1
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Something has gone terribly,

2
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terribly,

3
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terribly wrong.

4
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My friends, mi amigos,

5
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there is, cómo se dice,

6
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a fucking problem.

7
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What do you think? 
I just want to ask you.

8
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What do you think the problem is?

9
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What do you think the problem is?

10
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It's a problem with my Minecraft 
daughter, Juanaflippa.

11
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Go ahead. 
Guess.

12
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Guess what the problem is.

13
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"It died."
No.

14
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No, the problem is actually the opposite,
weirdly enough.

15
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Now, what would be the opposite

16
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of if I had a dead kid?

17
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What's the opposite of the problem there?

18
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Tell me.

19
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What's the opposite?

20
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It hatched.

21
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I mean, it might as well have,

22
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because I'll tell you
what the fucking problem is.

23
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I log onto this server today, right?

24
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I log onto this fucking server.

25
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(Slime sighs aggravatedly)

26
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Oh, can you guys hear? 
Is the sound working?

27
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I don't think the sound's working.
One sec.

28
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All right.

29
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Okay, you can hear it now? 
Great.

30
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Great, great, great.

31
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I log on to the server

32
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where my daughter, Juanaflippa, lives.

33
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And do you know what I do?

34
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I say, "Well, I wasn't on yesterday,

35
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but here's what I'll do,

36
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is I'll check the tasks to see.

37
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I'll check the task to see
what Juanaflippa needs done today."

38
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And I check the tasks,
because I haven't seen Mariana live today.

39
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And I check the tasks,
and I checked these yesterday night too,

40
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and they're all done.

41
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They're all done.

42
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Except I go to Twitch

43
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and I look up ElMariana

44
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and he's streamed,
but he hasn't streamed Minecraft.

45
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He hasn't streamed Minecraft.

46
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He has not been on the QSMP.

47
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Which begs the question:

48
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who the fuck is taking care of our child?

49
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Who is taking care of her?

50
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Who?
Because it hasn't been me.

51
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It hasn't been me.

52
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I'll tell you that fucking much.

53
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All right?

54
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I woke up in this closet.

55
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I mean, might as well
be like my fucking house-

56
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My fucking house is on fire!

57
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Jesus fucking Christ.

58
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Jesus Christ.
What is going on?

59
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How long have I been gone?

60
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What is that?

61
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What the fuck is that?

62
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Wh-?

63
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A fucking tree grew into my house.

64
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I was gone so long
my house caught on fire

65
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and a tree grew into it?

66
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I thought I was just gone
for two days.

67
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Who's been-?

68
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What's-?

69
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I installed this little fake hidden bookcase

70
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so that no one could reach Juanaflippa.

71
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(Charlie screams)

72
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Juanaflippa?

73
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Juanaflippa, who the fuck
has been taking care of you?

74
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It says all of your tasks are done.

75
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Did someone do all these things?

76
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Or did someone just come in here
and tick the box?

77
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What does that say?

78
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Feed?

79
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Juanaflippa-

80
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Juanaflippa, spin if someone has fed you.

81
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No one's fed you?

82
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Juanaflippa,
if someone's fed you, do a flippa.

83
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No one's fucking-

84
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Oh my God.

85
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Oh my God, I locked her up
up and no one could-

86
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These are just green. 
No one's-?

87
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Juanaflippa, are you telling me
that no one's taken care of you

88
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for, like, two days?

89
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Oh, Juana!

90
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Juanaflippa, fuck!

91
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Fuck, fuck, 
oh, shit!

92
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Oh shit!

93
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All right, Juanaflippa,
we're gonna make it out of this.

94
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All right, the first thing we gotta do
is we gotta feed you a new food.

95
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I'm so sorry.

96
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Here's this.

97
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Here's a hot meal to start you off.

98
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Here's a hot meal,
Juanaflippa.

99
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Oh, fuck!
Jesus Christ!

100
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Juanaflippa,
what are you doing?

101
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I know you're upset.

102
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I know you're upset,
but now's not the time.

103
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Okay, 
I've gotta have some food in here.

104
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Oh, there's got to be something.

105
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There's got to be something
we can eat.

106
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Juanaflippa,
do you want an egg?

107
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You don't?

108
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Stop committing arson.

109
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I shouldn't have given you those fires.

110
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Hang onto that just in case.

111
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Ow.

112
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Okay, that's deserved.

113
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Juannaflippa, we gotta get you some food.

114
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Come with me.

115
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I'm so sorry.

116
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It said the tasks were done,
Juanaflippa, they were green!

117
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I came in and checked in on you last night.

118
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And you were in bed.

119
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I've gotta have some food in here, right?

120
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I've got some-

121
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Juanaflippa, you want some flint?

122
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Or, like, a dead bush?

123
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Or, like, a...

124
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I know your diet's not the same as mine.

125
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I've got some rabbit...

126
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skin. 
I have rabbit s-

127
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Here we go.
Cooked mutton, Juanaflippa.

128
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All right,
don't accidentally click me with this,

129
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because I will die. 
I'm also starving.

130
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Do you want me to chew it first?

131
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Here, I'll chew it first
and I'll spit it into your mouth.

132
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Only liquids, Juanaflippa.

133
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I've accidentally renamed you to a.

134
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Oh, fuck. 
I'm so sorry.

135
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Where are you going?

136
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Eat your food.

137
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Don't be sad, Juanaflippa.

138
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What?
Did you go vegan?

139
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Did you go vegan while I was gone?

140
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Did you learn about animal cruelty?

141
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You did?

142
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Ah, fuck. 
This is gonna make things a lot more-

143
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I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this, 
Juanaflippa.

144
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I was hoping I wouldn't 
have to give you an ethical childhood,

145
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but I see I have no choice.

146
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Juanaflippa, have you ever had-?

147
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Every time I look away, you die.

148
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Have you ever had bread before,
Juanaflippa?

149
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Have you ever had bread?

150
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Okay, jump if yes,
and crouch if no, okay,

151
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when I ask you these questions, Juan.

152
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Juana.

153
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All right, jump if you've had bread.

154
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Okay. 
Jump if you've had...

155
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Oh shit.

156
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What other vegetables are there
besides bread?

157
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Jump if you've had fish.

158
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You haven't had fish?

159
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Okay.

160
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Well, we could do pescatarian, right?

161
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We could do pescatarian?

162
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Pescatarian's good.

163
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Okay, Juanaflippa,
I'm really sorry.

164
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I had no idea that all this was 
happening.

165
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I would have come here sooner if I knew.

166
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Oh shit.

167
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I didn't realize
when I checked in on my daughter last night

168
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that she was withering away.

169
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All right, Juanaflippa.

170
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Here's the first lesson of the day.

171
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I'm going to teach you how to hunt.

172
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I'm going to teach you how to
hunt for your own food.

173
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Okay?

174
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Now, try not to pull that back 
near Papa

175
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because Papa's rocking 
three old hearts right now, okay?

176
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Three little hearts,
and it's not a lot for Papa.

177
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I'm gonna eat that meat.

178
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No! Jesus Christ!

179
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All right, you gotta 
hang on to those, okay?

180
00:09:01,390 --> 00:09:03,640
You gotta hang on- 
Oh my God!

181
00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,710
Juanaf-
you're a real ace with that, okay, but-

182
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Oh my God!
(panting)

183
00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:10,810
Okay, you've got the "Hola" sign,

184
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,360
but Papa's gonna have the "Adios" sign

185
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,240
if you shoot that
into his fucking cranium, okay?

186
00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,250
All right,
now take back your arrow.

187
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,710
You're gonna need this.

188
00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,390
If you don't want that meat, 
can Papa have it?

189
00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,885
I need to be strong.

190
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:27,807
I need my 180 grams of protein a day
to stay big.

191
00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,032
Is this-? 
Are we doing charades?

192
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That's the closet I've been sleeping in, 
Juanaflippa.

193
00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,757
(laughs)
No, no, no!

194
00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:49,420
Juanaflippa, can I have the meat?

195
00:09:56,810 --> 00:10:00,282
Juanaflippa, I'm having a difficult time
understanding what your needs are.

196
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:08,560
Juanaflippa, I need you
to communicate with me, okay?

197
00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,305
Give her a sign.

198
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,529
Okay, I think I have some signs
I can give her.

199
00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,300
All right, here's some signs.

200
00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:27,424
Do you want to put some things on those?

201
00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,120
Some other perhaps needs?

202
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,948
Can you write, Juanaflippa?
Can you write on those?

203
00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,580
You know,
I snuck up here last night

204
00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,270
and I added this picture of you and me

205
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:42,659
and I didn't realize that you were starving
directly next to it.

206
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,488
Oh!

207
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,590
What?

208
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,069
You know-

209
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,850
Oh, fuck!

210
00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:55,200
Ow, ow, Flippa!

211
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,520
Oh my God!

212
00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,480
Oh my God, my head, 
my skull!

213
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,501
Juanaflippa, come back!

214
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,930
I have half a heart. 
Come back.

215
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:08,120
My daughter, I'm sorry.

216
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,530
I'm sorry.

217
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,184
I'm sorry.

218
00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:16,080
I'm sorry, I thought that someone
was taking care of you

219
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,780
and I realize now that I was wrong

220
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:22,780
and I shouldn't have trusted
these babysitter reports

221
00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,120
that said that you were taken care of.

222
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,100
All right, Juanaflippa.

223
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,967
I've got half a heart

224
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,850
because you shot me right between the eyes.

225
00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:37,120
We're gonna go hunt, okay?
We're gonna go hunt you some fish.

226
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,380
Now, I do need that meat back, okay,

227
00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:41,240
so that Papa can have
some more hearts,

228
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,909
because that's the only food we have
in this house

229
00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:47,870
because my bitch of a wife
hasn't cooked-

230
00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:50,240
Juanaflippa, get the fuck back here!

231
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:53,710
What are you doing?
You're gonna get yourself killed!

232
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:56,950
(screams)
Juanaflippa, help!

233
00:11:56,990 --> 00:12:00,375
I broke my legs. 
Juanaflippa!

234
00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:03,884
Flippa, help!
Help!

235
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,294
Help!

236
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,525
Help!

237
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,137
Help!

238
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,579
I gotta crawl away.

239
00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:27,030
Oh, this is a disaster.

240
00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,609
Where's our child?

241
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:33,556
Flippa?

242
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,647
Can you hear me?

243
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,572
Flippa, Papa's bleeding out.

244
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,500
Flippa, Papa's sort of
bleeding out right now.

245
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,460
Papa's bones are sticking out.

246
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,762
Can you come
put Papa's bones back in?

247
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,630
Flippa?

248
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:52,166
Flippa,
it would be great if you could-

249
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,196
Uh-oh.

250
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,886
Oh shit.

251
00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:03,939
Okay.

252
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,630
That's good, I guess.

253
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,901
Flippa?

254
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,724
Where'd she go?

255
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,154
(trader mumbles)

256
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,412
Have you seen her?

257
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:32,690
Bomb.

258
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,070
Lamp oil? Rope? Bomb?

259
00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:37,804
Juanaflippa?

260
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,275
Oh.

261
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,711
Hey, Flippa.

262
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,912
Hey.

263
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,647
I'm sorry.

264
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,627
I'm really sorry.

265
00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:55,015
I know you're dead.

266
00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:00,910
I know you want a new family
because we're a bit unique

267
00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,898
in how we function,

268
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:09,700
but we, both me and your mother,

269
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,990
neither of which have been here
for the past few days,

270
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:14,171
love you very, very much.

271
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,879
Seeds.

272
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:24,890
Are you giving me back-?

273
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,691
You're giving me back
the pictures we took?

274
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,720
No, these were a gift.

275
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,420
These were a gift to you, Flippa.

276
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,818
You gotta take those.

277
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,892
Fuck.

278
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,120
Okay, Flippa, you stay right there.

279
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,165
Can I have the bow? 
I'm gonna get you some food.

280
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,310
Flippa, is this for me?

281
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,370
I don't really know if I deserve this.

282
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:06,800
It is?

283
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,999
Why, Flippa? 
All I did was-

284
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,543
(gasps)

285
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,348
Okay.
No more words.

286
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,170
Just flips.

287
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,976
Just flips!

288
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,870
Okay, Juanaflippa,

289
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,000
I'll redeem myself.

