WEBVTT 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:03.960 Something has gone terribly, 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:05.740 terribly, 00:00:05.780 --> 00:00:08.089 terribly wrong. 00:00:10.380 --> 00:00:14.370 My friends, mi amigos, 00:00:14.410 --> 00:00:16.960 there is, cómo se dice, 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:19.765 a fucking problem. 00:00:20.110 --> 00:00:21.830 What do you think? I just want to ask you. 00:00:21.870 --> 00:00:24.244 What do you think the problem is? 00:00:25.070 --> 00:00:26.500 What do you think the problem is? 00:00:26.540 --> 00:00:31.180 It's a problem with my Minecraft daughter, Juanaflippa. 00:00:31.220 --> 00:00:32.170 Go ahead. Guess. 00:00:32.210 --> 00:00:34.090 Guess what the problem is. 00:00:35.210 --> 00:00:37.847 "It died." No. 00:00:37.900 --> 00:00:40.850 No, the problem is actually the opposite, weirdly enough. 00:00:40.890 --> 00:00:42.140 Now, what would be the opposite 00:00:42.180 --> 00:00:44.690 of if I had a dead kid? 00:00:44.730 --> 00:00:46.710 What's the opposite of the problem there? 00:00:46.750 --> 00:00:47.600 Tell me. 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:49.590 What's the opposite? 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:56.043 It hatched. 00:00:57.420 --> 00:00:59.170 I mean, it might as well have, 00:00:59.210 --> 00:01:02.633 because I'll tell you what the fucking problem is. 00:01:06.210 --> 00:01:09.525 I log onto this server today, right? 00:01:11.850 --> 00:01:14.236 I log onto this fucking server. 00:01:15.190 --> 00:01:17.590 (Slime sighs aggravatedly) 00:01:19.720 --> 00:01:22.230 Oh, can you guys hear? Is the sound working? 00:01:22.270 --> 00:01:24.566 I don't think the sound's working. One sec. 00:01:25.350 --> 00:01:26.768 All right. 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:30.790 Okay, you can hear it now? Great. 00:01:30.830 --> 00:01:33.049 Great, great, great. 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:36.048 I log on to the server 00:01:36.330 --> 00:01:39.890 where my daughter, Juanaflippa, lives. 00:01:39.930 --> 00:01:40.880 And do you know what I do? 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:44.285 I say, "Well, I wasn't on yesterday, 00:01:44.520 --> 00:01:46.080 but here's what I'll do, 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:48.780 is I'll check the tasks to see. 00:01:48.820 --> 00:01:52.445 I'll check the task to see what Juanaflippa needs done today." 00:01:52.960 --> 00:01:56.932 And I check the tasks, because I haven't seen Mariana live today. 00:01:57.110 --> 00:02:02.291 And I check the tasks, and I checked these yesterday night too, 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:04.750 and they're all done. 00:02:04.790 --> 00:02:08.686 They're all done. 00:02:09.710 --> 00:02:11.789 Except I go to Twitch 00:02:12.210 --> 00:02:15.350 and I look up ElMariana 00:02:18.580 --> 00:02:22.540 and he's streamed, but he hasn't streamed Minecraft. 00:02:22.580 --> 00:02:24.480 He hasn't streamed Minecraft. 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:27.297 He has not been on the QSMP. 00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:30.876 Which begs the question: 00:02:32.340 --> 00:02:36.477 who the fuck is taking care of our child? 00:02:36.910 --> 00:02:39.632 Who is taking care of her? 00:02:43.030 --> 00:02:46.094 Who? Because it hasn't been me. 00:02:47.950 --> 00:02:49.588 It hasn't been me. 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:51.920 I'll tell you that fucking much. 00:02:52.670 --> 00:02:54.115 All right? 00:02:54.260 --> 00:02:55.670 I woke up in this closet. 00:02:55.710 --> 00:02:57.290 I mean, might as well be like my fucking house- 00:02:57.330 --> 00:02:59.543 My fucking house is on fire! 00:02:59.750 --> 00:03:01.928 Jesus fucking Christ. 00:03:02.750 --> 00:03:06.625 Jesus Christ. What is going on? 00:03:07.420 --> 00:03:09.483 How long have I been gone? 00:03:10.160 --> 00:03:11.726 What is that? 00:03:13.330 --> 00:03:15.216 What the fuck is that? 00:03:17.393 --> 00:03:18.821 Wh-? 00:03:24.180 --> 00:03:27.850 A fucking tree grew into my house. 00:03:27.890 --> 00:03:29.800 I was gone so long my house caught on fire 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:31.891 and a tree grew into it? 00:03:33.740 --> 00:03:35.895 I thought I was just gone for two days. 00:03:36.490 --> 00:03:37.100 Who's been-? 00:03:37.140 --> 00:03:38.110 What's-? 00:03:38.150 --> 00:03:43.124 I installed this little fake hidden bookcase 00:03:43.440 --> 00:03:45.925 so that no one could reach Juanaflippa. 00:03:48.510 --> 00:03:50.787 (Charlie screams) 00:03:53.420 --> 00:03:55.719 Juanaflippa? 00:03:58.590 --> 00:04:01.400 Juanaflippa, who the fuck has been taking care of you? 00:04:01.440 --> 00:04:04.014 It says all of your tasks are done. 00:04:04.580 --> 00:04:06.490 Did someone do all these things? 00:04:06.530 --> 00:04:09.371 Or did someone just come in here and tick the box? 00:04:10.110 --> 00:04:11.676 What does that say? 00:04:13.370 --> 00:04:15.180 Feed? 00:04:15.220 --> 00:04:16.843 Juanaflippa- 00:04:17.290 --> 00:04:20.593 Juanaflippa, spin if someone has fed you. 00:04:22.950 --> 00:04:24.920 No one's fed you? 00:04:28.280 --> 00:04:31.131 Juanaflippa, if someone's fed you, do a flippa. 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:37.806 No one's fucking- 00:04:38.380 --> 00:04:39.823 Oh my God. 00:04:40.760 --> 00:04:43.022 Oh my God, I locked her up up and no one could- 00:04:43.550 --> 00:04:45.119 These are just green. No one's-? 00:04:45.610 --> 00:04:48.230 Juanaflippa, are you telling me that no one's taken care of you 00:04:48.270 --> 00:04:49.566 for, like, two days? 00:04:53.650 --> 00:04:55.235 Oh, Juana! 00:04:55.340 --> 00:04:56.740 Juanaflippa, fuck! 00:04:56.780 --> 00:04:58.490 Fuck, fuck, oh, shit! 00:04:58.530 --> 00:04:59.660 Oh shit! 00:04:59.700 --> 00:05:02.200 All right, Juanaflippa, we're gonna make it out of this. 00:05:02.240 --> 00:05:04.520 All right, the first thing we gotta do is we gotta feed you a new food. 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:06.460 I'm so sorry. 00:05:06.500 --> 00:05:07.710 Here's this. 00:05:07.750 --> 00:05:09.380 Here's a hot meal to start you off. 00:05:09.420 --> 00:05:11.647 Here's a hot meal, Juanaflippa. 00:05:16.890 --> 00:05:19.010 Oh, fuck! Jesus Christ! 00:05:19.050 --> 00:05:20.200 Juanaflippa, what are you doing? 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:21.690 I know you're upset. 00:05:21.730 --> 00:05:24.709 I know you're upset, but now's not the time. 00:05:25.270 --> 00:05:27.250 Okay, I've gotta have some food in here. 00:05:29.620 --> 00:05:30.790 Oh, there's got to be something. 00:05:31.340 --> 00:05:33.230 There's got to be something we can eat. 00:05:34.340 --> 00:05:38.846 Juanaflippa, do you want an egg? 00:05:39.350 --> 00:05:40.100 You don't? 00:05:40.440 --> 00:05:41.150 Stop committing arson. 00:05:41.190 --> 00:05:43.280 I shouldn't have given you those fires. 00:05:43.320 --> 00:05:44.974 Hang onto that just in case. 00:05:46.210 --> 00:05:47.260 Ow. 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:50.080 Okay, that's deserved. 00:05:51.850 --> 00:05:53.200 Juannaflippa, we gotta get you some food. 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:54.160 Come with me. 00:05:54.200 --> 00:05:57.370 I'm so sorry. 00:05:57.410 --> 00:06:00.030 It said the tasks were done, Juanaflippa, they were green! 00:06:00.070 --> 00:06:02.460 I came in and checked in on you last night. 00:06:03.470 --> 00:06:05.220 And you were in bed. 00:06:08.650 --> 00:06:10.452 I've gotta have some food in here, right? 00:06:11.190 --> 00:06:11.870 I've got some- 00:06:11.910 --> 00:06:13.200 Juanaflippa, you want some flint? 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:15.360 Or, like, a dead bush? 00:06:15.400 --> 00:06:17.092 Or, like, a... 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:19.890 I know your diet's not the same as mine. 00:06:19.930 --> 00:06:21.720 I've got some rabbit... 00:06:22.250 --> 00:06:23.770 skin. I have rabbit s- 00:06:23.810 --> 00:06:26.128 Here we go. Cooked mutton, Juanaflippa. 00:06:27.590 --> 00:06:29.250 All right, don't accidentally click me with this, 00:06:29.290 --> 00:06:31.586 because I will die. I'm also starving. 00:06:31.940 --> 00:06:33.220 Do you want me to chew it first? 00:06:33.260 --> 00:06:35.481 Here, I'll chew it first and I'll spit it into your mouth. 00:06:41.110 --> 00:06:42.310 Only liquids, Juanaflippa. 00:06:42.350 --> 00:06:45.341 I've accidentally renamed you to a. 00:06:47.830 --> 00:06:49.746 Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry. 00:06:51.760 --> 00:06:52.860 Where are you going? 00:06:52.900 --> 00:06:54.532 Eat your food. 00:06:55.430 --> 00:06:57.510 Don't be sad, Juanaflippa. 00:06:57.550 --> 00:06:59.860 What? Did you go vegan? 00:06:59.900 --> 00:07:01.848 Did you go vegan while I was gone? 00:07:02.310 --> 00:07:04.794 Did you learn about animal cruelty? 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:08.442 You did? 00:07:09.030 --> 00:07:11.826 Ah, fuck. This is gonna make things a lot more- 00:07:12.140 --> 00:07:14.850 I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this, Juanaflippa. 00:07:14.890 --> 00:07:17.710 I was hoping I wouldn't have to give you an ethical childhood, 00:07:17.750 --> 00:07:21.574 but I see I have no choice. 00:07:21.650 --> 00:07:23.525 Juanaflippa, have you ever had-? 00:07:23.840 --> 00:07:25.776 Every time I look away, you die. 00:07:25.980 --> 00:07:28.312 Have you ever had bread before, Juanaflippa? 00:07:32.340 --> 00:07:33.920 Have you ever had bread? 00:07:36.580 --> 00:07:40.210 Okay, jump if yes, and crouch if no, okay, 00:07:40.250 --> 00:07:41.977 when I ask you these questions, Juan. 00:07:42.330 --> 00:07:43.130 Juana. 00:07:43.170 --> 00:07:45.257 All right, jump if you've had bread. 00:07:49.100 --> 00:07:53.770 Okay. Jump if you've had... 00:07:54.110 --> 00:07:55.150 Oh shit. 00:07:55.190 --> 00:07:57.651 What other vegetables are there besides bread? 00:08:00.370 --> 00:08:02.404 Jump if you've had fish. 00:08:05.860 --> 00:08:07.786 You haven't had fish? 00:08:08.290 --> 00:08:09.780 Okay. 00:08:10.660 --> 00:08:12.770 Well, we could do pescatarian, right? 00:08:12.810 --> 00:08:15.393 We could do pescatarian? 00:08:15.700 --> 00:08:17.435 Pescatarian's good. 00:08:18.790 --> 00:08:21.500 Okay, Juanaflippa, I'm really sorry. 00:08:21.540 --> 00:08:23.690 I had no idea that all this was happening. 00:08:24.420 --> 00:08:26.906 I would have come here sooner if I knew. 00:08:27.470 --> 00:08:28.620 Oh shit. 00:08:28.660 --> 00:08:31.030 I didn't realize when I checked in on my daughter last night 00:08:31.070 --> 00:08:33.930 that she was withering away. 00:08:33.970 --> 00:08:35.285 All right, Juanaflippa. 00:08:36.250 --> 00:08:38.305 Here's the first lesson of the day. 00:08:38.370 --> 00:08:40.033 I'm going to teach you how to hunt. 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:43.239 I'm going to teach you how to hunt for your own food. 00:08:43.860 --> 00:08:44.930 Okay? 00:08:45.070 --> 00:08:47.400 Now, try not to pull that back near Papa 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:51.139 because Papa's rocking three old hearts right now, okay? 00:08:52.050 --> 00:08:55.098 Three little hearts, and it's not a lot for Papa. 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:58.770 I'm gonna eat that meat. 00:08:58.810 --> 00:08:59.860 No! Jesus Christ! 00:08:59.900 --> 00:09:01.350 All right, you gotta hang on to those, okay? 00:09:01.390 --> 00:09:03.640 You gotta hang on- Oh my God! 00:09:03.680 --> 00:09:05.710 Juanaf- you're a real ace with that, okay, but- 00:09:05.750 --> 00:09:08.280 Oh my God! (panting) 00:09:08.620 --> 00:09:10.810 Okay, you've got the "Hola" sign, 00:09:10.850 --> 00:09:12.360 but Papa's gonna have the "Adios" sign 00:09:12.400 --> 00:09:15.240 if you shoot that into his fucking cranium, okay? 00:09:16.100 --> 00:09:17.250 All right, now take back your arrow. 00:09:17.290 --> 00:09:18.710 You're gonna need this. 00:09:18.750 --> 00:09:20.390 If you don't want that meat, can Papa have it? 00:09:20.430 --> 00:09:21.885 I need to be strong. 00:09:22.900 --> 00:09:27.807 I need my 180 grams of protein a day to stay big. 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:35.032 Is this-? Are we doing charades? 00:09:38.240 --> 00:09:41.227 That's the closet I've been sleeping in, Juanaflippa. 00:09:42.640 --> 00:09:45.757 (laughs) No, no, no! 00:09:46.950 --> 00:09:49.420 Juanaflippa, can I have the meat? 00:09:56.810 --> 00:10:00.282 Juanaflippa, I'm having a difficult time understanding what your needs are. 00:10:05.100 --> 00:10:08.560 Juanaflippa, I need you to communicate with me, okay? 00:10:15.730 --> 00:10:17.305 Give her a sign. 00:10:20.560 --> 00:10:23.529 Okay, I think I have some signs I can give her. 00:10:24.330 --> 00:10:25.300 All right, here's some signs. 