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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.32,0:00:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something has gone terribly,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.00,0:00:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,terribly,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.78,0:00:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,terribly wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.38,0:00:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My friends, mi amigos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.41,0:00:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is, cómo se dice,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fucking problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.11,0:00:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think? \NI just want to ask you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.87,0:00:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think the problem is?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.07,0:00:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think the problem is?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.54,0:00:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a problem with my Minecraft \Ndaughter, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.22,0:00:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead. \NGuess.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.21,0:00:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess what the problem is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.21,0:00:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It died."\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.90,0:00:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, the problem is actually the opposite,\Nweirdly enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.89,0:00:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, what would be the opposite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.18,0:00:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of if I had a dead kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.73,0:00:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the opposite of the problem there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.75,0:00:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.64,0:00:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the opposite?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.32,0:00:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hatched.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.42,0:00:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it might as well have,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.21,0:01:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'll tell you\Nwhat the fucking problem is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.21,0:01:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I log onto this server today, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.85,0:01:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I log onto this fucking server.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.19,0:01:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime sighs aggravatedly)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.72,0:01:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, can you guys hear? \NIs the sound working?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.27,0:01:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think the sound's working.\NOne sec.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.35,0:01:26.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you can hear it now? \NGreat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.83,0:01:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, great, great.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.44,0:01:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I log on to the server
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.33,0:01:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where my daughter, Juanaflippa, lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.93,0:01:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And do you know what I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.92,0:01:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say, "Well, I wasn't on yesterday,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.52,0:01:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but here's what I'll do,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.12,0:01:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is I'll check the tasks to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.82,0:01:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll check the task to see\Nwhat Juanaflippa needs done today."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.96,0:01:56.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I check the tasks,\Nbecause I haven't seen Mariana live today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.11,0:02:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I check the tasks,\Nand I checked these yesterday night too,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.76,0:02:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they're all done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.79,0:02:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're all done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.71,0:02:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except I go to Twitch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.21,0:02:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I look up ElMariana
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.58,0:02:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's streamed,\Nbut he hasn't streamed Minecraft.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.58,0:02:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hasn't streamed Minecraft.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.52,0:02:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has not been on the QSMP.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.34,0:02:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which begs the question:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.34,0:02:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who the fuck is taking care of our child?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.91,0:02:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is taking care of her?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.03,0:02:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who?\NBecause it hasn't been me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.95,0:02:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hasn't been me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.00,0:02:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you that fucking much.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.67,0:02:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.26,0:02:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I woke up in this closet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.71,0:02:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, might as well\Nbe like my fucking house-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.33,0:02:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My fucking house is on fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.75,0:03:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus fucking Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.75,0:03:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ.\NWhat is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.42,0:03:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long have I been gone?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.16,0:03:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.33,0:03:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.39,0:03:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.18,0:03:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A fucking tree grew into my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.89,0:03:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gone so long\Nmy house caught on fire
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.84,0:03:31.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a tree grew into it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.74,0:03:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I was just gone\Nfor two days.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.49,0:03:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's been-?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.14,0:03:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's-?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.15,0:03:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I installed this little fake hidden bookcase
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.44,0:03:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that no one could reach Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.51,0:03:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Charlie screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.42,0:03:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.59,0:04:01.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, who the fuck\Nhas been taking care of you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.44,0:04:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says all of your tasks are done.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.58,0:04:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did someone do all these things?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.53,0:04:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or did someone just come in here\Nand tick the box?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.11,0:04:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does that say?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.37,0:04:15.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feed?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.22,0:04:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.29,0:04:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, spin if someone has fed you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.95,0:04:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one's fed you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.28,0:04:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa,\Nif someone's fed you, do a flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.36,0:04:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one's fucking-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.38,0:04:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.76,0:04:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God, I locked her up\Nup and no one could-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.55,0:04:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are just green. \NNo one's-?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.61,0:04:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, are you telling me\Nthat no one's taken care of you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.27,0:04:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for, like, two days?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.65,0:04:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Juana!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.34,0:04:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.78,0:04:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, fuck, \Noh, shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.53,0:04:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.70,0:05:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Juanaflippa,\Nwe're gonna make it out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.24,0:05:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, the first thing we gotta do\Nis we gotta feed you a new food.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.56,0:05:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.50,0:05:07.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.75,0:05:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a hot meal to start you off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.42,0:05:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a hot meal,\NJuanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.89,0:05:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck!\NJesus Christ!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.05,0:05:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa,\Nwhat are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.24,0:05:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.73,0:05:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're upset,\Nbut now's not the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.27,0:05:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, \NI've gotta have some food in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.62,0:05:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there's got to be something.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.34,0:05:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's got to be something\Nwe can eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.34,0:05:38.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa,\Ndo you want an egg?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.35,0:05:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.44,0:05:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop committing arson.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.19,0:05:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shouldn't have given you those fires.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.32,0:05:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang onto that just in case.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.21,0:05:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.30,0:05:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that's deserved.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.85,0:05:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juannaflippa, we gotta get you some food.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.24,0:05:54.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.20,0:05:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.41,0:06:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It said the tasks were done,\NJuanaflippa, they were green!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.07,0:06:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came in and checked in on you last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.47,0:06:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you were in bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.65,0:06:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've gotta have some food in here, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.19,0:06:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got some-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.91,0:06:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, you want some flint?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.24,0:06:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, like, a dead bush?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.40,0:06:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, like, a...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.36,0:06:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know your diet's not the same as mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.93,0:06:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got some rabbit...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.25,0:06:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,skin. \NI have rabbit s-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.81,0:06:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.\NCooked mutton, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.59,0:06:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right,\Ndon't accidentally click me with this,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.29,0:06:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I will die. \NI'm also starving.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.94,0:06:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want me to chew it first?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.26,0:06:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, I'll chew it first\Nand I'll spit it into your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.11,0:06:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only liquids, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.35,0:06:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've accidentally renamed you to a.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.83,0:06:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck. \NI'm so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.76,0:06:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.90,0:06:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat your food.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.43,0:06:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be sad, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.55,0:06:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\NDid you go vegan?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.90,0:07:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you go vegan while I was gone?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.31,0:07:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you learn about animal cruelty?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.92,0:07:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.03,0:07:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, fuck. \NThis is gonna make things a lot more-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.14,0:07:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this, \NJuanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.89,0:07:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was hoping I wouldn't \Nhave to give you an ethical childhood,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.75,0:07:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I see I have no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.65,0:07:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, have you ever had-?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.84,0:07:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time I look away, you die.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.98,0:07:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever had bread before,\NJuanaflippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.34,0:07:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever had bread?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.58,0:07:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, jump if yes,\Nand crouch if no, okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.25,0:07:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I ask you these questions, Juan.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.33,0:07:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juana.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.17,0:07:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, jump if you've had bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.10,0:07:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. \NJump if you've had...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.11,0:07:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.19,0:07:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What other vegetables are there\Nbesides bread?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.37,0:08:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump if you've had fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.86,0:08:07.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You haven't had fish?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.29,0:08:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.66,0:08:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we could do pescatarian, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.81,0:08:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We could do pescatarian?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.70,0:08:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pescatarian's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.79,0:08:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Juanaflippa,\NI'm really sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.54,0:08:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no idea that all this was \Nhappening.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.42,0:08:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would have come here sooner if I knew.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.47,0:08:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.66,0:08:31.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't realize\Nwhen I checked in on my daughter last night
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.07,0:08:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that she was withering away.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.97,0:08:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.25,0:08:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the first lesson of the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.37,0:08:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to teach you how to hunt.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.00,0:08:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to teach you how to\Nhunt for your own food.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.86,0:08:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.07,0:08:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, try not to pull that back \Nnear Papa
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.44,0:08:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because Papa's rocking \Nthree old hearts right now, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.05,0:08:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three little hearts,\Nand it's not a lot for Papa.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.44,0:08:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna eat that meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.81,0:08:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Jesus Christ!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.90,0:09:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you gotta \Nhang on to those, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.39,0:09:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta hang on- \NOh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.68,0:09:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaf-\Nyou're a real ace with that, okay, but-
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.75,0:09:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God!\N(panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.62,0:09:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you've got the "Hola" sign,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.85,0:09:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Papa's gonna have the "Adios" sign
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.40,0:09:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you shoot that\Ninto his fucking cranium, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.10,0:09:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right,\Nnow take back your arrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.29,0:09:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna need this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.75,0:09:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't want that meat, \Ncan Papa have it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.43,0:09:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to be strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.90,0:09:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need my 180 grams of protein a day\Nto stay big.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.36,0:09:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this-? \NAre we doing charades?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.24,0:09:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the closet I've been sleeping in, \NJuanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.64,0:09:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)\NNo, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.95,0:09:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, can I have the meat?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.81,0:10:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, I'm having a difficult time\Nunderstanding what your needs are.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.10,0:10:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, I need you\Nto communicate with me, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.73,0:10:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give her a sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.56,0:10:23.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I think I have some signs\NI can give her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.33,0:10:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, here's some signs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.34,0:10:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to put some things on those?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.04,0:10:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some other perhaps needs?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.37,0:10:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you write, Juanaflippa?\NCan you write on those?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.36,0:10:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know,\NI snuck up here last night
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.62,0:10:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I added this picture of you and me
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.31,0:10:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I didn't realize that you were starving\Ndirectly next to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.30,0:10:44.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.34,0:10:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.93,0:10:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.04,0:10:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.89,0:10:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, ow, Flippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.24,0:10:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.56,0:10:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God, my head, \Nmy skull!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.52,0:11:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.11,0:11:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have half a heart. \NCome back.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.22,0:11:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My daughter, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.16,0:11:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.57,0:11:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.66,0:11:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, I thought that someone\Nwas taking care of you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.12,0:11:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I realize now that I was wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.82,0:11:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I shouldn't have trusted\Nthese babysitter reports
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.82,0:11:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that said that you were taken care of.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.02,0:11:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.14,0:11:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got half a heart
