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Annika: Hellooooo internet! Happy 2018!
We've got Giovanni with us again for another

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episode of Make Thrift Why, except today we're
going to do something a little bit different.

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People send me in a lot of strange and wonderful
clothing, um, for my series "Make Thrift Buy",

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where I recreate them.

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And we have a few episodes called "Make Thrift
WHY", where we just make fun of these clothes.

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Luci: Click on the i! Click on the i!
... Will it appear with the i...?

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Annika: It might be on that side.

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Luci: Let's point to all the corners just
in case.

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A: Click on the i!

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L: Click on our eye!

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A: So I thought that instead of just ragging
on the weird and wonderful clothes that people

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send us, um, instead this episode we're going
to play a game.

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L: And this game is: Make Thrift Why or...

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Together: Fake Thrift... Why!

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L: It's a mouthful!

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A: So here's how the game is going to go.
L: Ok.

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A: In this game, some of the items that I
am going to be describing are real items,

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that actually exist, and that you can actually
buy.

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But some of the items I've just made up with
my brain.

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So I'll read the description of the clothes,
and you have to decide whether it's real or

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fake.
L: Okay! And what do I win? Do I have to get

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a certain amount right to be the winner?
A: Oooooh - good question. Let's say you have

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to get over 50%, and if you do...
L: If I win, you have to hem these pants that

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I'm wearing and the blue pair.
A: *sighs* okay

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L: Next time you're sewing
A: Okay, I told Luci that he had to hem his

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pants himself - alright, if you get over 50%,
I'll hem your...

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L: You'll hem the pants!
A: I'll hem your pants for you.

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L: Yesssss.

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A: Okay.
L: Okay.

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A: Item number 1! Are you ready? L: Item number 1.

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[silence]

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These are my laser focuses.

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A: The description of this item is, a sweater
that's made of a see-through, slightly beige-coloured

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mesh on the bodice, and thick knitted arms,
so it has the effect of looking like a torso-less sweater.

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It sold last year for £1550...
L: *sigh*

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A: Which is about $2000 US dollars.

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L: Mmmmmm. I would say that is... real.

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A: Final answer?
L: My final answer is that that's real.

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A: Okay - it is real!
[ding!]

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L: Can I see a picture..? Ohh.
A: The brand is Calvin Klein.

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L: I didn't expect it to be that sheer. Like
it really just looks like the arms of a sweater.

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A: And it is sold out.
L: Ohh *laughs*

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A: It's sold out.
L: Yeah, because they make like three.

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A: Okay, number 2. A scarf that's made entirely
from transparent plastic material, seemingly

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negating the point of wearing a scarf, but
hey, that's high fashion for you. So it's

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a transparent scarf. It currently sells for
$880 US dollars.

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L: And it's made out of plastic.
A: Yeah.

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L: You can see right through it.
A: You can see right through it.

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L: Mmm. I'm kinda trying to second-guess you
now. Like, would you... coz you're trying

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to invent things that sound like they would
be real things... uhhh... I'm gunna say...

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L: My gut says "fake", but I'm going to go
against my gut.

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A: You're going to go against your gut?
L: I'm going to go against my gut and I'm going to say "real".

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A: You might get an upset stomach if you go against your gut.

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L: *sighs* Woof. Your Honor - I move that

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that joke be stricken from the record.
A: Real?

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L: Real.
A: Okay...

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[Fail sound effect]
A: It is fake!

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L: Darn it! Should have gone with the gut!
A: Should have gone with the gut.

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L: Ahhh - you just made that up?
A: I just made that one up, yes - but 2017

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was the year of transparent fashion, so -
L: That's why I should have - that's why my

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gut was telling me fake!
A: Mmhm.

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L: I should have known - it's not just all
going to be transparent stuff.

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A: Or is it?
L: Well that would be - oh - ah - you're playing

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with my mind!

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A: Okay are you ready for the next one?
L: Yep, okay!

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A: So we're one for one.
L: What - hang on, you're getting points as

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well? I thought I was just getting points
for everyone I got right - we're not competing.

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A: Oh - yes.
L: On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", the

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host doesn't get all the points that they
don't!

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A: [laughing] awww, maybe they do.
L: No - they don't!

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A: Okay, number 3. So you've got one out of
two so far.