00:10:25.340 --> 00:10:27.424 Do you want to put some things on those? 00:10:30.040 --> 00:10:32.120 Some other perhaps needs? 00:10:32.370 --> 00:10:34.948 Can you write, Juanaflippa? Can you write on those? 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:37.580 You know, I snuck up here last night 00:10:37.620 --> 00:10:39.270 and I added this picture of you and me 00:10:39.310 --> 00:10:42.659 and I didn't realize that you were starving directly next to it. 00:10:43.300 --> 00:10:44.488 Oh! 00:10:46.340 --> 00:10:47.590 What? 00:10:47.930 --> 00:10:49.069 You know- 00:10:51.040 --> 00:10:52.850 Oh, fuck! 00:10:52.890 --> 00:10:55.200 Ow, ow, Flippa! 00:10:55.240 --> 00:10:56.520 Oh my God! 00:10:56.560 --> 00:10:59.480 Oh my God, my head, my skull! 00:10:59.520 --> 00:11:01.501 Juanaflippa, come back! 00:11:03.110 --> 00:11:05.930 I have half a heart. Come back. 00:11:06.220 --> 00:11:08.120 My daughter, I'm sorry. 00:11:08.160 --> 00:11:09.530 I'm sorry. 00:11:09.570 --> 00:11:11.184 I'm sorry. 00:11:12.660 --> 00:11:16.080 I'm sorry, I thought that someone was taking care of you 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:18.780 and I realize now that I was wrong 00:11:18.820 --> 00:11:22.780 and I shouldn't have trusted these babysitter reports 00:11:22.820 --> 00:11:25.120 that said that you were taken care of. 00:11:29.020 --> 00:11:30.100 All right, Juanaflippa. 00:11:30.140 --> 00:11:31.967 I've got half a heart 00:11:32.070 --> 00:11:33.850 because you shot me right between the eyes. 00:11:33.890 --> 00:11:37.120 We're gonna go hunt, okay? We're gonna go hunt you some fish. 00:11:37.160 --> 00:11:39.380 Now, I do need that meat back, okay, 00:11:39.420 --> 00:11:41.240 so that Papa can have some more hearts, 00:11:41.280 --> 00:11:43.909 because that's the only food we have in this house 00:11:46.070 --> 00:11:47.870 because my bitch of a wife hasn't cooked- 00:11:47.910 --> 00:11:50.240 Juanaflippa, get the fuck back here! 00:11:50.280 --> 00:11:53.710 What are you doing? You're gonna get yourself killed! 00:11:53.750 --> 00:11:56.950 (screams) Juanaflippa, help! 00:11:56.990 --> 00:12:00.375 I broke my legs. Juanaflippa! 00:12:00.550 --> 00:12:03.884 Flippa, help! Help! 00:12:04.570 --> 00:12:06.294 Help! 00:12:07.880 --> 00:12:09.525 Help! 00:12:11.660 --> 00:12:13.137 Help! 00:12:16.670 --> 00:12:19.579 I gotta crawl away. 00:12:24.050 --> 00:12:27.030 Oh, this is a disaster. 00:12:27.070 --> 00:12:29.609 Where's our child? 00:12:31.260 --> 00:12:33.556 Flippa? 00:12:34.160 --> 00:12:35.647 Can you hear me? 00:12:36.230 --> 00:12:38.572 Flippa, Papa's bleeding out. 00:12:40.010 --> 00:12:42.500 Flippa, Papa's sort of bleeding out right now. 00:12:42.540 --> 00:12:43.460 Papa's bones are sticking out. 00:12:43.500 --> 00:12:45.762 Can you come put Papa's bones back in? 00:12:46.100 --> 00:12:47.630 Flippa? 00:12:50.180 --> 00:12:52.166 Flippa, it would be great if you could- 00:12:52.860 --> 00:12:54.196 Uh-oh. 00:13:00.350 --> 00:13:01.886 Oh shit. 00:13:02.570 --> 00:13:03.939 Okay. 00:13:05.700 --> 00:13:07.630 That's good, I guess. 00:13:08.410 --> 00:13:09.901 Flippa? 00:13:14.690 --> 00:13:16.724 Where'd she go? 00:13:20.730 --> 00:13:22.154 (trader mumbles) 00:13:23.510 --> 00:13:25.412 Have you seen her? 00:13:30.870 --> 00:13:32.690 Bomb. 00:13:33.080 --> 00:13:36.070 Lamp oil? Rope? Bomb? 00:13:36.110 --> 00:13:37.804 Juanaflippa? 00:13:39.690 --> 00:13:41.275 Oh. 00:13:41.380 --> 00:13:42.711 Hey, Flippa. 00:13:44.400 --> 00:13:45.912 Hey. 00:13:48.060 --> 00:13:49.647 I'm sorry. 00:13:50.750 --> 00:13:52.627 I'm really sorry. 00:13:53.090 --> 00:13:55.015 I know you're dead. 00:13:56.040 --> 00:14:00.910 I know you want a new family because we're a bit unique 00:14:00.950 --> 00:14:02.898 in how we function, 00:14:05.310 --> 00:14:09.700 but we, both me and your mother, 00:14:09.740 --> 00:14:11.990 neither of which have been here for the past few days, 00:14:12.030 --> 00:14:14.171 love you very, very much. 00:14:17.940 --> 00:14:19.879 Seeds. 00:14:23.870 --> 00:14:24.890 Are you giving me back-? 00:14:24.930 --> 00:14:27.691 You're giving me back the pictures we took? 00:14:31.190 --> 00:14:32.720 No, these were a gift. 00:14:32.760 --> 00:14:34.420 These were a gift to you, Flippa. 00:14:34.460 --> 00:14:36.818 You gotta take those. 00:14:42.490 --> 00:14:43.892 Fuck. 00:14:47.770 --> 00:14:50.120 Okay, Flippa, you stay right there. 00:14:50.160 --> 00:14:53.165 Can I have the bow? I'm gonna get you some food. 00:15:00.560 --> 00:15:03.310 Flippa, is this for me? 00:15:03.350 --> 00:15:05.370 I don't really know if I deserve this. 00:15:05.410 --> 00:15:06.800 It is? 00:15:06.840 --> 00:15:09.999 Why, Flippa? All I did was- 00:15:11.680 --> 00:15:13.543 (gasps) 00:15:14.310 --> 00:15:17.348 Okay. No more words. 00:15:17.510 --> 00:15:19.170 Just flips. 00:15:19.210 --> 00:15:21.976 Just flips! 00:15:22.140 --> 00:15:23.870 Okay, Juanaflippa, 00:15:23.910 --> 00:15:25.000 I'll redeem myself. 00:15:25.040 --> 00:15:27.330 I'll redeem myself for you. Just you wait. 00:15:27.370 --> 00:15:28.580 You stay right here. 00:15:28.620 --> 00:15:30.823 I'm gonna bring you back food, okay? 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:34.220 Okay, you stay right here. 00:15:36.550 --> 00:15:37.450 Don't worry. 00:15:37.490 --> 00:15:39.445 You stay out of danger, okay? 00:15:40.130 --> 00:15:42.211 I'm gonna get you some food. 00:15:43.920 --> 00:15:46.156 I gotta make my daughter proud. 00:15:49.230 --> 00:15:53.989 I didn't realize I was running a solo parenting act until now. 00:15:57.520 --> 00:16:00.790 I'm like Pedral Pesto in The Last of Us. 00:16:01.130 --> 00:16:03.359 Where's some fish? 00:16:03.850 --> 00:16:08.508 Where's some fish? My daughter's hungry. 00:16:08.820 --> 00:16:13.834 I can't believe my fucking bitch of a wife tricked me. 00:16:20.680 --> 00:16:24.460 I can't believe I got fucking tricked into thinking that Juanaflippa 00:16:24.500 --> 00:16:26.392 was being taken care of. 00:16:26.900 --> 00:16:28.290 Shit! 00:16:28.610 --> 00:16:31.417 Oh God, this means she's down a life, probably. 00:16:33.100 --> 00:16:35.140 Oh my God. 00:16:38.540 --> 00:16:40.020 Guys, I don't usually say this, 00:16:40.060 --> 00:16:42.735 but I think I might have been a bad parent. 00:16:44.950 --> 00:16:47.315 There's got to be some food around here somewhere. 00:16:52.310 --> 00:16:54.550 Maybe I can, like, fish? Hang on. 00:16:54.590 --> 00:16:56.080 Do I have stick and string? 00:16:56.120 --> 00:16:57.941 I don't have enough string. 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:03.785 Oh, shit. 00:17:04.830 --> 00:17:06.470 Oh God, I have to be really careful here. 00:17:06.510 --> 00:17:07.968 Hang on. 00:17:13.150 --> 00:17:16.823 Oh, she's completely fucking vegan. 00:17:16.863 --> 00:17:20.120 Is pescatarian okay? 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:22.990 Oh God, what's a vegan food? 00:17:24.450 --> 00:17:24.890 What farm? 00:17:24.930 --> 00:17:25.860 Is there a farm? 00:17:25.900 --> 00:17:28.458 Okay, maybe apples? That's a good idea. 00:17:30.340 --> 00:17:31.540 I don't have any food myself. 00:17:31.580 --> 00:17:33.420 I have fucking one heart! 00:17:33.460 --> 00:17:36.470 Oh God! 00:17:36.510 --> 00:17:38.870 Flippa, I never had parents either. 00:17:38.910 --> 00:17:41.604 Does it show, Flippa? 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:48.320 (screams) 00:17:48.360 --> 00:17:50.879 I'm not fast enough. 00:17:51.520 --> 00:17:53.183 (screams) 00:17:54.220 --> 00:17:57.898 Flippa! Daughter, help! 00:17:57.960 --> 00:18:00.990 Daughter, it's time to learn to hunt! 00:18:01.310 --> 00:18:03.490 Hunt, daughter, please! 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:05.753 (panting) 00:18:06.560 --> 00:18:08.724 All right, Flippa. 00:18:08.980 --> 00:18:11.950 All I've managed to get so far is this rotten flesh, 00:18:11.990 --> 00:18:13.250 but I'm gonna get you something better, okay? 00:18:13.290 --> 00:18:14.440 I know you're a vegan 00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:16.060 and this barely counts as meat anyway, 00:18:16.100 --> 00:18:18.925 so Papa's just gonna stay strong. 00:18:22.840 --> 00:18:24.750 Okay, I'm gonna- (coughs) 00:18:24.790 --> 00:18:27.731 get you some veggies, okay? 00:18:35.030 --> 00:18:36.666 Oh shit, fuck! 00:18:37.900 --> 00:18:41.260 Flippa, shoot it! Shoot it, Flippa! 00:18:41.300 --> 00:18:44.921 Pull back the string and then fire it! 00:18:45.910 --> 00:18:47.568 Good job, Flippa. 00:18:48.020 --> 00:18:51.014 Unassisted kill. I'm proud of you. 00:18:51.840 --> 00:18:53.550 (laughs) Hola. 00:18:53.590 --> 00:18:54.880 Uh... 00:18:55.540 --> 00:18:56.951 Sorry. 00:18:57.350 --> 00:18:58.813 Flippa? 00:19:00.470 --> 00:19:02.120 Flippa, earmuffs on. 00:19:02.560 --> 00:19:03.950 Flippa, earmuffs on real quick. 00:19:03.990 --> 00:19:05.650 Can you just put earmuffs on? 00:19:11.850 --> 00:19:15.209 Was that Satan? 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:19.825 Okay, Flippa, you can take your earmuffs off. 00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:25.050 Flippa, I think I've been a bad parent 00:19:25.090 --> 00:19:27.152 because I'm seeing the devil. 00:19:27.980 --> 00:19:30.374 I'm seeing the devil everywhere I go. 00:19:31.360 --> 00:19:33.395 And for once, I don't mean your mother. 00:19:37.610 --> 00:19:38.900 Shit, where's-? 00:19:38.940 --> 00:19:40.330 (screams) 00:19:40.370 --> 00:19:43.431 Satan, begone! 00:19:44.270 --> 00:19:45.830 - [Rubius] Hello, my friend! 00:19:45.870 --> 00:19:47.940 ¡Hola, mi amigo! - [Slime] Hi. 00:19:47.980 --> 00:19:49.950 Hola, Satán. 00:19:49.990 --> 00:19:52.960 - [Rubius] Hola. - [Slime] Hola, devil de infierno. 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:56.000 Why are you here? Why are you attacking me, Satan? 00:19:56.040 --> 00:19:59.130 Why are you attacking me with creepers? - [Rubius] [I'm not attacking you. 00:19:59.170 --> 00:20:03.469 Can you understand what I'm saying? Does the text show up over my head?] 00:20:04.570 --> 00:20:06.959 - [Slime] Yes it does, Satan. 00:20:07.060 --> 00:20:09.990 - [Rubius] [Oh, good.] - [Slime] Your demonic conversion 00:20:10.030 --> 00:20:12.141 is working well. 00:20:12.330 --> 00:20:14.540 - [Rubius] Nice. Me gusta. 00:20:14.580 --> 00:20:17.167 I can talk to you in English if you prefer. 00:20:18.270 --> 00:20:20.991 - [Slime] What do you think is more evil? 00:20:22.350 --> 00:20:25.330 - [Rubius] Spanish is more evil. - [Slime] ¡Español mal! 00:20:25.370 --> 00:20:27.510 - [Rubius] Español es mucho más diabólico. 00:20:27.550 --> 00:20:30.459 - [Slime] Okay, español de diablo. Sí. 00:20:30.930 --> 00:20:34.746 - [Rubius] [Slime, I want you to tell me something.] 00:20:36.450 --> 00:20:37.390 - [Slime] "Because the one I want you to-" 00:20:37.430 --> 00:20:39.420 Yeah, what's up? 00:20:39.760 --> 00:20:41.144 What's wrong? 00:20:42.140 --> 00:20:45.870 - [Rubius] [I want you to tell me someone who's done something good for you 00:20:45.910 --> 00:20:48.888 and someone who's done something bad to you.] 00:20:52.290 --> 00:20:53.550 - [Slime] Oh, okay. 00:20:53.590 --> 00:20:56.266 Someone who did something bad to me? 00:20:56.360 --> 00:20:57.510 - [Rubius] Yes. 00:20:57.550 --> 00:20:59.350 And someone that did something good to you. 00:20:59.390 --> 00:21:01.353 - [Slime] Okay. 00:21:01.570 --> 00:21:05.772 I'll tell you who did something bad to me, Satan. 00:21:06.780 --> 00:21:11.340 - [Rubius] Who? - [Slime] My fucking bitch of a wife, El Mariana, 00:21:11.380 --> 00:21:15.186 who has not been here for our daughter! 00:21:15.270 --> 00:21:17.876 - [Rubius] Oh no. Hey, wait. 00:21:17.930 --> 00:21:20.170 You were with Mariana the other day we met. 00:21:20.210 --> 00:21:21.470 Oh, no. I didn't meet you. 00:21:21.510 --> 00:21:24.857 - [Slime] No, you're thinking of Little Jesus. 00:21:25.020 --> 00:21:26.110 - [Rubius] Lil' Jesus? Who is that? 00:21:26.150 --> 00:21:28.008 ¿Quién es Lil' Jesus? 00:21:28.780 --> 00:21:31.047 - [Slime] Well, you've heard of Jesus, right? 00:21:31.270 --> 00:21:32.740 - [Rubius] Yes. - [Slime] Yeah, he's, like, 00:21:32.780 --> 00:21:35.786 a littler version of that, sort of. 00:21:37.330 --> 00:21:41.274 - [Rubius] Wait, how do I get the translator on? 00:21:43.110 --> 00:21:46.260 - [Slime] Go ahead- - [Rubius] Because I don't understand your language 00:21:46.300 --> 00:21:49.330 because I'm from Hell. - [Slime] Yeah, because you're from Hell, 00:21:49.370 --> 00:21:51.350 where everyone speaks Spanish 00:21:51.390 --> 00:21:54.210 and there's a yellow filter like Breaking Bad. 00:21:54.250 --> 00:21:56.513 So just go ahead and hit- 00:21:57.100 --> 00:21:58.910 Okay, tell you what. 00:21:58.950 --> 00:22:00.941 I'll tell you- 00:22:01.310 --> 00:22:03.750 I'll make a deal with you, Satan. 00:22:03.790 --> 00:22:06.126 I'll tell you where the button is 00:22:06.350 --> 00:22:10.420 if you can give me one dark blessing. 