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Oh! Four! I mean five!

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I mean fire!

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Let's see what we have here.

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'Stand upright.'

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Now I can't read it.

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Not me! I am a giddy goat.

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Ok. 'Remove safety clip.'

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Don't look at my feet!

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Fire! Fire!

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OK.

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'Aim nozzle at base of fire.'

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Ah, that is typical.

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Why'd it done that ?

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Ah!

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I'll just put this over here

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with the rest of the fire.

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(singing) 0 1 1 5 3 ... no!

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0 1 1 8

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0 1 1 8 9 9 9

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(humming the 'emergency number' tune)

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... 3

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Hallo? Is this the Emergency Services?

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Then which country am I speaking to?

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Hallo? Hallo?

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I know! Yep.

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Subject: Fire

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Dear Sir 'stroke' Madam,

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I am writing to inform you

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of a fire

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which has broken out at the premises of...

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No, that's too formal.

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Dear Sir 'stroke' Madam,

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Fire! 'exclamation mark'

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Fire! 'exclamation mark'

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Help me! 'exclamation mark'

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123 Carendon Road

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Looking forward to hearing from you.

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All the best,

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Maurice Moss