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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.28,0:00:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[intro music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.72,0:00:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video is brought to you by Squarespace.\NWhether you need a domain, website or an online
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.52,0:00:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Hellooooo internet! Happy 2018!\NWe've got Giovanni with us again for another
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.80,0:00:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,episode of Make Thrift Why, except today we're\Ngoing to do something a little bit different.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.51,0:00:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People send me in a lot of strange and wonderful\Nclothing, um, for my series "Make Thrift Buy",
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.95,0:00:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I recreate them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.63,0:00:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we have a few episodes called "Make Thrift\NWHY", where we just make fun of these clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luci: Click on the i! Click on the i!\N... Will it appear with the i...?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.46,0:00:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: It might be on that side.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.44,0:00:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luci: Let's point to all the corners just\Nin case.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.82,0:00:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Click on the i!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.82,0:00:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Click on our eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.72,0:00:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So I thought that instead of just ragging\Non the weird and wonderful clothes that people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.64,0:00:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,send us, um, instead this episode we're going\Nto play a game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.28,0:00:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: And this game is: Make Thrift Why or...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.06,0:00:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: Fake Thrift... Why!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.58,0:00:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's a mouthful!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.60,0:00:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So here's how the game is going to go.\NL: Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.60,0:01:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: In this game, some of the items that I\Nam going to be describing are real items,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.25,0:01:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that actually exist, and that you can actually\Nbuy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.47,0:01:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But some of the items I've just made up with\Nmy brain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.47,0:01:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'll read the description of the clothes,\Nand you have to decide whether it's real or
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fake.\NL: Okay! And what do I win? Do I have to get
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.90,0:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a certain amount right to be the winner?\NA: Oooooh - good question. Let's say you have
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.58,0:01:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get over 50%, and if you do...\NL: If I win, you have to hem these pants that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.12,0:01:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm wearing and the blue pair.\NA: *sighs* okay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.97,0:01:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Next time you're sewing\NA: Okay, I told Luci that he had to hem his
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.40,0:01:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pants himself - alright, if you get over 50%,\NI'll hem your...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.56,0:01:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: You'll hem the pants!\NA: I'll hem your pants for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.92,0:01:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yesssss.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.24,0:01:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay.\NL: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.24,0:01:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Item number 1! Are you ready? L: Item number 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.06,0:01:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.27,0:01:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are my laser focuses.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.18,0:01:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: The description of this item is, a sweater\Nthat's made of a see-through, slightly beige-coloured
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.86,0:01:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mesh on the bodice, and thick knitted arms,\Nso it has the effect of looking like a torso-less sweater.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.62,0:01:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sold last year for £1550...\NL: *sigh*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.08,0:01:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Which is about $2000 US dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.86,0:02:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Mmmmmm. I would say that is... real.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.72,0:02:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Final answer?\NL: My final answer is that that's real.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.66,0:02:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay - it is real!\N[ding!]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.76,0:02:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Can I see a picture..? Ohh.\NA: The brand is Calvin Klein.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.66,0:02:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I didn't expect it to be that sheer. Like\Nit really just looks like the arms of a sweater.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.25,0:02:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And it is sold out.\NL: Ohh *laughs*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.56,0:02:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's sold out.\NL: Yeah, because they make like three.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.36,0:02:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, number 2. A scarf that's made entirely\Nfrom transparent plastic material, seemingly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.70,0:02:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,negating the point of wearing a scarf, but\Nhey, that's high fashion for you. So it's
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.40,0:02:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a transparent scarf. It currently sells for\N$880 US dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.54,0:02:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: And it's made out of plastic.\NA: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.16,0:02:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: You can see right through it.\NA: You can see right through it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.72,0:02:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Mmm. I'm kinda trying to second-guess you\Nnow. Like, would you... coz you're trying
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.72,0:02:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to invent things that sound like they would\Nbe real things... uhhh... I'm gunna say...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.75,0:02:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: My gut says "fake", but I'm going to go\Nagainst my gut.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.88,0:02:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You're going to go against your gut?\NL: I'm going to go against my gut and I'm going to say "real".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.02,0:02:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You might get an upset stomach if you go against your gut.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.64,0:03:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: *sighs* Woof. Your Honor - I move that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.30,0:03:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that joke be stricken from the record.\NA: Real?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.50,0:03:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Real.\NA: Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.26,0:03:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fail sound effect]\NA: It is fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.10,0:03:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Darn it! Should have gone with the gut!\NA: Should have gone with the gut.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.54,0:03:13.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Ahhh - you just made that up?\NA: I just made that one up, yes - but 2017
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.74,0:03:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the year of transparent fashion, so -\NL: That's why I should have - that's why my
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.68,0:03:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gut was telling me fake!\NA: Mmhm.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.68,0:03:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I should have known - it's not just all\Ngoing to be transparent stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.86,0:03:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Or is it?\NL: Well that would be - oh - ah - you're playing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.54,0:03:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.54,0:03:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay are you ready for the next one?\NL: Yep, okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.65,0:03:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So we're one for one.\NL: What - hang on, you're getting points as
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.51,0:03:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well? I thought I was just getting points\Nfor everyone I got right - we're not competing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.14,0:03:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh - yes.\NL: On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.92,0:03:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,host doesn't get all the points that they\Ndon't!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.13,0:03:43.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughing] awww, maybe they do.\NL: No - they don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.05,0:03:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, number 3. So you've got one out of\Ntwo so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.85,0:03:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Okay.\NA: Okay number three is - A transparent plastic