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:12.360 - [Rubius] No. 00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:14.360 - [Slime] Ow! Ow! What the fuck? 00:22:14.400 --> 00:22:15.800 Flippa, run! 00:22:15.840 --> 00:22:19.050 It's fucking snakes from Hell! 00:22:19.090 --> 00:22:19.710 Holy shit! 00:22:19.750 --> 00:22:23.110 - [Rubius] [That's not how I do things. 00:22:24.120 --> 00:22:27.691 I'm the one who makes the deals, not you. - [Slime] No, no! 00:22:28.770 --> 00:22:30.390 - [Rubius] And now, I'm going to kill your egg.] 00:22:30.430 --> 00:22:32.680 - [Slime] You need me, Satan. 00:22:33.020 --> 00:22:36.210 - [Rubius] [Your egg needs to rescue you.] - [Slime] You need me. 00:22:36.250 --> 00:22:38.790 Flippa, bring me back. 00:22:39.180 --> 00:22:40.340 Satan, stop! 00:22:40.380 --> 00:22:43.321 Leave Flippa out of this, Satan! 00:22:43.980 --> 00:22:46.315 Fuck! Shit! 00:22:46.810 --> 00:22:49.760 Why do you have so many fucking snakes? 00:22:49.800 --> 00:22:52.881 Why do you just carry around snakes? 00:22:55.130 --> 00:22:58.460 Flippa, Papa fell. - [Rubius] Now I see. 00:22:58.500 --> 00:22:59.410 - [Slime] It's period. 00:22:59.450 --> 00:23:01.560 The fucking button is period. 00:23:01.600 --> 00:23:03.810 Satan, you're a dick. 00:23:03.850 --> 00:23:06.400 You're a fucking cock, Satan. 00:23:06.440 --> 00:23:10.250 Jesus is way cooler than you. - [Rubius] [What?] 00:23:10.290 --> 00:23:12.635 No, no, no. 00:23:13.080 --> 00:23:16.616 Wait a minute, I found it. - [Slime] Yes, he's way cooler. 00:23:20.320 --> 00:23:22.220 - [Rubius] Okay, speak. 00:23:22.260 --> 00:23:23.330 - [Slime] Okay. Whew. 00:23:23.370 --> 00:23:25.510 All right, I'm back up. 00:23:25.550 --> 00:23:27.720 No thanks to you. 00:23:27.760 --> 00:23:29.470 - [Rubius] "Vale, está bien, he vuelto a levantarme, no gracias a ti." 00:23:29.510 --> 00:23:32.274 [Oh! This is incredible! 00:23:32.500 --> 00:23:34.818 Quackity's done it again!] 00:23:36.980 --> 00:23:38.887 - [Slime] What? Done what? 00:23:40.010 --> 00:23:41.490 - [Rubius] [Nothing, nothing. 00:23:41.530 --> 00:23:45.178 Okay. Your egg is hungry.] 00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:48.130 - [Slime] Yeah, I know he's hungry. 00:23:48.170 --> 00:23:49.680 He's a vegetarian, Satan. 00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:51.970 Do you have any vegetables? 00:23:52.010 --> 00:23:56.233 From the garden of Hell? - [Rubius] If you want... 00:23:56.740 --> 00:23:59.190 [Okay, I don't know why I'm talking to you in English.] 00:23:59.230 --> 00:24:00.886 Sorry. 00:24:01.600 --> 00:24:04.450 [If you want me to feed your egg 00:24:04.490 --> 00:24:09.927 and give it unlimited life 00:24:10.120 --> 00:24:12.780 you'll have to do something for me.] 00:24:15.370 --> 00:24:17.900 - [Slime] Well, my egg's very hungry, so... 00:24:17.940 --> 00:24:20.470 I mean, I already did a favor for Little Jesus, 00:24:20.510 --> 00:24:23.320 so I figure if I do a favor for Little Satan, 00:24:23.360 --> 00:24:25.270 it'll probably be all- It'll even out. 00:24:25.310 --> 00:24:27.371 Sure! 00:24:28.740 --> 00:24:29.940 And it can't have nuts in it. 00:24:29.980 --> 00:24:32.938 As long as it doesn't have nuts in it, okay? 00:24:34.700 --> 00:24:37.060 - [Rubius] "Siempre y cuando no tenga frutos secos ¿de acuerdo?" 00:24:37.100 --> 00:24:39.901 [Okay, perfect. Okay. 00:24:41.670 --> 00:24:45.110 What about the other thing you asked me for? 00:24:45.150 --> 00:24:48.835 You asked me for something else. Something dark.] 00:24:49.940 --> 00:24:52.387 - [Slime] Oh yeah. 00:24:53.890 --> 00:24:55.890 A dark boon. 00:24:55.930 --> 00:24:58.160 - [Rubius] Oh, sí. - [Slime] Sí, sí. 00:24:58.200 --> 00:25:01.551 A deal. - [Rubius] [Tell me.] 00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:06.220 - [Slime] A dark power. 00:25:06.990 --> 00:25:10.677 - [Rubius] [I can give you immense dark power. 00:25:11.150 --> 00:25:13.300 But what kind of power do you want?] - [Slime] I want to raise my daughter right, 00:25:13.340 --> 00:25:17.547 but I also want to shoot fire out of my eyes, Satan. 00:25:18.140 --> 00:25:19.090 - [Rubius] [I can't do that. 00:25:19.130 --> 00:25:21.733 You have to ask for something more realistic.] 00:25:23.410 --> 00:25:25.321 - [Slime] Okay. 00:25:26.270 --> 00:25:29.113 Can I shoot fire out of my... 00:25:31.040 --> 00:25:34.297 - [Rubius] [From your what?] - [Slime] another orifice? 00:25:34.960 --> 00:25:38.515 My hands or ass. 00:25:38.730 --> 00:25:42.618 - [Rubius] [You want to shoot lasers from your ass?] 00:25:44.690 --> 00:25:46.580 - [Slime] (laughs) Yeah, I wanna- 00:25:46.620 --> 00:25:50.530 Satan, I wanna make a deal and launch fire out of my a- 00:25:50.570 --> 00:25:54.010 Satan, can I have a gun? (Rubius laughs demonically) 00:25:54.050 --> 00:25:56.202 Oh? 00:25:56.420 --> 00:25:59.004 - [Rubius] [What? Sorry. Tell me.] 00:25:59.510 --> 00:26:01.930 - [Slime] Okay, well, Satan, should I-? 00:26:01.970 --> 00:26:04.090 I could ask for shooting fire out of my ass, 00:26:04.130 --> 00:26:06.321 but I could also ask for- 00:26:06.600 --> 00:26:10.651 The voices in my head are telling me to ask for a gun. 00:26:11.460 --> 00:26:14.990 - [Rubius] ["The voices in my head-" Oh, you're schizophrenic. 00:26:15.030 --> 00:26:16.420 Interesting. 00:26:16.460 --> 00:26:19.528 I can help you with that.] 00:26:19.930 --> 00:26:22.390 - [Slime] Yeah, there's, like, thousands of them. 00:26:23.940 --> 00:26:25.910 - [Rubius] [All right. Cool.] 00:26:25.950 --> 00:26:29.130 - [Slime] I just want something that no one else has, Satan. 00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:33.410 That'll put me a step above the other parents. 00:26:33.450 --> 00:26:35.990 - [Rubius] [Okay. Let me think about it for a second. 00:26:36.030 --> 00:26:37.870 Be right back.] 00:26:39.260 --> 00:26:41.400 - [Slime] Okay, Satan, you're coming. 00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:43.065 All right, that's a bit- 00:26:43.980 --> 00:26:48.880 - [Rubius] Estoy cumming. - [Slime] Semen. El semen. 00:26:52.320 --> 00:26:54.882 Okay, he's hiding behind a tree. 00:26:55.300 --> 00:26:56.970 I know you're hungry. 00:26:57.010 --> 00:26:58.700 I know you're hungry, Flippa, 00:26:58.740 --> 00:27:01.849 but Daddy's making a deal with Satan right now, okay? 00:27:02.280 --> 00:27:03.740 I know you're hungry. 00:27:03.780 --> 00:27:05.060 I'm just making a little deal with Satan 00:27:05.100 --> 00:27:07.055 to make sure you get all the food you need. 00:27:08.530 --> 00:27:09.340 Okay? 00:27:09.380 --> 00:27:11.350 Yeah, no, it's good. 00:27:11.390 --> 00:27:13.658 This is a very good man 00:27:14.450 --> 00:27:16.170 that Daddy's making a deal with, okay? 00:27:16.210 --> 00:27:18.371 Yes, yes. 00:27:21.930 --> 00:27:25.271 We're gonna see if we can get you some food. 00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:29.300 Okay. There used to be 00:27:29.340 --> 00:27:31.532 a farm over here, Flippa. 00:27:33.940 --> 00:27:34.430 Oh, shit. 00:27:34.470 --> 00:27:36.257 (gasps) Flippa! 00:27:38.690 --> 00:27:41.173 That was incredible! 00:27:41.690 --> 00:27:43.762 That was incredible, Flippa! 00:27:46.330 --> 00:27:47.939 Flippa! 00:27:48.510 --> 00:27:50.502 You just saved my life! 00:27:51.070 --> 00:27:52.710 Holy shit! 00:27:54.910 --> 00:27:58.450 Flippa, you're a natural! 00:27:58.490 --> 00:28:01.215 Okay, here, here's some more arrows for you. 00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:04.461 Here's some bones. 00:28:04.570 --> 00:28:05.930 I'll feed you. You've earned it. 00:28:05.970 --> 00:28:07.470 You've earned it more. 00:28:07.510 --> 00:28:09.789 All right, Flippa, let's go this way. 00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:14.090 I think there's some bread over here, Fli- 00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:15.731 Wait. 00:28:21.320 --> 00:28:23.564 Oh, that's perfect. 00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:26.270 That's perfecto. 00:28:31.950 --> 00:28:33.591 Here you go, Flippa. 00:28:34.610 --> 00:28:36.060 We break the bread. 00:28:36.100 --> 00:28:40.310 Hey, don't let Little Satan see us breaking this bread, okay? 00:28:40.350 --> 00:28:42.479 I don't think he's a big fan of that shit. 00:28:43.070 --> 00:28:44.853 You're still hungry? 00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:48.040 Oh God. Okay. 00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:53.091 All right, let's look for some more. 00:29:03.250 --> 00:29:07.634 I'm starting to feel like I shouldn't have asked Satan for a dark bargain. 00:29:08.710 --> 00:29:10.756 It's probably fine, but... 00:29:14.340 --> 00:29:16.932 Any apples in here? 00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:20.025 Any apples? 00:29:21.790 --> 00:29:25.168 Oh, use the bones for bone meal. That's a good idea. 00:29:27.350 --> 00:29:29.671 Flippa, could I have those bones? 00:29:37.040 --> 00:29:39.989 Yeah? Can I have those bones from earlier? 00:29:43.590 --> 00:29:45.152 Yeah! 00:29:46.250 --> 00:29:48.599 I just need some bones, Flippa. 00:29:50.420 --> 00:29:51.730 Okay, it's okay if you want to hang onto them. 00:29:51.770 --> 00:29:53.383 All right. 00:29:53.470 --> 00:29:55.452 Thank you, Flippa. 00:29:56.030 --> 00:29:58.201 Okay, come with me. I'll get you some more. 00:30:07.630 --> 00:30:10.229 I wonder what Satan's up to over there. 00:30:19.260 --> 00:30:21.550 Probably weird dark shit, huh? 00:30:27.270 --> 00:30:29.520 Sorry for swearing, Flippa. I was just thinking about the devil. 00:30:29.560 --> 00:30:31.348 You know how it goes. 00:30:38.080 --> 00:30:40.080 Flippa, I'm so sorry you didn't get fed. 00:30:40.120 --> 00:30:42.349 Oh, Flippa's prone. 00:30:42.600 --> 00:30:44.187 There you go. 00:30:46.570 --> 00:30:49.193 Tell me if that's good, Flippa. I'll keep getting you more. 00:31:02.320 --> 00:31:04.198 You want some more? 00:31:04.750 --> 00:31:05.090 Yes? 00:31:05.130 --> 00:31:07.097 Here you go. 00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:09.809 There you go. 00:31:12.510 --> 00:31:15.720 Yay! Juanaflippa! 00:31:15.760 --> 00:31:17.624 Whoo! 00:31:19.410 --> 00:31:21.180 ¡El pan! 00:31:21.220 --> 00:31:23.953 All right, Juanaflippa. Hell yes. 00:31:24.020 --> 00:31:26.120 Once we strike this dark bargain with the devil, 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.801 we'll never have to do that again. 00:31:32.610 --> 00:31:33.480 Okay. 00:31:33.520 --> 00:31:35.090 Oh, I should have asked him 00:31:35.130 --> 00:31:36.660 how to do a double backflip. 00:31:36.700 --> 00:31:39.950 I should have asked him how to do six backflips at once. 00:31:39.990 --> 00:31:41.737 (gasps) 00:31:42.260 --> 00:31:43.830 Good shot, Juanaflippa. 00:31:43.870 --> 00:31:45.770 Yeah, Juanaflippa! 00:31:45.810 --> 00:31:48.130 That's my fucking daughter, you bitch! 00:31:48.170 --> 00:31:49.540 That's my fucking huevo! 00:31:49.580 --> 00:31:53.017 Yeah! Whoo! 00:31:53.430 --> 00:31:54.520 Juanaflippa, are- 00:31:54.560 --> 00:31:57.410 Okay, the cherry on top. 00:31:57.450 --> 00:31:59.010 Juanaflippa, I think you've earned some more. 00:31:59.050 --> 00:32:01.268 I think you've earned some more bread. 00:32:03.220 --> 00:32:05.022 Oh my God. 00:32:06.030 --> 00:32:07.610 Wait, what is that? 00:32:07.750 --> 00:32:08.870 It's just flour? 00:32:08.910 --> 00:32:11.540 Okay, here you go. Here's some more bread. 00:32:11.580 --> 00:32:15.019 ¡El pan! El pan para Juanaflippa. 00:32:17.110 --> 00:32:18.910 Is that a new food for you, Juanaflippa? 00:32:18.950 --> 00:32:21.704 Have you had bread before? 00:32:27.020 --> 00:32:29.401 No? It's a new food? 00:32:30.800 --> 00:32:33.542 Yay! Okay, that's good! 00:32:33.650 --> 00:32:36.150 That's good. That means we fed a baby a new food. 00:32:36.190 --> 00:32:37.943 That's great. 00:32:38.110 --> 00:32:39.181 Now we need to take the- 00:32:39.540 --> 00:32:42.070 we need to take you on an adventure. Juanaflippa. 00:32:42.490 --> 00:32:46.717 And I have just the fucking thing. 00:32:47.070 --> 00:32:48.627 Juanaflippa, 00:32:49.210 --> 00:32:51.897 it's time for the training wheels to come off. 00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:55.259 Yes, Juanaflippa, yes! 00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:57.340 Juanaflippa, today, 00:32:57.380 --> 00:32:59.173 Papa's gonna teach you 00:32:59.810 --> 00:33:02.375 how to ride a bike. 00:33:04.840 --> 00:33:06.440 All right, so here's how you do it. 00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:08.390 Here's how you do it, Juanaflippa. 00:33:08.430 --> 00:33:10.292 You just hop on like this. 00:33:10.690 --> 00:33:12.793 Get some speed going. 00:33:13.250 --> 00:33:15.320 Get some speed going, ramp it, jump it, 00:33:15.360 --> 00:33:18.980 trick it, 360, 720, 720, 00:33:19.020 --> 00:33:20.770 backflip on the bike. 00:33:20.810 --> 00:33:21.500 I'm crazy. 