,0:52:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably had issues with his parents, \Nif they were around.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:17.55,0:52:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Failed to live up to everyone’s \Nexpectations, including his own.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.10,0:52:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he had siblings, probably \Nfelt inferior to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.71,0:52:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDoesn’t have a lot of friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.23,0:52:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The few he does are probably \Nthrough the Internet. Single. Virgin.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.85,0:52:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s all I got.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:35.06,0:52:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo… he’s a libertarian.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.96,0:52:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second thing we know, which will \Nprobably be even less useful, is his name.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:42.52,0:52:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe have his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.30,0:52:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not his real name, but what we \Ncalled him at the Agency.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:46.99,0:52:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NPromise not to laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.10,0:52:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI won’t.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:50.95,0:52:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe call him “the Fizzle Killer.”
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.87,0:52:59.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“The Fizzle Killer”? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.100,0:53:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His videos and profiles \Nreferred to him as “Fizzle,”
Dialogue: 0,0:53:04.40,0:53:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy not call him “the Time Killer”?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:06.64,0:53:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like “time travel”, we can’t use \Nthat name for copyright reasons.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.95,0:53:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There’s a company that \Nproduces laser watches,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.21,0:53:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which are exactly as cool as they sound - \Nand they beat us to the name.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:17.62,0:53:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo, he’s the Fizzle Killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:18.90,0:53:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGet your laughs in now.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.43,0:53:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHeinlein.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:21.75,0:53:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWas that a laugh in German?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.92,0:53:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, Heinlein. Robert Heinlein.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:25.61,0:53:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe was a science-fiction writer.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.20,0:53:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou think he’s the Fizzle Killer?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.86,0:53:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. He’s dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.82,0:53:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you think the Fizzle \NKiller killed him?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:31.71,0:53:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. You’ve never heard of him?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:33.34,0:53:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Why would I read \Nscience-fiction? I’m living it.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:36.73,0:53:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Robert Heinlein has a story \Ncalled “-All You Zombies-.”
Dialogue: 0,0:53:40.82,0:53:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s about time travel.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.55,0:53:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The narrator talks about \Nsomething called a Fizzle War.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:44.73,0:53:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think there’s a clue \Nhidden in the story?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.14,0:53:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that is the clue. \NThis guy’s a fucking sci-fi nerd.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:50.57,0:53:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat would fit our profile. Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:53.93,0:53:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had a whole unit \Nof Agents on this case.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:57.10,0:53:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We thought his name was just some \Nstupid Readdat handle.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:59.87,0:54:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Readdat?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.66,0:54:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Readdat? You guys don’t have \NReaddat? It’s a fivum.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.81,0:54:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A what?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:04.77,0:54:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A fivum. It's a website where \Nyou share opinions and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:09.16,0:54:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, a forum.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:11.31,0:54:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you call it a forum?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.21,0:54:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. Why \Nwould you call it a fivum?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:15.50,0:54:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because five is better than four. \NObviously.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.44,0:54:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, you’re one of the smarter \NDavids I’ve met but God,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:21.17,0:54:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you live in a stupid ass timeline.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.36,0:54:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No arguments there.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.32,0:54:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a great clue though. \NHe’s a sci-fi nerd. Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.88,0:54:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, I do have something else for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.26,0:54:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m gonna send it across the \Nsixth dimensional plane in a second,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:34.44,0:54:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI just gotta get the formatting right.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.90,0:54:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you guys have Pedia Files?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.28,0:54:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N\NUh. You mean PDF files?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.66,0:54:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, what did I say?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.74,0:54:50.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m fucking with you. \NI’m fucking with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:50.25,0:54:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m sending it over now.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.65,0:54:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m sorry. Give it a second. \NCheck your email.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.80,0:54:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Beep)
Dialogue: 0,0:55:01.10,0:55:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:02.19,0:55:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, I thought you’d laugh at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.93,0:55:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t think it’s a little dangerous to \Nsend me something that says that?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.39,0:55:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come on. It’s not like the \NNSA is reading your emails.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:12.79,0:55:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWait, do they actually do that here?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.22,0:55:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I objectively \Nlive in the worst timeline?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:18.69,0:55:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnyway, take a look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:21.31,0:55:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a collection of the videos that \Nthe killer posted on TubeYou.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:23.87,0:55:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI told you I don’t wanna look at those.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.26,0:55:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, we’re catching a \Nmurderer, not watching CBS.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:29.42,0:55:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBesides, you read detective stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.80,0:55:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reading about murder and \Nwatching it are two different things.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:34.92,0:55:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re right. Let’s wait five years \Nfor the book to come out.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:38.03,0:55:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe Truman Capote’ll rise from the \Ndead and do all the work for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.58,0:55:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThis is a step in the right direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:44.72,0:55:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you’re gonna have to take a \Ncouple more outside your
Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.59,0:55:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comfort zone if you wanna \Nget where you're going.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:33.72,0:56:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A phone ringtone)
Dialogue: 0,0:56:37.56,0:56:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy)\NDavid
Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.77,0:56:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what’s up? Is Phil okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:41.59,0:56:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, he’s fine. Are you alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.43,0:56:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou mean in a cosmic sense?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.19,0:56:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, I mean did you get fired?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.22,0:56:49.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWho told you that?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:49.21,0:56:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lenna. They said you \Ngot fired two days ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.30,0:56:56.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy would Lenna know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:56.41,0:56:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBecause they talked to George.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:59.15,0:57:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the fuck talks to their ex-boss \Nthree years after they quit?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:04.91,0:57:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou submitted my resume.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:06.73,0:57:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, you weren’t going to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.49,0:57:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI told you I’d think about it. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:57:10.31,0:57:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, that’s how I knew you wouldn’t.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.04,0:57:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou don’t “think.”
Dialogue: 0,0:57:13.58,0:57:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you did, you would’ve stopped \Nselling papers like I told you to.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.51,0:57:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid, what are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.89,0:57:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just threw away a job \Nyou had for three years.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:20.75,0:57:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now you can’t even use \NGeorge as a reference because
Dialogue: 0,0:57:22.76,0:57:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he’s just gonna tell people \Nyou were selling so many
Dialogue: 0,0:57:24.61,0:57:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,papers you couldn’t keep track \Nof who you were selling them to.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.20,0:57:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t need a reference.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:28.48,0:57:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI already got a new position. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.16,0:57:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWha - How?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:31.82,0:57:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the thing you were \Ntalking about last time?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:34.23,0:57:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. I got the job.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:35.71,0:57:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI thought it wasn’t a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:37.40,0:57:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s not. It - whatever it is, I have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:40.29,0:57:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay? You don’t need to worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.80,0:57:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDoes it pay?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:42.73,0:57:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt will.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.55,0:57:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut not right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.77,0:57:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut it will.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.81,0:57:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t want you to get evicted.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:47.51,0:57:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m not gonna get evicted.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:48.73,0:57:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnnie’s not gonna throw me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:50.16,0:57:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NYes I will!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.44,0:57:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLove you too!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:54.20,0:57:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NFuck off.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.66,0:57:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.80,0:57:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’s not. She’s just gonna \Nrant about me on Tumblr.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:59.82,0:58:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in real life. Look, I’m sorry you had \Nto find out from Lenna that I got fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.28,0:58:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna tell you, but I already \Ngot so much work to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.80,0:58:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat are you even doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:10.61,0:58:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's, uh, I’m assisting on a case.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:16.98,0:58:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“A case?” What did you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:19.65,0:58:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI didn’t do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.12,0:58:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you a police informant?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:23.13,0:58:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou know I don’t like police.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.89,0:58:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it’s with a… private investigator.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:28.44,0:58:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s looking into some cold \Ncases and he needs help.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:31.50,0:58:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Cold cases?” Like, murders?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:36.82,0:58:38.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.59,0:58:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God. Does he make \Nyou look at photos? Does he?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:43.59,0:58:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not… yet at least. \NIt’s like clerical work.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.29,0:58:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would they hire someone like \Nyou for a job like that? No offense.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.39,0:59:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know, I guess he… sees \Nhimself in me or something. I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.51,0:59:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe he wanted to hire someone \Nhe could get away with not paying?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:04.87,0:59:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s not that he doesn’t want to pay me, \Nit’s that he needs to find the guy
Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.96,0:59:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he’s looking for before he can pay me.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:10.85,0:59:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it’s contingent on \Nwhether you solve the case?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.58,0:59:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow long is that gonna take?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.07,0:59:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. Look, it’s an interesting \Njob. I can use it for my writing.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:19.16,0:59:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t want you to spend another three years \Nworking a job just for it to go nowhere again.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.30,0:59:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m not going to. I was stuck \Nat the center, you know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.65,0:59:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m glad I got fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:30.37,0:59:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAmy, this is a good thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.70,0:59:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou said to move sideways.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.57,0:59:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThis is a sideways move.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:38.11,0:59:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least you’re taking my advice for once.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:40.51,0:59:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I’m the only one \Nin this family who does.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:42.85,0:59:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou should be grateful.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:44.60,0:59:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t push it.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.84,0:59:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe need to do something about him.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:49.50,0:59:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo we have to?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:51.50,0:59:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if you don’t say \Nanything to him soon,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.41,0:59:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we won’t have to because \Nhe's just gonna be dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:56.43,1:00:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, okay, what's wrong with him?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:00.19,1:00:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s coughing up purple again, \Nbut now it’s like, flakes?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:03.98,1:00:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s like lilac petals that \Nsmell like stomach acid.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.96,1:00:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you just please talk to him?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:10.70,1:00:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would I even say to him?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:12.76,1:00:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell him he’s a stubborn, cantankerous \Nwiseass and if he doesn’t admit
Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.54,1:00:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that there’s something wrong \Nwith him, he's gonna die.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.35,1:00:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don’t you tell him he’s a \Nstubborn, cantankerous wiseass?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:21.80,1:00:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t do that! \NHe thinks I’m the good one.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:24.97,1:00:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David… don’t get stuck in the past.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:28.47,1:00:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou saw what it did to him.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:30.82,1:00:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He spent the last twenty years \Ntrying to forget what happened
Dialogue: 0,1:00:33.32,1:00:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everyone else moved on.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.45,1:00:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTime didn’t wait for him to catch up.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:37.31,1:00:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNow he’s alone.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.39,1:00:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t want that to happen to us.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:43.18,1:00:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It won’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.42,1:00:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just talk to him for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.16,1:00:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NJust to move on from it.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:50.98,1:00:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he can’t do it, or \Nwon’t do it, that’s on him.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:54.38,1:00:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least you won’t have to wonder if \Nyou could have saved him or not.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:02.85,1:01:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I’ll talk to him, but ask him first.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:06.60,1:01:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m don't wanna force him to listen to me \Nlecture him if he doesn’t want to.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:09.99,1:01:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:11.12,1:01:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And just tell him I wanted to talk.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.89,1:01:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t tell him this is an \Nintervention or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.53,1:01:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, of course.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.79,1:01:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can’t guarantee results.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:19.99,1:01:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not expect you to. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:24.26,1:01:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t thank me yet;
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.17,1:01:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still have to actually \Nfollow through with it.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:29.51,1:01:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I should probably get back to work.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.91,1:01:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to look at metadata.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:34.25,1:01:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Metadata”?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:35.64,1:01:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Metadata.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.83,1:01:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s like this data that \Ngets stored on videos,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:40.53,1:01:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like what date it was taken, \Nwhat camera it was taken on,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:43.82,1:01:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GPS coordinates if there’s a...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.39,1:01:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it’s boring, I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:48.71,1:01:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it sounds like it.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:52.06,1:01:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'll see you later.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:55.57,1:01:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:57.35,1:01:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Metadata!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:59.54,1:02:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Metadata!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:08.84,1:02:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy's voice, echoing)\N“Time didn’t wait for him to catch up.”