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L: Okay.
A: Okay number three is - A transparent plastic

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"cape" that looks exactly like a dry-cleaners
bag, except that the name of the Laundromat

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is replaced with the name of the brand, who
sell this piece for £650[sic] British pounds,

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which is about $750 US dollars.
L: So it's, so you know when you get your

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dry-cleaning back and it has the plastic casing
over the top, this is like a cape you put

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on which is that just plastic casing.
A: It's meant to look like that.

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L: I don't think I need to think very long
about this one, I think this is real. It's

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soooo - silly.
A: [laugh] Yeah.

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L: That I think you, that I don't think this
off the top of the dome. I think this is really...

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A: You don't think so? What about after the
transparent scarf?

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L: No, this is real.
A: This is real?

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L: Yep.
A: Okay, you're ready?

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L: Mmhm!
A: Final answer - real?

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L: Final answer real.
A: It is real!

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[ding!]
L: I knew it!

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A: [laughs] It's by the brand Moschino, and,
unfortunately, is sold out, and this -

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L: They're all sold out!
A: Yeah... [exasperated laugh]

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L: Sorry everybody, I guess you'll have to
get a regular dry-cleaners bag [laughs] and

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wear that!
A: That would be an easy "Make Thrift Buy"

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though!
L: Yeah, it'd be a very short episode! [Sings

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intro music to "Make Thrift Buy", with the
ending "zipper" sound effect being emphasized].

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A: So this is the description from "Browns",
who is a retailer of high-fashion, who sold

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the dress: "This clear Moschino dry cleaning
cape overlay dress is the only kind of laundry

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you'd be willing to do (for your trusty au
pair takes care of that kind of stuff)." Coz

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you're rich!... You don't have to do your
laundry.

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L: Hang on - so - wha- [laughs]
A: This dress showcases the brand's economical

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- let's just highlight that word - economical
- fall 17 runway theme.

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L: Why is it economical if it's £650?
A: This is how Capitalism works.

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L: Hey, your au pair might be doing your laundry,
but you can still wear the bag - WHAT?! WHAT?!

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A:[laughs]
L: ...What?!

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A: Okay, number 4 - so this is a "key charm
bracelet" that is a few pieces of chain with

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several old-looking keys attached to it, with
a large keyring clip to fasten the bracelet.

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So it basically just looks like a ring of
keys for a business or something that's been

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slipped over your wrist - and it retails for
£630 Great British Pounds, or about $850

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US Dollars.
L: I'm really torn on this, because it could

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- it sounds like something that would be real,
but it could also be the case that I know

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when you were writing these fake ones you
were sitting on the couch, and from our couch

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you can see the wicker shelf where we keep
our keys. So was it the fact - was it that

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you looked over there and you saw the keys
sitting there and you were like - the more

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I say this, the more I'm like this IS what
happened. This one is fake.

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A: It's fake?
L: It's fake.

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And you're trying to trick me by having it
be in pounds, and then changing the pounds

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to dollars - that makes it sound more like
a real retail item.

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A: Alright - you ready?
L: Okay.

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A: This one is real.
L: Awhhhh!

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A: [laughs] - and is by the brand - I have
no idea how to pronounce this - Bal-en-see-ah?

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L: Valencia?
A: I think it's Bal-en-see-ah.

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So this is what it looks like -
L: Ohh. Okay - great.

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A: [laughs]
L: It looks GREAAAT -

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A: So this is the description, from "Browns"
fashion again -

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L: Mmhm. Browns again.
A: Browns again.

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A: "This metallic Balenciaga Key Charm bracelet
is the key to success because as Lord Chesterfield

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so rightly stated: 'if you are not in fashion,
you are nobody' (and god forbid, one is a

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‘nobody’). The result of impeccable Italian
workmanship, this bracelet has been crafted

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from gold-tone and silver-tone metal "

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L: [laughing] ohhkay.
A: "And features multiple keycharms."

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L: On the pro-side: it's made by Italians.
On the con-side: Who is Lord Chesterfield?!

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Is this someone all British people know about?
Lord Chesterfield? [laughs]

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"As the famous Lord Chesterfield said: Who
is Lord Chesterfield?!" Some kind of fashion... lord?

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Does Britain each year appoint one Lord
to be the Lord of Fashion?

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A: Yes. I believe they do. If you're from
Britain - let us know.

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L: Let us know.
A: In the comments below.

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L: The only Lord I know of would be like,
Lord Vader.

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And as Darth Vader once said: "If you're not
in Fashion, you're nobody!"