00:33:21.540 --> 00:33:22.260 I'm going stupid. 00:33:22.300 --> 00:33:23.895 I'm going nuts. 00:33:25.110 --> 00:33:27.080 Grind it, grind the rail. 00:33:28.580 --> 00:33:30.190 Curve the edge, grind the rail, 00:33:30.230 --> 00:33:33.380 swerve it, clip back, 00:33:33.420 --> 00:33:35.672 glitch out, trick it. 00:33:36.860 --> 00:33:37.820 Here we go. Ride up the post. 00:33:37.860 --> 00:33:40.808 Ride the post. Tony Hawk. 00:33:41.450 --> 00:33:43.336 Tony Hawk. 00:33:44.350 --> 00:33:46.210 I'm stuck. 00:33:46.250 --> 00:33:47.984 Clutch out. 00:33:50.230 --> 00:33:51.862 Through the building. 00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:54.800 Clip into the wall. Break your bones. 00:33:54.840 --> 00:33:58.861 Up the hay. 00:33:59.150 --> 00:34:00.701 Up the hay. Bail. 00:34:01.690 --> 00:34:03.500 Backflip. 00:34:04.860 --> 00:34:06.940 (gasps) That's right, Juanaflippa! 00:34:06.980 --> 00:34:09.020 Now all you have to do is- 00:34:09.060 --> 00:34:10.580 Yeah, you're doing it! 00:34:10.620 --> 00:34:12.405 Do you need a little push? 00:34:13.570 --> 00:34:15.234 Let's do a little push. 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:17.415 Yay! 00:34:20.560 --> 00:34:22.876 That was great, Juanaflippa! 00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:24.813 Okay, tell you what. 00:34:25.410 --> 00:34:26.640 I'll give you a treat. 00:34:26.680 --> 00:34:28.570 I'll give you a treat if you can ride this bad boy 00:34:28.610 --> 00:34:30.524 all the way home. 00:34:34.200 --> 00:34:35.260 Uh-oh. 00:34:35.730 --> 00:34:38.440 Be gone, servants of Satan! 00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:41.490 Sorry, that's El Devil. - [Rubius] ¡Amigo! 00:34:41.750 --> 00:34:43.560 - [Slime] Oh, Amigo! 00:34:43.600 --> 00:34:48.361 - [Rubius] [Dude, I've found something in the slums.] 00:34:51.020 --> 00:34:53.850 - [Slime] "The best found hello in the slums?" - [Rubius] Sorry, sorry. 00:34:53.890 --> 00:34:56.650 This is wrong. - [Slime] What did you just say about my daughter? 00:34:56.690 --> 00:35:01.390 - [Rubius] No, no, wait. - [Slime] How dare you, Satan. 00:35:01.680 --> 00:35:05.900 - [Rubius] [I've found something that your daughter might like. 00:35:05.940 --> 00:35:08.407 She looks like she's going to like it.] 00:35:10.340 --> 00:35:13.288 - [Slime] Oh, this makes me very happy, Satan. 00:35:13.850 --> 00:35:15.940 - [Rubius] [Good, good. But you'll have to do something. 00:35:15.980 --> 00:35:18.903 Something very evil. Something horrible.] 00:35:19.610 --> 00:35:21.170 - [Slime] Yeah, that's cool. Sure. 00:35:21.210 --> 00:35:22.804 What is it? 00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:27.980 - [Rubius] [You have to kill... 00:35:28.020 --> 00:35:30.166 someone else's egg. 00:35:30.230 --> 00:35:32.267 Whichever one you choose.] 00:35:33.700 --> 00:35:36.030 - [Slime] Oh. Okay, sure. 00:35:36.070 --> 00:35:38.080 Second time's the charm. I guess. 00:35:38.120 --> 00:35:39.370 Yeah. Okay. Sure. 00:35:39.410 --> 00:35:41.775 - [Rubius] [You've already done it once, right?] 00:35:45.040 --> 00:35:46.700 - [Slime] Yeah, no, I've- 00:35:46.740 --> 00:35:50.160 We've definitely never- Yeah, that's nev- 00:35:50.200 --> 00:35:52.170 No, we've never done that before. No, no, no. 00:35:52.210 --> 00:35:54.320 - [Rubius] [Oh, you've never done it. Alright, perfect. 00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:58.940 What I'm going to give you and your daughter 00:35:58.980 --> 00:36:01.360 is something very powerful, 00:36:01.590 --> 00:36:03.620 but you'll need to be careful, because if not, 00:36:03.660 --> 00:36:06.485 you may end up leaving this world.] 00:36:09.420 --> 00:36:11.110 - [Slime] Okay. 00:36:11.150 --> 00:36:13.340 I'm gonna be very careful with it, Satan. - [Rubius] [This is it.] 00:36:13.380 --> 00:36:14.510 - [Slime] Holy shit, okay. All right. 00:36:14.550 --> 00:36:16.220 (gunshot) (Slime screams) 00:36:16.260 --> 00:36:17.120 Flippa, put your hands up! 00:36:17.160 --> 00:36:19.490 Flippa, run! - [Rubius] [As you can see, it's very powerful!] 00:36:19.530 --> 00:36:21.340 - [Slime] Flippa, throw the wallet at him and run! 00:36:21.380 --> 00:36:24.671 - [Rubius] [You have to be careful!] - [Slime] Throw the wallet at him and run! 00:36:25.670 --> 00:36:28.558 Oh my God. Ow. 00:36:28.910 --> 00:36:30.309 - [Rubius] Yes. 00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:31.780 - [Slime] I like that. - [Rubius] [I'll give it to you 00:36:31.820 --> 00:36:34.325 with just ten bullets. 00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:39.520 But you can keep the gun forever, and you'll find out how to get bullets.] 00:36:39.560 --> 00:36:41.870 - [Slime] That's fair. 00:36:41.910 --> 00:36:46.120 I'm going to prove to my daughter that I'm a good papa 00:36:46.160 --> 00:36:48.669 by giving her a loaded gun. 00:36:50.070 --> 00:36:51.840 - [Rubius] [Of course. You are.] 00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:53.870 - [Slime] Thank you, Satan. 00:36:53.910 --> 00:36:58.350 - [Rubius] [Okay, if you don't do it in fifteen minutes, 00:36:58.390 --> 00:37:01.470 killing someone else's egg, 00:37:01.510 --> 00:37:04.260 I'll kill your daughter right in front of you. 00:37:04.300 --> 00:37:07.705 You have 15 minutes, starting now.] 00:37:08.130 --> 00:37:09.230 Oh my god! Oh shit! 00:37:09.270 --> 00:37:11.440 Flippa, we gotta go! 00:37:12.560 --> 00:37:15.290 Oh, fuck, Flippa! We have 15 minutes! 00:37:15.330 --> 00:37:17.760 I'm not losing you again, Flippa. 00:37:20.230 --> 00:37:23.600 Who would have thought? That Satan guy's a little shady, huh? 00:37:25.410 --> 00:37:26.560 I'm sorry, Flippa, I just gotta- 00:37:26.600 --> 00:37:28.270 I just gotta bake some bread real quick. 00:37:28.310 --> 00:37:30.820 So Papa's got all the hardiness he needs 00:37:30.860 --> 00:37:34.458 to kill someone else's child. 00:37:34.860 --> 00:37:37.170 You can't tell your mother about this, okay? 00:37:37.210 --> 00:37:39.140 You can't tell your mother that I joined the mafia 00:37:39.180 --> 00:37:41.750 and then killed someone else's son. 00:37:41.790 --> 00:37:43.834 All right, Flippa. 00:37:44.030 --> 00:37:45.330 The other quest today 00:37:45.370 --> 00:37:49.960 was to go on a new adventure, okay? 00:37:50.000 --> 00:37:51.980 And now, our new adventure is a little special one 00:37:52.020 --> 00:37:54.588 that Satan gave us. 00:37:55.960 --> 00:38:00.644 We're gonna go put Phil's kid to supersleep, okay? 00:38:00.934 --> 00:38:03.150 We're gonna put him to sleep. 00:38:04.620 --> 00:38:07.662 We're gonna put him in a really deep slumber. 00:38:09.670 --> 00:38:13.430 It's okay, Phil is a great father. 00:38:13.470 --> 00:38:15.640 If anything, this will teach him that life is precious. 00:38:15.680 --> 00:38:18.956 This is probably what's best for him. 00:38:23.060 --> 00:38:25.440 Okay, we taught Flippa how to hunt, 00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:30.498 and every good hunter needs some prey. 00:38:33.730 --> 00:38:36.010 Oh, I'm harvesting this shit. 00:38:38.620 --> 00:38:40.642 Okay, up this way, Flippa. 00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:43.456 Take all the stuff you want if you want it. 00:38:47.900 --> 00:38:49.956 Okay, here we go. 00:38:50.450 --> 00:38:52.497 All right, Flippa, do you have blocks? 00:38:53.020 --> 00:38:56.513 Flippa, we're gonna have to teach you how to bridge. 00:38:58.210 --> 00:39:00.020 So here's what we're gonna do, Flippa. 00:39:02.410 --> 00:39:05.050 You're gonna come out here, stand next to Papa. 00:39:05.090 --> 00:39:08.525 You're gonna jump and place those blocks, okay? 00:39:10.050 --> 00:39:12.680 And I already know you can water bucket. 00:39:12.720 --> 00:39:14.580 Oh fuck, Philza just logged on. 00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:23.649 Oh, this is really bad. 00:39:24.930 --> 00:39:27.550 Go! Flippa, go! 00:39:27.590 --> 00:39:30.067 Go, go, go! Flippa, go! 00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:35.384 We have to be so fast! 00:39:36.640 --> 00:39:38.314 - [Phil] Oh, hey, Charlie. 00:39:39.240 --> 00:39:40.590 - [Slime] Hey, Phil. - [Phil] Can you hear me? 00:39:40.630 --> 00:39:41.570 Oh, there we go. 00:39:41.610 --> 00:39:43.710 - [Slime] Yeah, wait, sorry, did you say something? 00:39:43.750 --> 00:39:46.420 I can't hear you for some reason. 00:39:46.460 --> 00:39:50.767 - [Phil] Hello? - [Slime] Hello? 00:39:51.450 --> 00:39:53.130 Can you hear me, Phil? 00:39:53.170 --> 00:39:54.791 - [Phil] Yeah. 00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:56.620 - [Slime] You're glitching out. 00:39:56.660 --> 00:39:59.839 It's just, like, choppy for some reason. 00:40:05.830 --> 00:40:09.205 I got this issue earlier. You might have to re-log. 00:40:25.550 --> 00:40:27.486 Phil, can you hear me? 00:40:28.500 --> 00:40:30.885 - [Phil] Yeah. - [Slime] Can you hear me? 00:40:33.650 --> 00:40:35.351 Hello? 00:40:38.450 --> 00:40:40.290 - [Phil] Hello? - [Slime] Hey. 00:40:40.330 --> 00:40:42.894 I think I can hear you now. Is it working? 00:40:43.300 --> 00:40:45.120 - [Phil] Yeah. - [Slime] Oh, sweet. 00:40:45.160 --> 00:40:46.997 How's it going, man? 00:40:48.010 --> 00:40:49.910 - [Phil] Good. Where's, uh... 00:40:50.290 --> 00:40:52.380 where's my egg? 00:40:52.420 --> 00:40:55.170 - [Slime] What? - [Phil] Where's my egg? 00:40:55.210 --> 00:40:56.210 - [Slime] I was just teaching Flippa 00:40:56.250 --> 00:40:59.449 how to bridge up here. 00:41:04.350 --> 00:41:07.601 - [Phil] Charlie? - [Slime] Yes, Phil? 00:41:09.270 --> 00:41:11.557 - [Phil] Where is Chayanne? 00:41:11.660 --> 00:41:14.951 - [Slime] Maybe your wife took her out 00:41:16.560 --> 00:41:19.853 for the day. - [Phil] He was right behind you 00:41:21.710 --> 00:41:24.130 - [Slime] I don't- - [Phil] when I logged in. 00:41:24.170 --> 00:41:25.100 - [Slime] Yeah, but you were- 00:41:25.140 --> 00:41:27.554 what, when you were glitching out? 00:41:35.980 --> 00:41:38.802 - [Phil] Charlie, tell me what you did. - [Slime] Flippa. 00:41:38.930 --> 00:41:41.204 I need you to take this paraglider 00:41:42.510 --> 00:41:44.849 and I need you to fly. - [Phil] Charlie... 00:41:45.040 --> 00:41:48.550 - [Slime] I need you to fly far away. - [Phil] Charlie, I can literally hear you. 00:41:48.590 --> 00:41:51.100 Charlie, I can literally hear what you're saying. 00:41:51.140 --> 00:41:52.870 - [Slime] Flippa, it's looking like 00:41:52.910 --> 00:41:54.879 he thinks that we did something- 00:41:55.050 --> 00:41:58.270 Hey, dude, not cool, man. - [Phil] "Not cool?!" 00:41:58.310 --> 00:41:59.530 - [Slime] Flippa, you gotta- 00:42:00.160 --> 00:42:01.220 Flippa, bri- 00:42:01.260 --> 00:42:03.424 Yes, Flippa! 00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:05.450 I was really worried she would- 00:42:05.490 --> 00:42:08.322 Oh fuck! She's got no stamina! 00:42:08.362 --> 00:42:10.663 She's gassed. 00:42:11.740 --> 00:42:15.558 God, I am so proud of my daughter. 00:42:16.200 --> 00:42:21.070 - [Phil] Mm-hmm. - [Slime] And I think that every parent 00:42:21.110 --> 00:42:27.288 should aspire to feel that way. 00:42:29.580 --> 00:42:34.300 - [Phil] Yeah, I would if my kid was in his bed 00:42:34.340 --> 00:42:35.580 where I left him. 00:42:35.620 --> 00:42:36.390 - [Slime] Well, you know, 00:42:36.430 --> 00:42:41.860 this is about when that rebellious phase strikes, usually. 00:42:41.900 --> 00:42:45.010 So maybe- I mean, have you tried looking around and seeing-? 00:42:45.050 --> 00:42:48.560 Mine sneaks off and does backflips sometimes. 00:42:51.690 --> 00:42:54.273 What's that? - [Phil] Charlie, get out of here. 00:42:54.980 --> 00:42:56.650 Get out of here before I do something I'll regret. 00:42:56.690 --> 00:42:57.760 - [Slime] Fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay. 00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:01.349 All right, listen, man, I don't know where your kid is, okay? 00:43:01.830 --> 00:43:03.940 I don't know where they are. - [Phil] Stop griefing my house! 00:43:03.980 --> 00:43:05.860 - [Slime] I'm not griefing! 00:43:05.900 --> 00:43:08.250 I'm looking for a puddle of water to jump into! 00:43:08.290 --> 00:43:10.030 Whoo! 00:43:13.780 --> 00:43:16.935 Oh shit! Oh shit! 00:43:17.470 --> 00:43:19.725 (phantom screeches) Oh shit! 00:43:26.680 --> 00:43:29.583 Satan! 00:43:30.570 --> 00:43:33.028 Come to me, Satan! 00:43:33.910 --> 00:43:37.030 I've done your dark task! 00:43:37.640 --> 00:43:40.866 I've done your dark task, goddammit! 00:43:40.930 --> 00:43:42.970 In front of my fucking friend! 00:43:43.010 --> 00:43:45.170 I know you set me up, Satan. 00:43:45.210 --> 00:43:47.080 Oh shit, who's that? 00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:52.286 Who's that? 00:43:53.690 --> 00:43:55.920 (relieved exhale) Flippa. 00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:58.236 Okay, back to your room, Flippa. 00:44:02.080 --> 00:44:03.650 In there, Flippa. 