Dialogue: 0,1:02:13.56,1:02:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( A man's voice)\N"It's a clue dumbass"
Dialogue: 0,1:02:21.67,1:02:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The metadata from the \Nvideos show that the killer
Dialogue: 0,1:02:24.34,1:02:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swapped out cameras \Nbetween each murder.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.16,1:02:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He probably destroyed them \Nafter uploading the videos.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:28.13,1:02:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMakes it harder to catch him.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:29.56,1:02:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. But when you buy a new camera, \Nor any new device, what happens?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:32.40,1:02:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You… throw away the instruction manual?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:34.34,1:02:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, but, also, the device\Ndoesn’t know what time it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:37.75,1:02:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NEach camera has an internal clock.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.50,1:02:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s how we get timestamps.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:41.19,1:02:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most people update the time settings \Nas soon as they turn the camera on
Dialogue: 0,1:02:44.18,1:02:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it matches the date \Nand time they're using it.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:45.93,1:02:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The killer didn’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.31,1:02:49.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yeah. He was going \Ninto the past anyway.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.65,1:02:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. There’s no point in changing the time setting \Nfor a camera you’re just gonna throw away.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.06,1:02:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you don’t set it up, \Nit retains the factory settings.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:56.38,1:03:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I buy a camera today and \Ninsert the battery for the first time,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:00.23,1:03:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the default factory setting might be \NJanuary first, two-thousand twenty.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.56,1:03:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what happens if I take that camera and \Ngo back to, say, June first, two-thousand ten?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:10.78,1:03:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The camera still thinks you’re \Nin January of two-thousand twenty.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:13.16,1:03:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly. If you look at the \Nrecorded dates of the latest videos,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:15.62,1:03:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most of them are from January.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:18.22,1:03:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn’t spend a lot of time in the past, \Nbecause they were short kills.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:21.88,1:03:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But most of the older videos \Nare dated a couple months later.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:25.32,1:03:26.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo think about it.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.100,1:03:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I take that same camera \Nfrom January twenty-twenty,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:30.70,1:03:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I travel to June twenty-ten \Nand stay there for two months -
Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.71,1:03:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The camera will say \Nit’s March twenty-twenty.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.32,1:03:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Time doesn’t stop just \Nbecause you’re in the past.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.56,1:03:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd if it doesn’t stop for the camera -
Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.61,1:03:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s not stopping for him either.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:45.48,1:03:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I go to June twenty-ten \Nand stay for two months,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:47.84,1:03:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I travel back to the same \Nmoment I left in January twenty-twenty,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.94,1:03:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the camera will say March twenty-twenty.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:54.12,1:03:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So both the camera and the killer \Nwould have aged two months.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:57.62,1:04:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But no time would \Nhave elapsed in the present.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:00.14,1:04:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The killer can move through time, \Nbut he’s still affected by it.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.00,1:04:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s still aging when he’s in the past.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.71,1:04:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which means he’s aging faster \Nthan people in the present.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.77,1:04:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NExactly.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:06.39,1:04:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I worked with the assumption \Nthat the killer turned on each camera
Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.80,1:04:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the same time he entered the past.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:10.80,1:04:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, for example, if a video says \Nit was taken on February first,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:14.45,1:04:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s one month from a default \Nfactory setting of January first,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:17.86,1:04:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can assume that the killer \Nspent one month in the past.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:20.59,1:04:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So working with that estimate, I added \Nup the total time he’s spent in the past.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.12,1:04:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much time?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:25.61,1:04:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Close to eight years.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:26.53,1:04:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHoly shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:27.73,1:04:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd that’s conservative.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:29.36,1:04:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s hundreds of videos.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:30.75,1:04:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some are short because all he had to \Ndo was show up and shoot someone in the face,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:34.04,1:04:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but others are more complicated, \Nlike poisoning or indirect causes
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.55,1:04:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like emotional abuse that leads to \Nthe victim committing suicide.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:40.25,1:04:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. If he has to spend months, \Neven years in the past,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.40,1:04:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nhe’ll do it to make sure he gets the kill. \N
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.12,1:04:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut he’s still aging. And he’s realized this.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:46.62,1:04:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is why the more recent \Nkills are getting shorter.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.78,1:04:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He needs kills to keep up with demand,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:51.10,1:04:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that don’t take a \Nlot of time to accomplish,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:52.97,1:04:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the more time \Nhe spends in the past,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:54.70,1:04:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nthe more time he loses in his actual present-day life.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:56.74,1:05:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can’t just age eight years \Nwithout people around you noticing.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.70,1:05:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless you’re Toss Cruime.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:03.18,1:05:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who’s Toss Cruime?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:04.66,1:05:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s an actor. He was in, uh… Bottom Gun,
Dialogue: 0,1:05:08.82,1:05:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Assignment: Impractical, Strawberry Sky -
Dialogue: 0,1:05:11.97,1:05:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Tom Cruise.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:14.30,1:05:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, the guy who’s like sixty \Nbut looks like he’s twenty-two.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:16.78,1:05:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but the killer’s \Nnot Tom Cruise.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:18.89,1:05:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we sure? I really want \Nthat guy to fuck up.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:21.47,1:05:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, the killer’s a loser. \NRemember the profile?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:23.73,1:05:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s probably ugly.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:24.95,1:05:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With all the money he’s \Nmade selling videos online?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:26.89,1:05:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He could probably afford plastic surgery.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.81,1:05:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that’s where we should be looking.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:30.72,1:05:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plastic surgery, cases of advanced aging.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:35.27,1:05:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do some digging, but we \Ndon’t know where this guy lives.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:38.27,1:05:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could interrogate every \Nplastic surgeon in New York,
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.86,1:05:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it wouldn’t matter if \Nthe killer lives in Banglakok.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:43.88,1:05:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Banglakok? Never mind. \NI'm not gonna ask.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:48.88,1:05:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I’ll do what I can to \Nlook into the medical stuff
Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.50,1:05:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is progress. Good work.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.96,1:05:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t thank me, thank Amy.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:56.60,1:05:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:57.69,1:06:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sister. She's the one \Nwho gave me the idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:01.39,1:06:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, right.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:02.99,1:06:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou didn’t tell her about this, did you?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:05.19,1:06:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, of course not.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:09.69,1:06:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you… not have an Amy in your timeline?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:12.47,1:06:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOnly child.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:15.02,1:06:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about parents?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.72,1:06:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David, when we erase this guy - \Nit’ll change my timeline permanently.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:25.52,1:06:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The me you know right \Nnow isn’t going to exist.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:29.58,1:06:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, the less you know \Nabout me, the better.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:34.40,1:06:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’ll look into plastic surgeons.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:35.84,1:06:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll let you know what I find. Okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:38.18,1:06:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.78,1:06:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good work today, David.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:42.16,1:06:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Static)
Dialogue: 0,1:06:48.83,1:06:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s all set up in the other room.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:50.47,1:06:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why isn’t he downstairs?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:51.62,1:06:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe doesn’t want me to be there.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:54.24,1:06:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He keeps calling me NASA for some reason.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:57.46,1:06:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NASA?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:58.18,1:07:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I guarantee he’s gonna \Nsay something about that to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:02.95,1:07:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, upstairs is the only \Nplace where there’s any privacy.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:06.20,1:07:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't let him in on our calls, \Nso I couldn’t really argue with him.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.54,1:07:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t need to argue. Just threaten \Nhim with a morphine overdose.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:13.15,1:07:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t give him morphine.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:15.51,1:07:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. Let him suffer.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.19,1:07:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do remember we’re \Ntrying to save him, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.95,1:07:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember, I just may not commit to it.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:22.45,1:07:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t have to do \Nthis if you don’t want to.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:24.95,1:07:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don’t wanna go \Nthrough this for nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:27.35,1:07:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what’s the worst case scenario?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:29.99,1:07:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn’t listen and he dies.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:31.94,1:07:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what’s the best case scenario?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:34.85,1:07:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn’t listen and he dies.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:36.86,1:07:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re right, good pep talk. Let’s do this.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:39.12,1:07:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I’m abandoning you.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:42.13,1:07:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll see you on the other side.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:48.74,1:07:51.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil) Amelia! You stay \Noff my wall, do you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:51.25,1:07:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m a grown man.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:52.98,1:07:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Phil.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:54.38,1:07:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHey, Dave. You see her watchin’ me?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:56.43,1:07:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’s like fuckin’ NASA, \Nspyin’ on me all the time.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:59.51,1:08:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean the NSA?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:01.02,1:08:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. Did I say NSA?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:03.66,1:08:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFuckin’ NASA spyin’ on everybody.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.86,1:08:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They put those fuckin’ satellites up there \Nand they’ve been spyin’ on us ever since.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:10.32,1:08:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SDI, Brilliant Pebbles, all that bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:13.31,1:08:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Brilliant Pebbles?”