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.07,0:11:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you shot me right between the eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.89,0:11:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna go hunt, okay?\NWe're gonna go hunt you some fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.16,0:11:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I do need that meat back, okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.42,0:11:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that Papa can have\Nsome more hearts,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.28,0:11:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because that's the only food we have\Nin this house
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.07,0:11:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because my bitch of a wife\Nhasn't cooked-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.91,0:11:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, get the fuck back here!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.28,0:11:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?\NYou're gonna get yourself killed!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.75,0:11:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)\NJuanaflippa, help!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.99,0:12:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I broke my legs. \NJuanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.55,0:12:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, help!\NHelp!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.57,0:12:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.88,0:12:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.66,0:12:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.67,0:12:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta crawl away.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.05,0:12:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is a disaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.07,0:12:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's our child?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.26,0:12:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.16,0:12:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.23,0:12:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, Papa's bleeding out.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.01,0:12:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, Papa's sort of\Nbleeding out right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.54,0:12:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Papa's bones are sticking out.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.50,0:12:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you come\Nput Papa's bones back in?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.10,0:12:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.18,0:12:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa,\Nit would be great if you could-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.86,0:12:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.35,0:13:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.57,0:13:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.70,0:13:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's good, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.41,0:13:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.69,0:13:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd she go?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.73,0:13:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(trader mumbles)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.51,0:13:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen her?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.87,0:13:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bomb.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.08,0:13:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lamp oil? Rope? Bomb?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.11,0:13:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.69,0:13:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.38,0:13:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.40,0:13:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.06,0:13:49.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.75,0:13:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.09,0:13:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.04,0:14:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you want a new family\Nbecause we're a bit unique
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.95,0:14:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in how we function,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.31,0:14:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we, both me and your mother,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.74,0:14:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neither of which have been here\Nfor the past few days,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.03,0:14:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,love you very, very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.94,0:14:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seeds.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.87,0:14:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you giving me back-?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.93,0:14:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're giving me back\Nthe pictures we took?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.19,0:14:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, these were a gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.76,0:14:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These were a gift to you, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.46,0:14:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta take those.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.49,0:14:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.77,0:14:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Flippa, you stay right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.16,0:14:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I have the bow? \NI'm gonna get you some food.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.56,0:15:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, is this for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.35,0:15:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really know if I deserve this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.41,0:15:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.84,0:15:09.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, Flippa? \NAll I did was-
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.68,0:15:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.31,0:15:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\NNo more words.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.51,0:15:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just flips.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.21,0:15:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just flips!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.14,0:15:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Juanaflippa,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.91,0:15:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll redeem myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.04,0:15:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll redeem myself for you. \NJust you wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.37,0:15:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stay right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.62,0:15:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna bring you back food, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.44,0:15:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you stay right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.55,0:15:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.49,0:15:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stay out of danger, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.13,0:15:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get you some food.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.92,0:15:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta make my daughter proud.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.23,0:15:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't realize I was \Nrunning a solo parenting act until now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.52,0:16:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like Pedral Pesto in The Last of Us.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.13,0:16:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's some fish?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.85,0:16:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's some fish? \NMy daughter's hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.82,0:16:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe my fucking bitch\Nof a wife tricked me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.68,0:16:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe I got fucking tricked\Ninto thinking that Juanaflippa
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.50,0:16:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was being taken care of.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.90,0:16:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.61,0:16:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God, this means\Nshe's down a life, probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.10,0:16:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.54,0:16:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, I don't usually say this,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.06,0:16:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think I might \Nhave been a bad parent.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.95,0:16:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's got to be some food\Naround here somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.31,0:16:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I can, like, fish? \NHang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.59,0:16:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I have stick and string?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.12,0:16:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have enough string.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.12,0:17:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.83,0:17:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God,\NI have to be really careful here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.51,0:17:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.15,0:17:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, she's completely fucking vegan.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.86,0:17:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is pescatarian okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.16,0:17:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God, what's a vegan food?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.45,0:17:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What farm?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.93,0:17:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a farm?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.90,0:17:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, maybe apples?\NThat's a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.34,0:17:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any food myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.58,0:17:33.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have fucking one heart!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.46,0:17:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.51,0:17:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, I never had parents either.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.91,0:17:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does it show, Flippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.44,0:17:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.36,0:17:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not fast enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.52,0:17:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.22,0:17:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa!\NDaughter, help!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.96,0:18:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daughter, it's time to learn to hunt!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.31,0:18:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hunt, daughter, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.72,0:18:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panting)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.56,0:18:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.98,0:18:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I've managed to get so far \Nis this rotten flesh,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.99,0:18:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm gonna get you something better, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.29,0:18:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're a vegan
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.48,0:18:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this barely counts\Nas meat anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.10,0:18:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so Papa's just \Ngonna stay strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.84,0:18:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm gonna-\N(coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.79,0:18:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get you some veggies, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.03,0:18:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.90,0:18:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, shoot it! \NShoot it, Flippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.30,0:18:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pull back the string\Nand then fire it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.91,0:18:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good job, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.02,0:18:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unassisted kill. \NI'm proud of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.84,0:18:53.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs) Hola.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.59,0:18:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.54,0:18:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.35,0:18:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.47,0:19:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, earmuffs on.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.56,0:19:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, earmuffs on real quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.99,0:19:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you just put earmuffs on?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.85,0:19:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was that Satan?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.24,0:19:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Flippa, you can take your\Nearmuffs off.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.60,0:19:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, I think I've been a bad parent
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.09,0:19:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm seeing the devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.98,0:19:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm seeing the devil everywhere I go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.36,0:19:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for once, I don't mean your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.61,0:19:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit, where's-?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.94,0:19:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.37,0:19:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan, begone!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.27,0:19:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Hello, my friend!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.87,0:19:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Hola, mi amigo!\N- [Slime] Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.98,0:19:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, Satán.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.99,0:19:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Hola.\N- [Slime] Hola, devil de infierno.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.00,0:19:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you here? \NWhy are you attacking me, Satan?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.04,0:19:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you attacking me with creepers? \N- [Rubius] [I'm not attacking you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.17,0:20:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you understand what I'm saying?\NDoes the text show up over my head?]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.57,0:20:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yes it does, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.06,0:20:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Oh, good.]\N- [Slime] Your demonic conversion
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.03,0:20:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is working well.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.33,0:20:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Nice. Me gusta.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.58,0:20:17.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can talk to you in English\Nif you prefer.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.27,0:20:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What do you think is more evil?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.35,0:20:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Spanish is more evil.\N- [Slime] ¡Español mal!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.37,0:20:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Español es mucho más diabólico.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.55,0:20:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay, español de diablo. Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.93,0:20:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Slime, I want you\Nto tell me something.]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.45,0:20:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] "Because the one I want you to-"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.43,0:20:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.76,0:20:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.14,0:20:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [I want you to tell me\Nsomeone who's done something good for you
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.91,0:20:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and someone who's done\Nsomething bad to you.]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.29,0:20:53.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.59,0:20:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone who did something bad to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.36,0:20:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.55,0:20:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And someone that did\Nsomething good to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.39,0:21:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.57,0:21:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you who did something bad \Nto me, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.78,0:21:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Who?\N- [Slime] My fucking bitch of a wife, El Mariana,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.38,0:21:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who has not been here for our daughter!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.27,0:21:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Oh no. \NHey, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.93,0:21:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were with Mariana\Nthe other day we met.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.21,0:21:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. \NI didn't meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.51,0:21:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] No, you're thinking of Little Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.02,0:21:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Lil' Jesus? Who is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.15,0:21:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Quién es Lil' Jesus?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.78,0:21:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Well, you've heard of Jesus, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.27,0:21:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Yes.\N- [Slime] Yeah, he's, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.78,0:21:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a littler version of that, sort of.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.33,0:21:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Wait, how do I get\Nthe translator on?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.11,0:21:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Go ahead-\N- [Rubius] Because I don't understand your language
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.30,0:21:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm from Hell. \N- [Slime] Yeah, because you're from Hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.37,0:21:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where everyone speaks Spanish
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.39,0:21:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's a yellow filter\Nlike Breaking Bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.25,0:21:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just go ahead and hit-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.10,0:21:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, tell you what.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.95,0:22:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you-
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.31,0:22:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make a deal with you, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.79,0:22:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you where the button is
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.35,0:22:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you can give me one dark blessing.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.24,0:22:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] No.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.40,0:22:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Ow! Ow! \NWhat the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.40,0:22:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, run!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.84,0:22:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fucking snakes from Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.09,0:22:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.75,0:22:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [That's not how I do things.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.12,0:22:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the one who makes the deals, not you.\N- [Slime] No, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.77,0:22:30.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] And now, I'm going to kill your egg.]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.43,0:22:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] You need me, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.02,0:22:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Your egg needs to rescue you.]\N- [Slime] You need me.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.25,0:22:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, bring me back.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.18,0:22:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.38,0:22:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave Flippa out of this, Satan!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.98,0:22:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck! Shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.81,0:22:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you have so many fucking snakes?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.80,0:22:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you just carry around snakes?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.13,0:22:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, Papa fell. \N- [Rubius] Now I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.50,0:22:59.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] It's period.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.45,0:23:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fucking button is period.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.60,0:23:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan, you're a dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.85,0:23:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a fucking cock, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.44,0:23:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus is way cooler than you. \N- [Rubius] [What?]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.29,0:23:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.08,0:23:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute, I found it.\N- [Slime] Yes, he's way cooler.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.32,0:23:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Okay, speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.26,0:23:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay. Whew.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.37,0:23:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'm back up.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.55,0:23:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No thanks to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.76,0:23:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] "Vale, está bien,\Nhe vuelto a levantarme, no gracias a ti."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.51,0:23:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Oh! This is incredible!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.50,0:23:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quackity's done it again!]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.98,0:23:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What? Done what?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.01,0:23:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Nothing, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.53,0:23:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\NYour egg is hungry.]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.64,0:23:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, I know he's hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.17,0:23:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a vegetarian, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.72,0:23:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any vegetables?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.01,0:23:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the garden of Hell?\N- [Rubius] If you want...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.74,0:23:59.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Okay, I don't know why\NI'm talking to you in English.]