00:44:04.500 --> 00:44:06.092 Oh shit, hang on. 00:44:06.560 --> 00:44:09.030 - [Rubius] (deep, distorted voice) [Knock knock.] 00:44:09.070 --> 00:44:12.080 - [Slime] ¡Hola, mi amigo! 00:44:12.120 --> 00:44:14.250 - [Rubius] [Knock knock!] - [Slime] Can you not come in 00:44:14.290 --> 00:44:16.920 unless I open it, like a vampire? 00:44:17.470 --> 00:44:20.300 - [Rubius] [Yeah, exactly. Listen.] 00:44:20.340 --> 00:44:23.100 - [Slime] Hola, amigo. - [Rubius] [You can't tell anybody 00:44:23.140 --> 00:44:25.305 about my existence. 00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:27.696 (normal) Do you understand?] 00:44:28.220 --> 00:44:29.780 - [Slime] Oh, hang on. 00:44:29.820 --> 00:44:32.010 Move- - [Rubius] Okay, no, I'll tell you in English. 00:44:32.050 --> 00:44:35.520 You cannot tell about my existence to anyone. 00:44:35.560 --> 00:44:37.190 If you ever do- - [Slime] Oh, fuck. 00:44:37.230 --> 00:44:40.360 - [Rubius] I will kill you, kill your family, 00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:41.600 burn your house, 00:44:41.640 --> 00:44:45.540 and take everything from you and send you back to Hell. 00:44:45.580 --> 00:44:46.620 - [Slime] What do you mean, back to Hell-? 00:44:46.660 --> 00:44:49.583 Oh fuck, am I from Hell? - [Rubius] Yes. 00:44:49.680 --> 00:44:51.750 Maybe we are all from Hell. 00:44:51.790 --> 00:44:53.900 We are all from Heaven. - [Slime] This changes my world view. 00:44:53.940 --> 00:44:56.450 I was really hoping I could just tell Phil that Satan made me do it, 00:44:56.490 --> 00:44:58.080 so now I'm gonna need to think of another alibi. 00:44:58.120 --> 00:45:00.849 - [Rubius] No, you cannot tell him. If you tell him, 00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:02.590 you know what's going to happen, right? 00:45:02.630 --> 00:45:03.850 - [Slime] Yeah, you're going to burn my house 00:45:03.890 --> 00:45:07.040 and send me back to Hell, Satan. - [Rubius] Exactly. 00:45:07.080 --> 00:45:08.160 And you don't want that, trust me. 00:45:08.200 --> 00:45:10.660 - [Slime] No, I don't want to go back to Hell, Satan. 00:45:10.700 --> 00:45:13.390 - [Rubius] Yes, yes. Okay. The deal is on. 00:45:13.430 --> 00:45:17.165 - [Slime] And I don't want Juanaflippa to be without a papa again. 00:45:17.390 --> 00:45:18.765 - [Rubius] What? 00:45:19.580 --> 00:45:22.270 - [Slime] What do you mean, what? - [Rubius] What did you say? 00:45:22.310 --> 00:45:25.580 - [Slime] I said I don't want Juanaflippa to be without a papa. 00:45:25.620 --> 00:45:27.290 - [Rubius] Oh, no, of course not. 00:45:27.330 --> 00:45:30.221 ¿Dónde está Juanaflippa? Where is she? 00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:32.690 - [Slime] You don't need to know that, Satan. 00:45:32.730 --> 00:45:33.790 That information- - [Rubius] Yes I do. 00:45:33.830 --> 00:45:34.370 Tell me! - [Slime] Hey, hey, hey! 00:45:34.410 --> 00:45:35.700 That's information's not nec- 00:45:35.740 --> 00:45:38.370 Jesus Christ, that's an actual bullet hole. 00:45:38.410 --> 00:45:40.780 - [Rubius] This is for Juanaflippa. 00:45:40.820 --> 00:45:43.240 - [Slime] You're gonna shoot Juana-?! You're gonna put a fucking bullet in my daughter? 00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:45.180 - [Rubius] I don't wanna shoot her! I am a loyal guy! 00:45:45.220 --> 00:45:48.750 If you do the quest, I will deliver. 00:45:48.790 --> 00:45:49.920 - [Slime] Okay. - [Rubius] But tell me. 00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:50.780 Where is she? 00:45:50.820 --> 00:45:53.310 - [Slime] All right. Okay. - [Rubius] ¿Dónde está? 00:45:53.350 --> 00:45:55.120 - [Slime] She's right in here, Satan. 00:45:55.160 --> 00:45:57.040 But hey, I don't want you- 00:45:57.080 --> 00:46:01.742 You seem like you're gonna be a real bad influence to my daughter. 00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:04.390 - [Rubius] Sí. - [Slime] So how about this? 00:46:04.430 --> 00:46:07.700 Because I know you can't come in unless I invite you. 00:46:07.740 --> 00:46:08.560 You told me that. You can't- 00:46:08.600 --> 00:46:11.560 Hey! Oh, shit! - [Rubius] Yes I can. 00:46:11.600 --> 00:46:12.850 I'm the devil. I'm not stupid. 00:46:12.890 --> 00:46:14.440 - [Slime] Fuck, he's the devil! Fuck, you lied about it! 00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:16.560 You're the fucking devil. I should have known. 00:46:16.600 --> 00:46:19.613 All right. Juanaflippa's this way. 00:46:20.020 --> 00:46:21.530 Oh fuck. I didn't think about that. 00:46:21.570 --> 00:46:23.330 The devil would just lie to me. 00:46:23.370 --> 00:46:24.690 Hey, Juanaflippa. - [Rubius] I need- 00:46:24.730 --> 00:46:27.050 [Oh, Juanaflippa, my love! How are you?] 00:46:27.090 --> 00:46:28.210 - [Slime] Don't be scared, Juanaflippa, 00:46:28.250 --> 00:46:30.581 it's not CPS. 00:46:30.621 --> 00:46:32.600 It's just Satan. - [Rubius] [Don't be scared.] 00:46:32.640 --> 00:46:34.642 - [Slime] It's just Satan from Hell. 00:46:35.350 --> 00:46:38.640 This is a family friend of me and your mother's. 00:46:38.680 --> 00:46:40.800 - [Rubius] [Flippa, this is for you, okay? It only has ten bullets.] 00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:43.130 - [Slime] Hey, don't point that shit at her, man. 00:46:43.170 --> 00:46:44.200 - [Rubius] Hey, hey! 00:46:44.240 --> 00:46:46.280 [I do what I want!] - [Slime] Ow! 00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:48.620 - [Rubius] [You relax. We made a deal. 00:46:48.660 --> 00:46:50.230 This is for her.] 00:46:50.270 --> 00:46:51.260 - [Slime] I don't know what you're saying. 00:46:51.300 --> 00:46:53.870 You shot me and then started speaking Spanish. 00:46:53.910 --> 00:46:56.100 It's a deal for her? - [Rubius] [Translate it, asshole! 00:46:56.140 --> 00:46:58.000 It's a deal. Look, look.] 00:46:58.040 --> 00:46:59.700 Can you read now? 00:46:59.820 --> 00:47:02.039 Look up. - [Slime] Sí, sí. 00:47:02.350 --> 00:47:06.680 - [Rubius] [All right, so we made a deal, and the gun is for her. 00:47:06.790 --> 00:47:08.490 It only has ten bullets. 00:47:08.530 --> 00:47:11.800 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...] 00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:14.220 - [Slime] Diez. - [Rubius] Diez. 00:47:14.260 --> 00:47:17.870 Hey, why don't we do something fun? 00:47:17.910 --> 00:47:20.260 Why don't you make Flippa... 00:47:20.300 --> 00:47:22.980 - [Slime] Oh God. - [Rubius] shoot the other guy, 00:47:23.020 --> 00:47:25.955 the father of the other egg? - [Slime] (laughs) 00:47:26.060 --> 00:47:28.010 Satan- no, no, Juanaflippa! 00:47:28.050 --> 00:47:28.980 - [Rubius] (deep, distorted) Yes, yes, yes. 00:47:29.020 --> 00:47:30.220 - [Slime] No, don't flip about that. 00:47:30.260 --> 00:47:33.570 - [Rubius] Just a little shoot. Un pequeño disparito. 00:47:33.610 --> 00:47:35.390 - [Slime] Oh, shit. 00:47:35.430 --> 00:47:37.410 Listen, Satan. - [Rubius] (normal) Yes? 00:47:37.450 --> 00:47:38.600 - [Slime] We made a deal, okay? 00:47:38.640 --> 00:47:40.140 We made a deal and that was the deal. 00:47:40.180 --> 00:47:42.450 - [Rubius] Aw... - [Slime] So unless you've got something 00:47:42.490 --> 00:47:44.210 to sweeten the pot here, that's it, all right? 00:47:44.250 --> 00:47:47.410 We're done. - [Rubius] No, this was just fun. 00:47:47.450 --> 00:47:50.400 The deal is done, but this was just extra fun. 00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:52.800 But if you don't want to... - [Slime] No. 00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:55.160 I think Juanaflippa now has- 00:47:55.200 --> 00:47:58.100 We're not gonna waste those bullets on aggression, okay? 00:47:58.140 --> 00:47:59.340 We're gonna take care of ourselves out here. 00:47:59.380 --> 00:48:01.730 So thank you, Satan, for that. 00:48:01.770 --> 00:48:03.180 I appreciate it. - [Rubius] Mm-hmm. 00:48:03.220 --> 00:48:04.260 - [Slime] Dap me up 00:48:04.300 --> 00:48:06.300 and I'll probably see you eventually 00:48:06.340 --> 00:48:09.494 in the seventh ring, brother. 00:48:10.750 --> 00:48:12.640 - [Rubius] [Perfect. We'll see each other soon. 00:48:12.680 --> 00:48:15.588 It's been a pleasure.] - [Slime] Say hi to little Jesus for me. 00:48:20.500 --> 00:48:23.013 (Slime sighs in relief) 00:48:23.990 --> 00:48:24.620 All right Juana- 00:48:24.930 --> 00:48:28.310 okay, wait, wait! I'm sorry. 00:48:28.350 --> 00:48:32.168 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. 00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:37.610 "Yeah, sorry, just a glitch. 00:48:37.650 --> 00:48:40.190 Looks like... 00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:47.863 weird stuff happening on the server. 00:48:52.050 --> 00:48:56.750 Thought Flippa despawned for a sec. 00:48:58.080 --> 00:49:06.871 Try re-logging, that might have happened to yours." 00:49:10.210 --> 00:49:13.072 Okay, Juanaflippa. All right. 00:49:14.190 --> 00:49:15.780 You know, I'd say that today, 00:49:15.820 --> 00:49:18.631 we gave you a new food. 00:49:21.240 --> 00:49:23.120 And if a taste of Hell counts, that too. 00:49:23.160 --> 00:49:25.660 We took you on quite the adventure. 00:49:25.700 --> 00:49:26.840 I'd say we taught you a new skill. 00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:31.763 We really got your aim worked on, which now I'm feeling pretty good about. 00:49:33.260 --> 00:49:36.269 And let's see, there's one last one here. 00:49:36.350 --> 00:49:39.351 "Sing the baby a lullaby." 00:49:40.030 --> 00:49:43.080 Yeah! Okay, we can do a lullaby. 00:49:43.120 --> 00:49:48.080 Let me if I can find a nice backing track for you, Flippa. 00:49:48.120 --> 00:49:48.930 - "We got new plushies-" 00:49:48.970 --> 00:49:51.812 - [Slime] That's just my video. Hang on. 00:49:53.240 --> 00:49:54.490 Okay, one sec. 00:49:54.530 --> 00:49:57.560 I'm gonna find a nice little background track for you, Flippa. 00:49:57.600 --> 00:49:59.390 Can you just give me one sec? 00:49:59.830 --> 00:50:01.190 Yeah, Flippa! 00:50:01.230 --> 00:50:03.660 All right, talk to the stream for a sec, Flippa. 00:50:03.700 --> 00:50:05.707 I gotta find something. 00:50:08.610 --> 00:50:11.440 (Slime typing) 00:50:24.040 --> 00:50:25.649 Is this what I want? 00:50:26.700 --> 00:50:30.672 Hang on. 00:50:32.610 --> 00:50:34.390 This is a Glock type beat. 00:50:34.430 --> 00:50:37.380 (Slime skipping through a rap backing track) 00:50:37.420 --> 00:50:40.470 I want a beat with actual gunshots in it. 00:50:40.510 --> 00:50:43.200 (acoustic guitar) 00:50:43.240 --> 00:50:45.640 I want a rap beat with gunshots. 00:50:45.680 --> 00:50:48.890 Does anyone have a rap beat with gunshots in it? 00:50:48.930 --> 00:50:50.030 Hang, on what about this one? (Slime skipping through track) 00:50:50.610 --> 00:50:52.649 (gunshot sound effect) Oh. 00:50:54.170 --> 00:50:56.840 (Slime laughs) Okay, all right. 00:50:56.880 --> 00:50:59.216 Hang on, Juanaflippa. 00:51:02.570 --> 00:51:04.610 All right, one sec. 00:51:04.650 --> 00:51:07.161 What is Kitchen Gun? 00:51:10.270 --> 00:51:12.768 Kitchen Gun Epic Remix? 00:51:13.200 --> 00:51:14.240 No, we're not doing that. 00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:16.630 We're doing gunshot-type beat. 00:51:16.670 --> 00:51:21.189 Okay, Juanaflippa, I just got to convert this to MP3 real quick. 00:51:22.470 --> 00:51:24.360 Which, is that strictly legal? I don't know. 00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:27.856 But we just made a deal with Satan earlier, so it's probably cool. 00:51:33.900 --> 00:51:35.820 (someone places a block) 00:51:36.510 --> 00:51:37.720 Is this Kitchen Gun? 00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:41.940 (♪: "3 BIG SHOTS FROM [KITCHEN GUN]") 00:51:41.980 --> 00:51:44.804 (Charlie laughs) 00:51:47.990 --> 00:51:49.960 Is that not it? 00:51:50.280 --> 00:51:51.640 Is this it? 00:51:51.680 --> 00:51:56.371 (♪: "Kitchen Gun Remix") 00:51:56.420 --> 00:51:57.570 Or is that it? 00:51:57.610 --> 00:51:59.496 Which one is it? 00:52:03.210 --> 00:52:05.750 We're gonna do the Big Shot one so I can sing along to it. 00:52:07.980 --> 00:52:09.984 Okay, ready? 00:52:10.600 --> 00:52:11.990 I'm just gonna download it and put in my sampler 00:52:12.030 --> 00:52:14.020 so I can sing it to Juanaflippa. 00:52:14.060 --> 00:52:16.000 And then Juanaflippa, we're gonna need to bail out 00:52:16.040 --> 00:52:16.940 and we're probably gonna need to move 00:52:16.980 --> 00:52:18.460 and we're probably gonna need to change postcodes. 00:52:18.500 --> 00:52:20.090 Oh my God! 00:52:20.130 --> 00:52:21.620 All right, he's already trying to summon the devil again. 00:52:21.660 --> 00:52:23.290 Fuck. 00:52:30.160 --> 00:52:32.250 It's not converting. 00:52:38.450 --> 00:52:39.530 (rap backing track) Okay, you know what, 00:52:39.570 --> 00:52:41.860 I'm just gonna do it on this beat. 00:52:41.900 --> 00:52:44.230 I'm just gonna do it on this beat because it's not converting. 00:52:44.270 --> 00:52:45.550 Juanaflippa, I can't get the beat to- 00:52:45.720 --> 00:52:47.380 You're just gonna have to imagine the beat, Juanaflippa. 