Dialogue: 0,1:08:14.75,1:08:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilliant Pebbles. You never \Nheard ‘a’ Brilliant Pebbles?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.64,1:08:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I had some for breakfast t\Nhis morning.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:20.64,1:08:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t get smart with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:22.41,1:08:24.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know where you went to \Nschool, you ain’t that smart.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:24.54,1:08:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBrilliant Pebbles.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:26.32,1:08:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook it up. NASA was behind all that shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:29.29,1:08:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNobody gave a fuck about space.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:31.53,1:08:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey just wanted to bankrupt the Soviets.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:33.45,1:08:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt was a ruse.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:34.73,1:08:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a ruse for the Russkis.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:36.38,1:08:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You came up with that yourself?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:37.88,1:08:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou ain’t the only one good with words.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:39.72,1:08:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean the whole thing about NASA.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:42.34,1:08:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, shut up.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:43.52,1:08:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn’t live through the eighties \Nand ya don’t know nothin’ worth knowin’.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:45.88,1:08:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liberal arts colleges.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:48.45,1:08:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOnly thing liberal is who they let in.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.51,1:08:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo how ya doin’, Dave?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:51.94,1:08:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amelia says you got a new gig.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.58,1:08:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I did.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:54.87,1:08:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About time. Was startin’ to think \Nyou were gonna be a tutor forever.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:57.26,1:08:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo where’s the new job?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.84,1:09:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s with a detective.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:01.89,1:09:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re doin’ police work?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:03.94,1:09:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I don’t like the police.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:06.97,1:09:10.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he’s a private eye.\NI know him from around.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:10.49,1:09:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat can’t be safe.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.52,1:09:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You never know what those \Npeople get wrapped up in.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:13.46,1:09:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMurders, affairs.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:14.86,1:09:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes they watch people a little \Ntoo closely, you know what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:18.42,1:09:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guess you know about all that \Nfrom reading those detective novels.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:22.51,1:09:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You still doin’ that or what?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:24.78,1:09:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I still reading?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:26.59,1:09:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, writin’. You still writin’?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:28.21,1:09:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, when I got time.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.37,1:09:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any luck?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:31.76,1:09:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mmm, No.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:34.70,1:09:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, it’s a rough business. \NHard to stick out.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:36.83,1:09:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s not that. I haven’t \Nreally been submitting lately.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:40.14,1:09:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you gotta follow \Nthrough with these things.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:42.57,1:09:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, work's \Njust been kind of busy.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:44.87,1:09:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much are you workin’?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:47.35,1:09:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they even payin’ you over there?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:48.44,1:09:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn’t Amy tell you about it?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.81,1:09:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn’t tell me anything. \NShe’s just like her mother.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:51.78,1:09:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they payin’ you or what?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:53.99,1:09:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does it matter?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:55.28,1:09:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanna make sure \Nyou’re not gettin’ duped.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.42,1:09:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can make sure I’m not getting duped.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:58.86,1:10:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m not a child, Phil.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:00.63,1:10:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t say you were.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:02.74,1:10:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, you wanna talk about somethin’ else?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:05.34,1:10:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. How are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.45,1:10:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How am I?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:09.13,1:10:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got rainbows comin’ \Nout either end of me.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:11.16,1:10:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m like a fuckin’ leprechaun.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:13.59,1:10:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know, \NAmy told me about that.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:15.99,1:10:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Course she told you.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:17.60,1:10:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou think I don’t know that?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:19.08,1:10:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet she asked you to \Ntalk to me about that, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.30,1:10:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaddaya know, I got \Nsome detective skills ‘a’ my own.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:25.12,1:10:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spill it. She set this \Nwhole thing up, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.29,1:10:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, she’s worried about you.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:29.71,1:10:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you worried about me?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.78,1:10:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.90,1:10:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’d I always say to you kids?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:35.50,1:10:38.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHonesty is the best policy. Be honest.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:38.23,1:10:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou think I’m dyin’?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:40.70,1:10:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I think you probably \Ndrank too much Pepto.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:43.27,1:10:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFunny thing about Pepto.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.55,1:10:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You drink too much,\Nyour shit turns black.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:47.43,1:10:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not pink. Pitch black.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:50.82,1:10:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fascinating. But I'm not a doctor so \Nit doesn't matter what I think.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:56.48,1:11:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re not a detective, either, but that \Ndidn’t stop you from working for one.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:00.23,1:11:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m talking about your life here.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:02.52,1:11:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I’m talkin’ about your life.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:06.54,1:11:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might be dying. You do realize that?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:09.84,1:11:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody’s dyin’. No matter \Nwhat they do, they’re dyin’.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:13.91,1:11:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Living, though? That’s a choice.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:17.16,1:11:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil, what the hell are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:20.38,1:11:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. I asked Amelia not \Nto be in here for a reason.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:23.90,1:11:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. It’s called \N“divide and conquer.”
Dialogue: 0,1:11:26.22,1:11:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I look like I’m \Ngoing to war with you?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.45,1:11:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. You look like you’ve \Nslept through one though.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:31.29,1:11:33.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re right, I have. I did.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:33.99,1:11:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI… look. I know I wasn’t the best dad.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:40.54,1:11:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“Wasn’t” implies past tense.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:42.35,1:11:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you just listen to me? \NIt was hard, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:45.71,1:11:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt was hard to be a parent.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:48.57,1:11:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYour mother was gone, it was just me.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.73,1:11:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody was lettin’ \Ncellphones raise their kids.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:54.92,1:11:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then the economy was shit -
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.20,1:11:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s still shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:58.77,1:12:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. You kids inherited shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:00.83,1:12:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s always shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:01.83,1:12:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSomebody always has shit going on.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.49,1:12:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s your point, Phil?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:05.55,1:12:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just sayin’, I know \Nit was hard for you, Dave.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:08.10,1:12:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut it was hard for me, too.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:09.98,1:12:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made a lotta stupid \Nmistakes raisin’ you guys.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:13.42,1:12:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids don’t come with an instruction manual.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.24,1:12:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just figured that out?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:18.46,1:12:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, I’m tryin’ to talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:20.58,1:12:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t need life lessons from you. Okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:24.53,1:12:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I’m not tellin’ you \Nhow to live your life. Just live it.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:31.81,1:12:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil, can you just say \Nwhat you mean for once?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:36.76,1:12:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYour sister is worried about you.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:40.37,1:12:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She thinks you’re havin’ \Nsome kinda… quarter-life crisis.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.68,1:12:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course I’m having \Na quarter-life crisis.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:46.47,1:12:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t have a life.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:48.12,1:12:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI have a quarter of a life.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:49.83,1:12:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it’s definitely a crisis.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:52.24,1:12:54.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m tryin’ to talk to you about \Nyourself and you’re makin’ a joke.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:54.33,1:12:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I just think it’s funny \Nit’s called a quarter-life crisis.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:56.76,1:12:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Means I gotta deal with \Nseventy-five more years of this shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:58.96,1:13:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, it’s stuff like that that worries us.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:01.35,1:13:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Worries us?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:02.80,1:13:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yes. I’m worried about you too.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:04.65,1:13:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you aren’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:05.55,1:13:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I said, I know I wasn’t the best -
Dialogue: 0,1:13:07.46,1:13:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, shut up, Phil.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:08.78,1:13:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNow you wanna care?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:09.95,1:13:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My life is shit because of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:11.65,1:13:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dave, do you really believe that?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:14.21,1:13:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honesty is the best policy.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:17.36,1:13:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. You think I ruined your life.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.35,1:13:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can understand why you \Nmay feel that way.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:23.70,1:13:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think you can.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.32,1:13:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I can.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:26.50,1:13:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When your mother left, I -
Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.71,1:13:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:28.91,1:13:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She left because of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.16,1:13:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that for a long time too.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:33.60,1:13:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, I blamed her, \Nthen I blamed myself -
Dialogue: 0,1:13:37.11,1:13:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop the wheel, Vanna. You got it.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:38.99,1:13:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I realized it was \Nsomethin’ she had to do.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.36,1:13:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, to get away from you.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:43.50,1:13:47.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. She wasn’t runnin’ away,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:47.49,1:13:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nshe was runnin’ toward somethin’.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:49.47,1:13:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somethin’ important.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:50.67,1:13:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was important to leave us?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:52.19,1:13:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat was more important than us?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:55.92,1:13:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Phil, for somebody who \Nkeeps championing honesty,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:58.70,1:14:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re a really bad liar, Phil.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.47,1:14:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m not lying to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:03.26,1:14:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo answer my question.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.77,1:14:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI can’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:05.76,1:14:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:06.56,1:14:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I don’t hate you \Nenough to do that to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.84,1:14:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t hate you at all.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.17,1:14:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wish you would figure \Nthat out for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:12.94,1:14:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook, you hate me. Fine.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:17.46,1:14:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your sister is worried about you.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.29,1:14:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me? You realize you’re \Nthe burden on her, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.71,1:14:26.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am? Who complains about me more?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.77,1:14:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHer? Or you?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:28.54,1:14:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think you’re some \Nkinda reprieve from me?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.45,1:14:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re the one she never sees.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:32.98,1:14:34.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re the one she worries about.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:34.100,1:14:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, can you just stop making her \Nworry so much? She’s good to you, Dave.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.60,1:14:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NShe’s good to both of us.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:41.29,1:14:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m asking you to make her life easier.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:45.93,1:14:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo it for her.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.79,1:14:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we work out a trade? \NYou go to the doctor.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.85,1:14:57.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll figure things out. Sound good?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:57.13,1:14:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds good.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:59.55,1:15:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut do me a favor?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:02.05,1:15:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’s gonna wanna know, \Nso tell her we had a good talk.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:06.13,1:15:08.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought honesty was the best policy?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:08.100,1:15:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How old are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:10.16,1:15:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just let her think we got along for once.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:14.12,1:15:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, fine, I'll do that.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:16.86,1:15:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNice doin’ business.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:18.55,1:15:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now put on your happy face. \NAmelia, we’re done!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.62,1:15:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI wanna watch Hulu.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:24.27,1:15:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy)\NComing!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:25.74,1:15:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTake care, Dave.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:28.24,1:15:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You too, Phil.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:30.40,1:15:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy) I’ll be back in a second. \NI just gotta put on Hulu for him.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:33.73,1:15:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How’d it go?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.11,1:15:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil)\NAt least let me get outta earshot.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:37.62,1:15:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy)\NHe’s teasing.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.28,1:15:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you wanna watch?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.46,1:15:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Beep)
