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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.79,0:00:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TONIGHT WE ARE LUCKY\NTO HAVE BARENAKED LADIES
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.04,0:00:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PERFORM THE THEME SONG OF\N"THE BIG BANG THEORY"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.76,0:00:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TO CELEBRATE THE SHOW'S FINAL BOW.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.11,0:00:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOW BARENAKED
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.40,0:00:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A\NHOT, DENSE STATE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.15,0:00:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEN NEARLY FOURTEEN BILLION\NYEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WAIT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.67,0:00:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE EARTH BEGAN TO COOL,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.05,0:00:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE AUTOTROPHS BEGAN TO DROOL\NNEANDERTHALS DEVELOPED TOOLS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.95,0:00:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WE BUILT A WALL \NWE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.06,0:00:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATH, SCIENCE, HISTORY,\NUNRAVELING THE MYSTERIES
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.90,0:00:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THAT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG\NBANG! HEY!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.01,0:00:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN IS\NREALLY NOT THAT LONG
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.80,0:00:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AS EVERY GALAXY WAS FORMED IN\NLESS TIME THAN IT TAKES
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.30,0:00:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TO SING THIS SONG\NA FRACTION OF A SECOND
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.81,0:00:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND THE ELEMENTS WERE MADE\NTHE BIPEDS STOOD UP STRAIGHT,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.46,0:00:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE DINOSAURS ALL MET THEIR\NFATE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.08,0:00:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEY TRIED TO LEAP BUT THEY\NWERE LATE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.67,0:00:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND THEY ALL DIED THEY FROZE\NTHEIR ASSES OFF
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THE OCEANS AND PANGEA, SEE YA\NWOULDN'T WANNA BE YA
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.35,0:00:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SET IN MOTION BY THE SAME BIG\NBANG!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.72,0:01:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG\NBANG!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT'S EXPANDING EVER OUTWARD\NBUT ONE DAY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.76,0:01:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT WILL CAUSE THE STARS TO GO\NTHE OTHER WAY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.37,0:01:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,COLLAPSING EVER INWARD, WE\NWON'T BE HERE, IT WON'T BE HURT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.98,0:01:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST FIGURE\NTHAT IT'LL MAKE AN EVEN
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.75,0:01:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BIGGER BANG!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.63,0:01:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,\NAUSTRALOPITHECUS WOULD REALLY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.96,0:01:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HAVE BEEN SICK OF US\NDEBATING HOW WE'RE HERE,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.50,0:01:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEY'RE CATCHING DEER WE'RE\NCATCHING VIRUSES
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.83,0:01:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RELIGION OR ASTRONOMY\NDESCARTES OR DEUTERONOMY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.67,0:01:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG\NBANG!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.87,0:01:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MUSIC AND MYTHOLOGY, EINSTEIN\NAND ASTROLOGY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.51,0:01:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG\NBANG!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.18,0:01:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT ALL STARTED WITH\NTHE BIG BANG!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.15,0:02:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BARENAKED LADIES
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.29,0:02:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.62,0:02:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.