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A: You're nobody. Okay, number 5.
An orange fluro workwear vest with high-vis

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detailing that retails for $1,200 USD and
looks basically exactly like those kind of

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cheap safety vests that construction workers
wear.

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The only difference is that it has the brand
name written across it on the back of the vest.

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L: It sooo seems as though it would be real.

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Because it's such a bald-faced, just like,
way to get money from people... who... are... not..

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pfht, phthpp

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L: I'm just trying to think of a not-mean
way to - pftht - but at the same time it is

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SO the type of thing that it would be that
it's the type of thing that you would make up.

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A: Mmm...

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L: I'm trying to do the flip, the old flip-reverse-flip-brain-flip.

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A: [laughs] Have I got to you?

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L: Very much so, yes.

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Look, I'm just gunna
go with my... I'm not going to try and do the flip-reverse-flip-brain-flip.

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I'm just going
to say: Real.

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A: Real?
L: Real.

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A: Okay, we're locking in real.
L: Okay, real.

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A: Fake.
[fail sound]

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L: Arghhh.
A: [laughs]

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L: *sighs* Wahhhh
A: But if it were real, it'd go really well

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with the Key Charm bracelet from before.
L: It's soo - now that you've put this out

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there, this will be made.
A: Oh - it will.

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L: Someone from Browns is watching and they're
like, "well, I have the description in mind

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already".
A: Browns isn't the designer -

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L: No, they just describe the items.
A: [laughs]

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L: The Browns description writer is being
like, "What would Lord Chesterfield think

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about this hi-vis vest?"
A: What WOULD Lord Chesterfield think?

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L: [laughs] W - W - L - C - D.
A: [laugh of realisation] Ohh!

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L: What Would Lord Chesterfield Do?
A: W - W - L - C - D.

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L: LCD.
That just sounds like almost the website where

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you buy LCD TVs.
Both: [laugh]

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A: Not www.lcd.com. WWLCD.
L: WWLCD.

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A: What would Lord Chesterfield do?
L: What WOULD Lord Chesterfield do? He'd put

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it on. He's a fashionista.
A: He is a fashionista.

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L: Who is Lord Chesterfield?

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A: Okay, I'm winning at the moment!
L: Mmmmm - why is me losing you winning?!

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We're not competing!
A: Ah, yes we are!

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L: You're the quiz-master!
A: Everything is a competition and I'm going

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to beat you!
L: *sighs* No, you're the quiz-master and

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it's - I just compete against myself!
A: Okay - well, you're losing.

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L: [laughs] Ohh!
A: Next item!

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L: Bring it on.
A: Are you ready?

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L: [breathes in deeply and clears throat]
A: Sitting up straight, okay you mean BUSINESS!

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L: Yeah I mean business.
A: A black knee-length skirt that’s been

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made out of nylon puffer jacket material,
and scattered around the bottom of the skirt

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it just has a bunch of armhole cuffs attached
to it, um which the brand calls a “ruffled

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trim”. And it is sold originally for $1385
US dollars.

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L: *sighs* It really sounds like real... and
you've done the quote-marks, like... I'm trying

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to do the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip...
A: [laughs]

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L: It's not working for me.
A: I don't think it's worked for you that well so far!

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L: Okay - ahhh - real. I think it's real!

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A: You think it's real?
L: Yeah. I think it's real.

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A: Is this the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip?
L: No, I'm going with the gut!

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A: You're going with the gut?
L: I'm going with the gut and saying real.

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A: Alright! It is real!
L: Yessss.

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A: Now you've gotten 50% correct!
L: Thanks gut.

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A: The brand is - ahh, I do not know how to
pronounce this -

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L: Com-de-gar-son?
A: I think so. Come-de-gar-son.

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L: [Australian accent] Co-meh-des Gark-gons.
A: [Australian accent] It's co-meh-des Gar-sons, mate!

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A: Um, so there's only one left, one size

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small left in stock, so quick! Get your hands
on it!

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L: Hey guys - oh, oh my gosh, if it sells
out after this video...

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A: Do you like the look of this?
L: Yeah, I mean, it's really, really, really

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expensive.
A: Yes.

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L: And it will fall apart immediately because
it has raw edges!

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A: Yeah, so the thing is that it says, in
the description, it says "raw edges throughout"!?

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L: Alright.
A: A ski mask that’s made out of a transparent

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mesh-like fabric, sewn together with a thick
colourful stitch in all different colours

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and sections.
And it retails for only $480 US dollars.