Dialogue: 0,1:15:41.46,1:15:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil)\NPut on the one with the, with the family.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:43.93,1:15:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy)\NArrested Development?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:45.57,1:15:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil)\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.24,1:15:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Beep)
Dialogue: 0,1:15:50.45,1:15:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy) David, I’m just gonna \Nmove this to my room.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:53.42,1:15:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no worries.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.90,1:16:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy) Dad, let me know if \Nyou need anything!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:03.55,1:16:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, how’d it go?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:05.94,1:16:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t hear any screaming.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:08.20,1:16:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“I don’t know why he saved my life.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:09.86,1:16:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe in those last moments he \Nloved life more than he ever had be- ”
Dialogue: 0,1:16:13.25,1:16:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shut up. What’d he say?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:15.76,1:16:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’ll do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:16.93,1:16:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:17.97,1:16:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re surprised I did \Nsomething right for once?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:20.86,1:16:24.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve been telling him for two weeks \Nand it takes you ten minutes?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:24.77,1:16:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he knows he should go.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.66,1:16:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just wanted a second opinion.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.93,1:16:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s more like a third opinion.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.22,1:16:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fourth. His counts twice.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:34.26,1:16:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you’re right. He has power of veto.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:36.79,1:16:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, whatever.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:38.20,1:16:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just glad it went well.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:40.54,1:16:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Me too.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:44.81,1:16:48.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(David)\NI'm ready whenever you are.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:48.79,1:16:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A dial tone)
Dialogue: 0,1:16:54.83,1:16:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:56.57,1:16:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, George.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:59.56,1:17:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is this?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.39,1:17:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s… David.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.92,1:17:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David? David who?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:08.11,1:17:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to work for you?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:10.73,1:17:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,… oh. Sorry, I didn’t \Nrecognize the number.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.70,1:17:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's weird It’s the \Nsame number I’ve always had.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:20.60,1:17:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know. Your voice sounds different.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:23.46,1:17:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you been drinking water?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:25.92,1:17:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I've been drinking \Na lot of water actually
Dialogue: 0,1:17:28.44,1:17:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. You should always \Ndrink a lot of water.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:31.46,1:17:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s so good for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:33.49,1:17:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it tastes good, too.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:35.86,1:17:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I’ll do that. Listen, George, \NI need to talk to you -
Dialogue: 0,1:17:39.38,1:17:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N\NYou know what else is good for you?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:41.12,1:17:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apples. Do you like apples?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.42,1:17:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah. You’ve seen me eat apples.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:51.11,1:17:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love a good crunchy apple.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:54.92,1:17:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, yeah. \NGeorge, I need to talk to you -
Dialogue: 0,1:17:58.46,1:18:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you need to do is try sliced apples \Nwith some sharp cheddar cheese.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.60,1:18:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know Cracker Barrel gets a bad rap,
Dialogue: 0,1:18:09.74,1:18:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the cheese is \Nalmost worth the racism.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:15.59,1:18:18.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George, why are you telling me this?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:18.31,1:18:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is important. Apples and water.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:22.59,1:18:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s all you need to be healthy.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:25.20,1:18:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to know this.\NEverybody needs to know this.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:28.32,1:18:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone already knows this, George
Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.26,1:18:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone knows apples \Nand water are healthy.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:34.74,1:18:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I know they do.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:36.98,1:18:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So why are you telling me \Nsomething I already know?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:39.38,1:18:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:40.22,1:18:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you calling me to tell \Nme something I already know?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:42.92,1:18:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t even know \Nwhat I’m gonna say to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:44.99,1:18:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think you’re the first person \Nto come crawling back for their job?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:49.09,1:18:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I lived through the \NPumpkins’ break-up, okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:55.26,1:18:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know Lenna called me?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:57.40,1:19:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Thanks for the glowing review.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:00.55,1:19:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWas I being honest?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.40,1:19:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I say something to offend you?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:04.76,1:19:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat do you want, David?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:07.88,1:19:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou know what I want.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:10.52,1:19:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you want something?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:11.60,1:19:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI wanna know what you want.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:13.90,1:19:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat you really want.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:15.99,1:19:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,‘Cause you sure as hell \Ndidn’t wanna work for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:18.52,1:19:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s not personal, George.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:20.59,1:19:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it’s not personal. \NI wish it had been.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:24.26,1:19:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAt least you would’ve cared.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:28.64,1:19:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do care, George.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:32.42,1:19:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot about the work.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:34.11,1:19:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, when you started here, \Nyou took pride in your work.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:37.95,1:19:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then you started spacing out, \Nnot responding to emails.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:43.67,1:19:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou lost interest.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:47.100,1:19:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what happened \Nwith you and your wife?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:52.22,1:19:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David, I only talk to my \Nfriends about my wife.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:58.54,1:20:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe are not friends.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:00.44,1:20:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I am gonna tell you something\N‘cause I think you need to hear it:
Dialogue: 0,1:20:03.35,1:20:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nyou don’t want your job back.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:06.25,1:20:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I do. George, I was \Nwrong to do what I did -
Dialogue: 0,1:20:09.74,1:20:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as an educator I can appreciate \Nthat you learned something,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:14.40,1:20:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but giving you your job back \Nis not gonna reinforce that.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:19.100,1:20:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You made your decision, \Nyou got caught - twice.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:24.14,1:20:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNow you gotta live with it.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:26.54,1:20:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what today’s word is, huh?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:28.83,1:20:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I guess you’re \Ngonna tell me, anyway.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:33.52,1:20:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PROGRESS: Painful Realizations Open \NGates, Reveal Errors, and Spark Success.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:47.62,1:20:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like Jason Everman after \Nhe left Nirvana and Soundgarden.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:55.87,1:21:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George, I only know what one of \Nthose three things are.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:00.16,1:21:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know when Lenna left, they came \Ncrawling back for their job too.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:06.22,1:21:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSaid nobody was reading their blog,
Dialogue: 0,1:21:08.78,1:21:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they made a huge mistake, \Nneeded a steady income.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:12.82,1:21:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess what I told them.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:14.80,1:21:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want a steady income, you might \Nwanna consider switching fields?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.96,1:21:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I told them they made their decision, \Nand they needed to see it through.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.49,1:21:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd look at them now.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:34.60,1:21:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you imagine where they’d be right \Nif I had given them their job back?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:39.19,1:21:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As opposed to running the eighth \Nmost popular music site in Queens?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:43.62,1:21:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:46.73,1:21:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey grew something, David.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:49.75,1:21:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t grow if you don’t step \Noutside of your comfort zone.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:56.96,1:21:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou were too comfortable here.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:59.90,1:22:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you want me to \Npull you outta the water
Dialogue: 0,1:22:03.41,1:22:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nbecause you don’t wanna sink,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:09.09,1:22:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to stay in the pool \Nand you need to learn how to swim.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:19.44,1:22:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N... is that what happened to your kids?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:24.72,1:22:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGoodbye, David.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:33.83,1:22:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I reached out to whoever would speak \Nto me about cases of advanced aging.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:37.73,1:22:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat’d you find out?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:38.94,1:22:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing. All I got was a bunch \Nof infographics about progeria.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:41.80,1:22:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn’t there like a database you \Ncould look into or something?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:44.78,1:22:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is, but I don’t have \Naccess anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:47.22,1:22:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you just break in and steal it?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:49.23,1:22:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You literally have time \Ntravel technology.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:51.20,1:22:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t have time \Ntravel technology.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:53.35,1:22:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a specific TempTech prototype that \Nallows me to visit other timelines.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:58.52,1:23:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn’t have a \Nbuilt-in hacker edition.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:00.58,1:23:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe need to be moving faster on this.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:02.63,1:23:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t just force a case \Nto move faster.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:04.58,1:23:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhen we find a new lead, we’ll -
Dialogue: 0,1:23:06.05,1:23:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get that, but I’m kind of eating \Nout of my own savings here.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:09.05,1:23:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m barely gonna scrape \Nby on rent this month.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:11.21,1:23:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI got Annie up my ass.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:12.25,1:23:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, good for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:13.60,1:23:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, she’s up my ass about the rent.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:15.57,1:23:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHell yeah. Get bent, pay rent.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:17.72,1:23:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:19.38,1:23:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe “up my ass” isn’t a \Ngood thing in your timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:21.73,1:23:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, just ask Amy for money.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:23.68,1:23:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t. I promised my dad I’d be \Nless of a headache to her.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:26.32,1:23:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy would you promise that?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:27.55,1:23:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t you know yourself?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:28.79,1:23:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, you can’t just send me \Na care package or something?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:31.45,1:23:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I can’t send anything \Nphysically over the timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:34.20,1:23:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’ll just be spaghettified.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:35.50,1:23:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, give me a stock tip or send \Nme some bitcoins or something.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:38.34,1:23:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I can’t interfere with your \Ntimeline more than I already have.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:40.72,1:23:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’ll jeopardize the mission.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:42.43,1:23:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get this straight, you want me \Nto kill someone in your timeline,
Dialogue: 0,1:23:45.65,1:23:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you can’t even help me get on my feet?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:47.30,1:23:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s not killing, it’s -
Dialogue: 0,1:23:48.60,1:23:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know what it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:50.54,1:23:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you won’t help me because \Nyou need me helpless, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:52.80,1:23:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that’s the only way I’ll \Nhelp you finish the mission
Dialogue: 0,1:23:55.88,1:23:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHonesty is the best policy.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:57.31,1:23:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that seriously a yes?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:59.02,1:24:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you I needed you because \Nyou were motivated.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:01.33,1:24:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you don’t think I’ll be motivated unless \NI’m being threatened with an eviction notice?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:04.75,1:24:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid, this is not about you.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:06.24,1:24:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is about stopping a murderer who has
Dialogue: 0,1:24:08.46,1:24:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,killed more people than \Nyou’ve ever even met.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:10.69,1:24:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re right, it can \Nmake your life easier.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.80,1:24:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s why you agreed to do this.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:14.39,1:24:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not your enemy, \NI am your partner.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.72,1:24:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou need to trust me.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:16.72,1:24:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t even know you.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:17.85,1:24:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m literally you.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:18.83,1:24:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re me but you’re not me.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:20.10,1:24:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s what you said.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:21.13,1:24:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I’m as close to you \Nas anyone is gonna get.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:24.14,1:24:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I crossed the sixth \Ndimensional plane to find you.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:26.81,1:24:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI made you a promise.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:28.13,1:24:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t think I can deliver on it?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:32.54,1:24:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think think I will deliver.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:34.20,1:24:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy, because that’s what you would do?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:36.10,1:24:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I could teleport \Nto a different timeline?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:38.32,1:24:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, I’d take the money and run.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:39.96,1:24:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, like you said, I’m not you.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.36,1:24:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook, I’m not forcing you to do this.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:45.36,1:24:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut you know what happens if you don’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:48.22,1:24:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I know what \Nyou told me is the truth?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:50.42,1:24:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you feel like it is?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:56.14,1:24:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you get past that?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:58.30,1:25:02.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t. I’m still that way, \NI just got better at dealing with it.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:02.47,1:25:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhen?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:03.89,1:25:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would say when \NI joined the agency.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:06.95,1:25:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't the work itself, just... \Nhaving a purpose helps.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:11.44,1:25:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou need to find your purpose.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:13.50,1:25:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if this is a timeline \Nwhere I don’t have a purpose?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:16.23,1:25:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then let this be your purpose.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:19.79,1:25:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when we’re done, \Nyou’ll find a new one.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:25.43,1:25:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said there isn't an \NAmy in your timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:28.33,1:25:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t get nihilistic.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:29.35,1:25:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI can’t deal with that shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:30.73,1:25:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, I’m just asking.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:32.61,1:25:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Amy doesn't exist in my timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:34.68,1:25:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo does she just not exist?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:36.81,1:25:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NShe wouldn’t exist as you know her.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:39.16,1:25:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In your timeline, you - David - \Nhave a sister named Amy.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:43.25,1:25:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my timeline, I - also David - \Ndo not have a sister named Amy.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:46.90,1:25:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are other timelines where \Nyou have a sister named Junebug,