290
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,330
I'll redeem myself for you. 
Just you wait.

291
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:28,580
You stay right here.

292
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,823
I'm gonna bring you back food, okay?

293
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,220
Okay, you stay right here.

294
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:37,450
Don't worry.

295
00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:39,445
You stay out of danger, okay?

296
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:42,211
I'm gonna get you some food.

297
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,156
I gotta make my daughter proud.

298
00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:53,989
I didn't realize I was 
running a solo parenting act until now.

299
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,790
I'm like Pedral Pesto in The Last of Us.

300
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:03,359
Where's some fish?

301
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:08,508
Where's some fish? 
My daughter's hungry.

302
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:13,834
I can't believe my fucking bitch
of a wife tricked me.

303
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,460
I can't believe I got fucking tricked
into thinking that Juanaflippa

304
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,392
was being taken care of.

305
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,290
Shit!

306
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:31,417
Oh God, this means
she's down a life, probably.

307
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,140
Oh my God.

308
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,020
Guys, I don't usually say this,

309
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:42,735
but I think I might 
have been a bad parent.

310
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:47,315
There's got to be some food
around here somewhere.

311
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,550
Maybe I can, like, fish? 
Hang on.

312
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,080
Do I have stick and string?

313
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,941
I don't have enough string.

314
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,785
Oh, shit.

315
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:06,470
Oh God,
I have to be really careful here.

316
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,968
Hang on.

317
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:16,823
Oh, she's completely fucking vegan.

318
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:20,120
Is pescatarian okay?

319
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,990
Oh God, what's a vegan food?

320
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:24,890
What farm?

321
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:25,860
Is there a farm?

322
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,458
Okay, maybe apples?
That's a good idea.

323
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,540
I don't have any food myself.

324
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,420
I have fucking one heart!

325
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,470
Oh God!

326
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,870
Flippa, I never had parents either.

327
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,604
Does it show, Flippa?

328
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,320
(screams)

329
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,879
I'm not fast enough.

330
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,183
(screams)

331
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:57,898
Flippa!
Daughter, help!

332
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,990
Daughter, it's time to learn to hunt!

333
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,490
Hunt, daughter, please!

334
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,753
(panting)

335
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,724
All right, Flippa.

336
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,950
All I've managed to get so far 
is this rotten flesh,

337
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,250
but I'm gonna get you something better, okay?

338
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:14,440
I know you're a vegan

339
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,060
and this barely counts
as meat anyway,

340
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,925
so Papa's just 
gonna stay strong.

341
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,750
Okay, I'm gonna-
(coughs)

342
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:27,731
get you some veggies, okay?

343
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,666
Oh shit, fuck!

344
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:41,260
Flippa, shoot it! 
Shoot it, Flippa!

345
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,921
Pull back the string
and then fire it!

346
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,568
Good job, Flippa.

347
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:51,014
Unassisted kill. 
I'm proud of you.

348
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,550
(laughs) Hola.

349
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,880
Uh...

350
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:56,951
Sorry.

351
00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:58,813
Flippa?

352
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,120
Flippa, earmuffs on.

353
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,950
Flippa, earmuffs on real quick.

354
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,650
Can you just put earmuffs on?

355
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:15,209
Was that Satan?

356
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,825
Okay, Flippa, you can take your
earmuffs off.

357
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,050
Flippa, I think I've been a bad parent

358
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:27,152
because I'm seeing the devil.

359
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,374
I'm seeing the devil everywhere I go.

360
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,395
And for once, I don't mean your mother.

361
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,900
Shit, where's-?

362
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,330
(screams)

363
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:43,431
Satan, begone!

364
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,830
- [Rubius] Hello, my friend!

365
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:47,940
¡Hola, mi amigo!
- [Slime] Hi.

366
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,950
Hola, Satán.

367
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:52,960
- [Rubius] Hola.
- [Slime] Hola, devil de infierno.

368
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Why are you here? 
Why are you attacking me, Satan?

369
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,130
Why are you attacking me with creepers? 
- [Rubius] [I'm not attacking you.

370
00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:03,469
Can you understand what I'm saying?
Does the text show up over my head?]

371
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,959
- [Slime] Yes it does, Satan.

372
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,990
- [Rubius] [Oh, good.]
- [Slime] Your demonic conversion

373
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,141
is working well.

374
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,540
- [Rubius] Nice. Me gusta.

375
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,167
I can talk to you in English
if you prefer.

376
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,991
- [Slime] What do you think is more evil?

377
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,330
- [Rubius] Spanish is more evil.
- [Slime] ¡Español mal!

378
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,510
- [Rubius] Español es mucho más diabólico.

379
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,459
- [Slime] Okay, español de diablo. Sí.

380
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,746
- [Rubius] [Slime, I want you
to tell me something.]

381
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,390
- [Slime] "Because the one I want you to-"

382
00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:39,420
Yeah, what's up?

383
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,144
What's wrong?

384
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,870
- [Rubius] [I want you to tell me
someone who's done something good for you

385
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,888
and someone who's done
something bad to you.]

386
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,550
- [Slime] Oh, okay.

387
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:56,266
Someone who did something bad to me?

388
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,510
- [Rubius] Yes.

389
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,350
And someone that did
something good to you.

390
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:01,353
- [Slime] Okay.

391
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:05,772
I'll tell you who did something bad 
to me, Satan.

392
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:11,340
- [Rubius] Who?
- [Slime] My fucking bitch of a wife, El Mariana,

393
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:15,186
who has not been here for our daughter!

394
00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:17,876
- [Rubius] Oh no. 
Hey, wait.

395
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:20,170
You were with Mariana
the other day we met.

396
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:21,470
Oh, no. 
I didn't meet you.

397
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,857
- [Slime] No, you're thinking of Little Jesus.

398
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,110
- [Rubius] Lil' Jesus? Who is that?

399
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,008
¿Quién es Lil' Jesus?

400
00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,047
- [Slime] Well, you've heard of Jesus, right?

401
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:32,740
- [Rubius] Yes.
- [Slime] Yeah, he's, like,

402
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:35,786
a littler version of that, sort of.

403
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:41,274
- [Rubius] Wait, how do I get
the translator on?

404
00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:46,260
- [Slime] Go ahead-
- [Rubius] Because I don't understand your language

405
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,330
because I'm from Hell. 
- [Slime] Yeah, because you're from Hell,

406
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,350
where everyone speaks Spanish

407
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:54,210
and there's a yellow filter
like Breaking Bad.

408
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,513
So just go ahead and hit-

409
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,910
Okay, tell you what.

410
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,941
I'll tell you-

411
00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:03,750
I'll make a deal with you, Satan.

412
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,126
I'll tell you where the button is

413
00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:10,420
if you can give me one dark blessing.

414
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,360
- [Rubius] No.

415
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,360
- [Slime] Ow! Ow! 
What the fuck?

416
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,800
Flippa, run!

417
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,050
It's fucking snakes from Hell!

418
00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:19,710
Holy shit!

419
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:23,110
- [Rubius] [That's not how I do things.

420
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,691
I'm the one who makes the deals, not you.
- [Slime] No, no!

421
00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:30,390
- [Rubius] And now, I'm going to kill your egg.]

422
00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,680
- [Slime] You need me, Satan.

423
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:36,210
- [Rubius] [Your egg needs to rescue you.]
- [Slime] You need me.

424
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,790
Flippa, bring me back.

425
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:40,340
Satan, stop!

426
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:43,321
Leave Flippa out of this, Satan!

427
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,315
Fuck! Shit!

428
00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:49,760
Why do you have so many fucking snakes?

429
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,881
Why do you just carry around snakes?

430
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:58,460
Flippa, Papa fell. 
- [Rubius] Now I see.

431
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,410
- [Slime] It's period.

432
00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:01,560
The fucking button is period.

433
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,810
Satan, you're a dick.

434
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,400
You're a fucking cock, Satan.

435
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,250
Jesus is way cooler than you. 
- [Rubius] [What?]

436
00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:12,635
No, no, no.

437
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,616
Wait a minute, I found it.
- [Slime] Yes, he's way cooler.

438
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,220
- [Rubius] Okay, speak.

439
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:23,330
- [Slime] Okay. Whew.

440
00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:25,510
All right, I'm back up.

441
00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:27,720
No thanks to you.

442
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,470
- [Rubius] "Vale, está bien,
he vuelto a levantarme, no gracias a ti."

443
00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:32,274
[Oh! This is incredible!

444
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,818
Quackity's done it again!]

445
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,887
- [Slime] What? Done what?

446
00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:41,490
- [Rubius] [Nothing, nothing.

447
00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:45,178
Okay.
Your egg is hungry.]

448
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,130
- [Slime] Yeah, I know he's hungry.

449
00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:49,680
He's a vegetarian, Satan.

450
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,970
Do you have any vegetables?

451
00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:56,233
From the garden of Hell?
- [Rubius] If you want...

452
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:59,190
[Okay, I don't know why
I'm talking to you in English.]

453
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,886
Sorry.

454
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,450
[If you want me to feed your egg

455
00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:09,927
and give it unlimited life

456
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,780
you'll have to do something for me.]

457
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,900
- [Slime] Well, my egg's very hungry, so...

458
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,470
I mean, I already did a favor
for Little Jesus,

459
00:24:20,510 --> 00:24:23,320
so I figure if I do a favor 
for Little Satan,

460
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,270
it'll probably be all- 
It'll even out.

461
00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:27,371
Sure!

462
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:29,940
And it can't have nuts in it.

463
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,938
As long as it doesn't have nuts in it, okay?

464
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:37,060
- [Rubius] "Siempre y cuando
no tenga frutos secos ¿de acuerdo?"

465
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,901
[Okay, perfect.
Okay.

466
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:45,110
What about the other thing
you asked me for?

467
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,835
You asked me for something else.
Something dark.]

468
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,387
- [Slime] Oh yeah.

469
00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,890
A dark boon.

470
00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:58,160
- [Rubius] Oh, sí.
- [Slime] Sí, sí.

471
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,551
A deal.
- [Rubius] [Tell me.]

472
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,220
- [Slime] A dark power.

473
00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:10,677
- [Rubius] [I can give you
immense dark power.

474
00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:13,300
But what kind of power do you want?]
- [Slime] I want to raise my daughter right,

475
00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:17,547
but I also want to
shoot fire out of my eyes, Satan.

476
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,090
- [Rubius] [I can't do that.

477
00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:21,733
You have to ask for something
more realistic.]

478
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:25,321
- [Slime] Okay.

479
00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:29,113
Can I shoot fire out of my...

480
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,297
- [Rubius] [From your what?]
- [Slime] another orifice?

481
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,515
My hands or ass.

482
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:42,618
- [Rubius] [You want to shoot lasers
from your ass?]

483
00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,580
- [Slime] (laughs)
Yeah, I wanna-

484
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:50,530
Satan, I wanna make a deal
and launch fire out of my a-

485
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:54,010
Satan, can I have a gun? 
(Rubius laughs demonically)

486
00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:56,202
Oh?

487
00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:59,004
- [Rubius] [What? Sorry.
Tell me.]

488
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:01,930
- [Slime] Okay, well, Satan, should I-?

489
00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:04,090
I could ask for
shooting fire out of my ass,

490
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,321
but I could also ask for-

491
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,651
The voices in my head are telling me
to ask for a gun.

492
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,990
- [Rubius] ["The voices in my head-"
Oh, you're schizophrenic.

493
00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:16,420
Interesting.

494
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,528
I can help you with that.]

495
00:26:19,930 --> 00:26:22,390
- [Slime] Yeah, there's, like, thousands of them.

496
00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:25,910
- [Rubius] [All right. Cool.]

497
00:26:25,950 --> 00:26:29,130
- [Slime] I just want something
that no one else has, Satan.

498
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:33,410
That'll put me a step above
the other parents.

499
00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:35,990
- [Rubius] [Okay.
Let me think about it for a second.

500
00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:37,870
Be right back.]

501
00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,400
- [Slime] Okay, Satan, you're coming.

502
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,065
All right, that's a bit-

503
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:48,880
- [Rubius] Estoy cumming.
- [Slime] Semen. El semen.

504
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,882
Okay, he's hiding behind a tree.

505
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,970
I know you're hungry.

506
00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:58,700
I know you're hungry, Flippa,

507
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:01,849
but Daddy's making a deal with Satan
right now, okay?

