1 00:00:04,310 --> 00:00:06,886 [BOYS SPEAKING QUIETLY] Don't look at her. Just pretend we're talking... 2 00:00:06,886 --> 00:00:08,556 Here she comes! 3 00:00:18,536 --> 00:00:19,853 [BOY BANGS SIDE OF CAR WITH HAND] 4 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,361 BOYS: Miss! Stop the car. Miss! Stop the car Miss. 5 00:00:23,361 --> 00:00:26,508 - Fuckin' Jonah, Miss. - Miss, look what you've done. Look! 6 00:00:26,508 --> 00:00:28,491 Miss, you killed him. MISS: Are you alright? 7 00:00:28,491 --> 00:00:30,934 - Miss, call an ambulance. [ALL SHOUTING] 8 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:31,851 Jonah, get up! 9 00:00:31,851 --> 00:00:35,163 Ah, Miss, you got punk'd! We punk'd you. [CHEERING, CLAPPING] 10 00:00:35,163 --> 00:00:36,285 Sucked in, Miss. 11 00:00:36,285 --> 00:00:38,444 You boys will all be seeing Miss Murray today. 12 00:00:38,444 --> 00:00:40,999 And this is not funny. Now get out of the way. 13 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,101 It was a joke, Miss. Can't you take a joke? 14 00:00:43,101 --> 00:00:44,828 You got your period or what, Miss? 15 00:00:44,828 --> 00:00:46,328 MISS: Out of the way! 16 00:00:46,328 --> 00:00:48,840 JONAH: It was one of our best ever, boys! 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,028 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 18 00:00:51,028 --> 00:00:52,238 JONAH: Watch out. 19 00:00:52,448 --> 00:00:53,870 In addition to the other ones. 20 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:57,504 Oh look, it's the Islander boys, late again. Why is it always you lot? 21 00:00:57,504 --> 00:00:59,463 My leg hurts, Miss. It took me ages to get here. 22 00:00:59,463 --> 00:01:01,076 Oh Jonah, it was the other leg yesterday. 23 00:01:01,076 --> 00:01:02,659 Could you make up your mind please? JONAH: Bullshit! 24 00:01:02,659 --> 00:01:05,284 JONAH: It wasn't. Ask him if you don't believe me. I hurt it kicking the wall. 25 00:01:05,284 --> 00:01:07,114 JONAH (interview): People always say I'm disruptive... 26 00:01:07,114 --> 00:01:10,010 - Miss, I don't want to sit next to Troy. He's a homo. MISS: Sit next to Troy! 27 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,838 JONAH (interview): ...but they don't even know that I'm just trying to make things 28 00:01:12,838 --> 00:01:16,135 more fun and more interactive. 29 00:01:16,135 --> 00:01:20,055 [LOUD TAPPING SOUND] 30 00:01:20,055 --> 00:01:22,926 JONAH (interview): Kids in the class don't even care because they're doing their work 31 00:01:22,926 --> 00:01:26,911 and they're concentrating and it's boring and all of a sudden they get a joke 32 00:01:26,911 --> 00:01:30,546 and they just get a little break from their work and they get to laugh. 33 00:01:30,546 --> 00:01:34,437 So if that's being disruptive then 'fuck you'. 34 00:01:34,437 --> 00:01:36,501 That's not disruptive, that's entertainment. 35 00:01:36,501 --> 00:01:39,255 JONAH: I'm just getting the worksheet Miss. Let me do some work for once. 36 00:01:39,255 --> 00:01:40,615 MISS: Do it quietly thank you. 37 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:42,512 JONAH: I'm doing it quietly. 38 00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:43,636 There you go, Homo. 39 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:46,839 MISS: Don't use... Jonah, do not use that word in this class thank you. 40 00:01:46,839 --> 00:01:49,806 Why not? It's an English word. This is an English class isn't it? 41 00:01:49,806 --> 00:01:51,999 DOUG (welfare teacher): Jonah now has a contract. 42 00:01:51,999 --> 00:01:54,487 I got Jonah to come up with a list of promises 43 00:01:54,487 --> 00:01:56,223 that he thought he could fulfil 44 00:01:56,223 --> 00:01:59,779 in areas where he felt that he could make an improvement in himself. 