Dialogue: 0,1:25:49.95,1:25:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a father named Bobcat.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:51.96,1:25:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy are you asking me this?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:53.77,1:25:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are there timelines where \Nthe Fizzle Killer doesn’t exist?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:56.98,1:25:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAbsolutely.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:58.18,1:25:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIs this one of them?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:59.93,1:26:01.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe could exist in this timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:01.75,1:26:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if we found the person who \Nbecomes the Fizzle Killer in this timeline
Dialogue: 0,1:26:05.04,1:26:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then found the same \Nperson in your timeline?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:07.24,1:26:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’d have no way of knowing whether the same \Nperson is the Fizzle Killer in my timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:11.78,1:26:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They might have the same name, or they might \Nlook the same, but that’s circumstantial.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:15.31,1:26:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s inter-dimensional profiling.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:16.96,1:26:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut it might work?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:18.14,1:26:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt might work.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:19.25,1:26:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We might also erase an innocent \Nperson from existence.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:21.12,1:26:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAren’t you guys used to that by now?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:22.70,1:26:24.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NUsed to what?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:24.02,1:26:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt was a police joke. Never mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:26.05,1:26:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe’re not the police.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:27.44,1:26:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI mean the Temp Agency.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:28.84,1:26:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we're the Temporal Agency
Dialogue: 0,1:26:31.66,1:26:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We deal in matters related to spacetime.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:34.70,1:26:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spacetime... the Temp Agency \Nis part of NASA?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:37.66,1:26:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NASA deals with space, so, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:40.31,1:26:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does space have to do with time?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:41.90,1:26:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has literally everything to do with time.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:44.29,1:26:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To form a wormball, you need to warp gravity.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:47.24,1:26:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gravity is weaker in space, \Nso time moves more slowly on Earth.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:50.77,1:26:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s called time dilation.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:52.20,1:26:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first TempTech experiments \Nstarted because of Y2K paranoia.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:55.77,1:26:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They thought they could \Nsend a bunch of couples
Dialogue: 0,1:26:57.90,1:27:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to planets where time moved \Nmore slowly than on Earth.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:00.89,1:27:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That way if the world really did end,
Dialogue: 0,1:27:03.31,1:27:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they could wait it out and \Nreturn back to Earth to repopulate.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:06.70,1:27:07.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So much for that.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:07.55,1:27:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you can kind of imagine why NASA \Ndidn’t want that expense report getting out.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:11.19,1:27:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened to the astronauts?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:12.77,1:27:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Budgets.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:13.89,1:27:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NASA was already getting defunded,
Dialogue: 0,1:27:15.55,1:27:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but after Nine-Eleven nobody wanted \Nto bankroll a rescue mission.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:18.96,1:27:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The astronauts were lost.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:21.01,1:27:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They’re probably still out there.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:27.41,1:27:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would it be possible for \Nus to get into NASA?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:30.12,1:27:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you, I don’t have access anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:32.08,1:27:33.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not in your timeline. In mine.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:33.49,1:27:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean, like, a walk-in appointment?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:35.22,1:27:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I mean like getting into their system.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:37.18,1:27:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna hack NASA?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:38.69,1:27:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember the profile?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:40.54,1:27:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a guy who had a distant \Nrelationship with his parents.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:42.75,1:27:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if that distance \Nisn’t just metaphorical?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:45.60,1:27:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think his parents might have \Nbeen some of the astronauts?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:47.76,1:27:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about it.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:49.16,1:27:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guy grows up without his parents,
Dialogue: 0,1:27:50.63,1:27:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hears all the time what heroes they \Nare for shooting themselves into space.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:52.99,1:27:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wants to live up to that sacrifice.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:55.35,1:27:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goes into the family business.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:57.89,1:27:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think the killer is a Temp Agent?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:59.96,1:28:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s a legacy hire.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:01.46,1:28:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he has no real potential, \Nhe’s stuck in his parents’ shadow.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:04.90,1:28:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That explains how he’s been \Nso good at evading us.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:07.26,1:28:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He knows how we think.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:08.83,1:28:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were told The Agency \Ndidn't want to pursue this.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:11.86,1:28:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe someone didn’t \Nwant you getting close.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:15.58,1:28:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. If we got the list of astronauts,
Dialogue: 0,1:28:18.23,1:28:21.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we could cross-reference that with \Nnames in the Agency.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:21.39,1:28:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But getting that list is risky. \NHacking NASA is no joke.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:25.62,1:28:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can walk me through it.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:26.90,1:28:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know all the passwords \Nand security questions.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:29.25,1:28:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know that stuff \Nfrom ten years ago.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:30.100,1:28:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t even work there then.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:32.44,1:28:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if I did, your timeline \Nmight have subtle differences.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:36.12,1:28:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If even one thing goes \Nwrong, you go to jail
Dialogue: 0,1:28:39.32,1:28:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have to go look \Nfor another David.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:40.97,1:28:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No offense, but you’re not \Ngonna be of much help from prison.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:43.42,1:28:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a risk I'm willing to take.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:45.20,1:28:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you didn’t \Nwanna worry your sister.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:47.21,1:28:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three square meals? \NRegular housing? Home gym?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:50.76,1:28:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She’ll be proud of me.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:52.45,1:28:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Give me a couple days.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:55.50,1:28:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can search Readdat and \Nsome other hacker fivums.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:58.87,1:29:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See if anyone’s breached NASA’s \Nfirewalls in the past.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:03.04,1:29:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the meantime, you may not be \Na free man much longer,
Dialogue: 0,1:29:06.54,1:29:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, sow some wild oats \Nwhile you still can.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:11.67,1:29:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that not a saying here?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:13.90,1:29:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it is. I’ve just never heard \Nanyone say that in real life.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:21.78,1:29:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe that’s because you never \Nhad to think about it before.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:29.32,1:29:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy) He’s got an \Nappointment for next week.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:31.38,1:29:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just gotta figure out transportation.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:33.35,1:29:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he’s going along with it?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:34.86,1:29:38.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. He’s been fine \Nabout it. Kind of calm.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:38.39,1:29:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he’s, like, finally \Naccepting his mortality.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:41.62,1:29:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, good. We all have to.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:44.57,1:29:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“We all have to”?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:46.14,1:29:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Do we not? Is it negotiable?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:49.59,1:29:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Usually you’d make a joke there, like,
Dialogue: 0,1:29:52.32,1:29:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“He’s accepting his mortality,
Dialogue: 0,1:29:54.58,1:29:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more like he’s accepting his throne \Nin the underworld” or something.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:59.23,1:30:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno. It’s not a \Nvery “you” thing to say.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:01.69,1:30:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I’m not the things I say.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:03.92,1:30:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s the things we do that \Nmake us who we are.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:07.47,1:30:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no. That doesn’t sound like you.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:09.25,1:30:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s going on?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:10.44,1:30:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Work is a little... spicy right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:13.49,1:30:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spicy like jerk chicken or spicy like IBS?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:17.48,1:30:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spicy like exciting.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:19.82,1:30:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We might have had a break-in.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:21.48,1:30:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God. Did they steal anything?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:23.52,1:30:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. I meant “breakthrough.”
Dialogue: 0,1:30:26.03,1:30:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno why I said “break-in.”
Dialogue: 0,1:30:27.93,1:30:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guilty conscience.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:29.69,1:30:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we just have to make \Nkind of a risky move.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:32.85,1:30:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s not dangerous or anything,
Dialogue: 0,1:30:35.15,1:30:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s just kind of a big \Nsetback if it doesn’t pan out.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:37.71,1:30:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if it works, we might get \Nwhat we need to catch the guy.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:40.62,1:30:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Well, good.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:42.33,1:30:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’ll finally get paid.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:43.71,1:30:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Annie'll be excited to hear that.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:45.82,1:30:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NI can hear you, asshole!
Dialogue: 0,1:30:49.28,1:30:52.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn’t say anything bad about you.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:52.11,1:30:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NOh. Okay. Carry on.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:57.66,1:31:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, once you finish the case, \Nis this gonna turn into a full-time gig?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:02.77,1:31:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. The detective, this is like \Na passion project for him.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:06.45,1:31:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once we’re done, it’s over for him.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:09.32,1:31:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Over”? Like, suicide--?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:11.94,1:31:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, like he’s gonna go back \Nwhere he came from.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:14.100,1:31:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is like his last job.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:18.11,1:31:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:21.18,1:31:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I be honest with you?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:23.30,1:31:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That depends. Is it the best policy?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:26.99,1:31:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know this was something different \Nfor you, and I’m glad about that, but...
Dialogue: 0,1:31:34.51,1:31:36.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can’t even talk about the work.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:36.59,1:31:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, I hate to be a mom, \Nbut someone around here has to,
Dialogue: 0,1:31:39.60,1:31:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, you can’t just take a job where you \Ndon’t know if you’re ever gonna get paid.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:43.31,1:31:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:44.08,1:31:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou need something stable.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:45.38,1:31:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:46.50,1:31:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd something you actually enjoy doing.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:48.13,1:31:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, I was actually \Ngonna ask you about that.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:51.30,1:31:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The job with Lenna - \Nis that still a possibility?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:55.03,1:31:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, I talked to them.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:56.72,1:31:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They weren’t happy with what George said.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:58.85,1:32:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they also liked the \Nwriting sample I sent them.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:02.70,1:32:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sent them my writing? \NWhat did you send?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:07.39,1:32:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I... actually sent the one you \Nwrote in high school. About Mr. Kleio.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:13.53,1:32:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou sent them “Trumpet Pumper”?!
Dialogue: 0,1:32:15.66,1:32:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you hadn’t written any journalism and \Nit was the only thing that had to do with music.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:21.69,1:32:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd they liked that?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:23.44,1:32:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They thought it was funny.\NJuvenile, but funny.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:27.94,1:32:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They wouldn’t hire you \Nfor a journalism position,
Dialogue: 0,1:32:30.85,1:32:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but, since they’re looking to expand,
Dialogue: 0,1:32:34.15,1:32:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they wanna try something \Na little experimental?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:37.45,1:32:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLike what?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:39.55,1:32:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt would be, like, satirical reviews.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:43.31,1:32:49.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You would be sort of a personality with \Nthese really off-color takes on new releases.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:49.77,1:32:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s entertainment, but with \Nmusic journalism as a side salad.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:56.70,1:32:58.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat did you tell them?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:58.97,1:33:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told them you’d be perfect for it,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:01.45,1:33:03.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I also had to tell \Nthem that you made
Dialogue: 0,1:33:03.40,1:33:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a very sudden career shift \Nwithout consulting me.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:08.90,1:33:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou should email them.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:10.56,1:33:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo! You should call them.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:12.25,1:33:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTell them you love the idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:14.34,1:33:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NPeople love verbal validation.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:16.57,1:33:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re right, that’s a great idea Amy!
Dialogue: 0,1:33:18.66,1:33:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThanks, sarcastic dickhead!
