1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:02,173 Hah... 2 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:04,069 I'm in Los Angeles, California. 3 00:00:04,069 --> 00:00:05,601 The Sunshine State. 4 00:00:05,616 --> 00:00:07,421 You've probably never been. 5 00:00:07,421 --> 00:00:09,343 They don't let you in if you're not rich enough. 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,013 This is my pool. 7 00:00:11,013 --> 00:00:13,264 I haven't been up to much while I've been here. 8 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:17,049 Just lazing around, counting my money. 9 00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:21,013 But I did explore an American supermarket with my friend Liam. 10 00:00:21,013 --> 00:00:23,023 -We are here, exploring Walmart. -Hello. 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:27,428 Can we talk about how this is the first cheese we've seen in America that hasn't come in liquid form? 12 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,736 (Alex) Ham and cheese slices. 13 00:00:29,736 --> 00:00:34,120 That is... That is the laziest product I've ever seen. 14 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,846 It's described as a loaf, as well. A ham and cheese loaf. 15 00:00:36,846 --> 00:00:39,111 There's nothing appealing about this. In the slightest. 16 00:00:39,111 --> 00:00:42,263 (Alex) Try pork tonight. And enjoy something extraordinary. 17 00:00:42,263 --> 00:00:44,178 (Alex) How niche do you like your Coca Cola? 18 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,586 I like it with both zero sugar and vanilla flavoured. 19 00:00:46,586 --> 00:00:48,183 (Liam) Coke all the things! 20 00:00:48,183 --> 00:00:49,714 (Alex) It's Coke all the things! 21 00:00:49,714 --> 00:00:52,502 (Alex) Liam, do you know where the ice section is? -The ice section? 22 00:00:52,502 --> 00:00:55,277 (Alex) Microwaveable pizzas come with side dishes 23 00:00:55,277 --> 00:00:56,556 (Liam) Cookies. 24 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,593 (Alex) Ah ha ha! That's so good! 25 00:00:58,593 --> 00:01:00,397 And boneless 'wyngz' [pronounced 'winges'] 26 00:01:00,397 --> 00:01:04,927 (Alex) I find it so weird how 'lube' is just a regular word in America that means, like, fixing cars. 27 00:01:04,927 --> 00:01:07,509 In the UK, it doesn't mean that. 28 00:01:07,509 --> 00:01:08,871 Pretty exclusively means... 29 00:01:09,211 --> 00:01:10,598 (Liam) Thing that are... (Alex) Like sexy lube. 30 00:01:10,598 --> 00:01:11,464 Yeah, sexy lube. 31 00:01:11,464 --> 00:01:13,806 (Liam) Hey Alex, I need to take a note of all this weird stuff we found in the shop. 32 00:01:13,806 --> 00:01:14,849 Do you have a book? 33 00:01:14,849 --> 00:01:15,845 -I do. (gasps) 34 00:01:15,845 --> 00:01:17,218 (Liam) Aww, what's th... Oh, my goodness! 35 00:01:17,218 --> 00:01:19,649 (Alex) This is, like, the outdoorsy section, so they have torches... 36 00:01:19,649 --> 00:01:23,658 ...and, like, backpacks and fishing bait and rifles. 37 00:01:23,658 --> 00:01:27,682 I like tea as much as any British guy, but I find it less appealing when it's in a petrol can. 38 00:01:27,682 --> 00:01:29,953 (Michael) [snorts] A petrol can? 39 00:01:29,953 --> 00:01:31,261 (Alex) How would you describe it? 40 00:01:31,261 --> 00:01:32,065 (Michael) That's just a bottle. 41 00:01:32,065 --> 00:01:34,797 (Alex) In England, that's what you'd keep some spare petrol in. 42 00:01:34,797 --> 00:01:39,543 So in England, you put your gasoline or your petrol in tea containers? 43 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,478 (Alex) No, you put your tea... 44 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:46,233 You could just shop exclusively at Walmart and you would just have everything you ever need to live. 45 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:47,706 -Yep. -To the point that I sort of... 46 00:01:47,706 --> 00:01:50,349 You can live here. They have, like, furniture. 47 00:01:50,349 --> 00:01:53,092 I sort of don't understand why any other shops exist, apart from... 48 00:01:53,092 --> 00:01:57,096 - They should just have one Walmart in every town. - That's what they want! 49 00:01:57,096 --> 00:01:58,181 (Michael) What are you doing, Alex? 50 00:01:58,611 --> 00:02:01,986 I'm have my blood pressure tested. Cos that's a thing you can do. 51 00:02:01,986 --> 00:02:03,594 Ah, it's starting to hurt, actually. 52 00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:07,467 It says, "Warning, this machine may bruise you, and you may faint while using it." 53 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:11,098 75 beats per minute is my pulse. Is that good? 54 00:02:11,912 --> 00:02:13,299 (Michael) It's, I think, average. 55 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,564 What have you learned? 56 00:02:14,564 --> 00:02:16,212 Just that Walmart is amazing. 57 00:02:16,212 --> 00:02:19,137 It might just be my penchant for weird, like, eye gear or head gear... 58 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:21,205 ...but you can buy eye patches, and I really want one. 59 00:02:21,205 --> 00:02:21,941 (Alex) You can get your hair cut. 60 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:22,671 They have an optictions. 61 00:02:22,671 --> 00:02:24,588 There is even a pharmacy in case you get sick. 62 00:02:24,588 --> 00:02:26,175 This place is 24 hours. so you could, just... 63 00:02:27,098 --> 00:02:28,508 You could live in Walmart. 64 00:02:28,508 --> 00:02:30,679 - So, we are about here. (Alex) Yep. 65 00:02:30,679 --> 00:02:32,923 (Liam) And the cereal aisle is about... 66 00:02:34,062 --> 00:02:35,681 ...somewhere around here. 67 00:02:35,681 --> 00:02:37,226 That's the size of Walmart. 68 00:02:37,226 --> 00:02:39,346 (Alex) I wanna play a board game. I don't know what to play. Thoughts? 69 00:02:39,346 --> 00:02:42,131 Um, I like the idea of Buzz Lightyear Operation. 70 00:02:42,131 --> 00:02:45,362 (Alex) [laughs] Why... Why does that even exist? 71 00:02:45,362 --> 00:02:50,546 -It's a "Silly Skill Game". (Liam) [laughs] Skilly. 72 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:54,039 I had a very enjoyable Walmart experience. So did Liam.