00:52:47.420 --> 00:52:48.090 Go to my stream. 00:52:48.130 --> 00:52:49.340 Hold that gun out and, like, 00:52:49.380 --> 00:52:51.546 do cool shit. 00:52:52.230 --> 00:52:53.990 Yeah. 00:52:54.030 --> 00:52:56.280 Flippa on the beat! (Phil clears his throat) 00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:58.140 Flippa, Flippa! 00:52:59.090 --> 00:53:00.010 (backing track stops) Hey, Phil, you kind of 00:53:00.050 --> 00:53:01.120 caught me at a bad time. 00:53:01.160 --> 00:53:03.590 Can I just finish this up before-? 00:53:03.630 --> 00:53:05.160 Flippa, put that away. - [Phil] Yeah. 00:53:05.200 --> 00:53:07.685 Sure. I'll wait. 00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:10.968 - [Slime] Okay, thanks. 00:53:11.050 --> 00:53:12.370 Just give me one sec. 00:53:13.810 --> 00:53:15.611 Appreciate it, man. 00:53:17.670 --> 00:53:19.240 I'm sorry about that... 00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:21.762 glitch, by the way. 00:53:22.730 --> 00:53:24.200 - [Phil] Yeah, glitch. 00:53:24.240 --> 00:53:25.992 So... 00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:29.690 I'm just inquiring- 00:53:29.730 --> 00:53:31.530 - [Slime] Yeah, just one second though, man. 00:53:33.570 --> 00:53:35.658 - [Phil] One se-? Charlie! 00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:37.710 - [Slime] What, dude? What, man? 00:53:37.750 --> 00:53:39.640 - [Phil] Did you kill my egg? 00:53:39.680 --> 00:53:42.120 - [Slime] Kill your fucking egg? No, dude! 00:53:42.160 --> 00:53:42.990 No, I wouldn't! 00:53:43.030 --> 00:53:44.800 Flippa, put the gun away. 00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:46.500 I did not kill your fucking egg. 00:53:46.540 --> 00:53:48.160 I was teaching Flippa how to speedbridge. 00:53:48.200 --> 00:53:49.960 What are you talking about? 00:53:50.270 --> 00:53:52.080 - [Phil] Charlie, I logged on- - [Slime] And I'm about to sing her 00:53:52.120 --> 00:53:54.760 a fucking bed- You are traumatizing a child! 00:53:54.800 --> 00:53:56.400 - [Phil] Charlie! - [Slime] You're traumatizing a child right now. 00:53:56.440 --> 00:53:58.030 - [Phil] Then take it outside. Come here. 00:53:58.070 --> 00:53:59.960 Okay, well, let me sing- Do you wanna- 00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:00.660 You know what? 00:54:00.700 --> 00:54:03.560 Let's show her that love trumps war. 00:54:03.600 --> 00:54:05.190 Do my bedtime story with hers. 00:54:05.230 --> 00:54:06.180 We can put her to to bed, 00:54:06.220 --> 00:54:07.850 and then afterwards we can take this outside 00:54:07.890 --> 00:54:10.420 and we can talk about this like adults, okay? 00:54:10.460 --> 00:54:13.565 Flippa stops setting fires and trying to summon... 00:54:13.850 --> 00:54:14.850 something. 00:54:14.890 --> 00:54:15.960 All right? 00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:16.940 (rap backing track begins) 00:54:16.980 --> 00:54:18.717 Okay. 00:54:18.820 --> 00:54:20.469 All right. 00:54:20.600 --> 00:54:22.719 (Slime clears his throat) 00:54:23.340 --> 00:54:24.880 Brrap! 00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:28.170 This one goes out to Ch-Ch-Ch-Chayanne! 00:54:29.870 --> 00:54:31.927 Ch-Ch-Ch-Chayanne! 00:54:33.030 --> 00:54:33.680 Ch-Ch- 00:54:33.720 --> 00:54:35.213 Ch-Ch-Chayanne! 00:54:37.900 --> 00:54:41.260 Alright, here we go. 00:54:41.970 --> 00:54:45.120 My daughter, Juanaflippa 00:54:45.460 --> 00:54:49.080 Got a bow and arrow, shot a creepa 00:54:49.120 --> 00:54:52.410 Poppin’ down, doing Gangnam Style 00:54:52.450 --> 00:54:55.560 Be careful whose egg you rile up 00:54:55.600 --> 00:54:57.290 My egg’s got a gun 00:54:57.330 --> 00:55:01.040 My egg hunts, my egg shoots for fun 00:55:01.080 --> 00:55:04.090 Juanaflippa, she’s got allergies 00:55:04.130 --> 00:55:07.360 Juanaflippa, she’s allergic to bees 00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:10.520 Juanaflippa, and also detergent 00:55:10.560 --> 00:55:13.830 Juanaflippa, she’s a fucking insurgent 00:55:13.870 --> 00:55:16.940 Juanaflippa, she flips all day 00:55:16.980 --> 00:55:19.190 Juanaflippa, and we don’t pray 00:55:19.230 --> 00:55:20.880 We like to play 00:55:20.920 --> 00:55:22.820 But we don’t pray to God 00:55:22.860 --> 00:55:26.560 We worship the other guy now that He’s gone 00:55:26.600 --> 00:55:29.980 We set fires and jump all day 00:55:30.020 --> 00:55:32.410 It’s bedtime now, so what do we say? 00:55:32.730 --> 00:55:36.809 Hey - whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude! 00:55:37.370 --> 00:55:40.510 - [Phil] I was given permission by God to kill you. 00:55:40.550 --> 00:55:42.140 - [Slime] What-? Okay, tell you what- 00:55:42.180 --> 00:55:43.530 - [Phil] Juanaflippa, I’m sorry. 00:55:43.570 --> 00:55:44.840 (gunshots) 00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:46.600 - [Slime] Juanaflippa! Fucking take him down! 00:55:46.640 --> 00:55:48.750 Yeah, you bitch! Here’s the bridge! 00:55:48.790 --> 00:55:53.400 You fucked with Juanaflippa, so you got the glock 00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:54.960 Now it’s time to fuck 00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:56.360 You fucked up 00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:58.850 You fucked up, my dude 00:55:58.890 --> 00:56:01.280 You shouldn’t have given Flippa that ‘tude 00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:04.410 Yeah! Let’s go! 00:56:04.450 --> 00:56:07.600 Let’s go, Juanaflippa, you already know! 00:56:07.640 --> 00:56:11.679 (backing track stops) Fuck yes, Juanaflippa, that was beautiful. 00:56:12.420 --> 00:56:14.360 He had it coming, between you and me. 00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:16.010 Time to eat his avocado toast. 00:56:16.050 --> 00:56:17.960 He fucking would, wouldn’t he? 00:56:18.620 --> 00:56:20.770 Good job, Juanaflippa. 00:56:20.810 --> 00:56:22.468 All right, Juanaflippa. 00:56:22.510 --> 00:56:23.250 Take these. 00:56:23.290 --> 00:56:26.450 Put these items on, okay, Juanaflippa? 00:56:26.490 --> 00:56:28.683 Put that armor on. 00:56:29.510 --> 00:56:30.830 Yes, Juanaflippa! 00:56:30.870 --> 00:56:33.130 Juanaflippa, spew your seed! 00:56:33.170 --> 00:56:35.907 Take that armor, okay, Juanaflippa? 00:56:36.140 --> 00:56:36.990 All right, good job. 00:56:37.030 --> 00:56:38.982 Now put that on. 00:56:40.680 --> 00:56:43.480 (Slime laughs) 00:56:43.520 --> 00:56:46.710 - [Phil] Charlie! (Phil climbing a ladder) 00:56:46.980 --> 00:56:48.608 - [Slime] Uh-oh. 00:56:49.790 --> 00:56:51.320 (Phil opens a chest) 00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:53.030 - [Phil] Get out here! 00:56:53.070 --> 00:56:55.413 - [Slime] What's up, man? 00:56:55.660 --> 00:56:57.190 - [Phil] Why did you do it? 00:56:57.230 --> 00:56:58.650 - [Slime] Why did I do what? What are you even ta-? 00:56:58.690 --> 00:57:00.400 You're deranged. - [Phil] Why did you kill my egg? 00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:01.880 - [Slime] You're talking about God. 00:57:01.920 --> 00:57:03.620 God's not real! - [Phil] Also, why the fuck 00:57:03.660 --> 00:57:05.940 does your egg have a fucking gun? 00:57:05.980 --> 00:57:09.450 - [Slime] Why does my what have a gun? Are you hallucinating? 00:57:09.490 --> 00:57:10.840 - [Phil] Why does your egg have a fucking gun? 00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:13.221 - [Slime] Dude, you're on drugs. 00:57:13.660 --> 00:57:17.790 You're literally on drugs right now. You're talking like a crazy person. 00:57:17.830 --> 00:57:19.890 - [Phil] Give me my shit back. - [Slime] Yeah, fine, all right? 00:57:19.930 --> 00:57:21.820 Here's what you dropped, bro. 00:57:21.860 --> 00:57:23.410 - [Phil] No, give me my shit back. 00:57:23.450 --> 00:57:27.260 - [Slime] No, I'll fucking tell you what, buddy. Phil. 00:57:27.300 --> 00:57:29.473 Listen, we love each other, all right? 00:57:29.600 --> 00:57:31.790 That's Jaiden's stuff. You can't steal from her, all right? 00:57:31.830 --> 00:57:33.400 Are you a woman? No. - [Phil] I'm just getting a pickaxe. 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:34.812 - [Slime] You're not a woman. 00:57:34.950 --> 00:57:37.110 Are you a woman? You're a woman hater. 00:57:37.200 --> 00:57:38.210 Back off. 00:57:38.250 --> 00:57:39.710 - [Phil] Oh my God, my body's just fucking there. 00:57:39.750 --> 00:57:41.100 Jesus Christ. - [Slime] Back off. 00:57:41.140 --> 00:57:43.160 - [Phil] Charlie, give me my shit back! - [Slime] It's my body now! 00:57:43.200 --> 00:57:44.980 Phil, we gotta talk, all right? 00:57:45.020 --> 00:57:46.830 If you take another step forward, 00:57:46.870 --> 00:57:49.390 I'm gonna do it. 00:57:49.430 --> 00:57:51.460 So we have to talk. - [Phil] Mmm. 00:57:52.110 --> 00:57:54.300 - [Slime] Now, here's some avocado toast. 00:57:55.250 --> 00:57:55.760 - [Phil] Give me my stuff back, 00:57:56.100 --> 00:57:58.110 then we'll talk. - [Slime] That'll be $23. 00:57:58.150 --> 00:58:02.090 No, no, because you came into my house, all right? 00:58:02.130 --> 00:58:04.100 You came into my house and you- - [Phil] You murdered my son! 00:58:04.140 --> 00:58:06.270 - [Slime] You threatened my dau- I don't know who your son is! 00:58:06.310 --> 00:58:08.564 - [Phil] You murdered him! - [Slime] I've never even met your son! 00:58:08.950 --> 00:58:11.710 - [Phil] Shut up. I was visited by a god. 00:58:11.750 --> 00:58:15.025 A god told me that it was murd- 00:58:15.950 --> 00:58:17.240 - [Slime] Oh, that god? 00:58:17.280 --> 00:58:19.590 Oh, that god who's trying to smite you? 00:58:19.630 --> 00:58:21.900 - [Phil] A god told me my egg was murdered! 00:58:21.940 --> 00:58:23.980 - [Slime] Well, I'm sorry that happened to you! 00:58:24.020 --> 00:58:27.557 - [Phil] And you were the only person- - [Slime] Is there any other way I can help? 00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:30.640 Listen, I will give you your shit back 00:58:30.680 --> 00:58:35.834 if you promise not to hurt Juanaflippa, okay? 00:58:36.420 --> 00:58:38.420 I saw the way you were looking at her. 00:58:38.460 --> 00:58:40.700 She has nothing to do with this. 00:58:40.740 --> 00:58:44.160 We all just want what's best for our child. 00:58:44.200 --> 00:58:45.990 (Phil laughs) 00:58:46.030 --> 00:58:51.110 Now, there is an odd smattering of particles next to you 00:58:51.150 --> 00:58:53.680 in sort of a vague angelic shape, I did notice. 00:58:53.720 --> 00:58:56.421 That is a bit odd, I will admit. 00:58:56.470 --> 00:58:58.340 This is true. 00:58:58.380 --> 00:59:01.680 My boy Lil' J is clearly in the hood right now. 00:59:01.720 --> 00:59:04.968 (Slime drinks from a water bottle) 00:59:05.450 --> 00:59:06.840 But Phil? 00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:08.350 (Phil hiccups) 00:59:08.390 --> 00:59:09.850 - [Phil] "Lil' J?" 00:59:09.890 --> 00:59:11.230 (both laugh) 00:59:11.270 --> 00:59:12.210 - [Slime] Yeah, that's right. 00:59:12.250 --> 00:59:14.270 I'm on a fucking first name basis. 00:59:14.310 --> 00:59:17.010 We have nickies for each other. 00:59:17.050 --> 00:59:18.770 - [Phil] Can I get my shit before it despawns? 00:59:18.810 --> 00:59:20.870 Jesus Christ. - [Slime] No, you stay back. 00:59:20.910 --> 00:59:22.590 (lightning strikes close by) 00:59:22.630 --> 00:59:23.700 What the fuck's going on in there?! 00:59:23.740 --> 00:59:25.759 Juanaflippa, run! 00:59:25.890 --> 00:59:27.380 Dude, it won't desp- It's on your body. 00:59:27.420 --> 00:59:30.785 Agree you won't hurt Juanaflippa. 00:59:30.870 --> 00:59:33.000 - [Phil] I agree. - [Slime] Okay. All right. 00:59:33.040 --> 00:59:34.860 As God is literally my witness. - [Phil] But, like, 00:59:34.900 --> 00:59:36.960 your egg is burning, dude. - [Slime] Stop. 00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:39.040 Juanaflippa, get out of the fire. 00:59:39.080 --> 00:59:39.690 Okay. 00:59:39.730 --> 00:59:41.700 All right, you're good to go. 00:59:41.740 --> 00:59:44.240 I did take some of your shit. Hang on. 00:59:44.280 --> 00:59:46.370 Oh. - [Phil] Give me all my shit. 00:59:46.410 --> 00:59:48.860 - [Slime] Hang on, one sec. I gotta take care of this. 00:59:48.900 --> 00:59:50.680 I'll give you your shit. I promise. 00:59:50.720 --> 00:59:52.230 (Phil laughs) 00:59:52.270 --> 00:59:53.450 Okay. 00:59:53.490 --> 00:59:55.300 Here you go. Ow. 00:59:55.340 --> 00:59:57.064 Oh, wait. Hang on. 00:59:57.230 --> 00:59:59.372 Critical hunger. 01:00:00.630 --> 01:00:02.967 Okay. I have these bottles. 01:00:03.770 --> 01:00:04.300 (Phil laughs) 01:00:04.340 --> 01:00:06.930 Gonna sort of vaguely throw them in the vicinity 01:00:06.970 --> 01:00:08.570 if that is cool. 01:00:08.610 --> 01:00:11.450 And then I've got this boat 01:00:11.490 --> 01:00:13.610 and the toast. 01:00:13.650 --> 01:00:15.490 I'm gonna keep it. - [Phil] Feed your kid! 01:00:15.530 --> 01:00:18.400 Your child is literally dying of hun- 01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:23.409 Feed your child. - [Slime] Flippa, eat your avocado toast. 