Dialogue: 0,1:33:22.45,1:33:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut seriously, do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:24.46,1:33:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I’ll do it.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:26.47,1:33:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:28.95,1:33:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:30.88,1:33:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, I asked on my own for once.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:32.56,1:33:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI must be a fuckin’ alien.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:35.01,1:33:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m fine, David.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:37.96,1:33:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m glad you and Phil got along.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:40.12,1:33:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m glad you’re both doing okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:42.38,1:33:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s how we’re doing. How are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:45.28,1:33:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI dunno. I feel less worried for once.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:51.17,1:33:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t really think about myself a lot.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:53.56,1:33:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, when you do, \Nwhat do you think about?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:58.43,1:34:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mostly just think that about \Nhow I don’t wanna be here.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:02.72,1:34:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot forever at least.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:04.30,1:34:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, where do you want to be?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:09.20,1:34:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like the thing I’m supposed \Nto say is that I wanna go college.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:13.06,1:34:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut I don’t wanna say that.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:14.42,1:34:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure? U.U. is taking \Napplications for the spring.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:18.41,1:34:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, I can do way better than U.U.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:21.22,1:34:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWow.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:23.17,1:34:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, maybe once I figure this \Nall out, I can help out with Phil.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:28.14,1:34:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I’m can't help him shower, but \Nlike I can maybe send money at least.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:33.04,1:34:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re gonna send money \Non a writer’s salary?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:35.71,1:34:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll just... write a lot. \NAnd maybe sell some parts.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:39.47,1:34:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NJust some ribs you’re not using.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:41.75,1:34:43.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHey, I’m right-handed.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:43.66,1:34:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I write everything by hand, \NI can sell this whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:46.77,1:34:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just… let me worry about it \Nfor once so you don’t have.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:54.30,1:34:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI really wanna believe you, I do -
Dialogue: 0,1:34:57.48,1:35:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know. I’m gonna make sure you can.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:02.21,1:35:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:04.98,1:35:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou know what I’m gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:06.83,1:35:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m gonna go eat some sherbet \Nand find a new hobby on YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:11.36,1:35:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah. Do that.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:13.42,1:35:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I’m gonna do that. Don't forget to -
Dialogue: 0,1:35:16.80,1:35:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NEmail Lenna.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:17.71,1:35:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCall Lenna -
Dialogue: 0,1:35:18.80,1:35:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI will call Lenna.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:19.99,1:35:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd don’t -
Dialogue: 0,1:35:20.90,1:35:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t die on the job. I know. I won’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:23.00,1:35:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was actually gonna say \N“Don’t kill anyone.”
Dialogue: 0,1:35:27.05,1:35:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo promises there.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:30.19,1:35:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, sure. Bye, David.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:33.59,1:35:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBye.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:41.59,1:35:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnnie!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:42.89,1:35:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NYeah?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:44.90,1:35:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long have you been \Nable to hear me in my room?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:48.63,1:35:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NAlways!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:50.54,1:35:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you hear me talk about my job?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:53.90,1:35:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie)\NYou don’t have a job.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:55.87,1:35:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re just talking to yourself.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:58.31,1:36:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat is correct.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:00.98,1:36:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Annie) It’s okay. Mental illness \Nis nothing to be ashamed of.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:07.67,1:36:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s true, Annie.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:09.20,1:36:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThank you for understanding.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:29.11,1:37:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you there?
Dialogue: 0,1:37:30.26,1:37:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I’m here. What the \Nhell are you wearing?
Dialogue: 0,1:37:33.53,1:37:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe’re hacking.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:34.72,1:37:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Hacking. Not robbing \Na Hot Topic at gunpoint.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:38.03,1:37:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, here’s the plan. I did a bunch \Nof searching on the dark web.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:41.73,1:37:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found a list of passwords from \Na hack on NASA in my timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:44.75,1:37:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou can just find that on the Internet?
Dialogue: 0,1:37:47.12,1:37:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Hackers just post that shit \Nonline for people to find, it’s fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:51.03,1:37:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This list has thousands of NASA passwords \Nthat are probably still current in your timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:55.56,1:37:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All we need to do is find the \Nright target who has clearance
Dialogue: 0,1:37:58.34,1:38:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the list of astronauts and \Nlaunch a dictionary attack.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:00.98,1:38:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NA dictionary attack?
Dialogue: 0,1:38:02.28,1:38:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically we’re throwing every \Npassword we have at the system
Dialogue: 0,1:38:03.84,1:38:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until one of them works.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:05.39,1:38:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI found the code for that online.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:07.26,1:38:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent it to you last night so all you \Nhave to do is copy and paste.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:10.22,1:38:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m guessing that’s the email that says \N“Die, Perish, Croak, Expire.”
Dialogue: 0,1:38:14.55,1:38:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it, ‘cause they’re “pass” words,
Dialogue: 0,1:38:16.73,1:38:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,words you say when someone \Npasses - okay, never mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:19.30,1:38:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also found a list of NASA employees \Nfrom this year but in my timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:22.71,1:38:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked it over for targets who were likely \Nto have clearance to mission personnel.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:26.22,1:38:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also narrowed it down to people \Nwho were working for NASA
Dialogue: 0,1:38:29.04,1:38:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the nineties when the first \NTempTech experiments were running.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:32.48,1:38:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see it. I am not going to repeat \Nwhat the subject line reads.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:36.28,1:38:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If one of these people has the \Nsame password as their parallel self
Dialogue: 0,1:38:39.55,1:38:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my timeline, you’ll be able to \Nget into their account easily.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:42.63,1:38:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NReady to do this?
Dialogue: 0,1:38:44.03,1:38:45.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI guess so.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:45.02,1:38:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure? Remember, \NI’m here as an outsider.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:47.14,1:38:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything we’re doing right \Nnow is changing the course
Dialogue: 0,1:38:48.93,1:38:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of your timeline permanently.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:50.72,1:38:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIf you get caught, there’s nothing I can do.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:52.76,1:38:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re sure you wanna do this?
Dialogue: 0,1:38:54.65,1:38:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. But I know what’s \Ngonna happen if I don’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:57.54,1:38:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s the spirit!
Dialogue: 0,1:38:58.57,1:38:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, let’s hack NASA.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:59.84,1:39:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m on the NASA login page.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:02.65,1:39:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCool. Cool. Open the list of targets.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:04.72,1:39:05.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOpen.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:05.61,1:39:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCool. Fire at will.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:08.21,1:39:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay, sounds good. I’m gonna target...
Dialogue: 0,1:39:12.36,1:39:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLiterally just pick anyone.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:13.86,1:39:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlright, I’m gonna pick -
Dialogue: 0,1:39:14.90,1:39:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou don’t have to tell me.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:16.07,1:39:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHarrison Ford?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:17.32,1:39:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWho?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:18.18,1:39:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harrison Ford. This guy’s \Nname is Harrison Ford.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:20.67,1:39:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay. So what? Hack his ass.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:22.56,1:39:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s just cool that his name is Harrison \NFord and he works at NASA.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:26.74,1:39:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, alright. \NI’m launching the attack.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:30.86,1:39:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIs it supposed to do that?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:32.11,1:39:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. There’s like a couple \Nmillion passwords in there
Dialogue: 0,1:39:34.60,1:39:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we just have to wait for \Nit to go through all of them.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:37.30,1:39:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NJust sit tight.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:39.94,1:39:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo... who the fuck is Harrison Ford?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:43.02,1:39:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s the guy from - your timeline \Ndoesn’t have Star Wars .
Dialogue: 0,1:39:46.14,1:39:47.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYes we do.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:47.58,1:39:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh. Who played Han Solo?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:50.56,1:39:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NChristopher Walken. Who else?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:52.49,1:39:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh God.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:53.61,1:39:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat’s wrong with Christopher Walken?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:55.48,1:39:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s... he’s weird. He’s just weird.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:58.40,1:40:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re talking to yourself in a garage.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:00.37,1:40:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlso, why are we in a garage?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:02.84,1:40:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annie can hear us through \Nthe walls in my room.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:05.38,1:40:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured it’d be better if she didn’t \Noverhear me hacking into NASA.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:08.50,1:40:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh. Are you and Annie still...
Dialogue: 0,1:40:10.86,1:40:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NStill what?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:11.90,1:40:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook, we’re done.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:14.02,1:40:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, I’m sorry to hear that.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:15.76,1:40:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, the dictionary attack \Nis done. No matches.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:18.46,1:40:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess it’s not the only one \Nwho can’t find a match.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:20.33,1:40:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWha - Can you stay focused?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:22.29,1:40:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NJust pick another name off the list.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:24.23,1:40:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFine. I’m gonna pick -
Dialogue: 0,1:40:27.23,1:40:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou don’t have to tell me.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:28.51,1:40:29.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NEd Harris?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:29.75,1:40:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’ve gotta be kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:30.93,1:40:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:31.77,1:40:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There’s a guy named Ed Harris who \Nworked at NASA in the nineties.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:35.46,1:40:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does everybody at NASA \Nhave “Harris” in their name?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:37.64,1:40:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, it’s just a funny coincidence.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:39.35,1:40:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow is that funny?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:40.52,1:40:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they both did \Nmovies about being in space.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:42.94,1:40:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NEd Harris was in Apollo 13 .
Dialogue: 0,1:40:44.63,1:40:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay. He lives in Harlem, so what?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:46.48,1:40:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWha - never mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:48.81,1:40:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGod, why is hacking NASA so boring?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:51.76,1:40:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt looks so fun on Mr. Robot .
Dialogue: 0,1:40:55.79,1:40:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NPlease tell me you know what Mr. Rob -
Dialogue: 0,1:40:57.65,1:41:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let’s just avoid pop culture \Nreferences from here on out.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:00.55,1:41:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSure.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:03.60,1:41:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd... no matches.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:05.62,1:41:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about that one. Laurence Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:09.10,1:41:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSure. Why not?
Dialogue: 0,1:41:13.11,1:41:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, shit. That was fast.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:15.66,1:41:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what happens when you’re \Nnot blinded by star power?
Dialogue: 0,1:41:17.94,1:41:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlright, copy paste and we’re in.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:19.71,1:41:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:21.24,1:41:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh fuck. There’s security questions.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:23.93,1:41:26.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t have passwords for this.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:26.29,1:41:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“What walks on four legs in the morning, \Ntwo legs in the afternoon,
Dialogue: 0,1:41:30.09,1:41:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and three legs in the evening?”
Dialogue: 0,1:41:32.33,1:41:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s the Riddle of the Sphinx.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:33.90,1:41:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThe answer is “man.”
Dialogue: 0,1:41:34.98,1:41:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, it’s “polymelius.”
Dialogue: 0,1:41:36.10,1:41:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat? No.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:37.75,1:41:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is NASA. They’re not literary \Nguys, they’re science guys.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:40.97,1:41:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat the hell is polymelius?
Dialogue: 0,1:41:42.47,1:41:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something the government \Nhasn’t told you about yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:44.50,1:41:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt has a lot of legs.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:45.83,1:41:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you sure the answer is “polymelius”?
Dialogue: 0,1:41:48.87,1:41:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:51.80,1:41:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou better be right about this.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:53.50,1:41:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P-O-L-Y-M-E-L-I-U-S.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:56.56,1:41:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A computer ding)
Dialogue: 0,1:41:58.18,1:41:59.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou were right.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:59.47,1:42:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“What is so fragile that when \Nyou say its name it breaks?”
