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我特地來雅典衛城

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來當個不逞之徒

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不要帶癱軟之言

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到辨論饗宴會

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老蘇乃瘋狂牛虻

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西方哲學是我所發明

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與最把砲的虛無主義者

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還有小弟，他們的法國心腹

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有天資聰敏

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的頭腦

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連我本人也不能過問

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把我們的西藥，

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擊退酵母菌的春秋人

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此足證明

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你們不能

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及得過我們心理，弟兄

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有較威的思想

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威的演説

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威的情聖

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較威的人

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此傲慢自滿之兵

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在意料之內必敗

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小人開口閉口智慧

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豈弗曉以中庸為械

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汝鬼子生性散慢

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行事欲有規有矩

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控制爾等命，非也

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談咪則拒

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吾輩以天時為攻

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以擾汝專注力

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狠狠教訓閣下

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吾之子孫

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必會傳千世世代代

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吾輩建周朝

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於忍耐之下

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令中國

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安穩活着

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而爾等永不

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達到高智

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吾輩

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所書者

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噢，我可以令你

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甘拜下風得要叩頭

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當我蹲下和拉出

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一「道」屎在老子面上

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你應該考慮到控制

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餘下的時間

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稱大哥為「超人」

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因我驅動得非凡

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小弟比較自由

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要對抗墨守成規的你

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交給我吧

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敏銳機智像條刺

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串成一串

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烤孔子羊肉串燒

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你真失敗

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快向伏爾泰順從就範一世

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如十八年的退隱

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反之我祭出了比已經出版

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的信和小書本和戲曲

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更凶狠的羞辱

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現在我們已經搞定了

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陰陽孖寶

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我可以攻擊成龍了

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孫子，我會去粉碎你的吳國

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就用我的方法，老友

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看來這位小將

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揸咪方面不是太強

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你的士兵也不知所操

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曰：「生何事？」

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你的歌詞太過差

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幸好歷史

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沒有使編寫「孫子饒舌法」

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鵰，予寫之是兵法

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必宜預備三支洋槍

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孫子火燒白人

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何解

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太陽東升

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亞洲人吐侮如吐白

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非也，此弗「沙士」

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老子，打拍子

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孔子，攻彼此

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孔氏先當「老實人」

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法國咖啡霹和麵條形的長髮

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爾自我則喧賓奪主

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言論自由則非禮勿言

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伊殺上帝者，余該不恥下問

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衪未定去

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因造了閣下之鬍鬚

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余嘗植新德國鬥志

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惜乃只得人痛恨

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亦製造第三帝國

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而此乃全因爾

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「哲學老父」，老蘇

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誠言，女該向

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兩位徒弟作合理申辯

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我才不會稱自己為

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這個窮鬼的徒弟

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別令尼采過來

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去踢你那度「陰氣」

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因我是

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N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E

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而我會玩殘這些仆街

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像本大名於串字比賽裏

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死窮鬼！？

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我像毒参那麼毒

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將對拖鞋放在門上

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請你吃「蘇格拉弟弟」

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阿頂，蘇格拉底

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你實在太過敏感

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來一起弄盲這些中國人

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用我們聰明才智啟蒙他們

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我才不會受教朋黨之道

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尤其從抽獎老千口中

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你這個哲學界的羞恥

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帶大鼻子回喝你杯咖啡

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那我坦言

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不要與伏爾泰亂來

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是富蘭克林老友

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請女士吃「法式香腸」

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反間計率得逞

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宜乘勝追擊，直搗黃龍

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切記切記

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埏埴以為器，當其無，有器之用

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老子，武弟非不敬不馴

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但爾須放其器

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為有建設之言論

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哉，女今天非欲

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向老子之道宣威

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予會嚇汝一跳，母婢

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還不快滾

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喂，詩 書 禮 易 春秋

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皆沒書下此禮：

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於戰役，二人行時

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都不須

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以和為貴

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拜託，孔兄

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爾常只懂談

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君君臣臣父父子子

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為何汝不使其長眉

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長得不太難看

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哉，予瞭

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汝欲其如？

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吾擊始作俑者之頭

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自君之冠裏

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故此真之恕道

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孔丘高於爾尺寸千里

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子曰：

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汝皆能持之幸運曲奇

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甚麼是勝利？

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下次又會是誰？

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你來決定吧！

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譯者：Gabriel Tsang