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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.73,0:00:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.17,0:00:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in Los Angeles, California.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.07,0:00:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Sunshine State.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.62,0:00:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've probably never been.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.42,0:00:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't let you in if you're not rich enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.34,0:00:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my pool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.01,0:00:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't been up to much while I've been here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.26,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just lazing around, counting my money.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I did explore an American supermarket with my friend Liam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.01,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We are here, exploring Walmart.\N-Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we talk about how this is the first cheese we've seen in America that hasn't come in liquid form?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.43,0:00:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) Ham and cheese slices.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.74,0:00:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is... That is the laziest product I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.12,0:00:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's described as a loaf, as well. A ham and cheese loaf.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.85,0:00:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing appealing about this. In the slightest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.11,0:00:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) Try pork tonight. And enjoy something extraordinary.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.26,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) How niche do you like your Coca Cola?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like it with both zero sugar and vanilla flavoured.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.59,0:00:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Liam) Coke all the things!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.18,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) It's Coke all the things!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) Liam, do you know where the ice section is?\N-The ice section?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.50,0:00:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) Microwaveable pizzas come with side dishes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.28,0:00:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Liam) Cookies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.56,0:00:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) Ah ha ha! That's so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.59,0:01:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And boneless 'wyngz' [pronounced 'winges']
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.40,0:01:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) I find it so weird how 'lube' is just a regular word in America that means, like, fixing cars.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.93,0:01:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the UK, it doesn't mean that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.51,0:01:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty exclusively means...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.21,0:01:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Liam) Thing that are...\N(Alex) Like sexy lube.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.60,0:01:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, sexy lube.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.46,0:01:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Liam) Hey Alex, I need to take a note of all this weird stuff we found in the shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.81,0:01:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have a book?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.85,0:01:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I do. (gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.84,0:01:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Liam) Aww, what's th... Oh, my goodness!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.22,0:01:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) This is, like, the outdoorsy section, so they have torches...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.65,0:01:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and, like, backpacks and fishing bait and rifles.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.66,0:01:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like tea as much as any British guy, but I find it less appealing when it's in a petrol can.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Michael) [snorts] A petrol can?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.95,0:01:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) How would you describe it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.26,0:01:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Michael) That's just a bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.06,0:01:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) In England, that's what you'd keep some spare petrol in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.80,0:01:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So in England, you put your gasoline or your petrol in tea containers?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.47,0:01:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) No, you put your tea...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.48,0:01:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could just shop exclusively at Walmart and you would just have everything you ever need to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.23,0:01:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yep.\N-To the point that I sort of...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.71,0:01:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can live here. They have, like, furniture.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.35,0:01:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sort of don't understand why any other shops exist, apart from...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.09,0:01:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They should just have one Walmart in every town.\N- That's what they want!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.10,0:01:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Michael) What are you doing, Alex?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.61,0:02:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm have my blood pressure tested. Cos that's a thing you can do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.99,0:02:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, it's starting to hurt, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.59,0:02:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says, "Warning, this machine may bruise you, and you may faint while using it."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.47,0:02:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,75 beats per minute is my pulse. Is that good?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.91,0:02:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Michael) It's, I think, average.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.30,0:02:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you learned?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.56,0:02:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just that Walmart is amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.21,0:02:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It might just be my penchant for weird, like, eye gear or head gear...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.14,0:02:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but you can buy eye patches, and I really want one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.20,0:02:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) You can get your hair cut.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.94,0:02:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have an optictions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.67,0:02:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is even a pharmacy in case you get sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.59,0:02:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place is 24 hours. so you could, just...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.10,0:02:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could live in Walmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.51,0:02:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, we are about here.\N(Alex) Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.68,0:02:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Liam) And the cereal aisle is about...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.06,0:02:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...somewhere around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.68,0:02:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the size of Walmart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.23,0:02:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) I wanna play a board game. I don't know what to play. Thoughts?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.35,0:02:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I like the idea of Buzz Lightyear Operation.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.13,0:02:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Alex) [laughs] Why... Why does that even exist?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.36,0:02:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's a "Silly Skill Game".\N(Liam) [laughs] Skilly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.55,0:02:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a very enjoyable Walmart experience. So did Liam.