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.23,0:24:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.60,0:24:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[If you want me to feed your egg
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.49,0:24:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and give it unlimited life
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.12,0:24:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll have to do something for me.]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.37,0:24:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Well, my egg's very hungry, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.94,0:24:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I already did a favor\Nfor Little Jesus,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.51,0:24:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I figure if I do a favor \Nfor Little Satan,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.36,0:24:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it'll probably be all- \NIt'll even out.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.31,0:24:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.74,0:24:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it can't have nuts in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.98,0:24:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as it doesn't have nuts in it, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.70,0:24:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] "Siempre y cuando\Nno tenga frutos secos ¿de acuerdo?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.10,0:24:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Okay, perfect.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.67,0:24:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about the other thing\Nyou asked me for?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.15,0:24:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You asked me for something else.\NSomething dark.]
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.94,0:24:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.89,0:24:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A dark boon.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.93,0:24:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Oh, sí.\N- [Slime] Sí, sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.20,0:25:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A deal.\N- [Rubius] [Tell me.]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.24,0:25:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] A dark power.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.99,0:25:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [I can give you\Nimmense dark power.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.15,0:25:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what kind of power do you want?]\N- [Slime] I want to raise my daughter right,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.34,0:25:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I also want to\Nshoot fire out of my eyes, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.14,0:25:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [I can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.13,0:25:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to ask for something\Nmore realistic.]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.41,0:25:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.27,0:25:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I shoot fire out of my...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.04,0:25:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [From your what?]\N- [Slime] another orifice?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.96,0:25:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hands or ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.73,0:25:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [You want to shoot lasers\Nfrom your ass?]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.69,0:25:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] (laughs)\NYeah, I wanna-
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.62,0:25:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan, I wanna make a deal\Nand launch fire out of my a-
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.57,0:25:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan, can I have a gun? \N(Rubius laughs demonically)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.05,0:25:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.42,0:25:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [What? Sorry.\NTell me.]
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.51,0:26:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay, well, Satan, should I-?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.97,0:26:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could ask for\Nshooting fire out of my ass,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.13,0:26:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I could also ask for-
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.60,0:26:10.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The voices in my head are telling me\Nto ask for a gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.46,0:26:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] ["The voices in my head-"\NOh, you're schizophrenic.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.03,0:26:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.46,0:26:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can help you with that.]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.93,0:26:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, there's, like, thousands of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.94,0:26:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [All right. Cool.]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.95,0:26:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I just want something\Nthat no one else has, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.17,0:26:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'll put me a step above\Nthe other parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.45,0:26:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Okay.\NLet me think about it for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.03,0:26:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be right back.]
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.26,0:26:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay, Satan, you're coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.44,0:26:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, that's a bit-
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.98,0:26:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Estoy cumming.\N- [Slime] Semen. El semen.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.32,0:26:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, he's hiding behind a tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.30,0:26:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.01,0:26:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're hungry, Flippa,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.74,0:27:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Daddy's making a deal with Satan\Nright now, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.28,0:27:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.78,0:27:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just making a little deal with Satan
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.10,0:27:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make sure you get all the food you need.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.53,0:27:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.38,0:27:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no, it's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.39,0:27:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a very good man
Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.45,0:27:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Daddy's making a deal with, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.21,0:27:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.93,0:27:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna see if we can\Nget you some food.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.00,0:27:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\NThere used to be
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.34,0:27:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a farm over here, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:33.94,0:27:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.47,0:27:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)\NFlippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.69,0:27:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was incredible!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.69,0:27:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was incredible, Flippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.33,0:27:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.51,0:27:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just saved my life!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.07,0:27:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.91,0:27:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, you're a natural!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.49,0:28:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here,\Nhere's some more arrows for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.48,0:28:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's some bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.57,0:28:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll feed you. \NYou've earned it.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.97,0:28:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've earned it more.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.51,0:28:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Flippa, let's go this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:12.48,0:28:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think there's\Nsome bread over here, Fli-
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.16,0:28:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.32,0:28:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.40,0:28:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's perfecto.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.95,0:28:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:34.61,0:28:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We break the bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.10,0:28:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, don't let Little Satan \Nsee us breaking this bread, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.35,0:28:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think he's a big fan\Nof that shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.07,0:28:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're still hungry?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.40,0:28:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.96,0:28:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, let's look for some more.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.25,0:29:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm starting to feel like I shouldn't have \Nasked Satan for a dark bargain.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.71,0:29:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's probably fine, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.34,0:29:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any apples in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.00,0:29:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any apples?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.79,0:29:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, use the bones for bone meal. \NThat's a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:27.35,0:29:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, could I have those bones?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:37.04,0:29:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?\NCan I have those bones from earlier?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.59,0:29:45.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.25,0:29:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just need some bones, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.42,0:29:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, it's okay if you want to\Nhang onto them.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.77,0:29:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.47,0:29:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.03,0:29:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, come with me. \NI'll get you some more.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.63,0:30:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder what Satan's up to over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.26,0:30:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably weird dark shit, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.27,0:30:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry for swearing, Flippa. \NI was just thinking about the devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.56,0:30:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how it goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.08,0:30:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, I'm so sorry you didn't get fed.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.12,0:30:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Flippa's prone.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.60,0:30:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.57,0:30:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me if that's good, Flippa.\NI'll keep getting you more.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.32,0:31:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want some more?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.75,0:31:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.13,0:31:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.16,0:31:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.51,0:31:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay! Juanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.76,0:31:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.41,0:31:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡El pan!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.22,0:31:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Juanaflippa.\NHell yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.02,0:31:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once we strike this dark bargain \Nwith the devil,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.16,0:31:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll never have to do that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.61,0:31:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.52,0:31:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I should have asked him
Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.13,0:31:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to do a double backflip.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.70,0:31:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should have asked him how to do\Nsix backflips at once.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.99,0:31:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:42.26,0:31:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good shot, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.87,0:31:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Juanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.81,0:31:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my fucking daughter, you bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.17,0:31:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my fucking huevo!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.58,0:31:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.43,0:31:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, are-
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.56,0:31:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, the cherry on top.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.45,0:31:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa,\NI think you've earned some more.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.05,0:32:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you've earned some more bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.22,0:32:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.03,0:32:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:07.75,0:32:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just flour?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.91,0:32:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here you go. \NHere's some more bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.58,0:32:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡El pan!\NEl pan para Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.11,0:32:18.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that a new food for you,\NJuanaflippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.95,0:32:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you had bread before?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.02,0:32:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No?\NIt's a new food?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.80,0:32:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!\NOkay, that's good!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:33.65,0:32:36.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's good. \NThat means we fed a baby a new food.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.19,0:32:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.11,0:32:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we need to take the-
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.54,0:32:42.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need to take you on an adventure.\NJuanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.49,0:32:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I have just the fucking thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.07,0:32:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.21,0:32:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's time for the training wheels\Nto come off.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.24,0:32:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Juanaflippa, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.48,0:32:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, today,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.38,0:32:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Papa's gonna teach you
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.81,0:33:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to ride a bike.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.84,0:33:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, so here's how you do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.48,0:33:08.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's how you do it, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.43,0:33:10.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just hop on like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.69,0:33:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get some speed going.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:13.25,0:33:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get some speed going,\Nramp it, jump it,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.36,0:33:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trick it, 360, 720, 720,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.02,0:33:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,backflip on the bike.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.81,0:33:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.54,0:33:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.30,0:33:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.11,0:33:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grind it, grind the rail.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:28.58,0:33:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Curve the edge, grind the rail,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.23,0:33:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swerve it, clip back,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.42,0:33:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glitch out, \Ntrick it.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.86,0:33:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.\NRide up the post.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.86,0:33:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ride the post.\NTony Hawk.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.45,0:33:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tony Hawk.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.35,0:33:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm stuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:46.25,0:33:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clutch out.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.23,0:33:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Through the building.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.48,0:33:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clip into the wall. \NBreak your bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.84,0:33:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Up the hay.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.15,0:34:00.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Up the hay.\NBail.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.69,0:34:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Backflip.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.86,0:34:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)\NThat's right, Juanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.98,0:34:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now all you have to do is-
Dialogue: 0,0:34:09.06,0:34:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you're doing it!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.62,0:34:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you need a little push?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.57,0:34:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do a little push.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.40,0:34:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.56,0:34:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was great, Juanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.92,0:34:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, tell you what.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.41,0:34:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you a treat.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.68,0:34:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you a treat\Nif you can ride this bad boy
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.61,0:34:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the way home.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:34.20,0:34:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.73,0:34:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be gone, servants of Satan!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.48,0:34:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, that's El Devil.\N- [Rubius] ¡Amigo!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.75,0:34:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh, Amigo!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.60,0:34:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Dude,\NI've found something in the slums.]
Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.02,0:34:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] "The best found hello in the slums?"\N- [Rubius] Sorry, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.89,0:34:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is wrong.\N- [Slime] What did you just say about my daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:56.69,0:35:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] No, no, wait.\N- [Slime] How dare you, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.68,0:35:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [I've found something\Nthat your daughter might like.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.94,0:35:08.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She looks like she's going to like it.]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:10.34,0:35:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh, this makes me very happy, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.85,0:35:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Good, good.\NBut you'll have to do something.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.98,0:35:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something very evil.\NSomething horrible.]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.61,0:35:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, that's cool. \NSure.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.21,0:35:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:24.82,0:35:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [You have to kill...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.02,0:35:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone else's egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:30.23,0:35:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whichever one you choose.]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.70,0:35:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh.\NOkay, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.07,0:35:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second time's the charm. I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.12,0:35:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Okay. Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.41,0:35:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [You've already\Ndone it once, right?]
Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.04,0:35:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, no, I've-
Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.74,0:35:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've definitely never- \NYeah, that's nev-
Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.20,0:35:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we've never done that before. \NNo, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.21,0:35:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Oh, you've never done it.\NAlright, perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:54.36,0:35:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I'm going to give\Nyou and your daughter
Dialogue: 0,0:35:58.98,0:36:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is something very powerful,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:01.59,0:36:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you'll need to be careful,\Nbecause if not,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.66,0:36:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you may end up leaving this world.]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:09.42,0:36:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:11.15,0:36:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be very careful with it, Satan. \N- [Rubius] [This is it.]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.38,0:36:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Holy shit, okay.\NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:14.55,0:36:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gunshot)\N(Slime screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:36:16.26,0:36:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, put your hands up!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.16,0:36:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, run!\N- [Rubius] [As you can see, it's very powerful!]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.53,0:36:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Flippa, throw the wallet \Nat him and run!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.38,0:36:24.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [You have to be careful!]\N- [Slime] Throw the wallet at him and run!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:25.67,0:36:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God.\NOw.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.91,0:36:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.36,0:36:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I like that. \N- [Rubius] [I'll give it to you
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.82,0:36:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with just ten bullets.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.76,0:36:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can keep the gun forever,\Nand you'll find out how to get bullets.]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:39.56,0:36:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] That's fair.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.91,0:36:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to prove to my daughter\Nthat I'm a good papa
Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.16,0:36:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by giving her a loaded gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.07,0:36:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Of course.\NYou are.]