45 00:01:59,779 --> 00:02:03,776 So we've got behavioural promises and academic objectives 46 00:02:03,776 --> 00:02:06,388 and it works remarakably well. MISS: No no no no. Sit down! 47 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:08,164 I just want to sit next to Leon. I'll learn more. 48 00:02:08,164 --> 00:02:10,098 MISS: Sit over there, now! 49 00:02:10,098 --> 00:02:11,331 Puck you, Miss. 50 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,510 Beg your pardon!? 51 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:15,296 I said 'puck you', with a 'p'. 52 00:02:15,296 --> 00:02:17,604 Don't you even know how to spell, Miss? MISS: I know what you meant. 53 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:22,501 JONAH (interview): I have to do all the work required in class and respect all teachers. 54 00:02:22,501 --> 00:02:24,387 JONAH: I like what you're wearing, Miss. 55 00:02:24,387 --> 00:02:26,160 Looks nice on you. Is that from Sussan's? 56 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,894 Jonah, what does your contract say about talking in class? 57 00:02:28,894 --> 00:02:30,691 DOUG: It gives him a boundary. 58 00:02:30,691 --> 00:02:34,900 See, he knows when he stepped outside of the rules because he made the rules. 59 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:38,160 MISS: Jonah, cap off, balls on the ground now! 60 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,921 Okay Miss. 61 00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:41,226 MISS: What are you doing? 62 00:02:41,226 --> 00:02:43,612 You said put my balls on the ground... MISS: Get up off the ground. Get up. 63 00:02:43,612 --> 00:02:45,144 But my balls are on the ground Miss, look. [LAUGHTER] 64 00:02:45,144 --> 00:02:46,817 Get up off the ground. JONAH: Stop molesting my arm. 65 00:02:46,817 --> 00:02:47,492 I am not... 66 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:49,714 It's his own authority that he created, you know. 67 00:02:49,714 --> 00:02:51,724 He's not letting anybody else down except himself. 68 00:02:51,724 --> 00:02:54,738 Excuse me class, I'm looking for two strong boys for 10 minutes to help me move some stuff. 69 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:56,217 Sir, sir, pick me. Pick me sir, please. Please, Please. 70 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,167 DOUG: Troy and Cameron. 71 00:02:58,167 --> 00:02:59,674 JONAH: Puck you, Sir. 72 00:02:59,674 --> 00:03:00,871 Excuse me Jonah? 73 00:03:00,871 --> 00:03:02,837 I said 'puck you' Sir. 74 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:05,966 Well Jonah, you're going to have to go and sit outside Miss Murray's office. 75 00:03:05,966 --> 00:03:06,688 Why, Sir? 76 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:08,842 And you've broken your contract. Well done. 77 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:14,149 DOUG: I organise various programs. This one is directed towards our Islander kids 78 00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:16,062 and I've called it Polynesian Pathways. 79 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,515 Okay, hurry in, everybody get a seat. 80 00:03:17,515 --> 00:03:22,783 DOUG (interview): We're offering alternate pathways in life for the Islander kids 81 00:03:22,783 --> 00:03:27,405 to help steer them away from the deadly spiral of unemployment, 82 00:03:27,405 --> 00:03:29,152 crime and drug abuse. 83 00:03:29,152 --> 00:03:32,497 JONAH: You got a girl one. Joseph got a girl one. 84 00:03:32,497 --> 00:03:34,733 DOUG: Jonah's responding, you know, very well. 85 00:03:34,733 --> 00:03:38,529 He's sort of relishing the opportunity of displaying his traditional culture. 86 00:03:38,529 --> 00:03:40,534 JONAH: I'm not wearin this shit in front of anyone, Sir. 87 00:03:40,534 --> 00:03:43,528 I fuckin' hate Polynesian Pathways. 88 00:03:43,528 --> 00:03:46,070 It's fucked up. They make you dance like a homo. 89 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:48,306 And we have to do this performance in assembly. 90 00:03:48,306 --> 00:03:49,964 LUKE: You two stop pissing around. 