[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s the FCB Factor!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.60,0:00:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The search for Niko Kovac’s replacement!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.14,0:00:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jose from Portugal!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.63,0:00:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve won the league in England,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.42,0:00:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve won the league in Spain\NIn Portugal and Italy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.39,0:00:29.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But those leagues are totally lame!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.89,0:00:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? SHUT UP!\NJose Jose
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.72,0:00:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.73,0:00:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jose, we all know your talent has faded with age.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.01,0:00:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s a little bit rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.60,0:00:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.50,0:00:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so are you after all those sackings.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.36,0:00:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don’t think you’ll be motivated to succeed here. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.69,0:00:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well how is this for being motivated? \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.85,0:00:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve already started learning German!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.90,0:00:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.53,0:00:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ich bin derjenige,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.33,0:00:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,der besondere Bedürfnisse hat!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.02,0:01:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did he say?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.88,0:01:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the special needs one, sniggers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.74,0:01:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bastian Schweinsteiger has been giving me lessons.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.31,0:01:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha. Well done Schweiny. NEXT!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.39,0:01:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jurgen from Germany!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.57,0:01:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re through to boot camp!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.30,0:01:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woh woh woh. I don’t really want this job\NI just came to show Phil this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.82,0:01:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here’s what you could have won! Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.54,0:01:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit Adam Lallana!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.80,0:01:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re just a shit Adam Lallana!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.23,0:01:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m out of here. See you in 2022!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.12,0:01:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.73,0:01:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ernesto from the...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.67,0:01:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People’s Democratic Republic of Catalonia!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.87,0:01:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.31,0:01:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re through to Boot Camp!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.70,0:02:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arsene from France!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.97,0:02:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bonjour can I start by asking if you have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.04,0:02:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Bayern Munich Fan TV YouTube Channel?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.31,0:02:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No we don’t.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.61,0:02:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see Arsene, we are a big club.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.03,0:02:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect... Then count me in! \NYou should choose me because I guarantee
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.60,0:02:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will win lots of these
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.43,0:02:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of these
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.50,0:02:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and absolutely none of these
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.46,0:02:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn you Gnabry!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.96,0:02:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, let’s have a vote.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.37,0:02:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All those in favour of Mr. Wenger say AYE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.52,0:02:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AYE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.88,0:02:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All those against!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.38,0:02:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AYE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.12,0:02:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what a surprise, you lost 5-1!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.100,0:02:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DAMN YOU MULLER!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.24,0:02:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh! Son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.61,0:02:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis from the Netherlands
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.58,0:02:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Security to the stage please, quick!\NBefore he shows me his testicles again!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.73,0:02:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too Late!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.44,0:03:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unai from Spain!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.58,0:03:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guten abend
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.85,0:03:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gute nacht!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.39,0:03:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a no from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.12,0:03:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’d probably sign David Luiz,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.14,0:03:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AKA The Brazilian Boateng.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.48,0:03:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a no from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.50,0:03:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’d probably make Jerome Boateng captain
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.82,0:03:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha. Good one Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.23,0:03:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Though not as funny as me, naturally. Next
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.84,0:03:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pep from Spain!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.07,0:03:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no. I’m not here for my old job back.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.19,0:03:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should be so lucky!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.95,0:03:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just here to negotiate
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.65,0:03:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the sale of Leroy Sane.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.93,0:03:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His leg is much better now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.83,0:03:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leroy is missing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.10,0:03:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lower leg and he still doesn’t dive!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.42,0:03:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take note, Sadio Mane!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.09,0:03:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nico from Croatia
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.15,0:03:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.51,0:03:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wondered if
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.20,0:03:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldn’t mind giving me a reference?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.43,0:03:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a few sentences?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.13,0:04:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or even just a few words, anything really
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.82,0:04:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Security to the stage please,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.53,0:04:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,security to the stage
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.85,0:04:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Niclas, will you… give… me a ...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.83,0:04:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rafael from Spain!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.14,0:04:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should pick me because...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.32,0:04:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ll save you a lot of money!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.95,0:04:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, how so?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.78,0:04:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well instead of paying me in euros,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.06,0:04:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can pay me in bratwurst!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.20,0:04:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.62,0:04:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The last time this happened
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.07,0:04:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it took them three hours to get me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.02,0:04:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a good job I have enough food
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.86,0:04:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to last me at least the next 15 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.89,0:04:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mauricio from Argentina!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.68,0:04:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a chance Poch!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.12,0:04:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even we managed to beat you 7-2!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.90,0:04:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we didn’t have a manager!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.45,0:04:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You had me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.36,0:04:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Precisely. Ha! Security!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.55,0:05:01.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Massimiliano from job center!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.91,0:05:02.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.40,0:05:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plagiarist!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.24,0:05:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Massimo - why should we choose you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.91,0:05:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I have unparallelled experience
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.12,0:05:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of managing in a one-team league.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.26,0:05:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re through to boot camp!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.30,0:05:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Join us next time to see
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.33,0:05:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how Allegri and Valverde
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.06,0:05:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get on at Boot Camp and to see how
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.24,0:05:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and why the judges will no doubt
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.33,0:05:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,end up choosing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.68,0:05:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jupp Heynckes as their next coach!\NGood night!