TONIGHT WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE BARENAKED LADIES
PERFORM THE THEME SONG OF "THE BIG BANG THEORY"
TO CELEBRATE THE SHOW'S FINAL BOW.
NOW BARENAKED
OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT, DENSE STATE
THEN NEARLY FOURTEEN BILLION YEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED,
WAIT
THE EARTH BEGAN TO COOL,
THE AUTOTROPHS BEGAN TO DROOL NEANDERTHALS DEVELOPED TOOLS
WE BUILT A WALL WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
MATH, SCIENCE, HISTORY, UNRAVELING THE MYSTERIES
THAT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG BANG! HEY!
SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN IS REALLY NOT THAT LONG
AS EVERY GALAXY WAS FORMED IN LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES
TO SING THIS SONG A FRACTION OF A SECOND
AND THE ELEMENTS WERE MADE THE BIPEDS STOOD UP STRAIGHT,
THE DINOSAURS ALL MET THEIR FATE
THEY TRIED TO LEAP BUT THEY WERE LATE
AND THEY ALL DIED THEY FROZE THEIR ASSES OFF
THE OCEANS AND PANGEA, SEE YA WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA
SET IN MOTION BY THE SAME BIG BANG!
IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG BANG!
IT'S EXPANDING EVER OUTWARD BUT ONE DAY
IT WILL CAUSE THE STARS TO GO THE OTHER WAY
COLLAPSING EVER INWARD, WE WON'T BE HERE, IT WON'T BE HURT
OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST FIGURE THAT IT'LL MAKE AN EVEN
BIGGER BANG!
AUSTRALOPITHECUS WOULD REALLY
HAVE BEEN SICK OF US DEBATING HOW WE'RE HERE,
THEY'RE CATCHING DEER WE'RE CATCHING VIRUSES
RELIGION OR ASTRONOMY DESCARTES OR DEUTERONOMY
IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG BANG!
MUSIC AND MYTHOLOGY, EINSTEIN AND ASTROLOGY
IT ALL STARTED WITH THE BIG BANG!
BARENAKED LADIES
EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.