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L: It sounds like something that would be
real - it doesn't even sound that weird. Or

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like, it sounds like weird, but like -
A: ... I think you've been desensitized.

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L: It sounds weird but in a way that's not
very creative.

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A: Mm.
L: I'm - I'm trying - my temptation -

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A: Are you trying to do the double-flip-brain-flip?
L: My gut says real, but my temptation is

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to do the reverse-flip-brain-flip and say
FAKE.

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A: I don't know, but you did use the gut reaction
last time...

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L: And how much are you saying it is?
A: Four hundred and eighty US dollars.

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L: Four hundred and eighty... I feel like
that's a made-up number you'd come up with.

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You'd make that up, that number.
A: Okay..?! [laughs]

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L: That's the sort of number you would make
up.

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A: [confused laugh] why?!

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L: It's fake. 
A: Why?

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L: It's fake! 
A: Okay, it's fake?

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L: It's just the kind of number you'd make up! 480 is such a made-up number.

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A: [laughs] Okay - it IS fake.

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L: Yesssss. I KNEW 480 was a made-up number!
A: But I did do a little picture of what it

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would look like.
L: [laughs]

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A: This is what is would look like if it existed.
L: [laughs]

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A: It's not your granny's ski mask. Or - maybe
it is.

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L: It kind of is! It's sort of a patchwork
- it's like, if everyone had super cool ski

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masks for the school trip and you're like,
nanna, made you one and you had to wear that.

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A: Aww.
Alright -

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L: Next!
A: Next one -

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L: I'm on a roll.
A: So these - this item, is sleeves that have

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been chopped off a shirt, and then re-purposed
as leg-warmers.

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And they still have the cuff’s buttons around
the ankles.

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And they're sold for $670 US dollars.
L: Ummm - [gross sucking noise]

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A: ...What is that noise?
L: That's the thinking suck.

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L: Fake.
A: Fake?

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L: Yeah, you made this one up.
A: Okay. It is fake!

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L: Yesss! YESS.
A: [laughing]

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A: And this doesn't exist... to my knowledge.
L: Okay.

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Both: [laugh]
L: I bet it does.

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A: Okay so the next ones are: green cargo-style
pants that have had the entire crotch cut

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out down to the thighs, save for the waistband,
and all the edges are left raw.

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So - I'll do a little kind of, let's kind
of - it was hard to describe -

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But there's like a hole cut out just like
here.

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L: Oh. Good place for a hole.
A: There's just a big ol' hole, and, around

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the hole's edges, so the edges are left raw,
and around the edges there are little studs.

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Like sparkly studs.
L: Ummm - real.

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A: Real?
L: Yeah - real.

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A: Gut feeling?
L: Gut feeling. Going with real.

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A: They are real!
L: Yessss!

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A: And they look like this!
L: [sighs]

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A: They are by the brand "Asos Exclusive"
-

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L: [disbelieving laugh] Because everyone's
really fighting with ASOS for this great idea!

00:13:34.040 --> 00:13:37.400
A: - and I guess they're convenient for going
to the toilet?

00:13:37.400 --> 00:13:38.080
L: Ahhh -
A: So this -

00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:41.100
L: Hang on, I've just got to put my phone
away.

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A: [murmurs] ...could have done that at the
beginning...

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L: Next one!
A: Okay, so this is a hooded sweater, or “hoodie”

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that has two head holes instead of one. But
instead of being worn the right way up, you

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flip it upside-down and you stick your legs
through each head hole. And then the - the

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elastic at the bottom kind of does-up as like
a waistband.

00:14:00.430 --> 00:14:01.920
L: Nup - it's not real.
A: It's not real?

00:14:01.920 --> 00:14:06.520
L: This is from Annika's deranged imagination.
[laughing] Fake.

00:14:06.520 --> 00:14:08.140
A: So we're saying fake?
L: You made this up. Fake. Fake.

00:14:08.140 --> 00:14:10.200
A: Alright - it's real!
L: [surprised] WHAT?!

00:14:10.200 --> 00:14:13.280
A: [laughing] And it looks like this!
A: Okay so -

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L: [loudly] Oh my GODD.
A: This is - and I think it's Dollskill - Dollskill

00:14:17.209 --> 00:14:22.060
posted this to their Instagram Story a few
days ago and since then my inboxes - all my

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inboxes - have been blowing up with people
sending me this item.

