TONIGHT WE ARE LUCKY
TO HAVE BARENAKED LADIES
PERFORM THE THEME SONG OF
"THE BIG BANG THEORY"
TO CELEBRATE THE SHOW'S FINAL BOW.
NOW BARENAKED
OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A
HOT, DENSE STATE
THEN NEARLY FOURTEEN BILLION
YEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED,
WAIT
THE EARTH BEGAN TO COOL,
THE AUTOTROPHS BEGAN TO DROOL
NEANDERTHALS DEVELOPED TOOLS
WE BUILT A WALL
WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
MATH, SCIENCE, HISTORY,
UNRAVELING THE MYSTERIES
THAT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG
BANG! HEY!
SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN IS
REALLY NOT THAT LONG
AS EVERY GALAXY WAS FORMED IN
LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES
TO SING THIS SONG
A FRACTION OF A SECOND
AND THE ELEMENTS WERE MADE
THE BIPEDS STOOD UP STRAIGHT,
THE DINOSAURS ALL MET THEIR
FATE
THEY TRIED TO LEAP BUT THEY
WERE LATE
AND THEY ALL DIED THEY FROZE
THEIR ASSES OFF
THE OCEANS AND PANGEA, SEE YA
WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA
SET IN MOTION BY THE SAME BIG
BANG!
IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG
BANG!
IT'S EXPANDING EVER OUTWARD
BUT ONE DAY
IT WILL CAUSE THE STARS TO GO
THE OTHER WAY
COLLAPSING EVER INWARD, WE
WON'T BE HERE, IT WON'T BE HURT
OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST FIGURE
THAT IT'LL MAKE AN EVEN
BIGGER BANG!
AUSTRALOPITHECUS WOULD REALLY
HAVE BEEN SICK OF US
DEBATING HOW WE'RE HERE,
THEY'RE CATCHING DEER WE'RE
CATCHING VIRUSES
RELIGION OR ASTRONOMY
DESCARTES OR DEUTERONOMY
IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG
BANG!
MUSIC AND MYTHOLOGY, EINSTEIN
AND ASTROLOGY
IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG
BANG!
IT ALL STARTED WITH
THE BIG BANG!
BARENAKED LADIES
EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.