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.38,0:03:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"cape" that looks exactly like a dry-cleaners\Nbag, except that the name of the Laundromat
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.01,0:03:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is replaced with the name of the brand, who\Nsell this piece for £650[sic] British pounds,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.80,0:04:04.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is about $750 US dollars.\NL: So it's, so you know when you get your
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.49,0:04:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dry-cleaning back and it has the plastic casing\Nover the top, this is like a cape you put
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.12,0:04:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on which is that just plastic casing.\NA: It's meant to look like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.97,0:04:14.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I don't think I need to think very long\Nabout this one, I think this is real. It's
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.38,0:04:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,soooo - silly.\NA: [laugh] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.81,0:04:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: That I think you, that I don't think this\Noff the top of the dome. I think this is really...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.96,0:04:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You don't think so? What about after the\Ntransparent scarf?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.72,0:04:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: No, this is real.\NA: This is real?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.06,0:04:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yep.\NA: Okay, you're ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.79,0:04:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Mmhm!\NA: Final answer - real?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.10,0:04:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Final answer real.\NA: It is real!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.10,0:04:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ding!]\NL: I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.99,0:04:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] It's by the brand Moschino, and,\Nunfortunately, is sold out, and this -
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.04,0:04:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: They're all sold out!\NA: Yeah... [exasperated laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.44,0:04:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Sorry everybody, I guess you'll have to\Nget a regular dry-cleaners bag [laughs] and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.42,0:04:45.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wear that!\NA: That would be an easy "Make Thrift Buy"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.33,0:04:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though!\NL: Yeah, it'd be a very short episode! [Sings
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.16,0:04:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,intro music to "Make Thrift Buy", with the\Nending "zipper" sound effect being emphasized].
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.50,0:04:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So this is the description from "Browns",\Nwho is a retailer of high-fashion, who sold
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.20,0:05:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dress: "This clear Moschino dry cleaning\Ncape overlay dress is the only kind of laundry
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.46,0:05:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd be willing to do (for your trusty au\Npair takes care of that kind of stuff)." Coz
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.65,0:05:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're rich!... You don't have to do your\Nlaundry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.80,0:05:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Hang on - so - wha- [laughs]\NA: This dress showcases the brand's economical
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.86,0:05:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- let's just highlight that word - economical\N- fall 17 runway theme.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.66,0:05:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Why is it economical if it's £650?\NA: This is how Capitalism works.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.03,0:05:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Hey, your au pair might be doing your laundry,\Nbut you can still wear the bag - WHAT?! WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.62,0:05:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A:[laughs]\NL: ...What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.00,0:05:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, number 4 - so this is a "key charm\Nbracelet" that is a few pieces of chain with
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.98,0:05:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,several old-looking keys attached to it, with\Na large keyring clip to fasten the bracelet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.55,0:05:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it basically just looks like a ring of\Nkeys for a business or something that's been
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.61,0:05:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slipped over your wrist - and it retails for\N£630 Great British Pounds, or about $850
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.92,0:05:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,US Dollars.\NL: I'm really torn on this, because it could
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.85,0:05:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- it sounds like something that would be real,\Nbut it could also be the case that I know
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.90,0:06:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you were writing these fake ones you\Nwere sitting on the couch, and from our couch
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.82,0:06:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can see the wicker shelf where we keep\Nour keys. So was it the fact - was it that
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.18,0:06:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you looked over there and you saw the keys\Nsitting there and you were like - the more
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.24,0:06:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say this, the more I'm like this IS what\Nhappened. This one is fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.04,0:06:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's fake?\NL: It's fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.54,0:06:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're trying to trick me by having it\Nbe in pounds, and then changing the pounds
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.38,0:06:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to dollars - that makes it sound more like\Na real retail item.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.56,0:06:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Alright - you ready?\NL: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.27,0:06:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: This one is real.\NL: Awhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.27,0:06:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] - and is by the brand - I have\Nno idea how to pronounce this - Bal-en-see-ah?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.08,0:06:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Valencia?\NA: I think it's Bal-en-see-ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.91,0:06:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is what it looks like -\NL: Ohh. Okay - great.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.16,0:06:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]\NL: It looks GREAAAT -
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.88,0:06:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So this is the description, from "Browns"\Nfashion again -
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.66,0:06:49.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Mmhm. Browns again.\NA: Browns again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.79,0:06:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: "This metallic Balenciaga Key Charm bracelet\Nis the key to success because as Lord Chesterfield
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.22,0:07:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so rightly stated: 'if you are not in fashion,\Nyou are nobody' (and god forbid, one is a
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.61,0:07:05.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,‘nobody’). The result of impeccable Italian\Nworkmanship, this bracelet has been crafted
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.27,0:07:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from gold-tone and silver-tone metal "
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.58,0:07:09.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughing] ohhkay.\NA: "And features multiple keycharms."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.55,0:07:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: On the pro-side: it's made by Italians.\NOn the con-side: Who is Lord Chesterfield?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.75,0:07:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this someone all British people know about?\NLord Chesterfield? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.79,0:07:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"As the famous Lord Chesterfield said: Who\Nis Lord Chesterfield?!" Some kind of fashion... lord?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.54,0:07:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does Britain each year appoint one Lord\Nto be the Lord of Fashion?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.78,0:07:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes. I believe they do. If you're from\NBritain - let us know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.19,0:07:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Let us know.\NA: In the comments below.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.46,0:07:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: The only Lord I know of would be like,\NLord Vader.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.92,0:07:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as Darth Vader once said: "If you're not\Nin Fashion, you're nobody!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.50,0:07:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You're nobody. Okay, number 5.\NAn orange fluro workwear vest with high-vis
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.04,0:07:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,detailing that retails for $1,200 USD and\Nlooks basically exactly like those kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.34,0:07:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cheap safety vests that construction workers\Nwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.01,0:07:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only difference is that it has the brand\Nname written across it on the back of the vest.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.72,0:07:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It sooo seems as though it would be real.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.90,0:08:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's such a bald-faced, just like,\Nway to get money from people... who... are... not..