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L: It has an almost... medieval look to it.
Like kind of Renaissance-fair look because

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of the ties.
A: Really?! Mm.

00:14:32.060 --> 00:14:34.720
L: Because of the ties at the top of the bottom
of the hoodies.

00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:38.389
A: Yeah - like old bloomers?
L: Yeah - that is, that's pretty silly.

00:14:38.389 --> 00:14:40.230
A: I like how they've styled -
L: [putting on a voice] "Heh, you know what

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- it's a bit silly". It's a BIT silly!
A: I think this is a little bit silly!

00:14:43.340 --> 00:14:45.560
L: Awhhh, I think it might be a bit silly.
A: I think this video might be a bit silly.

00:14:45.560 --> 00:14:50.760
L: Uh ha ha - Ohhh boy.
L: Dolls...skill? Dolls-kill?

00:14:50.760 --> 00:14:51.520
A: Dolls-kill.

00:14:51.520 --> 00:14:53.780
L: Well I think they're kind of - they're a bit cheeky, aren't they.

00:14:53.780 --> 00:14:57.120
A: Yeah, Dollskill, they, they know this is silly.

00:14:57.120 --> 00:14:59.500
L: There's a little bit of a - it's "tongue-in-cheek"

00:14:59.500 --> 00:15:02.700
A: It's tongue-in-cheek, yeah. A: I think they're pretty incredible.

00:15:02.700 --> 00:15:06.940
L: What would Lord Chesterfield think of these?
A: What *would* Lord Chesterfield think?

00:15:06.940 --> 00:15:11.440
L: [posh British accent] "I say, those pantaloons
are a reversed jacket...a-loon!

00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:14.600
A: [laughing] Good ol' Lord Chesterfield.
L: Good ol' -

00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:15.600
A: WWLCD.

00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:16.870
[fun electronic music]

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A: So this is a sweater top with 17 different
sleeves protruding from various places along

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the bodice and along other arms.
L: I feel like you made this one up because

00:15:25.870 --> 00:15:31.269
it's so, just... silly. It's just a sweater
for a 17-armed monstrosity.

00:15:31.269 --> 00:15:39.050
A: Have you seen my videos?
L: Yeahhhh - my gut says fake, and my double-flip-reverse-brain-flip

00:15:39.050 --> 00:15:44.930
also says fake... but my DEEPEST gut says
"real".

00:15:44.930 --> 00:15:49.320
A: [laughing] Your deepest gut?! Where's that?
L: My deepest gut - my intestines.

00:15:49.320 --> 00:15:52.000
A: Your intestines say "real"? Giving you
that real feeling?

00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:53.540
L: Yeah... but I don't trust my intestines.
A: You don't trust them?

00:15:53.540 --> 00:15:57.160
L: Nahhh - I'll go with the gut, and I'll
go with the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip

00:15:57.160 --> 00:15:57.660
-
A: [laughing]

00:15:57.660 --> 00:16:04.220
L: - and I'll say - I'll say... ffff-fake.
You made this up so you could photoshop 15

00:16:04.220 --> 00:16:06.529
more sleeves onto a sweater.
A: Why do you think I photoshopped all of

00:16:06.529 --> 00:16:08.379
these?
L: I don't know - you've got photoshop fever!

00:16:08.379 --> 00:16:09.769
A: Okay, this one is fake.
L: Yess.

00:16:09.769 --> 00:16:14.980
A: But it is not without precedent - see this
photo of a real sweater with 2 additional

00:16:14.980 --> 00:16:19.339
sleeves attached to the... shoulder?
L: [laughing] I suppose, it has to be fake

00:16:19.339 --> 00:16:21.640
because there's just not enough real-estate
on a sweater to put 15 more sleeves on.

00:16:21.640 --> 00:16:26.010
A: It would also use up a LOT of fabric.
L: Well, that's not a concern of theirs is

00:16:26.010 --> 00:16:29.360
it, it's still going to make a profit because
they sell it for like, $5000.

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A: You ready?
L: Yep.

00:16:30.580 --> 00:16:34.240
A: Oh no, that was the last one!
That was the last one.

00:16:34.240 --> 00:16:36.140
L: Oh... bit of an anti-climax!
A: Sorry!

00:16:36.140 --> 00:16:43.420
And so, you got 8 out of 14 correct, which
is just over 50%!

00:16:43.420 --> 00:16:45.580
L: Bom bom bom bom bommm bom bom... [victory
music]

00:16:45.580 --> 00:16:47.780
I hope that's not copyrighted. Whatever.
I did like 2 seconds of it.

