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My name is Dustin's Dojo
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and I'm a trained black belt
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and I learned to be a black belt
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at Roger Baker's Taikwando and Pizza
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Pensacola, Florida.
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[Crowd applause]
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This is my friend Terry
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and I am his Sensei.
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[Laughter]
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When I moved here from Pensacola
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I didn't have very many friends
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and Terry did not have very many friends, either.
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I saw his Mom Harriet at the parlour
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and she said that she had a son named Terry
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and we instantly became friends.
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What we do is very hard
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and not anyone can do it.
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You make a living teaching karate?[br]Yeah.
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My job is a karate expert.
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I make karate videos
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and teach other people how to
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fight off attackers.
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My first dream is to be a karate expert
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and to teach everyone in the whole world
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how to fight off attackers
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and then my other dream
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is to star in karate movies.
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[Laughter]
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Ok, well, um...[br]
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[Howard snorts][br][Mel B] Are you snorting down there?
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[Howard] Yeah. This is the [br]greatest thing I've ever seen.
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[Heidi] Why are you always[br]turning around?
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You never know when there's [br]going to be an attacker
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so you always have to be on guard.
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[crowd laughter]
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[Howie] Are you worried
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that you're going to get attacked here?
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Yeah.[br][Laughter]
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In Hollywood, there's many attackers.
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[Laughter]
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These guys are great.
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[Laughing]
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[Howard] I love it.
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Are you gonna do a demonstration?
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Yeah. Today, we're gonna do
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3 different things.
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First, I'm gonna break wood
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and Terry's gonna hold it.
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[Laughter]
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And then we're gonna break[br]
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the world record for most
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full extension punches thrown
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in 60 seconds.
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And then, finally, I'm gonna throw
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a karate combo and when I least expect it
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Terry's gonna throw salt into my eyes
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and I'm gonna fight through the pain.
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[Laughter and applause]
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[Rock music starts]
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[Crowd cheers]
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Yeah!
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[Heidi] What is wrong with you?
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[Howard] This is fantastic.
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You don't get it.
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As you can see, I handled that pretty well.
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[Laughter and applause]
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Thank you for watching this demonstration[br]of Dustin's Dojo.
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[Cheering] Put them through!
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Mixed opinions in the audience.
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Put them through! Put them through!
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[Howie] I'll tell you something.
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That is the most I have laughed.
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[Howard] Me too.
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[Heidi] Why don't I think that's funny?
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I don't think this is funny one bit.
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[Howie] Oh, come on.
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[Howard] I'm only saying this[br]
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for the benefit of my fellow judges
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who hit the X.
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These two guys are comedians
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they're in the tradition of the three stooges[br]- [Howie] Yes. -
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What they've done here is lampooned
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to the T, everything that goes on
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in a martial arts studio.
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[Howie] Where's Terry going, Sir?
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Terry was looking for an attacker.
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[Laughter]
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[Howard] That's what I mean!
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[Mel B] I love to laugh.
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I get that it's meant to be comedy.
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I get that it's meant to be funny.
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[Heidi] To me it wasn't funny.
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To me, it was annoying.
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You actually remind me - [br][Crowd boo's]
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[Howard] Wow. Wow. I don't get that.
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You remind me of one of these boys
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that one of my sons brings home
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like a playdate, you know, the kind
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that I don't want to invite back to the house.
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[Howie] If - Dustin, if you are lucky enough
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to move forward, do you have plans
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for the next round?
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Yes, we have very many other skills and abilities
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and if we go through to the next round
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all of your dreams will come true.
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[Crowd cheers and laughs]
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[Heidi] Let's vote.
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[Crowd] Put them through! Put them through![br][Howie] Dustin, I think what you do
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is amazingly funny. I love you.
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I'm giving you a yes.
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[Crowd cheers]
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[Howard] I loved it as well.
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And I'm giving you a big, enthusiastic yes.
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[Crowd cheers]
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And you girl would have said no to the [inaudible]
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[Heidi] This is not my sense of humour,[br]at all.
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For me, it's a big no.
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[Crowd boo's]
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[Howie] Mel, I beg you. I beg you.
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[Mel B] No, I mean I just, I didn't get it
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and I didn't find it funny
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and I like to laugh.
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And that wasn't funny to me so it's a no.
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I am sorry, but that means that[br]you didn't get through.
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[Howie] Howard, where are you going?
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[Heidi] Take a deep breath, sit down.
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[Crowd] Put them through! Put them through![br][Howie] Howard?
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[Crowd chanting] [br]Put them through! Put them through!
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[Howie] So, you have 2 no's.
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[Howard] You know, I've got the golden buzzer here.
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[Crowd cheers, chanting]
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Put them through! Put them through![br]Put them through! Put them through!
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[Cheering]
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[Howard] I like these guys!
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[Mel B] If that's funny...then, what is funny?
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[Nick] This is so everyone is aware.
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Howard is only allowed to hit the golden buzzer
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once per season, and he has used it
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for Dustin's Dojo.
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[Howard] I've done it for you.
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Yo, what's up, YouTube?
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Ey, welcome to the AGT phase.
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