508
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,740
I know you're hungry.

509
00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:05,060
I'm just making a little deal with Satan

510
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,055
to make sure you get all the food you need.

511
00:27:08,530 --> 00:27:09,340
Okay?

512
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,350
Yeah, no, it's good.

513
00:27:11,390 --> 00:27:13,658
This is a very good man

514
00:27:14,450 --> 00:27:16,170
that Daddy's making a deal with, okay?

515
00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:18,371
Yes, yes.

516
00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:25,271
We're gonna see if we can
get you some food.

517
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,300
Okay.
There used to be

518
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,532
a farm over here, Flippa.

519
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:34,430
Oh, shit.

520
00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:36,257
(gasps)
Flippa!

521
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:41,173
That was incredible!

522
00:27:41,690 --> 00:27:43,762
That was incredible, Flippa!

523
00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:47,939
Flippa!

524
00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:50,502
You just saved my life!

525
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,710
Holy shit!

526
00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:58,450
Flippa, you're a natural!

527
00:27:58,490 --> 00:28:01,215
Okay, here,
here's some more arrows for you.

528
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,461
Here's some bones.

529
00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:05,930
I'll feed you. 
You've earned it.

530
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:07,470
You've earned it more.

531
00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:09,789
All right, Flippa, let's go this way.

532
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,090
I think there's
some bread over here, Fli-

533
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,731
Wait.

534
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,564
Oh, that's perfect.

535
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,270
That's perfecto.

536
00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:33,591
Here you go, Flippa.

537
00:28:34,610 --> 00:28:36,060
We break the bread.

538
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:40,310
Hey, don't let Little Satan 
see us breaking this bread, okay?

539
00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:42,479
I don't think he's a big fan
of that shit.

540
00:28:43,070 --> 00:28:44,853
You're still hungry?

541
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,040
Oh God.
Okay.

542
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,091
All right, let's look for some more.

543
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:07,634
I'm starting to feel like I shouldn't have 
asked Satan for a dark bargain.

544
00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:10,756
It's probably fine, but...

545
00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:16,932
Any apples in here?

546
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,025
Any apples?

547
00:29:21,790 --> 00:29:25,168
Oh, use the bones for bone meal. 
That's a good idea.

548
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:29,671
Flippa, could I have those bones?

549
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,989
Yeah?
Can I have those bones from earlier?

550
00:29:43,590 --> 00:29:45,152
Yeah!

551
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,599
I just need some bones, Flippa.

552
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,730
Okay, it's okay if you want to
hang onto them.

553
00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:53,383
All right.

554
00:29:53,470 --> 00:29:55,452
Thank you, Flippa.

555
00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:58,201
Okay, come with me. 
I'll get you some more.

556
00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:10,229
I wonder what Satan's up to over there.

557
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,550
Probably weird dark shit, huh?

558
00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:29,520
Sorry for swearing, Flippa. 
I was just thinking about the devil.

559
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,348
You know how it goes.

560
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Flippa, I'm so sorry you didn't get fed.

561
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,349
Oh, Flippa's prone.

562
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,187
There you go.

563
00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:49,193
Tell me if that's good, Flippa.
I'll keep getting you more.

564
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,198
You want some more?

565
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:05,090
Yes?

566
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,097
Here you go.

567
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,809
There you go.

568
00:31:12,510 --> 00:31:15,720
Yay! Juanaflippa!

569
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,624
Whoo!

570
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,180
¡El pan!

571
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,953
All right, Juanaflippa.
Hell yes.

572
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:26,120
Once we strike this dark bargain 
with the devil,

573
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,801
we'll never have to do that again.

574
00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:33,480
Okay.

575
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,090
Oh, I should have asked him

576
00:31:35,130 --> 00:31:36,660
how to do a double backflip.

577
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:39,950
I should have asked him how to do
six backflips at once.

578
00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:41,737
(gasps)

579
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:43,830
Good shot, Juanaflippa.

580
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,770
Yeah, Juanaflippa!

581
00:31:45,810 --> 00:31:48,130
That's my fucking daughter, you bitch!

582
00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:49,540
That's my fucking huevo!

583
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:53,017
Yeah! Whoo!

584
00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:54,520
Juanaflippa, are-

585
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,410
Okay, the cherry on top.

586
00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:59,010
Juanaflippa,
I think you've earned some more.

587
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:01,268
I think you've earned some more bread.

588
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,022
Oh my God.

589
00:32:06,030 --> 00:32:07,610
Wait, what is that?

590
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:08,870
It's just flour?

591
00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:11,540
Okay, here you go. 
Here's some more bread.

592
00:32:11,580 --> 00:32:15,019
¡El pan!
El pan para Juanaflippa.

593
00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:18,910
Is that a new food for you,
Juanaflippa?

594
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:21,704
Have you had bread before?

595
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,401
No?
It's a new food?

596
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,542
Yay!
Okay, that's good!

597
00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:36,150
That's good. 
That means we fed a baby a new food.

598
00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:37,943
That's great.

599
00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:39,181
Now we need to take the-

600
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,070
we need to take you on an adventure.
Juanaflippa.

601
00:32:42,490 --> 00:32:46,717
And I have just the fucking thing.

602
00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:48,627
Juanaflippa,

603
00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:51,897
it's time for the training wheels
to come off.

604
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,259
Yes, Juanaflippa, yes!

605
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,340
Juanaflippa, today,

606
00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:59,173
Papa's gonna teach you

607
00:32:59,810 --> 00:33:02,375
how to ride a bike.

608
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,440
All right, so here's how you do it.

609
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,390
Here's how you do it, Juanaflippa.

610
00:33:08,430 --> 00:33:10,292
You just hop on like this.

611
00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,793
Get some speed going.

612
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,320
Get some speed going,
ramp it, jump it,

613
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,980
trick it, 360, 720, 720,

614
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:20,770
backflip on the bike.

615
00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:21,500
I'm crazy.

616
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,260
I'm going stupid.

617
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,895
I'm going nuts.

618
00:33:25,110 --> 00:33:27,080
Grind it, grind the rail.

619
00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:30,190
Curve the edge, grind the rail,

620
00:33:30,230 --> 00:33:33,380
swerve it, clip back,

621
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:35,672
glitch out, 
trick it.

622
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:37,820
Here we go.
Ride up the post.

623
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:40,808
Ride the post.
Tony Hawk.

624
00:33:41,450 --> 00:33:43,336
Tony Hawk.

625
00:33:44,350 --> 00:33:46,210
I'm stuck.

626
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,984
Clutch out.

627
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,862
Through the building.

628
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,800
Clip into the wall. 
Break your bones.

629
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,861
Up the hay.

630
00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:00,701
Up the hay.
Bail.

631
00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:03,500
Backflip.

632
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:06,940
(gasps)
That's right, Juanaflippa!

633
00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:09,020
Now all you have to do is-

634
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:10,580
Yeah, you're doing it!

635
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:12,405
Do you need a little push?

636
00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:15,234
Let's do a little push.

637
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,415
Yay!

638
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,876
That was great, Juanaflippa!

639
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,813
Okay, tell you what.

640
00:34:25,410 --> 00:34:26,640
I'll give you a treat.

641
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,570
I'll give you a treat
if you can ride this bad boy

642
00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:30,524
all the way home.

643
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,260
Uh-oh.

644
00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:38,440
Be gone, servants of Satan!

645
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,490
Sorry, that's El Devil.
- [Rubius] ¡Amigo!

646
00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,560
- [Slime] Oh, Amigo!

647
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,361
- [Rubius] [Dude,
I've found something in the slums.]

648
00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,850
- [Slime] "The best found hello in the slums?"
- [Rubius] Sorry, sorry.

649
00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:56,650
This is wrong.
- [Slime] What did you just say about my daughter?

650
00:34:56,690 --> 00:35:01,390
- [Rubius] No, no, wait.
- [Slime] How dare you, Satan.

651
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,900
- [Rubius] [I've found something
that your daughter might like.

652
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:08,407
She looks like she's going to like it.]

653
00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:13,288
- [Slime] Oh, this makes me very happy, Satan.

654
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,940
- [Rubius] [Good, good.
But you'll have to do something.

655
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,903
Something very evil.
Something horrible.]

656
00:35:19,610 --> 00:35:21,170
- [Slime] Yeah, that's cool. 
Sure.

657
00:35:21,210 --> 00:35:22,804
What is it?

658
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:27,980
- [Rubius] [You have to kill...

659
00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:30,166
someone else's egg.

660
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,267
Whichever one you choose.]

661
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,030
- [Slime] Oh.
Okay, sure.

662
00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:38,080
Second time's the charm. I guess.

663
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,370
Yeah. Okay. Sure.

664
00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:41,775
- [Rubius] [You've already
done it once, right?]

665
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,700
- [Slime] Yeah, no, I've-

666
00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:50,160
We've definitely never- 
Yeah, that's nev-

667
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,170
No, we've never done that before. 
No, no, no.

668
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:54,320
- [Rubius] [Oh, you've never done it.
Alright, perfect.

669
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,940
What I'm going to give
you and your daughter

670
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:01,360
is something very powerful,

671
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:03,620
but you'll need to be careful,
because if not,

672
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:06,485
you may end up leaving this world.]

673
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:11,110
- [Slime] Okay.

674
00:36:11,150 --> 00:36:13,340
I'm gonna be very careful with it, Satan. 
- [Rubius] [This is it.]

675
00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:14,510
- [Slime] Holy shit, okay.
All right.

676
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,220
(gunshot)
(Slime screams)

677
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:17,120
Flippa, put your hands up!

678
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,490
Flippa, run!
- [Rubius] [As you can see, it's very powerful!]

679
00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:21,340
- [Slime] Flippa, throw the wallet 
at him and run!

680
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:24,671
- [Rubius] [You have to be careful!]
- [Slime] Throw the wallet at him and run!

681
00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:28,558
Oh my God.
Ow.

682
00:36:28,910 --> 00:36:30,309
- [Rubius] Yes.

683
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,780
- [Slime] I like that. 
- [Rubius] [I'll give it to you

684
00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:34,325
with just ten bullets.

685
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,520
But you can keep the gun forever,
and you'll find out how to get bullets.]

686
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,870
- [Slime] That's fair.

687
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:46,120
I'm going to prove to my daughter
that I'm a good papa

688
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,669
by giving her a loaded gun.

689
00:36:50,070 --> 00:36:51,840
- [Rubius] [Of course.
You are.]

690
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,870
- [Slime] Thank you, Satan.

691
00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:58,350
- [Rubius] [Okay, if you don't do it
in fifteen minutes,

692
00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:01,470
killing someone else's egg,

693
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:04,260
I'll kill your daughter
right in front of you.

694
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:07,705
You have 15 minutes,
starting now.]

695
00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:09,230
Oh my god!
Oh shit!

696
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,440
Flippa, we gotta go!

697
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,290
Oh, fuck, Flippa!
We have 15 minutes!

698
00:37:15,330 --> 00:37:17,760
I'm not losing you again, Flippa.

699
00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:23,600
Who would have thought?
That Satan guy's a little shady, huh?

700
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,560
I'm sorry, Flippa, 
I just gotta-

701
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,270
I just gotta bake some bread
real quick.

702
00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:30,820
So Papa's got all the hardiness he needs

703
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:34,458
to kill someone else's child.

704
00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:37,170
You can't tell your mother about this, okay?

705
00:37:37,210 --> 00:37:39,140
You can't tell your mother
that I joined the mafia

706
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:41,750
and then killed someone else's son.

707
00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:43,834
All right, Flippa.

708
00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:45,330
The other quest today

709
00:37:45,370 --> 00:37:49,960
was to go on a new adventure, okay?

710
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,980
And now, our new adventure
is a little special one

711
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,588
that Satan gave us.

712
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,644
We're gonna go put
Phil's kid to supersleep, okay?

713
00:38:00,934 --> 00:38:03,150
We're gonna put him to sleep.

714
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:07,662
We're gonna put him in a really deep slumber.

715
00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:13,430
It's okay, Phil is a great father.

716
00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:15,640
If anything, this will teach him
that life is precious.

717
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,956
This is probably what's best for him.

718
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:25,440
Okay, we taught Flippa how to hunt,

719
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:30,498
and every good hunter needs some prey.