00:16:47.780 --> 00:16:50.960
A: [laughing]
L: I'll make up my own victory music.

00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:56.360
Da dun daaa da daaa! Da daaaa da da daaaa! Da dun dun da dun! Da da da dun!

00:16:56.360 --> 00:16:58.760
A: Ooooh, this is sounding a bit like Star
Wars...

00:16:58.760 --> 00:17:00.720
L: Da da daa douhhhhh...
A: Congratulations.

00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:03.360
I think I did a pretty good job of tricking you with a lot of those.

00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:05.320
L: You did! I had to use everything. I had

00:17:05.320 --> 00:17:08.940
to use the gut. I had to use the deep gut.
I had to use the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip.

00:17:08.950 --> 00:17:11.710
What was my prize again?
A: I'm going to hem your pants!

00:17:11.710 --> 00:17:15.540
L: Ahhh - Except now I feel like people will
see this and they'll be like, "the prize is

00:17:15.540 --> 00:17:19.220
that she's going to do some sewing for him?
That's so incredibly retrograde 1950's gender

00:17:19.220 --> 00:17:21.880
roles..."
A: Tell Luci - in the comments down below,

00:17:21.880 --> 00:17:27.860
tell Luci if he's just the worst, and -
L: Nooooo - look everyone. Let me come clean.

00:17:27.860 --> 00:17:30.540
I'll hem my own pants.
A: [laughs]

00:17:30.540 --> 00:17:32.250
L: I can do it for pure pride.
A: How about this -

00:17:32.250 --> 00:17:35.500
L: Ok?
A: I will show you how to hem a pair of pants,

00:17:35.500 --> 00:17:40.460
and then you will have the knowledge to hem
all of your pairs of pants from then on in.

00:17:40.460 --> 00:17:44.770
L: Yep, alright, you know what? That's good
because buy a person a fish, they'll eat for

00:17:44.770 --> 00:17:47.210
a day. Teach them to fish, etc, etc.
A: Yes.

00:17:47.210 --> 00:17:51.980
L: Teach a man to hem his pants and he'll
be hemming pants left, right and centre.

00:17:51.980 --> 00:17:54.680
I'll hem my pants into shorts, and I'll hem myshorts into underwear,

00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:56.760
and I'll hem my underwear into handkerchiefs.

00:17:56.760 --> 00:17:59.940
A: [laughs] NOW - we do have a Sponsorship to promote!

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L: Da dun dun dun, da dun dun dun, da dun dun dun da da da daaaa

00:18:02.245 --> 00:18:03.000
A: Would you like -

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L: [louder] DUNNN DA! Dun dun dun DAAA dun!
Dun da dil la DUN!

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A: You're - feel free to use that one, Squarespace.
L: That's - what - [laughing]

00:18:10.030 --> 00:18:14.340
A: So did you know that I have a website that
I made with Squarespace!

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L: Squarespace! This video is brought to you
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A: It is!
L: Wha- coincidence!

00:18:19.840 --> 00:18:22.450
A: Coincidence!
L: [singing] Square. Space.

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Square. -
A: Feel free to use that one too, Squarespace.

00:18:26.800 --> 00:18:29.730
L: - Space.
A: Just make it - we'll make a gif of this.

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A: So my website, annikavictoria.com -
L: annikavictoria.com?

00:18:31.980 --> 00:18:36.420
A: -is the place on the internet where you
can go if you, you know, you're just being

00:18:36.430 --> 00:18:41.930
like, "who is this Annika Victoria chick?"
It takes you to my website that I made with

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Squarespace. I made it within like, a couple
of hours!

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L: It's a darn good website.
A: So easy to make! Yeah, it was so easy to

00:18:47.930 --> 00:18:50.570
make, and it looks really nice, I really like
my website. Do you like my website?

00:18:50.570 --> 00:18:54.840
L: I LOVE that darn website! Nah, it looks
really good! But Annika - do I know how to

00:18:54.840 --> 00:18:56.380
code- need to know how to code to use this
resource?

00:18:56.380 --> 00:18:59.660
A: You DON'T need to know how to code to use
this resource!

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L: Excellent - because I legitimately don't
know how to do that!

00:19:02.760 --> 00:19:07.180
A: No, you don't need to do any complex coding,
you don't need to, you know, have the whole

00:19:07.180 --> 00:19:11.770
business of hosting a website. Squarespace
takes care of all of that for you, they take

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care of your domain name...
L: Cool!