Dialogue: 0,0:36:51.88,0:36:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Thank you, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.91,0:36:58.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Okay, if you don't do it\Nin fifteen minutes,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:58.39,0:37:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,killing someone else's egg,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.51,0:37:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll kill your daughter\Nright in front of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.30,0:37:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have 15 minutes,\Nstarting now.]
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.13,0:37:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!\NOh shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:09.27,0:37:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, we gotta go!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.56,0:37:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck, Flippa!\NWe have 15 minutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.33,0:37:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not losing you again, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.23,0:37:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who would have thought?\NThat Satan guy's a little shady, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.41,0:37:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, Flippa, \NI just gotta-
Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.60,0:37:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just gotta bake some bread\Nreal quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:28.31,0:37:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Papa's got all the hardiness he needs
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.86,0:37:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to kill someone else's child.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.86,0:37:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't tell your mother about this, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:37.21,0:37:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't tell your mother\Nthat I joined the mafia
Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.18,0:37:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then killed someone else's son.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.79,0:37:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.03,0:37:45.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other quest today
Dialogue: 0,0:37:45.37,0:37:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was to go on a new adventure, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.00,0:37:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, our new adventure\Nis a little special one
Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.02,0:37:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Satan gave us.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.96,0:38:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna go put\NPhil's kid to supersleep, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:00.93,0:38:03.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna put him to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.62,0:38:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna put him in a really deep slumber.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.67,0:38:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, Phil is a great father.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.47,0:38:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anything, this will teach him\Nthat life is precious.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:15.68,0:38:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is probably what's best for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:23.06,0:38:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, we taught Flippa how to hunt,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.48,0:38:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and every good hunter needs some prey.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.73,0:38:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm harvesting this shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:38.62,0:38:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, up this way, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.92,0:38:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take all the stuff you want\Nif you want it.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.90,0:38:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.45,0:38:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Flippa,\Ndo you have blocks?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.02,0:38:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, we're gonna have to\Nteach you how to bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:58.21,0:39:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here's what we're gonna do, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.41,0:39:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna come out here,\Nstand next to Papa.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.09,0:39:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna jump and place those blocks, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.05,0:39:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I already know you can water bucket.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:12.72,0:39:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck, Philza just logged on.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.96,0:39:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is really bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:24.93,0:39:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go!\NFlippa, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:27.59,0:39:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, go, go!\NFlippa, go!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:32.80,0:39:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to be so fast!
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.64,0:39:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Oh, hey, Charlie.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.24,0:39:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Hey, Phil. \N- [Phil] Can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.63,0:39:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.61,0:39:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, wait, sorry, \Ndid you say something?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.75,0:39:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't hear you for some reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.46,0:39:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Hello?\N- [Slime] Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.45,0:39:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you hear me, Phil?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:53.17,0:39:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.92,0:39:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] You're glitching out.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:56.66,0:39:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just, like, choppy \Nfor some reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.83,0:40:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got this issue earlier. \NYou might have to re-log.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.55,0:40:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil, can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.50,0:40:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah.\N- [Slime] Can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:33.65,0:40:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.45,0:40:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Hello?\N- [Slime] Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.33,0:40:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I can hear you now. \NIs it working?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:43.30,0:40:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah.\N- [Slime] Oh, sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.16,0:40:46.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it going, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:48.01,0:40:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Good.\NWhere's, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:50.29,0:40:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where's my egg?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.42,0:40:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What?\N- [Phil] Where's my egg?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:55.21,0:40:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I was just\Nteaching Flippa
Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.25,0:40:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to bridge up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.35,0:41:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Charlie?\N- [Slime] Yes, Phil?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.27,0:41:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Where is Chayanne?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.66,0:41:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Maybe your wife took her out
Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.56,0:41:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the day. \N- [Phil] He was right behind you
Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.71,0:41:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I don't-\N- [Phil] when I logged in.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.17,0:41:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, but you were-
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.14,0:41:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what, when you were glitching out?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.98,0:41:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Charlie, tell me what you did.\N- [Slime] Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:38.93,0:41:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need you to take this paraglider
Dialogue: 0,0:41:42.51,0:41:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I need you to fly. \N- [Phil] Charlie...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.04,0:41:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I need you to fly far away. \N- [Phil] Charlie, I can literally hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.59,0:41:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlie, I can literally hear\Nwhat you're saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.14,0:41:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Flippa, it's looking like
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.91,0:41:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he thinks that we \Ndid something-
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.05,0:41:58.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, dude, not cool, man.\N- [Phil] "Not cool?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.31,0:41:59.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Flippa, you gotta-
Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.16,0:42:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, bri-
Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.26,0:42:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Flippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:03.80,0:42:05.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was really worried she would-
Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.49,0:42:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck!\NShe's got no stamina!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.36,0:42:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's gassed.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.74,0:42:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I am so proud of my daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.20,0:42:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Mm-hmm.\N- [Slime] And I think that every parent
Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.11,0:42:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should aspire to feel that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.58,0:42:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah, I would if my kid was in his bed
Dialogue: 0,0:42:34.34,0:42:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I left him.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.62,0:42:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Well, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:36.43,0:42:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is about when\Nthat rebellious phase strikes, usually.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:41.90,0:42:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So maybe- I mean,\Nhave you tried looking around and seeing-?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.05,0:42:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mine sneaks off and does backflips sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.69,0:42:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that? \N- [Phil] Charlie, get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:54.98,0:42:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of here\Nbefore I do something I'll regret.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.69,0:42:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Fuck, fuck, fuck.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.80,0:43:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, listen, man,\NI don't know where your kid is, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.83,0:43:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where they are. \N- [Phil] Stop griefing my house!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.98,0:43:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I'm not griefing!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:05.90,0:43:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm looking for\Na puddle of water to jump into!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.29,0:43:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:13.78,0:43:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit!\NOh shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.47,0:43:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(phantom screeches)\NOh shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:26.68,0:43:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.57,0:43:33.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to me, Satan!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.91,0:43:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've done your dark task!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.64,0:43:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've done your dark task, goddammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.93,0:43:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In front of my fucking friend!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.01,0:43:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you set me up, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.21,0:43:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, who's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.84,0:43:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.69,0:43:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(relieved exhale)\NFlippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.96,0:43:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, back to your room, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:02.08,0:44:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In there, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:04.50,0:44:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:06.56,0:44:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] (deep, distorted voice)\N[Knock knock.]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.07,0:44:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] ¡Hola, mi amigo!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:12.12,0:44:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Knock knock!]\N- [Slime] Can you not come in
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.29,0:44:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless I open it,\Nlike a vampire?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.47,0:44:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Yeah, exactly.\NListen.]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.34,0:44:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Hola, amigo.\N- [Rubius] [You can't tell anybody
Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.14,0:44:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about my existence.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.80,0:44:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(normal)\NDo you understand?]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:28.22,0:44:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:29.82,0:44:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Move-\N- [Rubius] Okay, no, I'll tell you in English.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.05,0:44:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You cannot tell about my existence\Nto anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:35.56,0:44:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you ever do- \N- [Slime] Oh, fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:37.23,0:44:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] I will kill you,\Nkill your family,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:40.40,0:44:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,burn your house,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.64,0:44:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and take everything from you\Nand send you back to Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.58,0:44:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What do you mean, back to Hell-?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:46.66,0:44:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck, am I from Hell? \N- [Rubius] Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.68,0:44:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we are all from Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:51.79,0:44:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are all from Heaven.\N- [Slime] This changes my world view.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.94,0:44:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was really hoping I could just tell Phil\Nthat Satan made me do it,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.49,0:44:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so now I'm gonna need to\Nthink of another alibi.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:58.12,0:45:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] No, you cannot tell him.\NIf you tell him,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.28,0:45:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know what's going to happen, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.63,0:45:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, you're going to\Nburn my house
Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.89,0:45:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and send me back to Hell, Satan.\N- [Rubius] Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:07.08,0:45:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you don't want that, trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.20,0:45:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] No, I don't want to\Ngo back to Hell, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:10.70,0:45:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Yes, yes. Okay.\NThe deal is on.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.43,0:45:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] And I don't want Juanaflippa\Nto be without a papa again.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:17.39,0:45:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] What?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:19.58,0:45:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What do you mean, what? \N- [Rubius] What did you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:22.31,0:45:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I said I don't want Juanaflippa\Nto be without a papa.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:25.62,0:45:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Oh, no, of course not.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:27.33,0:45:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dónde está Juanaflippa?\NWhere is she?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.32,0:45:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] You don't need to know that, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.73,0:45:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That information-\N- [Rubius] Yes I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.83,0:45:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me!\N- [Slime] Hey, hey, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:34.41,0:45:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's information's not nec-
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.74,0:45:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ,\Nthat's an actual bullet hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:38.41,0:45:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] This is for Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.82,0:45:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] You're gonna shoot Juana-?!\NYou're gonna put a fucking bullet in my daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:43.28,0:45:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] I don't wanna shoot her!\NI am a loyal guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.22,0:45:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you do the quest,\NI will deliver.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.79,0:45:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay.\N- [Rubius] But tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.96,0:45:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is she?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:50.82,0:45:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] All right. Okay.\N- [Rubius] ¿Dónde está?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.35,0:45:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] She's right in here, Satan.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.16,0:45:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But hey, I don't want you-