91 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:51,397 I'm not pissing. He keeps trying.... 92 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,725 JONAH: I fuckin' hate it. 93 00:03:52,725 --> 00:03:54,325 DOUG: We've got a special guest speaker today. 94 00:03:54,325 --> 00:03:58,294 Now, Luke is Samoan and he has been in gaol. 95 00:03:58,294 --> 00:04:02,928 LUKE: If you fuck up in school you're gonna fuck up in life. That's fucked. 96 00:04:02,928 --> 00:04:05,514 JONAH: Were there girls in your gaol? [LAUGHTER] 97 00:04:05,514 --> 00:04:08,025 You're going to end up being my girl in a minute. 98 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:09,104 [TRADITIONAL MUSIC] 99 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:13,142 DOUG: There's career options, anger issues, development stuff.... 100 00:04:13,142 --> 00:04:14,752 DOUG: Man boobs. 101 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,700 What are they? Where do they come from? 102 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:20,467 DOUG: ...and a strand on modern music and hip hop. 103 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:23,981 JONAH SINGING HIP HOP STYLE: We are Tongan. Come from the islands. 104 00:04:23,981 --> 00:04:27,309 Respect your culture ... mother fucker. 105 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,347 DOUG: This is a chance for them to celebrate their culture 106 00:04:30,347 --> 00:04:33,412 and also to show them that we celebrate their culture. 107 00:04:33,412 --> 00:04:35,572 So when is this shit over? 108 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,350 JOSEPH: Gumnut Cottage. 109 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:40,820 It's a little place where you go to learn how to read and crap. 110 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:42,258 For remedial reading. 111 00:04:42,258 --> 00:04:44,160 THOMAS: People who have no nuts usually go there. 112 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,328 JOSEPH: Call it gumnut no nuts because if you go there it means you've got no nuts. 113 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,743 Jonah and Leon go there. 114 00:04:48,743 --> 00:04:50,503 JONAH: He goes there. Leon goes there. I don't go there. 115 00:04:50,503 --> 00:04:52,961 LEON: I don't go there. JOSEPH: Yous both go there. 116 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:55,484 JONAH: Bullshit! I don't fuckin' go there. Your mum goes there. 117 00:04:55,484 --> 00:04:56,234 Shut up. 118 00:04:56,234 --> 00:04:57,716 LEON: I saw you last time there. 119 00:04:57,716 --> 00:05:00,383 I don't fuckin' go to Gumnut Cottage. 120 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:04,253 JAN (teacher): Jonah attends Gumnut Cottage 5 periods a week for remedial reading. 121 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:07,057 Jared felt what with Jane? 122 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,351 Oh, Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss. 123 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,155 Okay, Jonah. 124 00:05:09,155 --> 00:05:10,219 Pissed off? 125 00:05:10,219 --> 00:05:10,939 No. 126 00:05:10,939 --> 00:05:13,563 JAN (interview): One of the goals that Jonah has written into his 127 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,656 Polynesian Pathways contract 128 00:05:15,656 --> 00:05:18,053 is that he wants to be able to learn to read 129 00:05:18,053 --> 00:05:19,928 by the end of the year... 130 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,394 JAN: How many? - 2.5 Miss 131 00:05:23,394 --> 00:05:26,730 JAN: And at the moment he is reading at about an 8 year old level, 132 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:29,923 which, that's not unusual, particularly for boys. 133 00:05:29,923 --> 00:05:31,373 JAN: Sound it out. JONAH: C... 134 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:34,043 JAN: S...Cir... JONAH: Surfing. 