720
00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:36,010
Oh, I'm harvesting this shit.

721
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,642
Okay, up this way, Flippa.

722
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,456
Take all the stuff you want
if you want it.

723
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:49,956
Okay, here we go.

724
00:38:50,450 --> 00:38:52,497
All right, Flippa,
do you have blocks?

725
00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:56,513
Flippa, we're gonna have to
teach you how to bridge.

726
00:38:58,210 --> 00:39:00,020
So here's what we're gonna do, Flippa.

727
00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:05,050
You're gonna come out here,
stand next to Papa.

728
00:39:05,090 --> 00:39:08,525
You're gonna jump and place those blocks, okay?

729
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:12,680
And I already know you can water bucket.

730
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,580
Oh fuck, Philza just logged on.

731
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,649
Oh, this is really bad.

732
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,550
Go!
Flippa, go!

733
00:39:27,590 --> 00:39:30,067
Go, go, go!
Flippa, go!

734
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,384
We have to be so fast!

735
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,314
- [Phil] Oh, hey, Charlie.

736
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,590
- [Slime] Hey, Phil. 
- [Phil] Can you hear me?

737
00:39:40,630 --> 00:39:41,570
Oh, there we go.

738
00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:43,710
- [Slime] Yeah, wait, sorry, 
did you say something?

739
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:46,420
I can't hear you for some reason.

740
00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:50,767
- [Phil] Hello?
- [Slime] Hello?

741
00:39:51,450 --> 00:39:53,130
Can you hear me, Phil?

742
00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:54,791
- [Phil] Yeah.

743
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,620
- [Slime] You're glitching out.

744
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:59,839
It's just, like, choppy 
for some reason.

745
00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:09,205
I got this issue earlier. 
You might have to re-log.

746
00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:27,486
Phil, can you hear me?

747
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,885
- [Phil] Yeah.
- [Slime] Can you hear me?

748
00:40:33,650 --> 00:40:35,351
Hello?

749
00:40:38,450 --> 00:40:40,290
- [Phil] Hello?
- [Slime] Hey.

750
00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:42,894
I think I can hear you now. 
Is it working?

751
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,120
- [Phil] Yeah.
- [Slime] Oh, sweet.

752
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,997
How's it going, man?

753
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,910
- [Phil] Good.
Where's, uh...

754
00:40:50,290 --> 00:40:52,380
where's my egg?

755
00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:55,170
- [Slime] What?
- [Phil] Where's my egg?

756
00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:56,210
- [Slime] I was just
teaching Flippa

757
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:59,449
how to bridge up here.

758
00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:07,601
- [Phil] Charlie?
- [Slime] Yes, Phil?

759
00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:11,557
- [Phil] Where is Chayanne?

760
00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:14,951
- [Slime] Maybe your wife took her out

761
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,853
for the day. 
- [Phil] He was right behind you

762
00:41:21,710 --> 00:41:24,130
- [Slime] I don't-
- [Phil] when I logged in.

763
00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:25,100
- [Slime] Yeah, but you were-

764
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:27,554
what, when you were glitching out?

765
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:38,802
- [Phil] Charlie, tell me what you did.
- [Slime] Flippa.

766
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:41,204
I need you to take this paraglider

767
00:41:42,510 --> 00:41:44,849
and I need you to fly. 
- [Phil] Charlie...

768
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,550
- [Slime] I need you to fly far away. 
- [Phil] Charlie, I can literally hear you.

769
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:51,100
Charlie, I can literally hear
what you're saying.

770
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:52,870
- [Slime] Flippa, it's looking like

771
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,879
he thinks that we 
did something-

772
00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:58,270
Hey, dude, not cool, man.
- [Phil] "Not cool?!"

773
00:41:58,310 --> 00:41:59,530
- [Slime] Flippa, you gotta-

774
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,220
Flippa, bri-

775
00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:03,424
Yes, Flippa!

776
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,450
I was really worried she would-

777
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:08,322
Oh fuck!
She's got no stamina!

778
00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:10,663
She's gassed.

779
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:15,558
God, I am so proud of my daughter.

780
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,070
- [Phil] Mm-hmm.
- [Slime] And I think that every parent

781
00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:27,288
should aspire to feel that way.

782
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:34,300
- [Phil] Yeah, I would if my kid was in his bed

783
00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:35,580
where I left him.

784
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,390
- [Slime] Well, you know,

785
00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:41,860
this is about when
that rebellious phase strikes, usually.

786
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:45,010
So maybe- I mean,
have you tried looking around and seeing-?

787
00:42:45,050 --> 00:42:48,560
Mine sneaks off and does backflips sometimes.

788
00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:54,273
What's that? 
- [Phil] Charlie, get out of here.

789
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:56,650
Get out of here
before I do something I'll regret.

790
00:42:56,690 --> 00:42:57,760
- [Slime] Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Okay.

791
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,349
All right, listen, man,
I don't know where your kid is, okay?

792
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:03,940
I don't know where they are. 
- [Phil] Stop griefing my house!

793
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:05,860
- [Slime] I'm not griefing!

794
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:08,250
I'm looking for
a puddle of water to jump into!

795
00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:10,030
Whoo!

796
00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:16,935
Oh shit!
Oh shit!

797
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,725
(phantom screeches)
Oh shit!

798
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,583
Satan!

799
00:43:30,570 --> 00:43:33,028
Come to me, Satan!

800
00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:37,030
I've done your dark task!

801
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,866
I've done your dark task, goddammit!

802
00:43:40,930 --> 00:43:42,970
In front of my fucking friend!

803
00:43:43,010 --> 00:43:45,170
I know you set me up, Satan.

804
00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:47,080
Oh shit, who's that?

805
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,286
Who's that?

806
00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:55,920
(relieved exhale)
Flippa.

807
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,236
Okay, back to your room, Flippa.

808
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,650
In there, Flippa.

809
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,092
Oh shit, hang on.

810
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,030
- [Rubius] (deep, distorted voice)
[Knock knock.]

811
00:44:09,070 --> 00:44:12,080
- [Slime] ¡Hola, mi amigo!

812
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,250
- [Rubius] [Knock knock!]
- [Slime] Can you not come in

813
00:44:14,290 --> 00:44:16,920
unless I open it,
like a vampire?

814
00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:20,300
- [Rubius] [Yeah, exactly.
Listen.]

815
00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:23,100
- [Slime] Hola, amigo.
- [Rubius] [You can't tell anybody

816
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:25,305
about my existence.

817
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,696
(normal)
Do you understand?]

818
00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:29,780
- [Slime] Oh, hang on.

819
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:32,010
Move-
- [Rubius] Okay, no, I'll tell you in English.

820
00:44:32,050 --> 00:44:35,520
You cannot tell about my existence
to anyone.

821
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,190
If you ever do- 
- [Slime] Oh, fuck.

822
00:44:37,230 --> 00:44:40,360
- [Rubius] I will kill you,
kill your family,

823
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,600
burn your house,

824
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,540
and take everything from you
and send you back to Hell.

825
00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:46,620
- [Slime] What do you mean, back to Hell-?

826
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:49,583
Oh fuck, am I from Hell? 
- [Rubius] Yes.

827
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,750
Maybe we are all from Hell.

828
00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:53,900
We are all from Heaven.
- [Slime] This changes my world view.

829
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:56,450
I was really hoping I could just tell Phil
that Satan made me do it,

830
00:44:56,490 --> 00:44:58,080
so now I'm gonna need to
think of another alibi.

831
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,849
- [Rubius] No, you cannot tell him.
If you tell him,

832
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,590
you know what's going to happen, right?

833
00:45:02,630 --> 00:45:03,850
- [Slime] Yeah, you're going to
burn my house

834
00:45:03,890 --> 00:45:07,040
and send me back to Hell, Satan.
- [Rubius] Exactly.

835
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,160
And you don't want that, trust me.

836
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,660
- [Slime] No, I don't want to
go back to Hell, Satan.

837
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:13,390
- [Rubius] Yes, yes. Okay.
The deal is on.

838
00:45:13,430 --> 00:45:17,165
- [Slime] And I don't want Juanaflippa
to be without a papa again.

839
00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:18,765
- [Rubius] What?

840
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:22,270
- [Slime] What do you mean, what? 
- [Rubius] What did you say?

841
00:45:22,310 --> 00:45:25,580
- [Slime] I said I don't want Juanaflippa
to be without a papa.

842
00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,290
- [Rubius] Oh, no, of course not.

843
00:45:27,330 --> 00:45:30,221
¿Dónde está Juanaflippa?
Where is she?

844
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,690
- [Slime] You don't need to know that, Satan.

845
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:33,790
That information-
- [Rubius] Yes I do.

846
00:45:33,830 --> 00:45:34,370
Tell me!
- [Slime] Hey, hey, hey!

847
00:45:34,410 --> 00:45:35,700
That's information's not nec-

848
00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:38,370
Jesus Christ,
that's an actual bullet hole.

849
00:45:38,410 --> 00:45:40,780
- [Rubius] This is for Juanaflippa.

850
00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:43,240
- [Slime] You're gonna shoot Juana-?!
You're gonna put a fucking bullet in my daughter?

851
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,180
- [Rubius] I don't wanna shoot her!
I am a loyal guy!

852
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:48,750
If you do the quest,
I will deliver.

853
00:45:48,790 --> 00:45:49,920
- [Slime] Okay.
- [Rubius] But tell me.

854
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,780
Where is she?

855
00:45:50,820 --> 00:45:53,310
- [Slime] All right. Okay.
- [Rubius] ¿Dónde está?

856
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,120
- [Slime] She's right in here, Satan.

857
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,040
But hey, I don't want you-

858
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,742
You seem like you're gonna be
a real bad influence to my daughter.

859
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,390
- [Rubius] Sí.
- [Slime] So how about this?

860
00:46:04,430 --> 00:46:07,700
Because I know you can't 
come in unless I invite you.

861
00:46:07,740 --> 00:46:08,560
You told me that.
You can't-

862
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,560
Hey! Oh, shit!
- [Rubius] Yes I can.

863
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,850
I'm the devil.
I'm not stupid.

864
00:46:12,890 --> 00:46:14,440
- [Slime] Fuck, he's the devil!
Fuck, you lied about it!

865
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,560
You're the fucking devil. 
I should have known.

866
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,613
All right. 
Juanaflippa's this way.

867
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:21,530
Oh fuck.
I didn't think about that.

868
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,330
The devil would just lie to me.

869
00:46:23,370 --> 00:46:24,690
Hey, Juanaflippa.
- [Rubius] I need-

870
00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:27,050
[Oh, Juanaflippa, my love!
How are you?]

871
00:46:27,090 --> 00:46:28,210
- [Slime] Don't be scared, 
Juanaflippa,

872
00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,581
it's not CPS.

873
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,600
It's just Satan.
- [Rubius] [Don't be scared.]

874
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,642
- [Slime] It's just Satan from Hell.

875
00:46:35,350 --> 00:46:38,640
This is a family friend
of me and your mother's.

876
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,800
- [Rubius] [Flippa, this is for you, okay?
It only has ten bullets.]

877
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,130
- [Slime] Hey, don't point that shit
at her, man.

878
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:44,200
- [Rubius] Hey, hey!

879
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,280
[I do what I want!]
- [Slime] Ow!

880
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,620
- [Rubius] [You relax.
We made a deal.

881
00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:50,230
This is for her.]

882
00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:51,260
- [Slime] I don't know what you're saying.

883
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:53,870
You shot me and then
started speaking Spanish.

884
00:46:53,910 --> 00:46:56,100
It's a deal for her?
- [Rubius] [Translate it, asshole!

885
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:58,000
It's a deal.
Look, look.]

886
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,700
Can you read now?

887
00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:02,039
Look up.
- [Slime] Sí, sí.

888
00:47:02,350 --> 00:47:06,680
- [Rubius] [All right, so
we made a deal, and the gun is for her.

889
00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:08,490
It only has ten bullets.

890
00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:11,800
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine...]

891
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,220
- [Slime] Diez.
- [Rubius] Diez.

892
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:17,870
Hey, why don't we do something fun?

893
00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:20,260
Why don't you make Flippa...

894
00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:22,980
- [Slime] Oh God.
- [Rubius] shoot the other guy,

895
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:25,955
the father of the other egg?
- [Slime] (laughs)

896
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:28,010
Satan-
no, no, Juanaflippa!