Dialogue: 0,0:45:57.08,0:46:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You seem like you're gonna be\Na real bad influence to my daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:01.96,0:46:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Sí.\N- [Slime] So how about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.43,0:46:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I know you can't \Ncome in unless I invite you.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.74,0:46:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You told me that.\NYou can't-
Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.60,0:46:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Oh, shit!\N- [Rubius] Yes I can.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.60,0:46:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the devil.\NI'm not stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.89,0:46:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Fuck, he's the devil!\NFuck, you lied about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:14.48,0:46:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the fucking devil. \NI should have known.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:16.60,0:46:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. \NJuanaflippa's this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:20.02,0:46:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck.\NI didn't think about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.57,0:46:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The devil would just lie to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.37,0:46:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Juanaflippa.\N- [Rubius] I need-
Dialogue: 0,0:46:24.73,0:46:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Oh, Juanaflippa, my love!\NHow are you?]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.09,0:46:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Don't be scared, \NJuanaflippa,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.25,0:46:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not CPS.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.62,0:46:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just Satan.\N- [Rubius] [Don't be scared.]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:32.64,0:46:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] It's just Satan from Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.35,0:46:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a family friend\Nof me and your mother's.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:38.68,0:46:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Flippa, this is for you, okay?\NIt only has ten bullets.]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.84,0:46:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Hey, don't point that shit\Nat her, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.17,0:46:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Hey, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.24,0:46:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[I do what I want!]\N- [Slime] Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:46.32,0:46:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [You relax.\NWe made a deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:48.66,0:46:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is for her.]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.27,0:46:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I don't know what you're saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:51.30,0:46:53.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shot me and then\Nstarted speaking Spanish.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:53.91,0:46:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a deal for her?\N- [Rubius] [Translate it, asshole!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.14,0:46:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a deal.\NLook, look.]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:58.04,0:46:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you read now?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.82,0:47:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look up.\N- [Slime] Sí, sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.35,0:47:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [All right, so\Nwe made a deal, and the gun is for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.79,0:47:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It only has ten bullets.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:08.53,0:47:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, three, four, five,\Nsix, seven, eight, nine...]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.84,0:47:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Diez.\N- [Rubius] Diez.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.26,0:47:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, why don't we do something fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.91,0:47:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you make Flippa...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:20.30,0:47:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh God.\N- [Rubius] shoot the other guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:23.02,0:47:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the father of the other egg?\N- [Slime] (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.06,0:47:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan-\Nno, no, Juanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:28.05,0:47:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] (deep, distorted)\NYes, yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.02,0:47:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] No, don't flip about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.26,0:47:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Just a little shoot.\NUn pequeño disparito.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.61,0:47:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.43,0:47:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Satan.\N- [Rubius] (normal) Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.45,0:47:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] We made a deal, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:38.64,0:47:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We made a deal\Nand that was the deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.18,0:47:42.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] Aw...\N- [Slime] So unless you've got something
Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.49,0:47:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to sweeten the pot here, \Nthat's it, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.25,0:47:47.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're done.\N- [Rubius] No, this was just fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.45,0:47:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The deal is done,\Nbut this was just extra fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:50.44,0:47:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you don't want to...\N- [Slime] No.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.84,0:47:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Juanaflippa now has-
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.20,0:47:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not gonna waste those bullets\Non aggression, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:58.14,0:47:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna take care of ourselves \Nout here.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.38,0:48:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you, Satan, \Nfor that.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.77,0:48:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate it.\N- [Rubius] Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.22,0:48:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Dap me up
Dialogue: 0,0:48:04.30,0:48:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll probably see you eventually
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.34,0:48:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the seventh ring, brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.75,0:48:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Rubius] [Perfect.\NWe'll see each other soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.68,0:48:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a pleasure.]\N- [Slime] Say hi to little Jesus for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:20.50,0:48:23.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime sighs in relief)
Dialogue: 0,0:48:23.99,0:48:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right Juana-
Dialogue: 0,0:48:24.93,0:48:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, wait, wait! \NI'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:28.35,0:48:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:33.48,0:48:37.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yeah, sorry, just a glitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.65,0:48:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.36,0:48:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weird stuff\Nhappening on the server.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.05,0:48:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thought Flippa despawned for a sec.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:58.08,0:49:06.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try re-logging,\Nthat might have happened to yours."
Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.21,0:49:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Juanaflippa.\NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:14.19,0:49:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I'd say that today,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.82,0:49:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gave you a new food.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:21.24,0:49:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if a taste of Hell counts,\Nthat too.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.16,0:49:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We took you on \Nquite the adventure.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:25.70,0:49:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd say we taught you a new skill.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.88,0:49:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We really got your aim worked on,\Nwhich now I'm feeling pretty good about.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:33.26,0:49:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And let's see, there's one last one here.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:36.35,0:49:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sing the baby a lullaby."
Dialogue: 0,0:49:40.03,0:49:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!\NOkay, we can do a lullaby.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:43.12,0:49:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me if I can find\Na nice backing track for you, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.12,0:49:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "We got new plushies-"
Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.97,0:49:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] That's just my video. \NHang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.24,0:49:54.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, one sec.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:54.53,0:49:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna find a nice little\Nbackground track for you, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.60,0:49:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you just give me one sec?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.83,0:50:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Flippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:01.23,0:50:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right,\Ntalk to the stream for a sec, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.70,0:50:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta find something.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:08.61,0:50:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime typing)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:24.04,0:50:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this what I want?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.70,0:50:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:32.61,0:50:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a Glock type beat.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.43,0:50:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime skipping through\Na rap backing track)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.42,0:50:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a beat with actual gunshots in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.51,0:50:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(acoustic guitar)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:43.24,0:50:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a rap beat with gunshots.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:45.68,0:50:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does anyone have a rap beat\Nwith gunshots in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:48.93,0:50:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang, on what about this one?\N(Slime skipping through track)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.61,0:50:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gunshot sound effect)\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.17,0:50:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime laughs)\NOkay, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:56.88,0:50:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:02.57,0:51:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, one sec.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.65,0:51:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is Kitchen Gun?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:10.27,0:51:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kitchen Gun Epic Remix?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.20,0:51:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we're not doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.28,0:51:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're doing gunshot-type beat.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.67,0:51:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Juanaflippa, I just got to\Nconvert this to MP3 real quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.47,0:51:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which, is that strictly legal? \NI don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.40,0:51:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we just made a deal with Satan earlier,\Nso it's probably cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:33.90,0:51:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(someone places a block)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.51,0:51:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this Kitchen Gun?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:37.76,0:51:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(♪: "3 BIG SHOTS FROM [KITCHEN GUN]")
Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.98,0:51:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Charlie laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.99,0:51:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that not it?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:50.28,0:51:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this it?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:51.68,0:51:56.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(♪: "Kitchen Gun Remix")
Dialogue: 0,0:51:56.42,0:51:57.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:57.61,0:51:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which one is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.21,0:52:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna do the Big Shot one \Nso I can sing along to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.98,0:52:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.60,0:52:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna download it\Nand put in my sampler
Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.03,0:52:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can sing it to Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:14.06,0:52:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then Juanaflippa,\Nwe're gonna need to bail out
Dialogue: 0,0:52:16.04,0:52:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're probably gonna need to move
Dialogue: 0,0:52:16.98,0:52:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're probably gonna need to\Nchange postcodes.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.50,0:52:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.13,0:52:21.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, he's already trying to\Nsummon the devil again.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.66,0:52:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.16,0:52:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not converting.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.45,0:52:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap backing track)\NOkay, you know what,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.57,0:52:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna do it on this beat.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:41.90,0:52:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna do it on this beat\Nbecause it's not converting.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.27,0:52:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, I can't get the beat to-
Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.72,0:52:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just gonna have to\Nimagine the beat, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.42,0:52:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to my stream.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:48.13,0:52:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold that gun out and, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.38,0:52:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do cool shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.23,0:52:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.03,0:52:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa on the beat!\N(Phil clears his throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:52:56.32,0:52:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, Flippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.09,0:53:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(backing track stops)\NHey, Phil, you kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:53:00.05,0:53:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,caught me at a bad time.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.16,0:53:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I just finish this up before-?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:03.63,0:53:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, put that away.\N- [Phil] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.20,0:53:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. I'll wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.40,0:53:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Okay, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.05,0:53:12.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just give me one sec.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:13.81,0:53:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Appreciate it, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:17.67,0:53:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.88,0:53:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,glitch, by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.73,0:53:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah, glitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.24,0:53:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.44,0:53:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just inquiring-
Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.73,0:53:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, just one second though, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:33.57,0:53:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] One se-?\N{\i1}Charlie!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.88,0:53:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What, dude? \NWhat, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:37.75,0:53:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] {\i1}Did you kill my egg?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.68,0:53:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Kill your fucking egg?\NNo, dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.16,0:53:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I wouldn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.03,0:53:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, put the gun away.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:44.84,0:53:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not kill your fucking egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:46.54,0:53:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was teaching Flippa\Nhow to speedbridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.20,0:53:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:50.27,0:53:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Charlie, I logged on-\N- [Slime] And I'm about to sing her
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.12,0:53:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fucking bed- \NYou are traumatizing a child!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.80,0:53:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Charlie!\N- [Slime] You're traumatizing a child right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.44,0:53:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Then take it outside. \NCome here.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.07,0:53:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, let me sing-\NDo you wanna-
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.00,0:54:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.70,0:54:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's show her that love trumps war.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.60,0:54:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do my bedtime story with hers.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:05.23,0:54:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can put her to to bed,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:06.22,0:54:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then afterwards\Nwe can take this outside
Dialogue: 0,0:54:07.89,0:54:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we can talk about this \Nlike adults, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:10.46,0:54:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa stops setting fires\Nand trying to summon...