Dialogue: 0,1:42:04.00,1:42:05.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence. That’s so obvious.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:05.91,1:42:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NPut “Blaschka sea monster.”
Dialogue: 0,1:42:07.68,1:42:08.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat is that?
Dialogue: 0,1:42:08.41,1:42:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s glass but not glass. It’s formed from \Nvolcanoes. Trust me, it’s the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:13.60,1:42:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you sure?
Dialogue: 0,1:42:14.90,1:42:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’ve been right so far.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:16.34,1:42:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re risking my freedom on it.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:18.04,1:42:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, you’re the one risking your freedom.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:20.55,1:42:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI promise, it’s the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:23.19,1:42:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBlaschka?
Dialogue: 0,1:42:24.89,1:42:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NB-L-A-S-C-H-K-A.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:30.12,1:42:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A computer ding)
Dialogue: 0,1:42:31.35,1:42:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“What has thirteen hearts but no organs?”
Dialogue: 0,1:42:35.11,1:42:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NA deck of cards.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:36.29,1:42:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NVestigial cockroach.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:39.04,1:42:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NV-E-S
Dialogue: 0,1:42:40.12,1:42:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know how to spell it.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:44.24,1:42:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A computer ding)
Dialogue: 0,1:42:45.64,1:42:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOf course it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:46.97,1:42:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow many of these are there?
Dialogue: 0,1:42:48.76,1:42:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“What flies without wings?” \NTime. Time flies.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:52.28,1:42:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. Telekinetic squirrel.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:54.59,1:42:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy do they all have to be animals?
Dialogue: 0,1:42:56.15,1:42:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMaybe this guy Cooper just likes animals.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:58.25,1:42:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow can it not be “time”?
Dialogue: 0,1:42:59.40,1:43:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’re literally talking about \NNASA and time travel.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:01.92,1:43:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s too obvious.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:03.18,1:43:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m telling you, “telekinetic squirrel.”
Dialogue: 0,1:43:08.10,1:43:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A computer ding)
Dialogue: 0,1:43:09.45,1:43:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLet’s pray this is the last one.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:11.52,1:43:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“What is the beginning of eternity, \Nthe end of time and space,
Dialogue: 0,1:43:14.54,1:43:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the beginning of every end, \Nand the end of every race?”
Dialogue: 0,1:43:18.07,1:43:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat’s the answer
Dialogue: 0,1:43:19.29,1:43:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI... I don’t know.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:21.59,1:43:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre you serious?
Dialogue: 0,1:43:23.28,1:43:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There’s no animal at the \Nbeginning of eternity.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:25.14,1:43:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NTrust me, I’ve seen it.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:26.50,1:43:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your guess is as good as mine.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:28.28,1:43:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, mine have all been wrong so far.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:30.20,1:43:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMight as well give it a shot.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:31.83,1:43:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe’re gonna get locked out if we don’t.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:35.81,1:43:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,1:43:36.55,1:43:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t put that.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:37.54,1:43:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A computer ding)
Dialogue: 0,1:43:38.70,1:43:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHuh. How’d you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:43:40.70,1:43:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The letter “E” begins or \Nends all of the words.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:43.36,1:43:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess maybe they \Nare literary people.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:45.48,1:43:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, good for us.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:46.90,1:43:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOkay. Where would I find the list?
Dialogue: 0,1:43:48.78,1:43:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try “Directory.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:50.60,1:43:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\N“Manned Missions.”
Dialogue: 0,1:43:53.25,1:43:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThis is all ISS stuff.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:54.78,1:43:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, it’s not gonna be in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:57.29,1:43:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMaybe it’s hidden somehow.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:59.12,1:44:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have clearance. \NWe should be able to see it.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:01.17,1:44:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWell, what if they removed it?
Dialogue: 0,1:44:02.74,1:44:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would they remove it?
Dialogue: 0,1:44:04.44,1:44:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey didn’t want hackers finding it.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:06.24,1:44:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe that program \Ndoesn’t exist in your timeline.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:09.25,1:44:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt has to exist.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:10.34,1:44:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it doesn’t. It’s a difference \Nbetween our timelines.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:12.10,1:44:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:13.10,1:44:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook, we came here on a long shot.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:14.92,1:44:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There are other leads we can try -\N- Just hang on
Dialogue: 0,1:44:17.12,1:44:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could we use TempTech to \Ncontact someone in the nineties?
Dialogue: 0,1:44:19.68,1:44:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you were five then, and \Nwe can’t involve someone else.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:22.66,1:44:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, if I reach out from my timeline, \Nthere’s no grandfather paradox
Dialogue: 0,1:44:25.38,1:44:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to stop your timeline from changing.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:27.64,1:44:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo send me instead.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:31.25,1:44:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGive me access to TempTech.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:33.26,1:44:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Send me the software, and I can log in to \NCooper’s account in nineteen-ninety-nine.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:37.15,1:44:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There’s no possibility of me being \Ncaught, and I can’t change the timeline
Dialogue: 0,1:44:39.76,1:44:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I can only cause events that \Nwould have happened anyway.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:43.26,1:44:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what the Fizzle \NKiller does, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:44:45.29,1:44:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He uses the grandfather \Nparadox to evade capture.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:47.90,1:44:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We might as well catch him \Nusing his own loophole.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:49.84,1:44:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI appreciate the poetry of that -
Dialogue: 0,1:44:51.61,1:44:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please don’t say we shouldn’t \N“stoop to his level.”
Dialogue: 0,1:44:53.58,1:44:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI wasn’t going to say that.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:54.90,1:44:57.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you’re not saying “yes” either, \Nso what are you saying?
Dialogue: 0,1:44:57.07,1:45:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDo you want the list or not?
Dialogue: 0,1:45:00.87,1:45:02.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou don’t trust me with it.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:02.26,1:45:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s not true.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:03.92,1:45:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think once I get access to TempTech \NI’m not gonna complete the mission.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:06.42,1:45:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You told me, if it was you, \Nyou’d take the money and run.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:08.90,1:45:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, maybe I’m not doing \Nthis for me anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:10.84,1:45:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou asked me to trust you. I did.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:14.10,1:45:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNow I need you to trust me.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:17.10,1:45:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What version of Mac are \Nyou running? Sonora?
Dialogue: 0,1:45:21.22,1:45:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, Mojave. It’s probably the same -
Dialogue: 0,1:45:24.23,1:45:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s probably the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:26.27,1:45:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m sending you the software now.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:30.23,1:45:32.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A spacey sound)\NOh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:32.31,1:45:33.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, it takes up a lot of space.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:33.99,1:45:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou might need to delete some po-
Dialogue: 0,1:45:35.26,1:45:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I think Laurence Cooper\Njust logged into his account.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:37.89,1:45:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFuck. Pretend to be someone else.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:49.24,1:45:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid?
Dialogue: 0,1:45:50.67,1:45:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHonesty is the best policy.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:56.44,1:45:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Another spacey sound)
Dialogue: 0,1:45:57.82,1:45:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NShit.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:59.44,1:46:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NJust ward him off.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:01.00,1:46:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMake him think you’re trying to help.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:09.54,1:46:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(The sound again)
Dialogue: 0,1:46:22.00,1:46:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(And again)
Dialogue: 0,1:46:25.82,1:46:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlright, good.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:27.40,1:46:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, fuck that. Just log out.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:29.44,1:46:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDone.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:30.74,1:46:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlright, TempTech is installed.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:32.56,1:46:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just warning you, it’s gonna \Nbe a little weird at first.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:34.83,1:46:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weird how? \N(A futuristic sound)
Dialogue: 0,1:46:36.35,1:46:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:37.56,1:46:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s just a spacetime warp. \NIt won’t hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:39.84,1:46:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBetter not fuck up my MacBook.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:43.16,1:46:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlright, what do I do now?
Dialogue: 0,1:46:44.60,1:46:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Key yourself in to the year \Nnineteen ninety-nine.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:46.84,1:46:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDoesn’t matter what day or time.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:48.80,1:46:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlright.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:50.90,1:46:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. So this is what the Internet \Nlooked like in nineteen-ninety-nine.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:54.46,1:46:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYep, that’s exactly what it looked like.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:57.06,1:46:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAlright, let’s head to NASA.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:58.92,1:47:00.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDone.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:00.04,1:47:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLog in as Laurence Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:01.62,1:47:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLaunch attack.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:04.65,1:47:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGot it.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:05.46,1:47:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The good news is the security’s \Ngonna be much lower here.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:09.58,1:47:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFound it.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:11.19,1:47:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And... here’s the list. \NIt’s not long, either.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:15.45,1:47:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe could go through this today. Dude?
Dialogue: 0,1:47:20.70,1:47:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhere’d you go?
Dialogue: 0,1:47:23.97,1:47:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,1:48:07.22,1:48:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLook like you’ve seen a ghost.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:10.05,1:48:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, what the fuck is this?
Dialogue: 0,1:48:13.01,1:48:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou tell me.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:14.53,1:48:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s your timeline, I’m just living in it.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:18.39,1:48:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThis is my mother.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:20.59,1:48:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NShe was one of the astronauts.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:26.49,1:48:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou wanted me to find this.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:29.20,1:48:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted you to figure \Nthings out for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:32.33,1:48:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFigure out what?
Dialogue: 0,1:48:34.54,1:48:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHonesty is the best policy, David.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:38.67,1:48:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo be honest with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:40.33,1:48:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be honest with yourself. \NWhat do you think?
Dialogue: 0,1:48:43.11,1:48:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m not the Fizzle Killer.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:45.24,1:48:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat makes you say that?
Dialogue: 0,1:48:47.28,1:48:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I’m not like you.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:48.52,1:48:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAre we really that different, David?
Dialogue: 0,1:48:50.66,1:48:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t kill people, for one thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:52.62,1:48:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:54.93,1:48:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I started with the Agency when\NI was a little older than you are.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:59.06,1:49:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAfter a few years, I started killing.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:04.64,1:49:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I realized I was aging faster than people \Naround me, so I turned to cryogenics.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:10.51,1:49:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou froze yourself?
Dialogue: 0,1:49:12.56,1:49:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCouple of months, here and there.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:16.57,1:49:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOffset the aging.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:18.39,1:49:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou waste a lot of vacation time.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:20.37,1:49:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut when you’re committed to something,
Dialogue: 0,1:49:23.93,1:49:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\Nit’s worth it.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:25.61,1:49:30.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think killing people is worth it? \NWhat is it worth?
