0:00:00.734,0:00:02.173 Hah... 0:00:02.173,0:00:04.069 I'm in Los Angeles, California. 0:00:04.069,0:00:05.601 The Sunshine State. 0:00:05.616,0:00:07.421 You've probably never been. 0:00:07.421,0:00:09.343 They don't let you in if you're not rich enough. 0:00:09.343,0:00:11.013 This is my pool. 0:00:11.013,0:00:13.264 I haven't been up to much while I've been here. 0:00:13.264,0:00:17.049 Just lazing around, counting my money. 0:00:17.049,0:00:21.013 But I did explore an American supermarket with my friend Liam. 0:00:21.013,0:00:23.023 -We are here, exploring Walmart.[br]-Hello. 0:00:23.023,0:00:27.428 Can we talk about how this is the first cheese we've seen in America that hasn't come in liquid form? 0:00:27.428,0:00:29.736 (Alex) Ham and cheese slices. 0:00:29.736,0:00:34.120 That is... That is the laziest product I've ever seen. 0:00:34.120,0:00:36.846 It's described as a loaf, as well. A ham and cheese loaf. 0:00:36.846,0:00:39.111 There's nothing appealing about this. In the slightest. 0:00:39.111,0:00:42.263 (Alex) Try pork tonight. And enjoy something extraordinary. 0:00:42.263,0:00:44.178 (Alex) How niche do you like your Coca Cola? 0:00:44.178,0:00:46.586 I like it with both zero sugar and vanilla flavoured. 0:00:46.586,0:00:48.183 (Liam) Coke all the things! 0:00:48.183,0:00:49.714 (Alex) It's Coke all the things! 0:00:49.714,0:00:52.502 (Alex) Liam, do you know where the ice section is?[br]-The ice section? 0:00:52.502,0:00:55.277 (Alex) Microwaveable pizzas come with side dishes 0:00:55.277,0:00:56.556 (Liam) Cookies. 0:00:56.556,0:00:58.593 (Alex) Ah ha ha! That's so good! 0:00:58.593,0:01:00.397 And boneless 'wyngz' [pronounced 'winges'] 0:01:00.397,0:01:04.927 (Alex) I find it so weird how 'lube' is just a regular word in America that means, like, fixing cars. 0:01:04.927,0:01:07.509 In the UK, it doesn't mean that. 0:01:07.509,0:01:08.871 Pretty exclusively means... 0:01:09.211,0:01:10.598 (Liam) Thing that are...[br](Alex) Like sexy lube. 0:01:10.598,0:01:11.464 Yeah, sexy lube. 0:01:11.464,0:01:13.806 (Liam) Hey Alex, I need to take a note of all this weird stuff we found in the shop. 0:01:13.806,0:01:14.849 Do you have a book? 0:01:14.849,0:01:15.845 -I do. (gasps) 0:01:15.845,0:01:17.218 (Liam) Aww, what's th... Oh, my goodness! 0:01:17.218,0:01:19.649 (Alex) This is, like, the outdoorsy section, so they have torches... 0:01:19.649,0:01:23.658 ...and, like, backpacks and fishing bait and rifles. 0:01:23.658,0:01:27.682 I like tea as much as any British guy, but I find it less appealing when it's in a petrol can. 0:01:27.682,0:01:29.953 (Michael) [snorts] A petrol can?[br] 0:01:29.953,0:01:31.261 (Alex) How would you describe it? 0:01:31.261,0:01:32.065 (Michael) That's just a bottle. 0:01:32.065,0:01:34.797 (Alex) In England, that's what you'd keep some spare petrol in. 0:01:34.797,0:01:39.543 So in England, you put your gasoline or your petrol in tea containers? 0:01:40.467,0:01:41.478 (Alex) No, you put your tea... 0:01:41.478,0:01:46.233 You could just shop exclusively at Walmart and you would just have everything you ever need to live. 0:01:46.233,0:01:47.706 -Yep.[br]-To the point that I sort of... 0:01:47.706,0:01:50.349 You can live here. They have, like, furniture. 0:01:50.349,0:01:53.092 I sort of don't understand why any other shops exist, apart from... 0:01:53.092,0:01:57.096 - They should just have one Walmart in every town.[br]- That's what they want! 0:01:57.096,0:01:58.181 (Michael) What are you doing, Alex? 0:01:58.611,0:02:01.986 I'm have my blood pressure tested. Cos that's a thing you can do. 0:02:01.986,0:02:03.594 Ah, it's starting to hurt, actually. 0:02:03.594,0:02:07.467 It says, "Warning, this machine may bruise you, and you may faint while using it." 0:02:07.467,0:02:11.098 75 beats per minute is my pulse. Is that good? 0:02:11.912,0:02:13.299 (Michael) It's, I think, average. 0:02:13.299,0:02:14.564 What have you learned? 0:02:14.564,0:02:16.212 Just that Walmart is amazing. 0:02:16.212,0:02:19.137 It might just be my penchant for weird, like, eye gear or head gear... 0:02:19.137,0:02:21.205 ...but you can buy eye patches, and I really want one. 0:02:21.205,0:02:21.941 (Alex) You can get your hair cut. 0:02:21.941,0:02:22.671 They have an optictions. 0:02:22.671,0:02:24.588 There is even a pharmacy in case you get sick. 0:02:24.588,0:02:26.175 This place is 24 hours. so you could, just... 0:02:27.098,0:02:28.508 You could live in Walmart. 0:02:28.508,0:02:30.679 - So, we are about here.[br](Alex) Yep. 0:02:30.679,0:02:32.923 (Liam) And the cereal aisle is about... 0:02:34.062,0:02:35.681 ...somewhere around here. 0:02:35.681,0:02:37.226 That's the size of Walmart. 0:02:37.226,0:02:39.346 (Alex) I wanna play a board game. I don't know what to play. Thoughts? 0:02:39.346,0:02:42.131 Um, I like the idea of Buzz Lightyear Operation. 0:02:42.131,0:02:45.362 (Alex) [laughs] Why... Why does that even exist? 0:02:45.362,0:02:50.546 -It's a "Silly Skill Game".[br](Liam) [laughs] Skilly. 0:02:50.546,0:02:54.039 I had a very enjoyable Walmart experience. So did Liam.