897
00:47:28,050 --> 00:47:28,980
- [Rubius] (deep, distorted)
Yes, yes, yes.

898
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:30,220
- [Slime] No, don't flip about that.

899
00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:33,570
- [Rubius] Just a little shoot.
Un pequeño disparito.

900
00:47:33,610 --> 00:47:35,390
- [Slime] Oh, shit.

901
00:47:35,430 --> 00:47:37,410
Listen, Satan.
- [Rubius] (normal) Yes?

902
00:47:37,450 --> 00:47:38,600
- [Slime] We made a deal, okay?

903
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,140
We made a deal
and that was the deal.

904
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:42,450
- [Rubius] Aw...
- [Slime] So unless you've got something

905
00:47:42,490 --> 00:47:44,210
to sweeten the pot here, 
that's it, all right?

906
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:47,410
We're done.
- [Rubius] No, this was just fun.

907
00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:50,400
The deal is done,
but this was just extra fun.

908
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,800
But if you don't want to...
- [Slime] No.

909
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,160
I think Juanaflippa now has-

910
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,100
We're not gonna waste those bullets
on aggression, okay?

911
00:47:58,140 --> 00:47:59,340
We're gonna take care of ourselves 
out here.

912
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:01,730
So thank you, Satan, 
for that.

913
00:48:01,770 --> 00:48:03,180
I appreciate it.
- [Rubius] Mm-hmm.

914
00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:04,260
- [Slime] Dap me up

915
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,300
and I'll probably see you eventually

916
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:09,494
in the seventh ring, brother.

917
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:12,640
- [Rubius] [Perfect.
We'll see each other soon.

918
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,588
It's been a pleasure.]
- [Slime] Say hi to little Jesus for me.

919
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:23,013
(Slime sighs in relief)

920
00:48:23,990 --> 00:48:24,620
All right Juana-

921
00:48:24,930 --> 00:48:28,310
okay, wait, wait! 
I'm sorry.

922
00:48:28,350 --> 00:48:32,168
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.

923
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,610
"Yeah, sorry, just a glitch.

924
00:48:37,650 --> 00:48:40,190
Looks like...

925
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,863
weird stuff
happening on the server.

926
00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:56,750
Thought Flippa despawned for a sec.

927
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:06,871
Try re-logging,
that might have happened to yours."

928
00:49:10,210 --> 00:49:13,072
Okay, Juanaflippa.
All right.

929
00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:15,780
You know, I'd say that today,

930
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:18,631
we gave you a new food.

931
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,120
And if a taste of Hell counts,
that too.

932
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,660
We took you on 
quite the adventure.

933
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:26,840
I'd say we taught you a new skill.

934
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:31,763
We really got your aim worked on,
which now I'm feeling pretty good about.

935
00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:36,269
And let's see, there's one last one here.

936
00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:39,351
"Sing the baby a lullaby."

937
00:49:40,030 --> 00:49:43,080
Yeah!
Okay, we can do a lullaby.

938
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:48,080
Let me if I can find
a nice backing track for you, Flippa.

939
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:48,930
- "We got new plushies-"

940
00:49:48,970 --> 00:49:51,812
- [Slime] That's just my video. 
Hang on.

941
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,490
Okay, one sec.

942
00:49:54,530 --> 00:49:57,560
I'm gonna find a nice little
background track for you, Flippa.

943
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,390
Can you just give me one sec?

944
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,190
Yeah, Flippa!

945
00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:03,660
All right,
talk to the stream for a sec, Flippa.

946
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,707
I gotta find something.

947
00:50:08,610 --> 00:50:11,440
(Slime typing)

948
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,649
Is this what I want?

949
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:30,672
Hang on.

950
00:50:32,610 --> 00:50:34,390
This is a Glock type beat.

951
00:50:34,430 --> 00:50:37,380
(Slime skipping through
a rap backing track)

952
00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:40,470
I want a beat with actual gunshots in it.

953
00:50:40,510 --> 00:50:43,200
(acoustic guitar)

954
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,640
I want a rap beat with gunshots.

955
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,890
Does anyone have a rap beat
with gunshots in it?

956
00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:50,030
Hang, on what about this one?
(Slime skipping through track)

957
00:50:50,610 --> 00:50:52,649
(gunshot sound effect)
Oh.

958
00:50:54,170 --> 00:50:56,840
(Slime laughs)
Okay, all right.

959
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,216
Hang on, Juanaflippa.

960
00:51:02,570 --> 00:51:04,610
All right, one sec.

961
00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:07,161
What is Kitchen Gun?

962
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:12,768
Kitchen Gun Epic Remix?

963
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,240
No, we're not doing that.

964
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,630
We're doing gunshot-type beat.

965
00:51:16,670 --> 00:51:21,189
Okay, Juanaflippa, I just got to
convert this to MP3 real quick.

966
00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:24,360
Which, is that strictly legal? 
I don't know.

967
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,856
But we just made a deal with Satan earlier,
so it's probably cool.

968
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:35,820
(someone places a block)

969
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:37,720
Is this Kitchen Gun?

970
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,940
(♪: "3 BIG SHOTS FROM [KITCHEN GUN]")

971
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:44,804
(Charlie laughs)

972
00:51:47,990 --> 00:51:49,960
Is that not it?

973
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,640
Is this it?

974
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:56,371
(♪: "Kitchen Gun Remix")

975
00:51:56,420 --> 00:51:57,570
Or is that it?

976
00:51:57,610 --> 00:51:59,496
Which one is it?

977
00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:05,750
We're gonna do the Big Shot one 
so I can sing along to it.

978
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:09,984
Okay, ready?

979
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:11,990
I'm just gonna download it
and put in my sampler

980
00:52:12,030 --> 00:52:14,020
so I can sing it to Juanaflippa.

981
00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:16,000
And then Juanaflippa,
we're gonna need to bail out

982
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:16,940
and we're probably gonna need to move

983
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:18,460
and we're probably gonna need to
change postcodes.

984
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,090
Oh my God!

985
00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:21,620
All right, he's already trying to
summon the devil again.

986
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:23,290
Fuck.

987
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,250
It's not converting.

988
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:39,530
(rap backing track)
Okay, you know what,

989
00:52:39,570 --> 00:52:41,860
I'm just gonna do it on this beat.

990
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:44,230
I'm just gonna do it on this beat
because it's not converting.

991
00:52:44,270 --> 00:52:45,550
Juanaflippa, I can't get the beat to-

992
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,380
You're just gonna have to
imagine the beat, Juanaflippa.

993
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:48,090
Go to my stream.

994
00:52:48,130 --> 00:52:49,340
Hold that gun out and, like,

995
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:51,546
do cool shit.

996
00:52:52,230 --> 00:52:53,990
Yeah.

997
00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:56,280
Flippa on the beat!
(Phil clears his throat)

998
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,140
Flippa, Flippa!

999
00:52:59,090 --> 00:53:00,010
(backing track stops)
Hey, Phil, you kind of

1000
00:53:00,050 --> 00:53:01,120
caught me at a bad time.

1001
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,590
Can I just finish this up before-?

1002
00:53:03,630 --> 00:53:05,160
Flippa, put that away.
- [Phil] Yeah.

1003
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,685
Sure. I'll wait.

1004
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,968
- [Slime] Okay, thanks.

1005
00:53:11,050 --> 00:53:12,370
Just give me one sec.

1006
00:53:13,810 --> 00:53:15,611
Appreciate it, man.

1007
00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:19,240
I'm sorry about that...

1008
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,762
glitch, by the way.

1009
00:53:22,730 --> 00:53:24,200
- [Phil] Yeah, glitch.

1010
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,992
So...

1011
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,690
I'm just inquiring-

1012
00:53:29,730 --> 00:53:31,530
- [Slime] Yeah, just one second though, man.

1013
00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:35,658
- [Phil] One se-?
<i>Charlie!</i>

1014
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,710
- [Slime] What, dude? 
What, man?

1015
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,640
- [Phil] <i>Did you kill my egg?</i>

1016
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,120
- [Slime] Kill your fucking egg?
No, dude!

1017
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:42,990
No, I wouldn't!

1018
00:53:43,030 --> 00:53:44,800
Flippa, put the gun away.

1019
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,500
I did not kill your fucking egg.

1020
00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:48,160
I was teaching Flippa
how to speedbridge.

1021
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,960
What are you talking about?

1022
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:52,080
- [Phil] Charlie, I logged on-
- [Slime] And I'm about to sing her

1023
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,760
a fucking bed- 
You are traumatizing a child!

1024
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,400
- [Phil] Charlie!
- [Slime] You're traumatizing a child right now.

1025
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,030
- [Phil] Then take it outside. 
Come here.

1026
00:53:58,070 --> 00:53:59,960
Okay, well, let me sing-
Do you wanna-

1027
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,660
You know what?

1028
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,560
Let's show her that love trumps war.

1029
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,190
Do my bedtime story with hers.

1030
00:54:05,230 --> 00:54:06,180
We can put her to to bed,

1031
00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:07,850
and then afterwards
we can take this outside

1032
00:54:07,890 --> 00:54:10,420
and we can talk about this 
like adults, okay?

1033
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:13,565
Flippa stops setting fires
and trying to summon...

1034
00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:14,850
something.

1035
00:54:14,890 --> 00:54:15,960
All right?

1036
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:16,940
(rap backing track begins)

1037
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:18,717
Okay.

1038
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,469
All right.

1039
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,719
(Slime clears his throat)

1040
00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:24,880
Brrap!

1041
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,170
This one goes out to
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chayanne!

1042
00:54:29,870 --> 00:54:31,927
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chayanne!

1043
00:54:33,030 --> 00:54:33,680
Ch-Ch-

1044
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,213
Ch-Ch-Chayanne!

1045
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:41,260
Alright, here we go.

1046
00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:45,120
My daughter, Juanaflippa

1047
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:49,080
Got a bow and arrow, shot a creepa

1048
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,410
Poppin’ down, doing Gangnam Style

1049
00:54:52,450 --> 00:54:55,560
Be careful whose egg you rile up

1050
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,290
My egg’s got a gun

1051
00:54:57,330 --> 00:55:01,040
My egg hunts, my egg shoots for fun

1052
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,090
Juanaflippa, she’s got allergies

1053
00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:07,360
Juanaflippa, she’s allergic to bees

1054
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,520
Juanaflippa, and also detergent

1055
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,830
Juanaflippa, she’s a fucking insurgent

1056
00:55:13,870 --> 00:55:16,940
Juanaflippa, she flips all day

1057
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,190
Juanaflippa, and we don’t pray

1058
00:55:19,230 --> 00:55:20,880
We like to play

1059
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,820
But we don’t pray to God

1060
00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:26,560
We worship the other guy now that He’s gone

1061
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,980
We set fires and jump all day

1062
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:32,410
It’s bedtime now, so what do we say?

1063
00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:36,809
Hey - whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude!

1064
00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:40,510
- [Phil] I was given permission by God to kill you.

1065
00:55:40,550 --> 00:55:42,140
- [Slime] What-? Okay, tell you what-

1066
00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:43,530
- [Phil] Juanaflippa, I’m sorry.

1067
00:55:43,570 --> 00:55:44,840
(gunshots)

1068
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,600
- [Slime] Juanaflippa! Fucking take him down!

1069
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,750
Yeah, you bitch! Here’s the bridge!

1070
00:55:48,790 --> 00:55:53,400
You fucked with Juanaflippa,
so you got the glock

1071
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,960
Now it’s time to fuck

1072
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,360
You fucked up

1073
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,850
You fucked up, my dude

1074
00:55:58,890 --> 00:56:01,280
You shouldn’t have given Flippa that ‘tude

1075
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,410
Yeah! Let’s go!

1076
00:56:04,450 --> 00:56:07,600
Let’s go, Juanaflippa, you already know!

1077
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,679
(backing track stops)
Fuck yes, Juanaflippa, that was beautiful.

1078
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,360
He had it coming, between you and me.

1079
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,010
Time to eat his avocado toast.

1080
00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:17,960
He fucking would, wouldn’t he?

1081
00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:20,770
Good job, Juanaflippa.

1082
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:22,468
All right, Juanaflippa.

1083
00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:23,250
Take these.