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A: Basically, you just set it up, you can
leave it, and there's nothing to update, install

00:19:17.630 --> 00:19:18.630
or patch, ever.
L: Really?

00:19:18.630 --> 00:19:19.800
A: Mm!
L: Aw, that's pretty good!

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A: It's just there, and you just know that
it's just there.

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L: Annnd when I'm designing it, do I get to
choose between different templates, or looks

00:19:26.440 --> 00:19:29.500
for the website?
A: Yeah, so there's lots of different, really

00:19:29.500 --> 00:19:32.330
beautiful templates that you get to choose
between -

00:19:32.330 --> 00:19:34.240
L: Nice!
A: You pick one and then you customize it

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to make it your own.
L: What if I'm making my website and I'm like,

00:19:37.450 --> 00:19:41.080
Bawahhh?
A: Well, if you get really confused, there

00:19:41.080 --> 00:19:45.350
is 24/7 customer support that is award-winning.
L: Just call them and be like, Bawahhh? Blehh?!

00:19:45.350 --> 00:19:47.390
A: Well, actually -
L: And they'll know what your problem is!

00:19:47.390 --> 00:19:51.780
A: I don't like talking on the phone, I think
there might be a phone number for them but

00:19:51.780 --> 00:19:56.960
I just email them. I've had a problem with
it before that was entirely my fault because

00:19:56.960 --> 00:19:59.300
I tried to do some coding, and it did not
work -

00:19:59.300 --> 00:20:04.040
L: Don't bother - they do it all for you!
A: No, they emailed - I emailed them, they

00:20:04.040 --> 00:20:08.340
emailed me back straight away, fixed my problem
straight away - they were like, "uh, you put

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in this dodgy bit of code, if you remove that,
your website will work again" and it worked!

00:20:12.060 --> 00:20:15.290
L: That's good service.
L: Okay what what what what what about this,

00:20:15.290 --> 00:20:19.910
huh, Ms Squarespace: what if I want to sell
stuff on my website?

00:20:19.910 --> 00:20:24.760
A: Um, you can, they have a store feature,
so you can, you can sell stuff directly from

00:20:24.760 --> 00:20:26.006
your Squarespace website.

00:20:26.006 --> 00:20:29.360
L: So I can sell my Double-Flip Reverse Brain Flip (TM) t-shirts?

00:20:29.360 --> 00:20:31.610
A: Yes. You can sell them on there.

00:20:31.610 --> 00:20:34.920
L: Hmmmmmm.
Capitalism.

00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:39.520
[laughter]
A: So, if you are an artist, if you are a

00:20:39.530 --> 00:20:45.040
designer, if you are a musician, if you own
a business, if you own a restaurant - all

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these different -
L: If you own an anything -

00:20:46.890 --> 00:20:48.820
A: If you own an anything!
L: If you own a pig that you particularly

00:20:48.820 --> 00:20:51.661
love and you think -
A: LOOK! If you wanna make a website -

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L: - it needs a little bit of space on the
web.

00:20:52.661 --> 00:20:53.661
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think you need to get your brand out there!
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L: Noice.

00:21:11.910 --> 00:21:16.350
L: [fake angrily] Stop sitting around, watching
this, and go make your own darn website!

00:21:16.350 --> 00:21:21.200
[normal] I'm trying to get a bit of a Shia
Labouf like, angry vibe, you know?

00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:23.240
People love angriness in ads.

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[fake angrily] Make a darn website! Make one!

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And don't just do it on your own, that'll
take a hundred years! You don't know html,

00:21:31.340 --> 00:21:34.960
just use darn squarespace.
A: Thank you all for supporting the brands

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that support this channel.
L: Thank you everybody.

00:21:38.260 --> 00:21:43.890
A: Um, thank you all for watching, and I'll
be back for another video soon, this guy might

00:21:43.890 --> 00:21:47.580
be back sometime in the future.
We'll see you all next time.

00:21:47.580 --> 00:21:50.740
[simultaneously]
A: Bye L: Wink!

00:21:50.740 --> 00:21:55.780
A: YOU can never do a normal outro! Just say bye! not...

00:21:55.780 --> 00:21:58.880
L: Seeya later biscuits heads...I dunno.

00:21:58.880 --> 00:21:59.900
A: Biscuit heads!?