WEBVTT 00:00:00.734 --> 00:00:02.173 Hah... 00:00:02.173 --> 00:00:04.069 I'm in Los Angeles, California. 00:00:04.069 --> 00:00:05.601 The Sunshine State. 00:00:05.616 --> 00:00:07.421 You've probably never been. 00:00:07.421 --> 00:00:09.343 They don't let you in if you're not rich enough. 00:00:09.343 --> 00:00:11.013 This is my pool. 00:00:11.013 --> 00:00:13.264 I haven't been up to much while I've been here. 00:00:13.264 --> 00:00:17.049 Just lazing around, counting my money. 00:00:17.049 --> 00:00:21.013 But I did explore an American supermarket with my friend Liam. 00:00:21.013 --> 00:00:23.023 -We are here, exploring Walmart. -Hello. 00:00:23.023 --> 00:00:27.428 Can we talk about how this is the first cheese we've seen in America that hasn't come in liquid form? 00:00:27.428 --> 00:00:29.736 (Alex) Ham and cheese slices. 00:00:29.736 --> 00:00:34.120 That is... That is the laziest product I've ever seen. 00:00:34.120 --> 00:00:36.846 It's described as a loaf, as well. A ham and cheese loaf. 00:00:36.846 --> 00:00:39.111 There's nothing appealing about this. In the slightest. 00:00:39.111 --> 00:00:42.263 (Alex) Try pork tonight. And enjoy something extraordinary. 00:00:42.263 --> 00:00:44.178 (Alex) How niche do you like your Coca Cola? 00:00:44.178 --> 00:00:46.586 I like it with both zero sugar and vanilla flavoured. 00:00:46.586 --> 00:00:48.183 (Liam) Coke all the things! 00:00:48.183 --> 00:00:49.714 (Alex) It's Coke all the things! 00:00:49.714 --> 00:00:52.502 (Alex) Liam, do you know where the ice section is? -The ice section? 00:00:52.502 --> 00:00:55.277 (Alex) Microwaveable pizzas come with side dishes 00:00:55.277 --> 00:00:56.556 (Liam) Cookies. 00:00:56.556 --> 00:00:58.593 (Alex) Ah ha ha! That's so good! 00:00:58.593 --> 00:01:00.397 And boneless 'wyngz' [pronounced 'winges'] 00:01:00.397 --> 00:01:04.927 (Alex) I find it so weird how 'lube' is just a regular word in America that means, like, fixing cars. 00:01:04.927 --> 00:01:07.509 In the UK, it doesn't mean that. 00:01:07.509 --> 00:01:08.871 Pretty exclusively means... 00:01:09.211 --> 00:01:10.598 (Liam) Thing that are... (Alex) Like sexy lube. 00:01:10.598 --> 00:01:11.464 Yeah, sexy lube. 00:01:11.464 --> 00:01:13.806 (Liam) Hey Alex, I need to take a note of all this weird stuff we found in the shop. 00:01:13.806 --> 00:01:14.849 Do you have a book? 00:01:14.849 --> 00:01:15.845 -I do. (gasps) 00:01:15.845 --> 00:01:17.218 (Liam) Aww, what's th... Oh, my goodness! 00:01:17.218 --> 00:01:19.649 (Alex) This is, like, the outdoorsy section, so they have torches... 00:01:19.649 --> 00:01:23.658 ...and, like, backpacks and fishing bait and rifles. 00:01:23.658 --> 00:01:27.682 I like tea as much as any British guy, but I find it less appealing when it's in a petrol can. 00:01:27.682 --> 00:01:29.953 (Michael) [snorts] A petrol can? 00:01:29.953 --> 00:01:31.261 (Alex) How would you describe it? 00:01:31.261 --> 00:01:32.065 (Michael) That's just a bottle. 00:01:32.065 --> 00:01:34.797 (Alex) In England, that's what you'd keep some spare petrol in. 00:01:34.797 --> 00:01:39.543 So in England, you put your gasoline or your petrol in tea containers? 00:01:40.467 --> 00:01:41.478 (Alex) No, you put your tea... 00:01:41.478 --> 00:01:46.233 You could just shop exclusively at Walmart and you would just have everything you ever need to live. 00:01:46.233 --> 00:01:47.706 -Yep. -To the point that I sort of... 00:01:47.706 --> 00:01:50.349 You can live here. They have, like, furniture. 00:01:50.349 --> 00:01:53.092 I sort of don't understand why any other shops exist, apart from... 00:01:53.092 --> 00:01:57.096 - They should just have one Walmart in every town. - That's what they want! 00:01:57.096 --> 00:01:58.181 (Michael) What are you doing, Alex? 00:01:58.611 --> 00:02:01.986 I'm have my blood pressure tested. Cos that's a thing you can do. 00:02:01.986 --> 00:02:03.594 Ah, it's starting to hurt, actually. 00:02:03.594 --> 00:02:07.467 It says, "Warning, this machine may bruise you, and you may faint while using it." 00:02:07.467 --> 00:02:11.098 75 beats per minute is my pulse. Is that good? 00:02:11.912 --> 00:02:13.299 (Michael) It's, I think, average. 00:02:13.299 --> 00:02:14.564 What have you learned? 00:02:14.564 --> 00:02:16.212 Just that Walmart is amazing. 00:02:16.212 --> 00:02:19.137 It might just be my penchant for weird, like, eye gear or head gear... 00:02:19.137 --> 00:02:21.205 ...but you can buy eye patches, and I really want one. 00:02:21.205 --> 00:02:21.941 (Alex) You can get your hair cut. 00:02:21.941 --> 00:02:22.671 They have an optictions. 00:02:22.671 --> 00:02:24.588 There is even a pharmacy in case you get sick. 00:02:24.588 --> 00:02:26.175 This place is 24 hours. so you could, just... 00:02:27.098 --> 00:02:28.508 You could live in Walmart. 00:02:28.508 --> 00:02:30.679 - So, we are about here. (Alex) Yep. 00:02:30.679 --> 00:02:32.923 (Liam) And the cereal aisle is about... 00:02:34.062 --> 00:02:35.681 ...somewhere around here. 00:02:35.681 --> 00:02:37.226 That's the size of Walmart. 00:02:37.226 --> 00:02:39.346 (Alex) I wanna play a board game. I don't know what to play. Thoughts? 00:02:39.346 --> 00:02:42.131 Um, I like the idea of Buzz Lightyear Operation. 00:02:42.131 --> 00:02:45.362 (Alex) [laughs] Why... Why does that even exist? 00:02:45.362 --> 00:02:50.546 -It's a "Silly Skill Game". (Liam) [laughs] Skilly. 00:02:50.546 --> 00:02:54.039 I had a very enjoyable Walmart experience. So did Liam.