Dialogue: 0,1:49:30.11,1:49:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s worth living for.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:32.12,1:49:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI had to kill those people.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:34.27,1:49:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The timeline doesn’t \Nallow for paradoxes, David
Dialogue: 0,1:49:37.42,1:49:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOnly I could have killed those people.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:40.39,1:49:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat was my purpose.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:42.32,1:49:44.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd it’s your purpose, too.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:44.67,1:49:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat is not my purpose.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:46.00,1:49:48.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat is a depressing ass purpose.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:48.21,1:49:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIf it wasn’t, you wouldn’t be here.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:50.41,1:49:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried other Davids, David
Dialogue: 0,1:49:52.99,1:49:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey weren’t willing to go this far.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:55.90,1:49:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou did.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:57.47,1:49:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’re the one who wants this.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:59.25,1:50:03.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You offered to help me change my \Npast, not make me a murderer.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:03.12,1:50:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you think I \Nbecame the Fizzle Killer?
Dialogue: 0,1:50:06.07,1:50:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone came to me \Njust like I came to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:10.74,1:50:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid, the universe brought us together.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:18.07,1:50:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt doesn’t make mistakes.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:20.30,1:50:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, but you did.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:22.59,1:50:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't become you.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:24.89,1:50:26.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd I’m getting rid of TempTech right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:26.100,1:50:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGo ahead. You’ll find your way back.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:31.22,1:50:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFirst you’ll join the agency.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:33.58,1:50:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI won’t join the agency.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:34.98,1:50:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou’ll try to do good. You’ll fail.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:37.81,1:50:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might succeed, but only \Nwhen the universe allows it.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:42.63,1:50:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you really think that, \Nthen why are you even here?
Dialogue: 0,1:50:46.01,1:50:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBecause I’m supposed to be.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:47.84,1:50:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think having no choice in \Nwhat you do is a bad thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:52.13,1:50:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut it’s not.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:55.54,1:51:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are no mistakes, there is no “good” \Nor “bad,” the universe moves as it should.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:02.78,1:51:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThat’s not scary. It’s comforting.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:07.01,1:51:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything that has happened \Nwas supposed to happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:12.60,1:51:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIf you don’t believe me, see for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:15.92,1:51:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSee what?
Dialogue: 0,1:51:16.99,1:51:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finish the mission. \NErase the Fizzle Killer.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:19.99,1:51:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou know who my mother is.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:22.49,1:51:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou have TempTech.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:24.20,1:51:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to my timeline, \Nstop me from being born.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:26.80,1:51:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou can do it right now, I won’t stop you.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:34.41,1:51:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:35.66,1:51:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBecause you’re afraid it won’t work?
Dialogue: 0,1:51:37.64,1:51:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo. I think you want it to work.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:40.58,1:51:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou want me to erase you.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:42.60,1:51:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBecause that’s what you would want?
Dialogue: 0,1:51:44.62,1:51:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I really thought we \Nwere past the edgelord shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:48.74,1:51:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you want this because you \Ndon’t actually live for anything.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:51.52,1:51:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was right from the beginning, \Nthis is a fucking chain letter.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:54.61,1:51:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, I’m sorry another David \Ncame and convinced you
Dialogue: 0,1:51:58.30,1:52:01.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this was what made your \Nlife meaningful, but it’s not.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:01.100,1:52:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only reason you’re doing \Nthis is because you want to prove
Dialogue: 0,1:52:04.84,1:52:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that other Davids feel the same way \Nyou do, and none of them do.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:07.98,1:52:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of the other ones \Ndid, and neither do I.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:10.50,1:52:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou don’t have to believe me now.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:12.79,1:52:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you will. You‘ll realize \Nthis is where you belong.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:23.79,1:52:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing I’ve realized \Nis where you belong.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:26.11,1:52:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And where is--
Dialogue: 0,1:52:31.01,1:52:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Future David)\NDavid!
Dialogue: 0,1:52:37.53,1:52:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? You know you can’t \Njust walk away from me
Dialogue: 0,1:52:44.47,1:52:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Future David)\NYou’ll be back!
Dialogue: 0,1:52:46.01,1:52:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I’ll have to sell that \NTV to pay my rent this month.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:50.67,1:52:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Amelia tells me your \Nboss ran out on you.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:53.41,1:52:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he had to do some \Nkinda undercover thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:56.33,1:52:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe say where he went?
Dialogue: 0,1:52:57.68,1:53:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, he’s keeping a \Nlid on the whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:00.72,1:53:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s he doin’? Livin’ in \Nsomeone’s dumpster?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:04.52,1:53:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:05.87,1:53:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHe’s nuts. What’d I tell ya?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:08.67,1:53:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You follow someone too closely, \Npretty soon you’re as crazy as them.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:13.04,1:53:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSo what are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:14.69,1:53:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAmy set me up with a music journalism gig.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:17.26,1:53:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMusic journalism? Is that still a thing?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:19.81,1:53:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re just jumpin’ from one \Ndyin’ industry to another.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:23.14,1:53:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThey’re all dying.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:24.29,1:53:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but next thing you know \Nyou’ll be workin’ in a cemetery.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:27.17,1:53:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody’s dying to get in.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:29.49,1:53:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn’t that what you said? \NEverybody’s dying?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:31.24,1:53:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, I’ll eat my own words on that one.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:33.86,1:53:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. You can have that \Ninstead of Brilliant Pebbles.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:36.12,1:53:38.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you want me to \Ntalk about Russia again?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:38.66,1:53:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It was nineteen-eighty-eight.\N- I'm not listening to this.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:41.31,1:53:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Reagan and Gorbachev -\N- I'm not listening to this
Dialogue: 0,1:53:44.90,1:53:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAmy! Shut it down!
Dialogue: 0,1:53:47.29,1:53:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m tryin’ to teach you history.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:49.68,1:53:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know. You’re just very bad at it.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:54.36,1:53:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NPhil, be honest with me for a second.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:57.20,1:53:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI’m always honest with you.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:58.63,1:53:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNo, seriously.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:59.87,1:54:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NOh, now we’re serious all of a sudden.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:01.80,1:54:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NGo ahead, I got nothin’ better to do.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:06.12,1:54:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhy did Mom leave?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:11.58,1:54:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you. She had \Nsomethin’ important to do.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:17.06,1:54:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NShe didn’t wanna leave us. But she had to.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:20.95,1:54:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhere’d she go?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:23.02,1:54:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHonestly? I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:27.61,1:54:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI don’t think anyone knows. Not even her.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:34.52,1:54:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m sorry, Phil. I know \Nthat was hard for -
Dialogue: 0,1:54:37.96,1:54:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God. Alright, we had the serious talk,
Dialogue: 0,1:54:40.18,1:54:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can we shift to a lighter \Ntopic of conversation?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:43.34,1:54:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NSure. How’d it go at the doctor?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:46.72,1:54:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHow is that light?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:47.86,1:54:50.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depending on the answer, \Nit could be pretty funny.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:50.93,1:54:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NIt’s just bronchitis and dehydration.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:53.32,1:54:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat’d I tell you?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:54.36,1:54:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYour sister worries too much.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:56.27,1:54:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless I get hit by a truck, \NI’m not dyin’ anytime soon.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:59.10,1:55:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAw.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:00.19,1:55:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI know, all that planning for nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:03.41,1:55:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t understand; I ordered \Na Cookie Puss from Carvel.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:08.77,1:55:11.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously though, Phil, \NI’m glad you’re alright.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:13.13,1:55:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, me too.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:14.42,1:55:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I gotta go piss \Nout some Skittles.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:16.66,1:55:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThanks for callin’.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:17.80,1:55:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLet’s do it again next week.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:19.19,1:55:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NCan you recover by then?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:20.75,1:55:21.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFrom pissin’ or from you?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:21.100,1:55:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From me? You realize you’re \Nthe one I get all this from, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:25.15,1:55:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat’d I say?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:26.50,1:55:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDon’t follow people too closely.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:28.05,1:55:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never know what’s gonna \Ncome out the other end.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:29.79,1:55:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t worry, Amy’s told me exactly \Nwhat comes out your other end.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:33.34,1:55:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! Amelia! I told you, she’s \Nlike fuckin’ NASA. Amelia!
Dialogue: 0,1:55:39.18,1:55:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? I’m making puppets. \N- Are you telling him all my secrets?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:43.46,1:55:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy) Well, someone has to. \NYou don’t tell anyone anything.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:46.63,1:55:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When have I ever been \Nless than honest with you?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:49.38,1:55:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Amy) You really have to ask that?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:51.37,1:55:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDave, back me up here.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:27.70,1:56:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (Rhythmic music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:57:00.95,1:57:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(A phone ringtone)
Dialogue: 0,1:57:11.72,1:57:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHello?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:13.35,1:57:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NHowdy, am I speaking to David?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:15.15,1:57:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, which one?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:16.95,1:57:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, David. This is Larry C. \NI work for STAB.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:20.84,1:57:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We’ve been speaking about your interest \Nin our program over the past few days.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:24.42,1:57:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYeah, we haven’t been speaking.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:26.39,1:57:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’ve kinda just been sending \Nme unsolicited messages.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:29.58,1:57:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut we have spoken.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:31.92,1:57:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, I’m pleased as a first-prize pickle \Nabout your recent interest in STAB.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:36.25,1:57:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, I’m not interested. I don’t \Neven know what STAB is.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:40.27,1:57:43.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe’re a new subdivision of NASA.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:43.14,1:57:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NThe “Space Time Adjustment Bureau.” STAB.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:46.35,1:57:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NNot the most inviting name, is it?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:48.63,1:57:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWe’ll change it someday.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:50.34,1:57:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NWhat did you say your name was again?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:53.13,1:57:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLarry. But my government name is Laurence.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:58.71,1:58:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NLaurence Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:01.43,1:58:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I’ve been looking for \Nyou for quite some time, David.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:05.14,1:58:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAbout twenty years, as a matter of fact.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:07.91,1:58:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve been trying to figure out how I got \Nhacked in nineteen-ninety-nine
Dialogue: 0,1:58:12.82,1:58:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a MacBook that wasn’t manufactured \Nuntil two-thousand fifteen.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:18.24,1:58:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds rough. \NYou should ask Apple about that.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:22.74,1:58:26.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds like some \NTerminator shit, don’t it?
Dialogue: 0,1:58:26.77,1:58:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought maybe the Woz beat us to \Nthe punch and built time travel computers.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:31.36,1:58:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBoy, was I wrong.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:34.10,1:58:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut I waited.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:36.14,1:58:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NI waited like a snake hunting shrews.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:40.21,1:58:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, I tracked down that \NMacBook and it led me to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:44.38,1:58:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAnd then I waited some more,
Dialogue: 0,1:58:46.62,1:58:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sent some messages \Nhoping you’d take the bait.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:50.41,1:58:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And boy did you take it when you \Nhacked into my account the other day.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:56.10,1:59:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, what I don’t understand is, \Nhow did a wannabe writer
Dialogue: 0,1:59:01.12,1:59:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a deadbeat dad and a stay-at-home sister \Nget access to that kind of technology?
Dialogue: 0,1:59:06.13,1:59:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NBut I know you can tell me.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:17.43,1:59:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NYou still there, David?
Dialogue: 0,1:59:19.95,1:59:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDavid, are you still there?
Dialogue: 0,1:59:23.25,1:59:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep. I’m still here.