01:00:26.170 --> 01:00:26.940 Okay, now, I don't- 01:00:26.980 --> 01:00:29.450 What is this picture that I have here? Hang on. 01:00:29.490 --> 01:00:30.110 I don't know what that is. 01:00:30.150 --> 01:00:33.170 - [Phil] That's me and Fit. - [Slime] That's staying here. 01:00:33.210 --> 01:00:34.550 - [Phil] No, you cannot take that. 01:00:34.590 --> 01:00:38.450 - [Slime] That's a memory from a new family friend of ours, 01:00:38.490 --> 01:00:41.440 Philza, okay, who would never harm our daughter. 01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:43.530 Why are you still hungry? That was 12 avocado toast. 01:00:43.570 --> 01:00:45.570 I know it's not very filling, but come on, Flippa. 01:00:45.610 --> 01:00:46.934 Okay. 01:00:48.180 --> 01:00:50.110 - [Phil] Avocado toast is so good, actually. 01:00:50.150 --> 01:00:52.000 You know Ranboo's never had it? 01:00:52.040 --> 01:00:54.584 - [Slime] Really? - [Phil] Yeah. 01:00:55.410 --> 01:00:56.950 - [Slime] That's kind of sad, man. 01:00:56.990 --> 01:00:58.650 - [Phil] Thank you for my photo. 01:00:58.690 --> 01:00:59.810 - [Slime] Hey, no, you take that photo back. 01:00:59.850 --> 01:01:01.720 Instead, I want you to frame this photo 01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:04.650 of my wife and our daughter. 01:01:04.690 --> 01:01:05.870 (Phil laughs) 01:01:05.910 --> 01:01:08.610 Okay? I want you to frame that instead, 01:01:08.650 --> 01:01:12.249 so that you remember the oath that we made here. 01:01:13.120 --> 01:01:16.520 Okay? We've both had some divine visits today, 01:01:16.560 --> 01:01:17.970 keeping things vague, 01:01:18.010 --> 01:01:20.890 and I just think that it would be best 01:01:20.930 --> 01:01:23.430 if we forgot about this whole crazy incident 01:01:23.470 --> 01:01:26.380 and we also forgot about the fact that Ranboo has never had avocado toast, 01:01:26.420 --> 01:01:28.650 because I really don't know. - [Phil] Yeah, that's kinda weird, right? 01:01:28.690 --> 01:01:30.783 - [Slime] Yeah, it is sort of weird. 01:01:32.370 --> 01:01:33.580 - [Phil] Oh man. 01:01:33.620 --> 01:01:35.400 - [Slime] Wait, Ranboo's actually in chat. 01:01:35.440 --> 01:01:37.030 He just said "what?" 01:01:37.070 --> 01:01:37.890 Why are you in Jua-? 01:01:37.930 --> 01:01:38.990 Oh, okay. You can put this. 01:01:39.030 --> 01:01:41.180 - [Phil] I'm putting extra stuff that isn't mine. 01:01:41.220 --> 01:01:43.200 - [Slime] It's very nice of you. 01:01:43.240 --> 01:01:44.810 - [Phil] "Standing torch." Don't know what that is. 01:01:44.850 --> 01:01:47.687 - [Slime] Ranboo, is that true that you've never had avocado toast? 01:01:49.900 --> 01:01:52.200 It's two ingredients, dude. 01:01:52.240 --> 01:01:56.052 You could literally RNG your way into it on accident. 01:01:57.250 --> 01:02:00.964 You don't get why it's being brought up? So you don't deny it. 01:02:02.250 --> 01:02:04.735 Ranboo, it's 2023. 01:02:04.860 --> 01:02:09.600 You're going to lose your lean figure if you don't eat avocado toast. 01:02:12.460 --> 01:02:15.830 It's not relevant? Well, it feels pretty relevant now. 01:02:16.080 --> 01:02:19.434 - [Phil] Just gonna let you have this conversation. 01:02:20.450 --> 01:02:21.930 - [Slime] Yeah, that's sort of- 01:02:21.970 --> 01:02:24.510 sort of intrusive of you, man, to- - [Phil] Put that up. 01:02:24.550 --> 01:02:25.890 - [Slime] Thank you. 01:02:25.930 --> 01:02:28.010 - [Phil] There you go. - [Slime] Hey, take it easy. 01:02:28.050 --> 01:02:30.442 We're all good now. 01:02:30.630 --> 01:02:33.170 - [Phil] Yeah, I guess. - [Slime] I appreciate it. 01:02:33.210 --> 01:02:36.075 - [Phil] I guess we're fine. - [Slime] All right. 01:02:36.570 --> 01:02:38.540 Take it easy, man. 01:02:38.580 --> 01:02:42.833 Sorry that God said some shit to you or whatever. 01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:45.850 Hey, if he shows up, 01:02:45.890 --> 01:02:48.851 let Lil' J know I said hi, okay? 01:02:50.010 --> 01:02:51.959 - [Phil] Bruh. 01:02:51.999 --> 01:02:52.900 - [Slime] All right. 01:02:52.940 --> 01:02:54.270 Flippa, I'm sorry about that. 01:02:54.310 --> 01:02:58.790 That's the deranged elderly man that lives upstairs. 01:02:58.980 --> 01:03:00.180 - [Phil] I'm not deranged! (Slime laughs) 01:03:00.220 --> 01:03:01.320 And I'm not elderly! 01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:03.060 - [Slime] Shit, I thought he was gone. 01:03:03.100 --> 01:03:04.540 - [Phil] I literally can still hear you! You live in my basement! 01:03:04.580 --> 01:03:06.220 (rap backing track starts) 01:03:06.260 --> 01:03:10.200 - [Slime] All right, Juanaflippa. It's back to bedtime, Juanaflippa. 01:03:10.240 --> 01:03:12.120 Yeah! Yeah! - [Phil] You live in my fucking basement! 01:03:12.160 --> 01:03:14.430 Remember that! - [Slime] Set the roof on fire! 01:03:14.470 --> 01:03:15.800 Shut up, dude! 01:03:16.140 --> 01:03:28.740 Yeah, we never get a noise complaint! (x4) 01:03:28.780 --> 01:03:30.300 There's an old man 01:03:30.340 --> 01:03:31.860 He lives upstairs 01:03:31.900 --> 01:03:33.410 He says crazy things 01:03:33.450 --> 01:03:35.590 He gets weird stares 01:03:35.630 --> 01:03:38.782 He is clearly deranged 01:03:42.200 --> 01:03:44.750 He's an insane guy 01:03:44.790 --> 01:03:49.040 He forgets to wear clothes, I don't know why 01:03:49.080 --> 01:03:51.690 He's fucking nuts 01:03:51.730 --> 01:03:53.610 He walks around with his butt out 01:03:53.650 --> 01:03:56.310 He wears no clothes and he walks around 01:03:56.350 --> 01:04:00.311 He talks about how he saw God making sounds 01:04:03.260 --> 01:04:06.710 Generally uncomfortable to be around 01:04:07.970 --> 01:04:10.644 His mental health's on decline 01:04:16.020 --> 01:04:19.572 (laughs) Dude, he's gonna die! 01:04:20.040 --> 01:04:22.521 All right, Juanaflippa, take it away. 01:04:22.740 --> 01:04:25.956 Take it away on the bridge, Juanaflippa. Pop off. 01:04:26.250 --> 01:04:27.580 Yeah. 01:04:29.770 --> 01:04:32.336 H-h-huevo! 01:04:33.010 --> 01:04:35.680 Yeah, got the toast 01:04:36.020 --> 01:04:38.636 Juanaflippa coming in with the roast 01:04:38.676 --> 01:04:41.810 Saw the devil, or was it a ghost? 01:04:42.160 --> 01:04:43.506 Got the Glock 01:04:43.590 --> 01:04:45.191 You're toast 01:04:46.580 --> 01:04:48.275 I got an egg 01:04:49.770 --> 01:04:51.404 She's got legs 01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:54.520 It's time for bed 01:04:54.560 --> 01:04:58.162 That not me B-b-but that's what I said 01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:01.322 Yeah. 01:05:01.430 --> 01:05:03.940 Now it's time. Ad-libs. 01:05:03.980 --> 01:05:06.221 It's ad-lib time. 01:05:07.050 --> 01:05:13.025 (Slime scatting) 01:05:13.530 --> 01:05:15.390 (Slime scatting) Huevo, huevo 01:05:15.430 --> 01:05:18.407 (Slime scatting) Huevo nuevo 01:05:18.570 --> 01:05:21.150 (Slime scatting) Gun! 01:05:22.720 --> 01:05:24.520 I meant to stop it, but it actually just restarted. 01:05:24.560 --> 01:05:25.700 Okay. 01:05:25.740 --> 01:05:30.167 All right, I hope that's calmed you down for bed. 01:05:30.690 --> 01:05:31.840 I love you, Juanaflippa. 01:05:31.880 --> 01:05:34.490 Can I tuck you in, if that's okay? 01:05:34.530 --> 01:05:37.183 Oh, thank you for the avocado toast. 01:05:37.560 --> 01:05:40.100 This stuff is usually, like, $18, 01:05:40.140 --> 01:05:41.700 so that really means a lot. 01:05:41.740 --> 01:05:44.093 And Juanaflippa, I want you to know 01:05:45.550 --> 01:05:47.629 that... 01:05:47.810 --> 01:05:50.260 Oh shit, I accidentally gave Phil my backpack. 01:05:54.690 --> 01:05:55.450 Oh fuck. 01:05:55.490 --> 01:05:55.960 All right. 01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:58.046 Juanaflippa, I'll be right back. 01:06:00.070 --> 01:06:02.470 You go to bed. Juanaflippa, it's bedtime, okay? 01:06:03.180 --> 01:06:05.018 Just tuck in, okay? 01:06:06.090 --> 01:06:08.829 Oh, this is gonna be super awkward. 01:06:14.010 --> 01:06:15.794 Hey, Phil? 01:06:16.660 --> 01:06:17.720 - [Phil] Yeah? 01:06:19.100 --> 01:06:20.220 - [Slime] This is kind of awkward, man, 01:06:20.260 --> 01:06:23.534 but I think I accidentally gave you my backpack. 01:06:24.420 --> 01:06:26.030 - [Phil] Oh, this thing? - [Slime] Yeah. 01:06:26.070 --> 01:06:28.310 I was just wondering if you could, like, 01:06:28.350 --> 01:06:32.081 drop it off sometime that you've got some spare time 01:06:32.540 --> 01:06:37.717 because I sort of think I accidentally gave that to you and, uh... 01:06:38.050 --> 01:06:39.680 All right, I can see you have it on now 01:06:39.720 --> 01:06:43.174 and it's just, it's got some important stuff in there. 01:06:44.970 --> 01:06:49.830 (both laugh) 01:06:49.870 --> 01:06:52.780 - [Phil] I was like, "How long is it gonna take for him to realize 01:06:55.910 --> 01:06:58.705 that I have all of his stuff?" 01:06:58.890 --> 01:07:00.760 - [Slime] Hey, listen, I was singing a bedtime song 01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:03.900 to my fucking daughter, okay? I was being present. 01:07:03.940 --> 01:07:06.300 - [Phil] Yeah. - [Slime] Listen, you can keep- 01:07:06.340 --> 01:07:08.567 Hey, come back. 01:07:08.850 --> 01:07:10.200 If you want- 01:07:10.240 --> 01:07:11.890 I don't even remember what's in there, to be honest, 01:07:11.930 --> 01:07:16.033 I don't think I've had an inventory system this entire time, but 01:07:17.150 --> 01:07:18.490 you can have it all if you just give me back 01:07:18.530 --> 01:07:19.730 that flower in there, okay? 01:07:19.770 --> 01:07:22.834 There's a flower in there that Flippa gave to me. 01:07:23.290 --> 01:07:25.730 - [Phil] Oh, okay. - [Slime] Okay. 01:07:25.770 --> 01:07:27.470 - [Phil] I mean, I could just give you, like- 01:07:27.510 --> 01:07:28.430 There's a lot of stuff in here, Charlie. 01:07:28.470 --> 01:07:30.200 I could just give you the backpack back. It's fine. 01:07:30.240 --> 01:07:31.320 - [Slime] Oh. - [Phil] There's, like, sentimental stuff. 01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:33.320 There's the ticket that you used to get her. 01:07:33.360 --> 01:07:34.890 - [Slime] Yeah, that is pretty sentimental, 01:07:34.930 --> 01:07:36.260 but I mean, if you really want- 01:07:36.300 --> 01:07:38.420 Yeah, if you really insist on keeping it, you monster, 01:07:38.460 --> 01:07:40.290 then I guess. 01:07:41.230 --> 01:07:42.730 (Phil laughs) 01:07:42.770 --> 01:07:44.580 Jesus. I mean... 01:07:44.620 --> 01:07:46.620 - [Phil] No, I could never do that. - [Slime] It'd be pretty heartless. 01:07:46.660 --> 01:07:47.510 - [Phil] I could never do that to a fellow parent. 01:07:47.550 --> 01:07:49.760 - [Slime] Pretty heartless, but yeah, if you're really insisting. 01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:52.040 If that's what it's gonna take. 01:07:52.080 --> 01:07:55.781 - [Phil] I would never do that to a fellow parent. 01:07:56.630 --> 01:07:57.980 Okay. Thank you. 01:07:58.020 --> 01:08:00.230 - [Phil] Go fetch. - [Slime] Oh, there it goes. 01:08:00.270 --> 01:08:04.094 - [Phil] Go fetch. - [Slime] It's just blended in with the grass. 01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:05.330 Welp. 01:08:05.370 --> 01:08:07.540 - [Phil] You stole my paraglider, by the way. 01:08:07.580 --> 01:08:08.710 - [Slime] What? No I didn't. 01:08:08.750 --> 01:08:10.070 See ya. 01:08:10.110 --> 01:08:12.867 (both laugh) 01:08:14.740 --> 01:08:16.849 Thank you, Phil! 01:08:16.920 --> 01:08:19.862 - [Phil] You're welcome! - [Slime] Love you! 01:08:21.910 --> 01:08:24.408 Love you! 01:08:24.810 --> 01:08:27.522 Say it back, Phil! 01:08:29.650 --> 01:08:31.396 Okay. 01:08:35.360 --> 01:08:37.114 Well, 01:08:37.910 --> 01:08:40.967 we're gonna need to figure out how to make bullets. 01:08:47.350 --> 01:08:49.910 No, he made an oath. He made an oath not to go for Flippa. 01:08:49.950 --> 01:08:51.700 He made a fucking oath. 01:08:51.740 --> 01:08:53.630 He wouldn't. He would not do that. 01:08:53.670 --> 01:08:55.992 I know Phil. He wouldn't do that. 01:08:58.630 --> 01:09:00.447 He made an oath! 01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:15.734 No, he wouldn't. 01:09:22.880 --> 01:09:24.491 Aww. 01:09:24.680 --> 01:09:25.760 Sleeping tight. 01:09:25.800 --> 01:09:28.428 Let me put the picture back up here. 01:09:29.220 --> 01:09:30.200 Oh, good morning, Fli- 01:09:30.240 --> 01:09:34.832 It's too late, Flippa. It's not morning time yet. 01:09:36.630 --> 01:09:39.279 Can I take a picture of 01:09:39.440 --> 01:09:43.172 baby's first semi-automatic weapon? 01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:44.810 I think I gotta- one second. 01:09:44.850 --> 01:09:46.040 Let me get photos real quick. 01:09:46.564 --> 01:09:48.740 I have to make paper, I think. 01:09:49.080 --> 01:09:51.242 I don't know if I have any. 01:09:55.350 --> 01:09:55.880 Hang on. 01:09:56.090 --> 01:09:57.360 I'm just gonna make some paper real quick, Flippa. 