1084
00:56:23,290 --> 00:56:26,450
Put these items on, okay, Juanaflippa?

1085
00:56:26,490 --> 00:56:28,683
Put that armor on.

1086
00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:30,830
Yes, Juanaflippa!

1087
00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:33,130
Juanaflippa, spew your seed!

1088
00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:35,907
Take that armor, 
okay, Juanaflippa?

1089
00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:36,990
All right, good job.

1090
00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:38,982
Now put that on.

1091
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,480
(Slime laughs)

1092
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,710
- [Phil] Charlie!
(Phil climbing a ladder)

1093
00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:48,608
- [Slime] Uh-oh.

1094
00:56:49,790 --> 00:56:51,320
(Phil opens a chest)

1095
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,030
- [Phil] Get out here!

1096
00:56:53,070 --> 00:56:55,413
- [Slime] What's up, man?

1097
00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:57,190
- [Phil] Why did you do it?

1098
00:56:57,230 --> 00:56:58,650
- [Slime] Why did I do what? 
What are you even ta-?

1099
00:56:58,690 --> 00:57:00,400
You're deranged. 
- [Phil] Why did you kill my egg?

1100
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,880
- [Slime] You're talking about God.

1101
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,620
God's not real!
- [Phil] Also, why the fuck

1102
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:05,940
does your egg have a fucking gun?

1103
00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:09,450
- [Slime] Why does my what have a gun? 
Are you hallucinating?

1104
00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:10,840
- [Phil] Why does your egg
have a fucking gun?

1105
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,221
- [Slime] Dude, you're on drugs.

1106
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:17,790
You're literally on drugs right now. 
You're talking like a crazy person.

1107
00:57:17,830 --> 00:57:19,890
- [Phil] Give me my shit back.
- [Slime] Yeah, fine, all right?

1108
00:57:19,930 --> 00:57:21,820
Here's what you dropped, bro.

1109
00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:23,410
- [Phil] No, give me my shit back.

1110
00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:27,260
- [Slime] No, I'll fucking tell you what,
buddy. Phil.

1111
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:29,473
Listen, we love each other, all right?

1112
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,790
That's Jaiden's stuff. 
You can't steal from her, all right?

1113
00:57:31,830 --> 00:57:33,400
Are you a woman? No.
- [Phil] I'm just getting a pickaxe.

1114
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,812
- [Slime] You're not a woman.

1115
00:57:34,950 --> 00:57:37,110
Are you a woman? 
You're a woman hater.

1116
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,210
Back off.

1117
00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:39,710
- [Phil] Oh my God,
my body's just fucking there.

1118
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:41,100
Jesus Christ.
- [Slime] Back off.

1119
00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:43,160
- [Phil] Charlie, give me my shit back!
- [Slime] It's my body now!

1120
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,980
Phil, we gotta talk, all right?

1121
00:57:45,020 --> 00:57:46,830
If you take another step forward,

1122
00:57:46,870 --> 00:57:49,390
I'm gonna do it.

1123
00:57:49,430 --> 00:57:51,460
So we have to talk.
- [Phil] Mmm.

1124
00:57:52,110 --> 00:57:54,300
- [Slime] Now, here's some avocado toast.

1125
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:55,760
- [Phil] Give me my stuff back,

1126
00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:58,110
then we'll talk.
- [Slime] That'll be $23.

1127
00:57:58,150 --> 00:58:02,090
No, no,
because you came into my house, all right?

1128
00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:04,100
You came into my house and you-
- [Phil] You murdered my son!

1129
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:06,270
- [Slime] You threatened my dau- 
I don't know who your son is!

1130
00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:08,564
- [Phil] You murdered him!
- [Slime] I've never even met your son!

1131
00:58:08,950 --> 00:58:11,710
- [Phil] Shut up.
I was visited by a god.

1132
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:15,025
A god told me that it was murd-

1133
00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:17,240
- [Slime] Oh, that god?

1134
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,590
Oh, that god who's trying to smite you?

1135
00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:21,900
- [Phil] A god told me my egg was murdered!

1136
00:58:21,940 --> 00:58:23,980
- [Slime] Well, I'm sorry that happened to you!

1137
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:27,557
- [Phil] And you were the only person-
- [Slime] Is there any other way I can help?

1138
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,640
Listen, I will give you your shit back

1139
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:35,834
if you promise not to hurt Juanaflippa, okay?

1140
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,420
I saw the way you were looking at her.

1141
00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:40,700
She has nothing to do with this.

1142
00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:44,160
We all just want what's best
for our child.

1143
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,990
(Phil laughs)

1144
00:58:46,030 --> 00:58:51,110
Now, there is an odd
smattering of particles next to you

1145
00:58:51,150 --> 00:58:53,680
in sort of a vague angelic shape,
I did notice.

1146
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,421
That is a bit odd, I will admit.

1147
00:58:56,470 --> 00:58:58,340
This is true.

1148
00:58:58,380 --> 00:59:01,680
My boy Lil' J
is clearly in the hood right now.

1149
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,968
(Slime drinks from a water bottle)

1150
00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:06,840
But Phil?

1151
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,350
(Phil hiccups)

1152
00:59:08,390 --> 00:59:09,850
- [Phil] "Lil' J?"

1153
00:59:09,890 --> 00:59:11,230
(both laugh)

1154
00:59:11,270 --> 00:59:12,210
- [Slime] Yeah, that's right.

1155
00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,270
I'm on a fucking first name basis.

1156
00:59:14,310 --> 00:59:17,010
We have nickies for each other.

1157
00:59:17,050 --> 00:59:18,770
- [Phil] Can I get my shit
before it despawns?

1158
00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:20,870
Jesus Christ.
- [Slime] No, you stay back.

1159
00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:22,590
(lightning strikes close by)

1160
00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:23,700
What the fuck's going on in there?!

1161
00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:25,759
Juanaflippa, run!

1162
00:59:25,890 --> 00:59:27,380
Dude, it won't desp-
It's on your body.

1163
00:59:27,420 --> 00:59:30,785
Agree you won't hurt Juanaflippa.

1164
00:59:30,870 --> 00:59:33,000
- [Phil] I agree.
- [Slime] Okay. All right.

1165
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,860
As God is literally my witness.
- [Phil] But, like,

1166
00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:36,960
your egg is burning, dude.
- [Slime] Stop.

1167
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,040
Juanaflippa, get out of the fire.

1168
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:39,690
Okay.

1169
00:59:39,730 --> 00:59:41,700
All right, you're good to go.

1170
00:59:41,740 --> 00:59:44,240
I did take some of your shit. 
Hang on.

1171
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,370
Oh.
- [Phil] Give me all my shit.

1172
00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:48,860
- [Slime] Hang on, one sec. 
I gotta take care of this.

1173
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,680
I'll give you your shit.
I promise.

1174
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,230
(Phil laughs)

1175
00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:53,450
Okay.

1176
00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:55,300
Here you go. 
Ow.

1177
00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:57,064
Oh, wait. Hang on.

1178
00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:59,372
Critical hunger.

1179
01:00:00,630 --> 01:00:02,967
Okay.
I have these bottles.

1180
01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:04,300
(Phil laughs)

1181
01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:06,930
Gonna sort of vaguely throw them
in the vicinity

1182
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,570
if that is cool.

1183
01:00:08,610 --> 01:00:11,450
And then I've got this boat

1184
01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:13,610
and the toast.

1185
01:00:13,650 --> 01:00:15,490
I'm gonna keep it.
- [Phil] Feed your kid!

1186
01:00:15,530 --> 01:00:18,400
Your child is literally dying of hun-

1187
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:23,409
Feed your child.
- [Slime] Flippa, eat your avocado toast.

1188
01:00:26,170 --> 01:00:26,940
Okay, now, I don't-

1189
01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:29,450
What is this picture that I have here?
Hang on.

1190
01:00:29,490 --> 01:00:30,110
I don't know what that is.

1191
01:00:30,150 --> 01:00:33,170
- [Phil] That's me and Fit.
- [Slime] That's staying here.

1192
01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:34,550
- [Phil] No, you cannot take that.

1193
01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:38,450
- [Slime] That's a memory
from a new family friend of ours,

1194
01:00:38,490 --> 01:00:41,440
Philza, okay,
who would never harm our daughter.

1195
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,530
Why are you still hungry? 
That was 12 avocado toast.

1196
01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:45,570
I know it's not very filling, 
but come on, Flippa.

1197
01:00:45,610 --> 01:00:46,934
Okay.

1198
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:50,110
- [Phil] Avocado toast is so good,
actually.

1199
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:52,000
You know Ranboo's never had it?

1200
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,584
- [Slime] Really? 
- [Phil] Yeah.

1201
01:00:55,410 --> 01:00:56,950
- [Slime] That's kind of sad, man.

1202
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:58,650
- [Phil] Thank you for my photo.

1203
01:00:58,690 --> 01:00:59,810
- [Slime] Hey, no, you take that photo back.

1204
01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:01,720
Instead, I want you to frame this photo

1205
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,650
of my wife and our daughter.

1206
01:01:04,690 --> 01:01:05,870
(Phil laughs)

1207
01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:08,610
Okay?
I want you to frame that instead,

1208
01:01:08,650 --> 01:01:12,249
so that you remember the oath
that we made here.

1209
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,520
Okay? We've both had
some divine visits today,

1210
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,970
keeping things vague,

1211
01:01:18,010 --> 01:01:20,890
and I just think that
it would be best

1212
01:01:20,930 --> 01:01:23,430
if we forgot about this 
whole crazy incident

1213
01:01:23,470 --> 01:01:26,380
and we also forgot about the fact
that Ranboo has never had avocado toast,

1214
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,650
because I really don't know.
- [Phil] Yeah, that's kinda weird, right?

1215
01:01:28,690 --> 01:01:30,783
- [Slime] Yeah, it is sort of weird.

1216
01:01:32,370 --> 01:01:33,580
- [Phil] Oh man.

1217
01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:35,400
- [Slime] Wait, Ranboo's actually in chat.

1218
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,030
He just said "what?"

1219
01:01:37,070 --> 01:01:37,890
Why are you in Jua-?

1220
01:01:37,930 --> 01:01:38,990
Oh, okay.
You can put this.

1221
01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:41,180
- [Phil] I'm putting 
extra stuff that isn't mine.

1222
01:01:41,220 --> 01:01:43,200
- [Slime] It's very nice of you.

1223
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,810
- [Phil] "Standing torch."
Don't know what that is.

1224
01:01:44,850 --> 01:01:47,687
- [Slime] Ranboo, is that true
that you've never had avocado toast?

1225
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:52,200
It's two ingredients, dude.

1226
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,052
You could literally
RNG your way into it on accident.

1227
01:01:57,250 --> 01:02:00,964
You don't get why it's being brought up?
So you don't deny it.

1228
01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:04,735
Ranboo, it's 2023.

1229
01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:09,600
You're going to lose your lean figure
if you don't eat avocado toast.

1230
01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:15,830
It's not relevant?
Well, it feels pretty relevant now.

1231
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,434
- [Phil] Just gonna let you
have this conversation.

1232
01:02:20,450 --> 01:02:21,930
- [Slime] Yeah, that's sort of-

1233
01:02:21,970 --> 01:02:24,510
sort of intrusive of you, man, to-
- [Phil] Put that up.

1234
01:02:24,550 --> 01:02:25,890
- [Slime] Thank you.

1235
01:02:25,930 --> 01:02:28,010
- [Phil] There you go.
- [Slime] Hey, take it easy.

1236
01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:30,442
We're all good now.

1237
01:02:30,630 --> 01:02:33,170
- [Phil] Yeah, I guess.
- [Slime] I appreciate it.

1238
01:02:33,210 --> 01:02:36,075
- [Phil] I guess we're fine. 
- [Slime] All right.

1239
01:02:36,570 --> 01:02:38,540
Take it easy, man.

1240
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:42,833
Sorry that God said some shit to you
or whatever.

1241
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,850
Hey, if he shows up,

1242
01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:48,851
let Lil' J know I said hi, okay?

1243
01:02:50,010 --> 01:02:51,959
- [Phil] Bruh.

1244
01:02:51,999 --> 01:02:52,900
- [Slime] All right.

1245
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,270
Flippa, I'm sorry about that.