135 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:37,376 JAN: No, cir...cus. JONAH: It starts with a fuckin' C. 136 00:05:37,376 --> 00:05:38,346 JAN: Yeah, 's'. 137 00:05:38,346 --> 00:05:41,228 JONAH: Reading is the main thing I want to do in my contract 138 00:05:41,228 --> 00:05:45,583 because if I could learn to read then I could read books all day. I could just... 139 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:47,874 I could read like, Harry Potter in a day. 140 00:05:47,874 --> 00:05:51,924 JAN: What might you find at a circus? The eleph.... Yeah, come on. 141 00:05:51,924 --> 00:05:53,936 JONAH: Clowns! JAN: What's that word? 142 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,047 I dunno. 143 00:05:55,047 --> 00:05:57,535 JAN: Okay, so sound it out. JONAH: I don't wanna sound it out. 144 00:05:57,535 --> 00:05:59,779 JAN: I want you to sound it out. JONAH: Maybe I don't want to. 145 00:05:59,779 --> 00:06:01,894 Well that's what we're doing at the moment, we're reading. 146 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,912 JONAH: Too slow. You're too slow. 147 00:06:03,912 --> 00:06:07,347 JAN (interview): Jonah's quite erratic in his approach. 148 00:06:07,347 --> 00:06:10,524 He's all enthusiasm and all guns blazing one minute, 149 00:06:10,524 --> 00:06:15,029 and then the next minute he can snap and I'm the worst person in the world 150 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:17,037 and it's "fuck this" and "fuck that". 151 00:06:17,037 --> 00:06:19,292 JONAH: It's bullshit children's book! I don't feel like I want to read it anyway. 152 00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:22,163 JAN (interview): That's the intriquing thing about Jonah and you know, 153 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:25,228 it's the thing that I love about Jonah too; you never know what you're going to get. 154 00:06:25,228 --> 00:06:27,327 JONAH: Why don't you fuckin' kill yourself you bitch! 155 00:06:27,327 --> 00:06:28,393 JONAH (interview): Miss Palmer's alright. 156 00:06:28,393 --> 00:06:31,276 She's one of the maddest teachers in the whole school. 157 00:06:31,276 --> 00:06:33,551 She's better than any other teacher here. 158 00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:36,357 JAN: Jared was .... JONAH: Wanking. 159 00:06:36,357 --> 00:06:37,658 JAN: Pardon? JONAH: Wanking? 160 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,713 JONAH (interview): Sometimes I give her electric shocks. 161 00:06:39,713 --> 00:06:43,466 Like you do the old feet on the ground like this, like that, 162 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:46,074 and then when Miss goes past I go, "Miss" and touch her 163 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:48,748 and it gives her an electric shock and she just laughs at me. 164 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:50,338 JAN: Silently means quietly. 165 00:06:50,338 --> 00:06:53,093 - Silently means stop talking, Miss - Exactly. 166 00:06:53,093 --> 00:06:56,555 JONAH (interview): She's got a good sense of humour but she appreciates me. 167 00:06:56,555 --> 00:06:59,896 JAN (interview): I think Jonah really really does want to learn 168 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:03,033 and ah, he really wants to be able to learn to read. 169 00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:06,825 JONAH: Miss! Miss! Look at this. Look. 170 00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:08,877 It's better on the mat, Miss. I'll show you at lunch. 171 00:07:08,877 --> 00:07:10,411 - Okay. - See ya, Miss. 172 00:07:10,411 --> 00:07:12,261 - See ya. - Come find me at the amphitheatre. 173 00:07:12,261 --> 00:07:13,999 JAN: How do you spell amphitheatre? 174 00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:17,190 I'm out of the room Miss, I'm not spelling. Sucked into you. 175 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:18,225 See ya, Miss.