01:09:57.400 --> 01:09:59.066 I'll be right back. 01:10:04.220 --> 01:10:06.226 Baby's first toy. 01:10:07.690 --> 01:10:09.388 Do you have any paper, Flippa? 01:10:15.090 --> 01:10:17.150 Okay, I'm just gonna go look for sugar cane. 01:10:17.190 --> 01:10:18.650 I shouldn't be too long. 01:10:18.690 --> 01:10:21.781 Don't get into too much trouble while I'm gone, okay? 01:10:22.040 --> 01:10:24.590 I just want to take a picture of you with your first toy. 01:10:24.930 --> 01:10:26.380 Okay. 01:10:26.420 --> 01:10:28.345 Let's see. This way. 01:10:42.200 --> 01:10:44.190 She's so wholesome. 01:10:45.890 --> 01:10:47.610 I'm proud of her. 01:10:56.910 --> 01:10:58.280 Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. 01:10:58.320 --> 01:11:00.009 (Slime screams) 01:11:00.540 --> 01:11:01.870 Phil! 01:11:01.910 --> 01:11:04.150 Wait, what am I saying? He wouldn't be able to help with this. 01:11:04.190 --> 01:11:05.929 Someone else! 01:11:06.850 --> 01:11:09.092 Someone else that isn't Phil! 01:11:20.420 --> 01:11:23.331 Sugarcane? Is there any sugarcane? 01:11:23.520 --> 01:11:25.503 There we go. 01:11:27.610 --> 01:11:30.871 Dude, I've never been jumpscared more 01:11:31.300 --> 01:11:34.840 than when Phil fucking logged on as we were bridging up to his house today. 01:11:34.880 --> 01:11:38.291 That was probably the scariest experience of my entire life. 01:11:51.040 --> 01:11:54.445 And I can't tell anyone that I saw Satan. 01:11:55.970 --> 01:11:57.060 Just plant some of it? 01:11:57.100 --> 01:11:59.613 That's a really good idea. Hang on. 01:12:03.530 --> 01:12:07.030 I need to embrace sustainable living. 01:12:13.170 --> 01:12:14.725 Whee! 01:12:16.080 --> 01:12:18.077 Oh, a bunch of people are on now. 01:12:30.280 --> 01:12:34.326 (Slime laughs) "Just a cringefail dad 01:12:35.250 --> 01:12:38.270 and his cringefail wife." 01:12:44.020 --> 01:12:46.190 QSMP called me a murderer? That's cr- 01:12:46.480 --> 01:12:48.843 Satan made me fucking do it, dude. 01:12:49.280 --> 01:12:51.465 I mean, what? Who's Satan? 01:12:51.780 --> 01:12:53.830 It's okay. I just can't let anyone ever hear me- 01:12:53.870 --> 01:12:56.445 God. Okay. 01:13:00.570 --> 01:13:02.579 It's okay. I'm muted. 01:13:19.300 --> 01:13:21.107 Mmm! 01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:24.012 Rotten flesh. 01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:29.267 Hrrm. 01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:35.205 Hrrm. (trader mumbles) 01:13:35.970 --> 01:13:39.795 HrrRRRRrrrhm. 01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:44.520 - [Spreen] [Are you on drugs?] - [Slime] Hello, hello! 01:13:44.560 --> 01:13:46.600 You can hear me. 01:13:47.250 --> 01:13:50.070 - [Spreen] Sí, sí. - [Slime] How are you? 01:13:50.110 --> 01:13:52.703 - [Spreen] [Are you on drugs?] 01:13:52.920 --> 01:13:53.920 - [Slime] I'm high? 01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:56.522 I can get higher. Check this out. 01:13:56.950 --> 01:13:58.814 Whoo! - [Spreen] No, no. 01:13:59.010 --> 01:14:01.961 (slowly) [Are you on drugs?] 01:14:02.340 --> 01:14:04.820 - [Slime] The only drug I have is this. 01:14:04.860 --> 01:14:07.619 Whoo! - [Spreen] Ah, okay. 01:14:08.190 --> 01:14:10.320 Nice. - [Slime] The blood rushes to my head 01:14:10.360 --> 01:14:12.584 very, very fast. 01:14:13.740 --> 01:14:15.527 (trader mumbles) 01:14:17.340 --> 01:14:21.780 - [Spreen] [Can't you die that way?] - [Slime] Estoy mucho drogado. 01:14:21.820 --> 01:14:26.180 Siempre drogado. Masivo drogado. 01:14:26.220 --> 01:14:29.805 - [Spreen] [Oh, you're high all the time? You live high?] 01:14:31.880 --> 01:14:34.895 - [Slime] Sí. Es real. 01:14:36.010 --> 01:14:38.010 Y siempre backflipo. 01:14:38.050 --> 01:14:39.890 Whoa! 01:14:39.930 --> 01:14:42.309 Hola, Maximus! (Maximus' audio stutters) 01:14:42.510 --> 01:14:43.450 (Slime laughs) 01:14:43.490 --> 01:14:46.161 - [Spreen] Eh? - [Slime] Couldn't have said it better myself. 01:14:46.480 --> 01:14:49.691 - [Spreen] What the fuck? Desapareció. - [Slime] That was really crazy. 01:14:52.360 --> 01:14:55.225 I think we're both on drugs. 01:14:57.350 --> 01:14:59.614 - [Spreen] [I think something weird is happ-] 01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:05.581 - [Slime] Holy fuck. 01:15:07.260 --> 01:15:09.879 These drogados are crazy. 01:15:10.490 --> 01:15:14.858 Estoy drogado as hell right now. 01:15:20.110 --> 01:15:22.956 No es real. Es drogado. 01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:30.241 All right. 01:15:32.300 --> 01:15:34.610 We have to take a picture fast. The Spanish speakers are despawning. 01:15:34.650 --> 01:15:36.674 Ah, fuck. 01:15:36.770 --> 01:15:39.152 Juanaflippa. 01:15:40.400 --> 01:15:43.320 That's okay. We'll take a picture when she gets back. 01:15:43.360 --> 01:15:45.702 We'll just put this in here for now. 01:15:45.830 --> 01:15:47.160 All right. 01:15:47.200 --> 01:15:48.730 I'm gonna go. 01:15:48.770 --> 01:15:49.890 You have a good night, Juanaflippa. 01:15:49.930 --> 01:15:52.873 I assume you're just hiding there under the bed somewhere. 01:15:54.460 --> 01:15:55.860 Juanaflippa! 01:15:55.900 --> 01:15:56.670 Hang on. 01:15:56.710 --> 01:16:00.113 Let me get the camera. 01:16:00.570 --> 01:16:02.527 Juanaflippa. 01:16:04.530 --> 01:16:06.070 Okay, are you ready? 01:16:06.110 --> 01:16:07.930 We're gonna do a picture of you, okay? 01:16:07.970 --> 01:16:09.843 Baby's first toy. 01:16:11.950 --> 01:16:14.160 Yes! 01:16:14.200 --> 01:16:17.440 Oh, you're looking yoked, Juanaflippa. 01:16:17.480 --> 01:16:19.910 Okay, stand wherever you want the picture to be. Is it-? 01:16:19.950 --> 01:16:22.051 In the fire is pretty good. 01:16:23.220 --> 01:16:24.881 Oh, that's good. 01:16:26.070 --> 01:16:26.550 Okay. 01:16:26.590 --> 01:16:29.941 You want to move forward just a little and then look up towards the camera? 01:16:34.600 --> 01:16:36.885 That's perfect. (camera clicks) 01:16:37.800 --> 01:16:41.059 Oh, Juanaflippa, that came out great! Look at this! 01:16:43.100 --> 01:16:46.044 I'm gonna put this camera in here so we don't lose it, okay? 01:16:47.080 --> 01:16:49.235 Actually, I'll put it in the item frame. 01:16:49.760 --> 01:16:51.228 There we go. 01:16:51.700 --> 01:16:53.950 We're putting that right up on the wall. 01:16:53.990 --> 01:16:55.530 That's going right up there. 01:16:55.570 --> 01:16:56.340 Baby's first toy. 01:16:56.380 --> 01:16:58.921 I'm so proud of you, Juanaflippa. 01:17:02.260 --> 01:17:03.480 Do you like the color of your bed 01:17:03.520 --> 01:17:06.074 or do you want to change it to something more you? 01:17:07.550 --> 01:17:09.334 Before you go to bed. 01:17:11.860 --> 01:17:13.523 You want to change it? 01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:16.490 Yeah? Okay, okay. 01:17:16.530 --> 01:17:17.567 Let's see. 01:17:18.340 --> 01:17:20.150 What color is Juanaflippa? 01:17:20.190 --> 01:17:23.441 What color do you want? 01:17:26.420 --> 01:17:29.965 Okay, jump one time for red. 01:17:31.460 --> 01:17:34.537 Jump one time for orange. 01:17:35.360 --> 01:17:38.033 Jump one time for yellow. 01:17:38.220 --> 01:17:40.780 Jump one time for green? 01:17:40.820 --> 01:17:43.725 Jump one time for blue. 01:17:43.820 --> 01:17:46.810 Blue! Oh, yay! 01:17:46.850 --> 01:17:48.120 Juanaflippa, I was really hoping you'd say that 01:17:48.160 --> 01:17:50.820 because we're kind of working a budget and that's really the only dye I had, 01:17:50.860 --> 01:17:53.770 so you just made your papa very happy. 01:17:53.810 --> 01:17:55.440 All right, here we go. 01:17:55.480 --> 01:17:57.840 Let's make you a blue... 01:18:00.170 --> 01:18:01.230 Juanaflippa, how do you-? 01:18:01.270 --> 01:18:03.032 How do you make a-? 01:18:03.520 --> 01:18:05.290 (Slime laughs) 01:18:05.330 --> 01:18:08.442 All right, you sleep here. I gotta do some math. 01:18:15.070 --> 01:18:17.747 Oh, I gotta- oh, shit. 01:18:20.400 --> 01:18:22.450 Juanaflippa, can you tell I have the most hours on 1.8? 01:18:22.490 --> 01:18:24.368 Okay, hang on. 01:18:25.740 --> 01:18:27.890 There it is. 01:18:28.140 --> 01:18:30.307 There you go, Juanaflippa. 01:18:30.910 --> 01:18:32.640 You deserve to... you know. 01:18:32.680 --> 01:18:35.610 Juanaflippa sleeps cold, so we like to set the room on fire. 01:18:35.650 --> 01:18:36.930 There you go! 01:18:38.220 --> 01:18:41.669 Yay! There's your new bed! 01:18:45.080 --> 01:18:47.910 All right, and remember, backflips on the bed 01:18:47.950 --> 01:18:50.760 are always allowed! 01:18:50.800 --> 01:18:53.360 Yeah! 01:18:53.400 --> 01:18:56.810 Oh, Juanaflippa, you keep it tight. 01:18:58.330 --> 01:19:00.280 I'm gonna do this. 01:19:03.710 --> 01:19:05.520 Yes. 01:19:05.560 --> 01:19:06.520 Okay, hang on. 01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:09.945 I gotta pop out a new move for you, Juanaflippa. 01:19:13.010 --> 01:19:14.410 Sit, sit, shy, nervous, 01:19:14.450 --> 01:19:20.474 selfie, Roblox potion dance, point, penguin, Orange Justice... 01:19:24.570 --> 01:19:26.486 Item look. 01:19:27.820 --> 01:19:29.490 Okay, none of these are as cool as backflip, 01:19:29.530 --> 01:19:30.450 I'm not gonna lie. 01:19:30.490 --> 01:19:32.010 All right, Juanaflippa. 01:19:32.050 --> 01:19:33.450 Oh, hang on, there's a twerk, Juanaflippa. 01:19:33.490 --> 01:19:35.841 Hang on, one sec. There's a twerk? 01:19:37.320 --> 01:19:39.970 Oh shit. Juanaflippa, don't look at this. 01:19:40.010 --> 01:19:41.480 Juanaflippa, you don't want to see this. 01:19:41.520 --> 01:19:42.480 You don't want to see this. 01:19:42.520 --> 01:19:43.560 I don't know how to stop. 01:19:43.600 --> 01:19:44.480 Juanaflippa, I'm stuck. 01:19:44.520 --> 01:19:46.690 I'm stuck in the animation. It has to fully play. 01:19:46.730 --> 01:19:48.750 All right, please go to bed 01:19:48.790 --> 01:19:51.763 and when your brain filters things, remove that. 01:19:52.010 --> 01:19:53.960 That goes in the short-term memory, not the long term. 01:19:54.000 --> 01:19:57.187 All right. Good night, Juanaflippa! I love you! 01:19:57.530 --> 01:19:59.429 Stay yoked! 01:20:00.960 --> 01:20:02.237 Wow. 01:20:03.940 --> 01:20:05.745 All right. 01:20:05.930 --> 01:20:07.780 I guess that's it. 01:20:07.820 --> 01:20:09.971 We've done a good job. 01:20:10.340 --> 01:20:13.480 We fed Juanaflippa her first bread, 01:20:13.523 --> 01:20:15.616 took her on an adventure 01:20:17.830 --> 01:20:20.850 courtesy of Satan from Hell, 01:20:20.890 --> 01:20:22.975 taught her how to hunt, 01:20:24.770 --> 01:20:29.687 and sang her a rap about the geriatric old man upstairs. 01:20:30.400 --> 01:20:32.800 Beautiful. All right. 01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:38.403 I think that's just about all you can ask for. 01:20:39.470 --> 01:20:41.020 I'm a great parent. 01:20:41.060 --> 01:20:43.507 And no one can argue with that. 01:20:43.570 --> 01:20:45.180 Thank you guys so much for watching. 01:20:45.220 --> 01:20:48.275 This is the wrong scene. 01:20:50.550 --> 01:20:53.040 (laughs) 01:20:53.080 --> 01:20:54.850 I don't know- I misclicked! 01:20:54.890 --> 01:20:56.930 Thank you guys so much for watching, 01:20:56.970 --> 01:20:59.880 and make sure to turn notifications on 01:20:59.920 --> 01:21:01.580 so you don't miss the next stream. 01:21:01.620 --> 01:21:05.890 I'm happy to say that my deal with Satan has had no long-term effects 01:21:05.930 --> 01:21:09.890 on my mental or physical status. 01:21:09.930 --> 01:21:13.225 Thank you all so much. Let's find someone to raid. 01:21:14.720 --> 01:21:17.243 (laughs) 01:21:17.670 --> 01:21:19.900 Who should we raid, chat? 01:21:19.940 --> 01:21:24.071 Chat, who should we raid? 01:21:26.130 --> 01:21:30.471 Can we raid Phil? Maybe that'll make him love me more. 01:21:31.450 --> 01:21:34.465 Let's raid Phil. Hang on. 01:21:35.200 --> 01:21:37.150 Is Phil even live? 01:21:37.190 --> 01:21:39.885 Phil isn't live. Okay, hang on. 01:21:40.580 --> 01:21:43.558 Is Max-? Okay, Maximus is live? 01:21:44.740 --> 01:21:48.439 I'm so pissed that my wife didn't take care of our son. 01:21:54.080 --> 01:21:56.574 What is Maximus' Twitch? 01:22:02.760 --> 01:22:04.690 AgenteMaximus? 01:22:04.730 --> 01:22:07.250 AgenteMaxo? AgenteMaxo. 01:22:07.290 --> 01:22:09.660 All right, let's do that. 01:22:09.970 --> 01:22:12.740 Thank you guys so much. 01:22:12.780 --> 01:22:15.217 All right, let's raid there. 01:22:15.590 --> 01:22:17.880 Thank you all so much 01:22:17.920 --> 01:22:20.180 for coming to watch. I really appreciate it. 01:22:20.220 --> 01:22:22.470 And all the first time chatters, thank you so much for showing up. 01:22:22.510 --> 01:22:24.050 I hope you enjoyed the stream. 01:22:24.090 --> 01:22:26.692 I hope everyone has a wonderful rest of their night. 01:22:27.250 --> 01:22:29.860 And if Satan comes to you in a dream, take the deal, 01:22:29.900 --> 01:22:33.390 because he'll give your kid a gun, and that's freaking based. 01:22:33.430 --> 01:22:34.320 (laughs) 01:22:34.360 --> 01:22:37.975 I will slime you later.