1246
01:02:54,310 --> 01:02:58,790
That's the deranged elderly man 
that lives upstairs.

1247
01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:00,180
- [Phil] I'm not deranged!
(Slime laughs)

1248
01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:01,320
And I'm not elderly!

1249
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,060
- [Slime] Shit, I thought he was gone.

1250
01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:04,540
- [Phil] I literally can still hear you!
You live in my basement!

1251
01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:06,220
(rap backing track starts)

1252
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:10,200
- [Slime] All right, Juanaflippa. 
It's back to bedtime, Juanaflippa.

1253
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,120
Yeah! Yeah!
- [Phil] You live in my fucking basement!

1254
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,430
Remember that!
- [Slime] Set the roof on fire!

1255
01:03:14,470 --> 01:03:15,800
Shut up, dude!

1256
01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:28,740
Yeah, we never get a noise complaint! (x4)

1257
01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:30,300
There's an old man

1258
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:31,860
He lives upstairs

1259
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:33,410
He says crazy things

1260
01:03:33,450 --> 01:03:35,590
He gets weird stares

1261
01:03:35,630 --> 01:03:38,782
He is clearly deranged

1262
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,750
He's an insane guy

1263
01:03:44,790 --> 01:03:49,040
He forgets to wear clothes, 
I don't know why

1264
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,690
He's fucking nuts

1265
01:03:51,730 --> 01:03:53,610
He walks around with his butt out

1266
01:03:53,650 --> 01:03:56,310
He wears no clothes and he walks around

1267
01:03:56,350 --> 01:04:00,311
He talks about how he saw God
making sounds

1268
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:06,710
Generally uncomfortable to be around

1269
01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:10,644
His mental health's on decline

1270
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:19,572
(laughs)
Dude, he's gonna die!

1271
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,521
All right,
Juanaflippa, take it away.

1272
01:04:22,740 --> 01:04:25,956
Take it away on the bridge, Juanaflippa.
Pop off.

1273
01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:27,580
Yeah.

1274
01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:32,336
H-h-huevo!

1275
01:04:33,010 --> 01:04:35,680
Yeah, got the toast

1276
01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:38,636
Juanaflippa coming in with the roast

1277
01:04:38,676 --> 01:04:41,810
Saw the devil, or was it a ghost?

1278
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,506
Got the Glock

1279
01:04:43,590 --> 01:04:45,191
You're toast

1280
01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:48,275
I got an egg

1281
01:04:49,770 --> 01:04:51,404
She's got legs

1282
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,520
It's time for bed

1283
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:58,162
That not me
B-b-but that's what I said

1284
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,322
Yeah.

1285
01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:03,940
Now it's time.
Ad-libs.

1286
01:05:03,980 --> 01:05:06,221
It's ad-lib time.

1287
01:05:07,050 --> 01:05:13,025
(Slime scatting)

1288
01:05:13,530 --> 01:05:15,390
(Slime scatting)
Huevo, huevo

1289
01:05:15,430 --> 01:05:18,407
(Slime scatting)
Huevo nuevo

1290
01:05:18,570 --> 01:05:21,150
(Slime scatting)
Gun!

1291
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,520
I meant to stop it,
but it actually just restarted.

1292
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,700
Okay.

1293
01:05:25,740 --> 01:05:30,167
All right, I hope that's
calmed you down for bed.

1294
01:05:30,690 --> 01:05:31,840
I love you, Juanaflippa.

1295
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,490
Can I tuck you in, if that's okay?

1296
01:05:34,530 --> 01:05:37,183
Oh, thank you for the avocado toast.

1297
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:40,100
This stuff is usually, like, $18,

1298
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:41,700
so that really means a lot.

1299
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:44,093
And Juanaflippa, I want you to know

1300
01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:47,629
that...

1301
01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:50,260
Oh shit, I accidentally
gave Phil my backpack.

1302
01:05:54,690 --> 01:05:55,450
Oh fuck.

1303
01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:55,960
All right.

1304
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,046
Juanaflippa, I'll be right back.

1305
01:06:00,070 --> 01:06:02,470
You go to bed. 
Juanaflippa, it's bedtime, okay?

1306
01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:05,018
Just tuck in, okay?

1307
01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:08,829
Oh, this is gonna be super awkward.

1308
01:06:14,010 --> 01:06:15,794
Hey, Phil?

1309
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,720
- [Phil] Yeah?

1310
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,220
- [Slime] This is kind of awkward, man,

1311
01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:23,534
but I think I accidentally
gave you my backpack.

1312
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:26,030
- [Phil] Oh, this thing?
- [Slime] Yeah.

1313
01:06:26,070 --> 01:06:28,310
I was just wondering
if you could, like,

1314
01:06:28,350 --> 01:06:32,081
drop it off sometime
that you've got some spare time

1315
01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:37,717
because I sort of think
I accidentally gave that to you and, uh...

1316
01:06:38,050 --> 01:06:39,680
All right, I can see you have it on now

1317
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,174
and it's just, it's got
some important stuff in there.

1318
01:06:44,970 --> 01:06:49,830
(both laugh)

1319
01:06:49,870 --> 01:06:52,780
- [Phil] I was like,
"How long is it gonna take for him to realize

1320
01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:58,705
that I have all of his stuff?"

1321
01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:00,760
- [Slime] Hey, listen,
I was singing a bedtime song

1322
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,900
to my fucking daughter, okay?
I was being present.

1323
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,300
- [Phil] Yeah.
- [Slime] Listen, you can keep-

1324
01:07:06,340 --> 01:07:08,567
Hey, come back.

1325
01:07:08,850 --> 01:07:10,200
If you want-

1326
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,890
I don't even remember
what's in there, to be honest,

1327
01:07:11,930 --> 01:07:16,033
I don't think I've had an inventory system
this entire time, but

1328
01:07:17,150 --> 01:07:18,490
you can have it all
if you just give me back

1329
01:07:18,530 --> 01:07:19,730
that flower in there, okay?

1330
01:07:19,770 --> 01:07:22,834
There's a flower in there
that Flippa gave to me.

1331
01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:25,730
- [Phil] Oh, okay.
- [Slime] Okay.

1332
01:07:25,770 --> 01:07:27,470
- [Phil] I mean, I could just give you, like-

1333
01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:28,430
There's a lot of stuff in here, Charlie.

1334
01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:30,200
I could just give you the backpack back. 
It's fine.

1335
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,320
- [Slime] Oh.
- [Phil] There's, like, sentimental stuff.

1336
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,320
There's the ticket
that you used to get her.

1337
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,890
- [Slime] Yeah, that is pretty 
sentimental,

1338
01:07:34,930 --> 01:07:36,260
but I mean, if you really want-

1339
01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:38,420
Yeah, if you really insist
on keeping it, you monster,

1340
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:40,290
then I guess.

1341
01:07:41,230 --> 01:07:42,730
(Phil laughs)

1342
01:07:42,770 --> 01:07:44,580
Jesus. I mean...

1343
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:46,620
- [Phil] No, I could never do that. 
- [Slime] It'd be pretty heartless.

1344
01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:47,510
- [Phil] I could never do that
to a fellow parent.

1345
01:07:47,550 --> 01:07:49,760
- [Slime] Pretty heartless, 
but yeah, if you're really insisting.

1346
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,040
If that's what it's gonna take.

1347
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,781
- [Phil] I would never do that
to a fellow parent.

1348
01:07:56,630 --> 01:07:57,980
Okay. Thank you.

1349
01:07:58,020 --> 01:08:00,230
- [Phil] Go fetch. 
- [Slime] Oh, there it goes.

1350
01:08:00,270 --> 01:08:04,094
- [Phil] Go fetch. 
- [Slime] It's just blended in with the grass.

1351
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,330
Welp.

1352
01:08:05,370 --> 01:08:07,540
- [Phil] You stole my paraglider, by the way.

1353
01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:08,710
- [Slime] What? 
No I didn't.

1354
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:10,070
See ya.

1355
01:08:10,110 --> 01:08:12,867
(both laugh)

1356
01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:16,849
Thank you, Phil!

1357
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,862
- [Phil] You're welcome!
- [Slime] Love you!

1358
01:08:21,910 --> 01:08:24,408
Love you!

1359
01:08:24,810 --> 01:08:27,522
Say it back, Phil!

1360
01:08:29,650 --> 01:08:31,396
Okay.

1361
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:37,114
Well,

1362
01:08:37,910 --> 01:08:40,967
we're gonna need to figure out
how to make bullets.

1363
01:08:47,350 --> 01:08:49,910
No, he made an oath. 
He made an oath not to go for Flippa.

1364
01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:51,700
He made a fucking oath.

1365
01:08:51,740 --> 01:08:53,630
He wouldn't. 
He would not do that.

1366
01:08:53,670 --> 01:08:55,992
I know Phil. 
He wouldn't do that.

1367
01:08:58,630 --> 01:09:00,447
He made an oath!

1368
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,734
No, he wouldn't.

1369
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,491
Aww.

1370
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:25,760
Sleeping tight.

1371
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,428
Let me put 
the picture back up here.

1372
01:09:29,220 --> 01:09:30,200
Oh, good morning, Fli-

1373
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:34,832
It's too late, Flippa.
It's not morning time yet.

1374
01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:39,279
Can I take a picture of

1375
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:43,172
baby's first semi-automatic weapon?

1376
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:44,810
I think I gotta-
one second.

1377
01:09:44,850 --> 01:09:46,040
Let me get photos real quick.

1378
01:09:46,564 --> 01:09:48,740
I have to make paper, I think.

1379
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,242
I don't know if I have any.

1380
01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:55,880
Hang on.

1381
01:09:56,090 --> 01:09:57,360
I'm just gonna make some paper real 
quick, Flippa.

1382
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,066
I'll be right back.

1383
01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:06,226
Baby's first toy.

1384
01:10:07,690 --> 01:10:09,388
Do you have any paper, Flippa?

1385
01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:17,150
Okay, I'm just gonna go look for sugar cane.

1386
01:10:17,190 --> 01:10:18,650
I shouldn't be too long.

1387
01:10:18,690 --> 01:10:21,781
Don't get into too much trouble
while I'm gone, okay?

1388
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,590
I just want to take a picture of you
with your first toy.

1389
01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:26,380
Okay.

1390
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:28,345
Let's see.
This way.

1391
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,190
She's so wholesome.

1392
01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:47,610
I'm proud of her.

1393
01:10:56,910 --> 01:10:58,280
Oh, fuck.
Jesus Christ.

1394
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,009
(Slime screams)

1395
01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:01,870
Phil!

1396
01:11:01,910 --> 01:11:04,150
Wait, what am I saying? 
He wouldn't be able to help with this.

1397
01:11:04,190 --> 01:11:05,929
Someone else!

1398
01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:09,092
Someone else that isn't Phil!

1399
01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:23,331
Sugarcane?
Is there any sugarcane?

1400
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,503
There we go.

1401
01:11:27,610 --> 01:11:30,871
Dude, I've never been jumpscared more

1402
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:34,840
than when Phil fucking logged on
as we were bridging up to his house today.

1403
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:38,291
That was probably the scariest experience 
of my entire life.

1404
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:54,445
And I can't tell anyone
that I saw Satan.

1405
01:11:55,970 --> 01:11:57,060
Just plant some of it?

1406
01:11:57,100 --> 01:11:59,613
That's a really good idea. 
Hang on.

1407
01:12:03,530 --> 01:12:07,030
I need to embrace sustainable living.

1408
01:12:13,170 --> 01:12:14,725
Whee!

1409
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,077
Oh, a bunch of people are on now.

1410
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:34,326
(Slime laughs)
"Just a cringefail dad

1411
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:38,270
and his cringefail wife."

1412
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:46,190
QSMP called me a murderer? 
That's cr-

1413
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:48,843
Satan made me fucking do it, dude.

1414
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,465
I mean, what? 
Who's Satan?

1415
01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:53,830
It's okay. 
I just can't let anyone ever hear me-

1416
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,445
God. Okay.

1417
01:13:00,570 --> 01:13:02,579
It's okay. 
I'm muted.

1418
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:21,107
Mmm!

1419
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:24,012
Rotten flesh.

1420
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:29,267
Hrrm.

1421
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:35,205
Hrrm.
(trader mumbles)

1422
01:13:35,970 --> 01:13:39,795
HrrRRRRrrrhm.