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.85,0:54:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.89,0:54:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.00,0:54:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap backing track begins)
Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.98,0:54:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.82,0:54:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:20.60,0:54:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime clears his throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.34,0:54:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brrap!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:24.92,0:54:28.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one goes out to\NCh-Ch-Ch-Chayanne!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:29.87,0:54:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ch-Ch-Ch-Chayanne!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.03,0:54:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ch-Ch-
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.72,0:54:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ch-Ch-Chayanne!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:37.90,0:54:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.97,0:54:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My daughter, Juanaflippa
Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.46,0:54:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got a bow and arrow, shot a creepa
Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.12,0:54:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poppin’ down, doing Gangnam Style
Dialogue: 0,0:54:52.45,0:54:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be careful whose egg you rile up
Dialogue: 0,0:54:55.60,0:54:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My egg’s got a gun
Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.33,0:55:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My egg hunts, my egg shoots for fun
Dialogue: 0,0:55:01.08,0:55:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, she’s got allergies
Dialogue: 0,0:55:04.13,0:55:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, she’s allergic to bees
Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.40,0:55:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, and also detergent
Dialogue: 0,0:55:10.56,0:55:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, she’s a fucking insurgent
Dialogue: 0,0:55:13.87,0:55:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, she flips all day
Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.98,0:55:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, and we don’t pray
Dialogue: 0,0:55:19.23,0:55:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We like to play
Dialogue: 0,0:55:20.92,0:55:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we don’t pray to God
Dialogue: 0,0:55:22.86,0:55:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We worship the other guy now that He’s gone
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.60,0:55:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We set fires and jump all day
Dialogue: 0,0:55:30.02,0:55:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s bedtime now, so what do we say?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:32.73,0:55:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey - whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:37.37,0:55:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I was given permission by God to kill you.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:40.55,0:55:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What-? Okay, tell you what-
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.18,0:55:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Juanaflippa, I’m sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:43.57,0:55:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gunshots)
Dialogue: 0,0:55:44.88,0:55:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Juanaflippa! Fucking take him down!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.64,0:55:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you bitch! Here’s the bridge!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.79,0:55:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fucked with Juanaflippa,\Nso you got the glock
Dialogue: 0,0:55:53.44,0:55:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it’s time to fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.00,0:55:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fucked up
Dialogue: 0,0:55:56.40,0:55:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fucked up, my dude
Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.89,0:56:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn’t have given Flippa that ‘tude
Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.32,0:56:04.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Let’s go!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.45,0:56:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let’s go, Juanaflippa, you already know!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:07.64,0:56:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(backing track stops)\NFuck yes, Juanaflippa, that was beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:12.42,0:56:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had it coming, between you and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.40,0:56:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to eat his avocado toast.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.05,0:56:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He fucking would, wouldn’t he?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.62,0:56:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good job, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.81,0:56:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.51,0:56:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take these.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:23.29,0:56:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put these items on, okay, Juanaflippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.49,0:56:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put that armor on.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:29.51,0:56:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Juanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:30.87,0:56:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, spew your seed!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:33.17,0:56:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take that armor, \Nokay, Juanaflippa?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.14,0:56:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, good job.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:37.03,0:56:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now put that on.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.68,0:56:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.52,0:56:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Charlie!\N(Phil climbing a ladder)
Dialogue: 0,0:56:46.98,0:56:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Uh-oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:49.79,0:56:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil opens a chest)
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.36,0:56:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Get out here!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:53.07,0:56:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What's up, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:55.66,0:56:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Why did you do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:57.23,0:56:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Why did I do what? \NWhat are you even ta-?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:58.69,0:57:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're deranged. \N- [Phil] Why did you kill my egg?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:00.44,0:57:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] You're talking about God.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:01.92,0:57:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God's not real!\N- [Phil] Also, why the fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:57:03.66,0:57:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does your egg have a fucking gun?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:05.98,0:57:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Why does my what have a gun? \NAre you hallucinating?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:09.49,0:57:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Why does your egg\Nhave a fucking gun?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:10.88,0:57:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Dude, you're on drugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:13.66,0:57:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're literally on drugs right now. \NYou're talking like a crazy person.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:17.83,0:57:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Give me my shit back.\N- [Slime] Yeah, fine, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:19.93,0:57:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's what you dropped, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.86,0:57:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] No, give me my shit back.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:23.45,0:57:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] No, I'll fucking tell you what,\Nbuddy. Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.30,0:57:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, we love each other, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:29.60,0:57:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's Jaiden's stuff. \NYou can't steal from her, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:31.83,0:57:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a woman? No.\N- [Phil] I'm just getting a pickaxe.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.44,0:57:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] You're not a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:34.95,0:57:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a woman? \NYou're a woman hater.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:37.20,0:57:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back off.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.25,0:57:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Oh my God,\Nmy body's just fucking there.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:39.75,0:57:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ.\N- [Slime] Back off.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.14,0:57:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Charlie, give me my shit back!\N- [Slime] It's my body now!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.20,0:57:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil, we gotta talk, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.02,0:57:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you take another step forward,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:46.87,0:57:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.43,0:57:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we have to talk.\N- [Phil] Mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.11,0:57:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Now, here's some avocado toast.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.25,0:57:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Give me my stuff back,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.10,0:57:58.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then we'll talk.\N- [Slime] That'll be $23.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.15,0:58:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no,\Nbecause you came into my house, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.13,0:58:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You came into my house and you-\N- [Phil] You murdered my son!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.14,0:58:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] You threatened my dau- \NI don't know who your son is!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.31,0:58:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] You murdered him!\N- [Slime] I've never even met your son!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:08.95,0:58:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Shut up.\NI was visited by a god.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:11.75,0:58:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A god told me that it was murd-
Dialogue: 0,0:58:15.95,0:58:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh, that god?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:17.28,0:58:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that god who's trying to smite you?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:19.63,0:58:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] A god told me my egg was murdered!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.94,0:58:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Well, I'm sorry that happened to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.02,0:58:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] And you were the only person-\N- [Slime] Is there any other way I can help?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:28.40,0:58:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, I will give you your shit back
Dialogue: 0,0:58:30.68,0:58:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you promise not to hurt Juanaflippa, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:36.42,0:58:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw the way you were looking at her.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.46,0:58:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She has nothing to do with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.74,0:58:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all just want what's best\Nfor our child.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:44.20,0:58:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:58:46.03,0:58:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, there is an odd\Nsmattering of particles next to you
Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.15,0:58:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in sort of a vague angelic shape,\NI did notice.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.72,0:58:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a bit odd, I will admit.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.47,0:58:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is true.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:58.38,0:59:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My boy Lil' J\Nis clearly in the hood right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.72,0:59:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime drinks from a water bottle)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.45,0:59:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Phil?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:06.88,0:59:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil hiccups)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.39,0:59:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] "Lil' J?"
Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.89,0:59:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:11.27,0:59:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.25,0:59:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on a fucking first name basis.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:14.31,0:59:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have nickies for each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:17.05,0:59:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Can I get my shit\Nbefore it despawns?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.81,0:59:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ.\N- [Slime] No, you stay back.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.91,0:59:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lightning strikes close by)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.63,0:59:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck's going on in there?!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.74,0:59:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, run!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.89,0:59:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, it won't desp-\NIt's on your body.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.42,0:59:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Agree you won't hurt Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:30.87,0:59:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I agree.\N- [Slime] Okay. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:33.04,0:59:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As God is literally my witness.\N- [Phil] But, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.90,0:59:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your egg is burning, dude.\N- [Slime] Stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.00,0:59:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, get out of the fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.08,0:59:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.73,0:59:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you're good to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.74,0:59:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did take some of your shit. \NHang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:44.28,0:59:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.\N- [Phil] Give me all my shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.41,0:59:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Hang on, one sec. \NI gotta take care of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.90,0:59:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you your shit.\NI promise.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:50.72,0:59:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:52.27,0:59:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.49,0:59:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go. \NOw.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.34,0:59:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait. Hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.23,0:59:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Critical hunger.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:00.63,1:00:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\NI have these bottles.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:03.77,1:00:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.34,1:00:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gonna sort of vaguely throw them\Nin the vicinity
Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.97,1:00:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if that is cool.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:08.61,1:00:11.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I've got this boat
Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.49,1:00:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the toast.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.65,1:00:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna keep it.\N- [Phil] Feed your kid!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:15.53,1:00:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your child is literally dying of hun-
Dialogue: 0,1:00:18.44,1:00:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feed your child.\N- [Slime] Flippa, eat your avocado toast.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.17,1:00:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now, I don't-
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.98,1:00:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this picture that I have here?\NHang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.49,1:00:30.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what that is.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:30.15,1:00:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] That's me and Fit.\N- [Slime] That's staying here.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:33.21,1:00:34.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] No, you cannot take that.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:34.59,1:00:38.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] That's a memory\Nfrom a new family friend of ours,
Dialogue: 0,1:00:38.49,1:00:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Philza, okay,\Nwho would never harm our daughter.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.48,1:00:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you still hungry? \NThat was 12 avocado toast.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:43.57,1:00:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's not very filling, \Nbut come on, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:45.61,1:00:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.18,1:00:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Avocado toast is so good,\Nactually.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:50.15,1:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know Ranboo's never had it?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:52.04,1:00:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Really? \N- [Phil] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.41,1:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] That's kind of sad, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.99,1:00:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Thank you for my photo.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:58.69,1:00:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Hey, no, you take that photo back.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.85,1:01:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead, I want you to frame this photo
Dialogue: 0,1:01:01.76,1:01:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of my wife and our daughter.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:04.69,1:01:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.91,1:01:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay?\NI want you to frame that instead,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:08.65,1:01:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that you remember the oath\Nthat we made here.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.12,1:01:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay? We've both had\Nsome divine visits today,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.56,1:01:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keeping things vague,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:18.01,1:01:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I just think that\Nit would be best
Dialogue: 0,1:01:20.93,1:01:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we forgot about this \Nwhole crazy incident
Dialogue: 0,1:01:23.47,1:01:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we also forgot about the fact\Nthat Ranboo has never had avocado toast,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.42,1:01:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I really don't know.\N- [Phil] Yeah, that's kinda weird, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.69,1:01:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, it is sort of weird.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.37,1:01:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Oh man.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.62,1:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Wait, Ranboo's actually in chat.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:35.44,1:01:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just said "what?"
