My name is Dustin's Dojo
and I'm a trained black belt
and I learned to be a black belt
at Roger Baker's Taikwando and Pizza
Pensacola, Florida.
[Crowd applause]
This is my friend Terry
and I am his Sensei.
[Laughter]
When I moved here from Pensacola
I didn't have very many friends
and Terry did not have very many friends, either.
I saw his Mom Harriet at the parlour
and she said that she had a son named Terry
and we instantly became friends.
What we do is very hard
and not anyone can do it.
You make a living teaching karate? Yeah.
My job is a karate expert.
I make karate videos
and teach other people how to
fight off attackers.
My first dream is to be a karate expert
and to teach everyone in the whole world
how to fight off attackers
and then my other dream
is to star in karate movies.
[Laughter]
Ok, well, um...
[Howard snorts] [Mel B] Are you snorting down there?
[Howard] Yeah. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
[Heidi] Why are you always turning around?
You never know when there's going to be an attacker
so you always have to be on guard.
[crowd laughter]
[Howie] Are you worried
that you're going to get attacked here?
Yeah. [Laughter]
In Hollywood, there's many attackers.
[Laughter]
These guys are great.
[Laughing]
[Howard] I love it.
Are you gonna do a demonstration?
Yeah. Today, we're gonna do
3 different things.
First, I'm gonna break wood
and Terry's gonna hold it.
[Laughter]
And then we're gonna break
the world record for most
full extension punches thrown
in 60 seconds.
And then, finally, I'm gonna throw
a karate combo and when I least expect it
Terry's gonna throw salt into my eyes
and I'm gonna fight through the pain.
[Laughter and applause]
[Rock music starts]
[Crowd cheers]
Yeah!
[Heidi] What is wrong with you?
[Howard] This is fantastic.
You don't get it.
As you can see, I handled that pretty well.
[Laughter and applause]
Thank you for watching this demonstration of Dustin's Dojo.
[Cheering] Put them through!
Mixed opinions in the audience.
Put them through! Put them through!
[Howie] I'll tell you something.
That is the most I have laughed.
[Howard] Me too.
[Heidi] Why don't I think that's funny?
I don't think this is funny one bit.
[Howie] Oh, come on.
[Howard] I'm only saying this
for the benefit of my fellow judges
who hit the X.
These two guys are comedians
they're in the tradition of the three stooges - [Howie] Yes. -
What they've done here is lampooned
to the T, everything that goes on
in a martial arts studio.
[Howie] Where's Terry going, Sir?
Terry was looking for an attacker.
[Laughter]
[Howard] That's what I mean!
[Mel B] I love to laugh.
I get that it's meant to be comedy.
I get that it's meant to be funny.
[Heidi] To me it wasn't funny.
To me, it was annoying.
You actually remind me - [Crowd boo's]
[Howard] Wow. Wow. I don't get that.
You remind me of one of these boys
that one of my sons brings home
like a playdate, you know, the kind
that I don't want to invite back to the house.
[Howie] If - Dustin, if you are lucky enough
to move forward, do you have plans
for the next round?
Yes, we have very many other skills and abilities
and if we go through to the next round
all of your dreams will come true.
[Crowd cheers and laughs]
[Heidi] Let's vote.
[Crowd] Put them through! Put them through! [Howie] Dustin, I think what you do
is amazingly funny. I love you.
I'm giving you a yes.
[Crowd cheers]
[Howard] I loved it as well.
And I'm giving you a big, enthusiastic yes.
[Crowd cheers]
And you girl would have said no to the [inaudible]
[Heidi] This is not my sense of humour, at all.
For me, it's a big no.
[Crowd boo's]
[Howie] Mel, I beg you. I beg you.
[Mel B] No, I mean I just, I didn't get it
and I didn't find it funny
and I like to laugh.
And that wasn't funny to me so it's a no.
I am sorry, but that means that you didn't get through.
[Howie] Howard, where are you going?
[Heidi] Take a deep breath, sit down.
[Crowd] Put them through! Put them through! [Howie] Howard?
[Crowd chanting] Put them through! Put them through!
[Howie] So, you have 2 no's.
[Howard] You know, I've got the golden buzzer here.
[Crowd cheers, chanting]
Put them through! Put them through! Put them through! Put them through!
[Cheering]
[Howard] I like these guys!
[Mel B] If that's funny...then, what is funny?
[Nick] This is so everyone is aware.
Howard is only allowed to hit the golden buzzer
once per season, and he has used it
for Dustin's Dojo.
[Howard] I've done it for you.
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