1423
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,520
- [Spreen] [Are you on drugs?]
- [Slime] Hello, hello!

1424
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:46,600
You can hear me.

1425
01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:50,070
- [Spreen] Sí, sí.
- [Slime] How are you?

1426
01:13:50,110 --> 01:13:52,703
- [Spreen] [Are you on drugs?]

1427
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:53,920
- [Slime] I'm high?

1428
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:56,522
I can get higher. 
Check this out.

1429
01:13:56,950 --> 01:13:58,814
Whoo!
- [Spreen] No, no.

1430
01:13:59,010 --> 01:14:01,961
(slowly)
[Are you on drugs?]

1431
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:04,820
- [Slime] The only drug I have is this.

1432
01:14:04,860 --> 01:14:07,619
Whoo!
- [Spreen] Ah, okay.

1433
01:14:08,190 --> 01:14:10,320
Nice. 
- [Slime] The blood rushes to my head

1434
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,584
very, very fast.

1435
01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,527
(trader mumbles)

1436
01:14:17,340 --> 01:14:21,780
- [Spreen] [Can't you die that way?]
- [Slime] Estoy mucho drogado.

1437
01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:26,180
Siempre drogado.
Masivo drogado.

1438
01:14:26,220 --> 01:14:29,805
- [Spreen] [Oh, you're high all the time?
You live high?]

1439
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:34,895
- [Slime] Sí. Es real.

1440
01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:38,010
Y siempre backflipo.

1441
01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:39,890
Whoa!

1442
01:14:39,930 --> 01:14:42,309
Hola, Maximus!
(Maximus' audio stutters)

1443
01:14:42,510 --> 01:14:43,450
(Slime laughs)

1444
01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:46,161
- [Spreen] Eh?
- [Slime] Couldn't have said it better myself.

1445
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:49,691
- [Spreen] What the fuck? Desapareció.
- [Slime] That was really crazy.

1446
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,225
I think we're both on drugs.

1447
01:14:57,350 --> 01:14:59,614
- [Spreen] [I think something weird
is happ-]

1448
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,581
- [Slime] Holy fuck.

1449
01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:09,879
These drogados are crazy.

1450
01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:14,858
Estoy drogado as hell right now.

1451
01:15:20,110 --> 01:15:22,956
No es real.
Es drogado.

1452
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,241
All right.

1453
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:34,610
We have to take a picture fast. 
The Spanish speakers are despawning.

1454
01:15:34,650 --> 01:15:36,674
Ah, fuck.

1455
01:15:36,770 --> 01:15:39,152
Juanaflippa.

1456
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,320
That's okay. 
We'll take a picture when she gets back.

1457
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:45,702
We'll just put this in here for now.

1458
01:15:45,830 --> 01:15:47,160
All right.

1459
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,730
I'm gonna go.

1460
01:15:48,770 --> 01:15:49,890
You have a good night, Juanaflippa.

1461
01:15:49,930 --> 01:15:52,873
I assume you're just hiding there
under the bed somewhere.

1462
01:15:54,460 --> 01:15:55,860
Juanaflippa!

1463
01:15:55,900 --> 01:15:56,670
Hang on.

1464
01:15:56,710 --> 01:16:00,113
Let me get the camera.

1465
01:16:00,570 --> 01:16:02,527
Juanaflippa.

1466
01:16:04,530 --> 01:16:06,070
Okay, are you ready?

1467
01:16:06,110 --> 01:16:07,930
We're gonna do a picture of you, okay?

1468
01:16:07,970 --> 01:16:09,843
Baby's first toy.

1469
01:16:11,950 --> 01:16:14,160
Yes!

1470
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:17,440
Oh, you're looking yoked, Juanaflippa.

1471
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,910
Okay, stand wherever you want
the picture to be. Is it-?

1472
01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:22,051
In the fire is pretty good.

1473
01:16:23,220 --> 01:16:24,881
Oh, that's good.

1474
01:16:26,070 --> 01:16:26,550
Okay.

1475
01:16:26,590 --> 01:16:29,941
You want to move forward just a little 
and then look up towards the camera?

1476
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,885
That's perfect.
(camera clicks)

1477
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:41,059
Oh, Juanaflippa, that came out great!
Look at this!

1478
01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:46,044
I'm gonna put this camera in here so we 
don't lose it, okay?

1479
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,235
Actually, I'll put it in the item frame.

1480
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,228
There we go.

1481
01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:53,950
We're putting that
right up on the wall.

1482
01:16:53,990 --> 01:16:55,530
That's going right up there.

1483
01:16:55,570 --> 01:16:56,340
Baby's first toy.

1484
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,921
I'm so proud of you, Juanaflippa.

1485
01:17:02,260 --> 01:17:03,480
Do you like the color of your bed

1486
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:06,074
or do you want to change it
to something more you?

1487
01:17:07,550 --> 01:17:09,334
Before you go to bed.

1488
01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:13,523
You want to change it?

1489
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,490
Yeah?
Okay, okay.

1490
01:17:16,530 --> 01:17:17,567
Let's see.

1491
01:17:18,340 --> 01:17:20,150
What color is Juanaflippa?

1492
01:17:20,190 --> 01:17:23,441
What color do you want?

1493
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:29,965
Okay, jump one time for red.

1494
01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:34,537
Jump one time for orange.

1495
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:38,033
Jump one time for yellow.

1496
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,780
Jump one time for green?

1497
01:17:40,820 --> 01:17:43,725
Jump one time for blue.

1498
01:17:43,820 --> 01:17:46,810
Blue!
Oh, yay!

1499
01:17:46,850 --> 01:17:48,120
Juanaflippa, I was really hoping
you'd say that

1500
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,820
because we're kind of working a budget
and that's really the only dye I had,

1501
01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:53,770
so you just made your papa very happy.

1502
01:17:53,810 --> 01:17:55,440
All right, here we go.

1503
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,840
Let's make you a blue...

1504
01:18:00,170 --> 01:18:01,230
Juanaflippa, 
how do you-?

1505
01:18:01,270 --> 01:18:03,032
How do you make a-?

1506
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:05,290
(Slime laughs)

1507
01:18:05,330 --> 01:18:08,442
All right, you sleep here. 
I gotta do some math.

1508
01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:17,747
Oh, I gotta-
oh, shit.

1509
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,450
Juanaflippa, can you tell
I have the most hours on 1.8?

1510
01:18:22,490 --> 01:18:24,368
Okay, hang on.

1511
01:18:25,740 --> 01:18:27,890
There it is.

1512
01:18:28,140 --> 01:18:30,307
There you go, Juanaflippa.

1513
01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:32,640
You deserve to...
you know.

1514
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,610
Juanaflippa sleeps cold,
so we like to set the room on fire.

1515
01:18:35,650 --> 01:18:36,930
There you go!

1516
01:18:38,220 --> 01:18:41,669
Yay!
There's your new bed!

1517
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,910
All right, and remember,
backflips on the bed

1518
01:18:47,950 --> 01:18:50,760
are always allowed!

1519
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,360
Yeah!

1520
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,810
Oh, Juanaflippa,
you keep it tight.

1521
01:18:58,330 --> 01:19:00,280
I'm gonna do this.

1522
01:19:03,710 --> 01:19:05,520
Yes.

1523
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:06,520
Okay, hang on.

1524
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:09,945
I gotta pop out a new move
for you, Juanaflippa.

1525
01:19:13,010 --> 01:19:14,410
Sit, sit, shy, nervous,

1526
01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:20,474
selfie, Roblox potion dance,
point, penguin, Orange Justice...

1527
01:19:24,570 --> 01:19:26,486
Item look.

1528
01:19:27,820 --> 01:19:29,490
Okay, none of these are
as cool as backflip,

1529
01:19:29,530 --> 01:19:30,450
I'm not gonna lie.

1530
01:19:30,490 --> 01:19:32,010
All right, Juanaflippa.

1531
01:19:32,050 --> 01:19:33,450
Oh, hang on, 
there's a twerk, Juanaflippa.

1532
01:19:33,490 --> 01:19:35,841
Hang on, one sec. 
There's a twerk?

1533
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,970
Oh shit.
Juanaflippa, don't look at this.

1534
01:19:40,010 --> 01:19:41,480
Juanaflippa, you don't want to see this.

1535
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:42,480
You don't want to see this.

1536
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:43,560
I don't know how to stop.

1537
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,480
Juanaflippa, I'm stuck.

1538
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,690
I'm stuck in the animation. 
It has to fully play.

1539
01:19:46,730 --> 01:19:48,750
All right, please go to bed

1540
01:19:48,790 --> 01:19:51,763
and when your brain filters things,
remove that.

1541
01:19:52,010 --> 01:19:53,960
That goes in the short-term memory,
not the long term.

1542
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,187
All right. 
Good night, Juanaflippa! I love you!

1543
01:19:57,530 --> 01:19:59,429
Stay yoked!

1544
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:02,237
Wow.

1545
01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:05,745
All right.

1546
01:20:05,930 --> 01:20:07,780
I guess that's it.

1547
01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:09,971
We've done a good job.

1548
01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:13,480
We fed Juanaflippa her first bread,

1549
01:20:13,523 --> 01:20:15,616
took her on an adventure

1550
01:20:17,830 --> 01:20:20,850
courtesy of Satan from Hell,

1551
01:20:20,890 --> 01:20:22,975
taught her how to hunt,

1552
01:20:24,770 --> 01:20:29,687
and sang her a rap
about the geriatric old man upstairs.

1553
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,800
Beautiful. 
All right.

1554
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:38,403
I think that's just about
all you can ask for.

1555
01:20:39,470 --> 01:20:41,020
I'm a great parent.

1556
01:20:41,060 --> 01:20:43,507
And no one can argue with that.

1557
01:20:43,570 --> 01:20:45,180
Thank you guys so much for watching.

1558
01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:48,275
This is the wrong scene.

1559
01:20:50,550 --> 01:20:53,040
(laughs)

1560
01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:54,850
I don't know-
I misclicked!

1561
01:20:54,890 --> 01:20:56,930
Thank you guys so much for watching,

1562
01:20:56,970 --> 01:20:59,880
and make sure to turn notifications on

1563
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,580
so you don't miss the next stream.

1564
01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:05,890
I'm happy to say that my deal with Satan 
has had no long-term effects

1565
01:21:05,930 --> 01:21:09,890
on my mental or physical status.

1566
01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:13,225
Thank you all so much. 
Let's find someone to raid.

1567
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:17,243
(laughs)

1568
01:21:17,670 --> 01:21:19,900
Who should we raid, chat?

1569
01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:24,071
Chat, who should we raid?

1570
01:21:26,130 --> 01:21:30,471
Can we raid Phil? 
Maybe that'll make him love me more.

1571
01:21:31,450 --> 01:21:34,465
Let's raid Phil. 
Hang on.

1572
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,150
Is Phil even live?

1573
01:21:37,190 --> 01:21:39,885
Phil isn't live. 
Okay, hang on.

1574
01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:43,558
Is Max-?
Okay, Maximus is live?

1575
01:21:44,740 --> 01:21:48,439
I'm so pissed that my wife
didn't take care of our son.

1576
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:56,574
What is Maximus' Twitch?

1577
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,690
AgenteMaximus?

1578
01:22:04,730 --> 01:22:07,250
AgenteMaxo?
AgenteMaxo.

1579
01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:09,660
All right, let's do that.

1580
01:22:09,970 --> 01:22:12,740
Thank you guys so much.

1581
01:22:12,780 --> 01:22:15,217
All right, let's raid there.

1582
01:22:15,590 --> 01:22:17,880
Thank you all so much

1583
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,180
for coming to watch. 
I really appreciate it.

1584
01:22:20,220 --> 01:22:22,470
And all the first time chatters, 
thank you so much for showing up.

1585
01:22:22,510 --> 01:22:24,050
I hope you enjoyed the stream.

1586
01:22:24,090 --> 01:22:26,692
I hope everyone has a wonderful
rest of their night.

1587
01:22:27,250 --> 01:22:29,860
And if Satan comes to you in a dream, 
take the deal,

1588
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:33,390
because he'll give your kid a gun,
and that's freaking based.

1589
01:22:33,430 --> 01:22:34,320
(laughs)

1590
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:37,975
I will slime you later.