Dialogue: 0,1:01:37.07,1:01:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you in Jua-?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:37.93,1:01:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, okay.\NYou can put this.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.03,1:01:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I'm putting \Nextra stuff that isn't mine.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:41.22,1:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] It's very nice of you.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:43.24,1:01:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] "Standing torch."\NDon't know what that is.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.85,1:01:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Ranboo, is that true\Nthat you've never had avocado toast?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:49.90,1:01:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's two ingredients, dude.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:52.24,1:01:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could literally\NRNG your way into it on accident.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:57.25,1:02:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't get why it's being brought up?\NSo you don't deny it.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:02.25,1:02:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ranboo, it's 2023.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:04.86,1:02:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to lose your lean figure\Nif you don't eat avocado toast.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:12.46,1:02:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not relevant?\NWell, it feels pretty relevant now.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:16.08,1:02:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Just gonna let you\Nhave this conversation.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:20.45,1:02:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, that's sort of-
Dialogue: 0,1:02:21.97,1:02:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sort of intrusive of you, man, to-\N- [Phil] Put that up.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:24.55,1:02:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:25.93,1:02:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] There you go.\N- [Slime] Hey, take it easy.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:28.05,1:02:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all good now.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:30.63,1:02:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah, I guess.\N- [Slime] I appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:33.21,1:02:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I guess we're fine. \N- [Slime] All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:36.57,1:02:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it easy, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:38.58,1:02:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry that God said some shit to you\Nor whatever.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:43.40,1:02:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, if he shows up,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:45.89,1:02:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let Lil' J know I said hi, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:50.01,1:02:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Bruh.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:51.100,1:02:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.94,1:02:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flippa, I'm sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:54.31,1:02:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the deranged elderly man \Nthat lives upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:58.98,1:03:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I'm not deranged!\N(Slime laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:00.22,1:03:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not elderly!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:01.36,1:03:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Shit, I thought he was gone.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:03.10,1:03:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I literally can still hear you!\NYou live in my basement!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.58,1:03:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap backing track starts)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:06.26,1:03:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] All right, Juanaflippa. \NIt's back to bedtime, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:10.24,1:03:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Yeah!\N- [Phil] You live in my fucking basement!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:12.16,1:03:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that!\N- [Slime] Set the roof on fire!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.47,1:03:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, dude!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.14,1:03:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we never get a noise complaint! (x4)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:28.78,1:03:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's an old man
Dialogue: 0,1:03:30.34,1:03:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He lives upstairs
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.90,1:03:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He says crazy things
Dialogue: 0,1:03:33.45,1:03:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gets weird stares
Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.63,1:03:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is clearly deranged
Dialogue: 0,1:03:42.20,1:03:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's an insane guy
Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.79,1:03:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He forgets to wear clothes, \NI don't know why
Dialogue: 0,1:03:49.08,1:03:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's fucking nuts
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.73,1:03:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He walks around with his butt out
Dialogue: 0,1:03:53.65,1:03:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wears no clothes and he walks around
Dialogue: 0,1:03:56.35,1:04:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He talks about how he saw God\Nmaking sounds
Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.26,1:04:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Generally uncomfortable to be around
Dialogue: 0,1:04:07.97,1:04:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His mental health's on decline
Dialogue: 0,1:04:16.02,1:04:19.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)\NDude, he's gonna die!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:20.04,1:04:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right,\NJuanaflippa, take it away.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:22.74,1:04:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it away on the bridge, Juanaflippa.\NPop off.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:26.25,1:04:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:29.77,1:04:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,H-h-huevo!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:33.01,1:04:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, got the toast
Dialogue: 0,1:04:36.02,1:04:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa coming in with the roast
Dialogue: 0,1:04:38.68,1:04:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saw the devil, or was it a ghost?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.16,1:04:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got the Glock
Dialogue: 0,1:04:43.59,1:04:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're toast
Dialogue: 0,1:04:46.58,1:04:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got an egg
Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.77,1:04:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's got legs
Dialogue: 0,1:04:52.96,1:04:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for bed
Dialogue: 0,1:04:54.56,1:04:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That not me\NB-b-but that's what I said
Dialogue: 0,1:04:59.76,1:05:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.43,1:05:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's time.\NAd-libs.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:03.98,1:05:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ad-lib time.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:07.05,1:05:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime scatting)
Dialogue: 0,1:05:13.53,1:05:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime scatting)\NHuevo, huevo
Dialogue: 0,1:05:15.43,1:05:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime scatting)\NHuevo nuevo
Dialogue: 0,1:05:18.57,1:05:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime scatting)\NGun!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:22.72,1:05:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I meant to stop it,\Nbut it actually just restarted.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:24.56,1:05:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:25.74,1:05:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I hope that's\Ncalmed you down for bed.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:30.69,1:05:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:31.88,1:05:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I tuck you in, if that's okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:34.53,1:05:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank you for the avocado toast.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:37.56,1:05:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This stuff is usually, like, $18,
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.14,1:05:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that really means a lot.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:41.74,1:05:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Juanaflippa, I want you to know
Dialogue: 0,1:05:45.55,1:05:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that...
Dialogue: 0,1:05:47.81,1:05:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, I accidentally\Ngave Phil my backpack.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.69,1:05:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:55.49,1:05:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:56.00,1:05:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, I'll be right back.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.07,1:06:02.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go to bed. \NJuanaflippa, it's bedtime, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:03.18,1:06:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just tuck in, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.09,1:06:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is gonna be super awkward.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:14.01,1:06:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Phil?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:16.66,1:06:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.10,1:06:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] This is kind of awkward, man,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:20.26,1:06:23.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think I accidentally\Ngave you my backpack.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:24.42,1:06:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Oh, this thing?\N- [Slime] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.07,1:06:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just wondering\Nif you could, like,
Dialogue: 0,1:06:28.35,1:06:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drop it off sometime\Nthat you've got some spare time
Dialogue: 0,1:06:32.54,1:06:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I sort of think\NI accidentally gave that to you and, uh...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:38.05,1:06:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I can see you have it on now
Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.72,1:06:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's just, it's got\Nsome important stuff in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:44.97,1:06:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both laugh)
Dialogue: 0,1:06:49.87,1:06:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I was like,\N"How long is it gonna take for him to realize
Dialogue: 0,1:06:55.91,1:06:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I have all of his stuff?"
Dialogue: 0,1:06:58.89,1:07:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Hey, listen,\NI was singing a bedtime song
Dialogue: 0,1:07:00.80,1:07:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to my fucking daughter, okay?\NI was being present.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:03.94,1:07:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Yeah.\N- [Slime] Listen, you can keep-
Dialogue: 0,1:07:06.34,1:07:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, come back.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.85,1:07:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want-
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.24,1:07:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even remember\Nwhat's in there, to be honest,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:11.93,1:07:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I've had an inventory system\Nthis entire time, but
Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.15,1:07:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can have it all\Nif you just give me back
Dialogue: 0,1:07:18.53,1:07:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that flower in there, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.77,1:07:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a flower in there\Nthat Flippa gave to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:23.29,1:07:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Oh, okay.\N- [Slime] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:25.77,1:07:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I mean, I could just give you, like-
Dialogue: 0,1:07:27.51,1:07:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lot of stuff in here, Charlie.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:28.47,1:07:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could just give you the backpack back. \NIt's fine.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:30.24,1:07:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Oh.\N- [Phil] There's, like, sentimental stuff.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:31.36,1:07:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's the ticket\Nthat you used to get her.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.36,1:07:34.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Yeah, that is pretty \Nsentimental,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:34.93,1:07:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I mean, if you really want-
Dialogue: 0,1:07:36.30,1:07:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, if you really insist\Non keeping it, you monster,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:38.46,1:07:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I guess.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:41.23,1:07:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phil laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:07:42.77,1:07:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus. I mean...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:44.62,1:07:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] No, I could never do that. \N- [Slime] It'd be pretty heartless.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.66,1:07:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I could never do that\Nto a fellow parent.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.55,1:07:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Pretty heartless, \Nbut yeah, if you're really insisting.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.80,1:07:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If that's what it's gonna take.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:52.08,1:07:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] I would never do that\Nto a fellow parent.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:56.63,1:07:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:58.02,1:08:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Go fetch. \N- [Slime] Oh, there it goes.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:00.27,1:08:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] Go fetch. \N- [Slime] It's just blended in with the grass.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:04.32,1:08:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welp.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:05.37,1:08:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] You stole my paraglider, by the way.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:07.58,1:08:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] What? \NNo I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:08.75,1:08:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See ya.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:10.11,1:08:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both laugh)
Dialogue: 0,1:08:14.74,1:08:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Phil!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:16.92,1:08:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Phil] You're welcome!\N- [Slime] Love you!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:21.91,1:08:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love you!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:24.81,1:08:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say it back, Phil!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:29.65,1:08:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:35.36,1:08:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:37.91,1:08:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're gonna need to figure out\Nhow to make bullets.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:47.35,1:08:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he made an oath. \NHe made an oath not to go for Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:49.95,1:08:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He made a fucking oath.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:51.74,1:08:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wouldn't. \NHe would not do that.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.67,1:08:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know Phil. \NHe wouldn't do that.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.63,1:09:00.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He made an oath!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:13.64,1:09:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he wouldn't.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:22.88,1:09:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:24.68,1:09:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sleeping tight.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:25.80,1:09:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me put \Nthe picture back up here.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:29.22,1:09:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, good morning, Fli-
Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.24,1:09:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's too late, Flippa.\NIt's not morning time yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:36.63,1:09:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I take a picture of
Dialogue: 0,1:09:39.44,1:09:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baby's first semi-automatic weapon?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:43.76,1:09:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I gotta-\None second.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:44.85,1:09:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get photos real quick.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:46.56,1:09:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to make paper, I think.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.08,1:09:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if I have any.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:55.35,1:09:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:56.09,1:09:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna make some paper real \Nquick, Flippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.40,1:09:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be right back.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.22,1:10:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby's first toy.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.69,1:10:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any paper, Flippa?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:15.09,1:10:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm just gonna go look for sugar cane.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:17.19,1:10:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shouldn't be too long.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:18.69,1:10:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't get into too much trouble\Nwhile I'm gone, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.04,1:10:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to take a picture of you\Nwith your first toy.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:24.93,1:10:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:26.42,1:10:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see.\NThis way.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:42.20,1:10:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so wholesome.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.89,1:10:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm proud of her.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:56.91,1:10:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck.\NJesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:58.32,1:11:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime screams)
Dialogue: 0,1:11:00.54,1:11:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:01.91,1:11:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what am I saying? \NHe wouldn't be able to help with this.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:04.19,1:11:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone else!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:06.85,1:11:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone else that isn't Phil!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:20.42,1:11:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sugarcane?\NIs there any sugarcane?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:23.52,1:11:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:27.61,1:11:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, I've never been jumpscared more
Dialogue: 0,1:11:31.30,1:11:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than when Phil fucking logged on\Nas we were bridging up to his house today.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:34.88,1:11:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was probably the scariest experience \Nof my entire life.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.04,1:11:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can't tell anyone\Nthat I saw Satan.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:55.97,1:11:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just plant some of it?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.10,1:11:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a really good idea. \NHang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.53,1:12:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to embrace sustainable living.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:13.17,1:12:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whee!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.08,1:12:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, a bunch of people are on now.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:30.28,1:12:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime laughs)\N"Just a cringefail dad
Dialogue: 0,1:12:35.25,1:12:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and his cringefail wife."
Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.02,1:12:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QSMP called me a murderer? \NThat's cr-
Dialogue: 0,1:12:46.48,1:12:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan made me fucking do it, dude.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:49.28,1:12:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, what? \NWho's Satan?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:51.78,1:12:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay. \NI just can't let anyone ever hear me-
Dialogue: 0,1:12:53.87,1:12:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:00.57,1:13:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay. \NI'm muted.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:19.30,1:13:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:21.92,1:13:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rotten flesh.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.56,1:13:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hrrm.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.68,1:13:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hrrm.\N(trader mumbles)
Dialogue: 0,1:13:35.97,1:13:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HrrRRRRrrrhm.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:42.00,1:13:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] [Are you on drugs?]\N- [Slime] Hello, hello!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.56,1:13:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can hear me.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:47.25,1:13:50.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] Sí, sí.\N- [Slime] How are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:50.11,1:13:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] [Are you on drugs?]
Dialogue: 0,1:13:52.92,1:13:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] I'm high?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:53.96,1:13:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can get higher. \NCheck this out.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:56.95,1:13:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo!\N- [Spreen] No, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:59.01,1:14:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(slowly)\N[Are you on drugs?]
Dialogue: 0,1:14:02.34,1:14:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] The only drug I have is this.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.86,1:14:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo!\N- [Spreen] Ah, okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.19,1:14:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice. \N- [Slime] The blood rushes to my head
Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.36,1:14:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very, very fast.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:13.74,1:14:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(trader mumbles)
Dialogue: 0,1:14:17.34,1:14:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] [Can't you die that way?]\N- [Slime] Estoy mucho drogado.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.82,1:14:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siempre drogado.\NMasivo drogado.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.22,1:14:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] [Oh, you're high all the time?\NYou live high?]
Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.88,1:14:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Sí. Es real.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:36.01,1:14:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y siempre backflipo.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:38.05,1:14:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.93,1:14:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, Maximus!\N(Maximus' audio stutters)
Dialogue: 0,1:14:42.51,1:14:43.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:14:43.49,1:14:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] Eh?\N- [Slime] Couldn't have said it better myself.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:46.48,1:14:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] What the fuck? Desapareció.\N- [Slime] That was really crazy.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.36,1:14:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we're both on drugs.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:57.35,1:14:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Spreen] [I think something weird\Nis happ-]
Dialogue: 0,1:15:03.60,1:15:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Slime] Holy fuck.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:07.26,1:15:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These drogados are crazy.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:10.49,1:15:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Estoy drogado as hell right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.11,1:15:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No es real.\NEs drogado.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:28.68,1:15:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:32.30,1:15:34.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to take a picture fast. \NThe Spanish speakers are despawning.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:34.65,1:15:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, fuck.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:36.77,1:15:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.40,1:15:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's okay. \NWe'll take a picture when she gets back.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:43.36,1:15:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll just put this in here for now.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:45.83,1:15:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:47.20,1:15:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.77,1:15:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a good night, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:49.93,1:15:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I assume you're just hiding there\Nunder the bed somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:54.46,1:15:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.90,1:15:56.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:56.71,1:16:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get the camera.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:00.57,1:16:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.53,1:16:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:06.11,1:16:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna do a picture of you, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.97,1:16:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby's first toy.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:11.95,1:16:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.20,1:16:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're looking yoked, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:17.48,1:16:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, stand wherever you want\Nthe picture to be. Is it-?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:19.95,1:16:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the fire is pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:23.22,1:16:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's good.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.07,1:16:26.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.59,1:16:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to move forward just a little \Nand then look up towards the camera?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:34.60,1:16:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's perfect.\N(camera clicks)
Dialogue: 0,1:16:37.80,1:16:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Juanaflippa, that came out great!\NLook at this!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:43.10,1:16:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna put this camera in here so we \Ndon't lose it, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:47.08,1:16:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I'll put it in the item frame.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.76,1:16:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:51.70,1:16:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're putting that\Nright up on the wall.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:53.99,1:16:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's going right up there.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.57,1:16:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby's first toy.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:56.38,1:16:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so proud of you, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:02.26,1:17:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like the color of your bed
Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.52,1:17:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or do you want to change it\Nto something more you?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:07.55,1:17:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before you go to bed.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:11.86,1:17:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to change it?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:14.72,1:17:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?\NOkay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.53,1:17:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:18.34,1:17:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What color is Juanaflippa?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:20.19,1:17:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What color do you want?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:26.42,1:17:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, jump one time for red.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:31.46,1:17:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump one time for orange.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:35.36,1:17:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump one time for yellow.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:38.22,1:17:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump one time for green?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:40.82,1:17:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump one time for blue.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:43.82,1:17:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blue!\NOh, yay!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:46.85,1:17:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, I was really hoping\Nyou'd say that
Dialogue: 0,1:17:48.16,1:17:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we're kind of working a budget\Nand that's really the only dye I had,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:50.86,1:17:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you just made your papa very happy.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:53.81,1:17:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:55.48,1:17:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's make you a blue...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:00.17,1:18:01.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, \Nhow do you-?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:01.27,1:18:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you make a-?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:03.52,1:18:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Slime laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:18:05.33,1:18:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you sleep here. \NI gotta do some math.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:15.07,1:18:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I gotta-\Noh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:20.40,1:18:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, can you tell\NI have the most hours on 1.8?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:22.49,1:18:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:25.74,1:18:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:28.14,1:18:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.91,1:18:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You deserve to...\Nyou know.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:32.68,1:18:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa sleeps cold,\Nso we like to set the room on fire.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:35.65,1:18:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:38.22,1:18:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!\NThere's your new bed!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:45.08,1:18:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, and remember,\Nbackflips on the bed
Dialogue: 0,1:18:47.95,1:18:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are always allowed!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.80,1:18:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:53.40,1:18:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Juanaflippa,\Nyou keep it tight.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.33,1:19:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna do this.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:03.71,1:19:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:05.56,1:19:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:06.56,1:19:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta pop out a new move\Nfor you, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:13.01,1:19:14.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit, sit, shy, nervous,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:14.45,1:19:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,selfie, Roblox potion dance,\Npoint, penguin, Orange Justice...
Dialogue: 0,1:19:24.57,1:19:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Item look.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:27.82,1:19:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, none of these are\Nas cool as backflip,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:29.53,1:19:30.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:30.49,1:19:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:32.05,1:19:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hang on, \Nthere's a twerk, Juanaflippa.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:33.49,1:19:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on, one sec. \NThere's a twerk?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:37.32,1:19:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit.\NJuanaflippa, don't look at this.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:40.01,1:19:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, you don't want to see this.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:41.52,1:19:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to see this.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:42.52,1:19:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how to stop.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:43.60,1:19:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juanaflippa, I'm stuck.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:44.52,1:19:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm stuck in the animation. \NIt has to fully play.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:46.73,1:19:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, please go to bed
Dialogue: 0,1:19:48.79,1:19:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when your brain filters things,\Nremove that.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:52.01,1:19:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That goes in the short-term memory,\Nnot the long term.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:54.00,1:19:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. \NGood night, Juanaflippa! I love you!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:57.53,1:19:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay yoked!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:00.96,1:20:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:03.94,1:20:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:05.93,1:20:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess that's it.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:07.82,1:20:09.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've done a good job.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:10.34,1:20:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We fed Juanaflippa her first bread,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:13.52,1:20:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took her on an adventure
Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.83,1:20:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,courtesy of Satan from Hell,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:20.89,1:20:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taught her how to hunt,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:24.77,1:20:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sang her a rap\Nabout the geriatric old man upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:30.40,1:20:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beautiful. \NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:32.84,1:20:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that's just about\Nall you can ask for.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:39.47,1:20:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a great parent.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:41.06,1:20:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And no one can argue with that.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:43.57,1:20:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you guys so much for watching.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:45.22,1:20:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the wrong scene.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:50.55,1:20:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:20:53.08,1:20:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know-\NI misclicked!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:54.89,1:20:56.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you guys so much for watching,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:56.97,1:20:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make sure to turn notifications on
Dialogue: 0,1:20:59.92,1:21:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you don't miss the next stream.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:01.62,1:21:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm happy to say that my deal with Satan \Nhas had no long-term effects
Dialogue: 0,1:21:05.93,1:21:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on my mental or physical status.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:09.93,1:21:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you all so much. \NLet's find someone to raid.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:14.72,1:21:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:21:17.67,1:21:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who should we raid, chat?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.94,1:21:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chat, who should we raid?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.13,1:21:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we raid Phil? \NMaybe that'll make him love me more.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.45,1:21:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's raid Phil. \NHang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:35.20,1:21:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Phil even live?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:37.19,1:21:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil isn't live. \NOkay, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:40.58,1:21:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Max-?\NOkay, Maximus is live?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:44.74,1:21:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so pissed that my wife\Ndidn't take care of our son.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:54.08,1:21:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is Maximus' Twitch?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:02.76,1:22:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AgenteMaximus?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:04.73,1:22:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AgenteMaxo?\NAgenteMaxo.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:07.29,1:22:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, let's do that.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:09.97,1:22:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you guys so much.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:12.78,1:22:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, let's raid there.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:15.59,1:22:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you all so much
Dialogue: 0,1:22:17.92,1:22:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for coming to watch. \NI really appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:20.22,1:22:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all the first time chatters, \Nthank you so much for showing up.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:22.51,1:22:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you enjoyed the stream.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:24.09,1:22:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope everyone has a wonderful\Nrest of their night.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:27.25,1:22:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if Satan comes to you in a dream, \Ntake the deal,
Dialogue: 0,1:22:29.90,1:22:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he'll give your kid a gun,\Nand that's freaking based.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:33.43,1:22:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,1:22:34.36,1:22:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will slime you later.