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.82,0:08:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pfht, phthpp
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.62,0:08:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I'm just trying to think of a not-mean\Nway to - pftht - but at the same time it is
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.65,0:08:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SO the type of thing that it would be that\Nit's the type of thing that you would make up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.23,0:08:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Mmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.73,0:08:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I'm trying to do the flip, the old flip-reverse-flip-brain-flip.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.14,0:08:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] Have I got to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.13,0:08:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Very much so, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.34,0:08:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I'm just gunna\Ngo with my... I'm not going to try and do the flip-reverse-flip-brain-flip.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.36,0:08:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just going\Nto say: Real.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.98,0:08:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Real?\NL: Real.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.12,0:08:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, we're locking in real.\NL: Okay, real.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.70,0:08:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Fake.\N[fail sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.34,0:08:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Arghhh.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.92,0:08:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: *sighs* Wahhhh\NA: But if it were real, it'd go really well
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.09,0:08:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the Key Charm bracelet from before.\NL: It's soo - now that you've put this out
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.44,0:08:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there, this will be made.\NA: Oh - it will.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.76,0:08:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Someone from Browns is watching and they're\Nlike, "well, I have the description in mind
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.86,0:08:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already".\NA: Browns isn't the designer -
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.80,0:08:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: No, they just describe the items.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.94,0:08:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: The Browns description writer is being\Nlike, "What would Lord Chesterfield think
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.40,0:09:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about this hi-vis vest?"\NA: What WOULD Lord Chesterfield think?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.45,0:09:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] W - W - L - C - D.\NA: [laugh of realisation] Ohh!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.99,0:09:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: What Would Lord Chesterfield Do?\NA: W - W - L - C - D.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.15,0:09:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: LCD.\NThat just sounds like almost the website where
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.29,0:09:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you buy LCD TVs.\NBoth: [laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.61,0:09:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Not www.lcd.com. WWLCD.\NL: WWLCD.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.76,0:09:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What would Lord Chesterfield do?\NL: What WOULD Lord Chesterfield do? He'd put
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.66,0:09:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it on. He's a fashionista.\NA: He is a fashionista.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.68,0:09:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Who is Lord Chesterfield?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.86,0:09:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, I'm winning at the moment!\NL: Mmmmm - why is me losing you winning?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.68,0:09:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not competing!\NA: Ah, yes we are!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.02,0:09:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: You're the quiz-master!\NA: Everything is a competition and I'm going
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.63,0:09:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to beat you!\NL: *sighs* No, you're the quiz-master and
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.08,0:09:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's - I just compete against myself!\NA: Okay - well, you're losing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.24,0:09:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] Ohh!\NA: Next item!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.72,0:09:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Bring it on.\NA: Are you ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.88,0:09:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [breathes in deeply and clears throat]\NA: Sitting up straight, okay you mean BUSINESS!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.46,0:09:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah I mean business.\NA: A black knee-length skirt that’s been
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.84,0:09:56.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made out of nylon puffer jacket material,\Nand scattered around the bottom of the skirt
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.22,0:10:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it just has a bunch of armhole cuffs attached\Nto it, um which the brand calls a “ruffled
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.15,0:10:04.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trim”. And it is sold originally for $1385\NUS dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.63,0:10:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: *sighs* It really sounds like real... and\Nyou've done the quote-marks, like... I'm trying
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.78,0:10:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip...\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.18,0:10:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's not working for me.\NA: I don't think it's worked for you that well so far!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.30,0:10:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Okay - ahhh - real. I think it's real!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.62,0:10:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You think it's real?\NL: Yeah. I think it's real.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.14,0:10:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Is this the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip?\NL: No, I'm going with the gut!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.78,0:10:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You're going with the gut?\NL: I'm going with the gut and saying real.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.98,0:10:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Alright! It is real!\NL: Yessss.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.82,0:10:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Now you've gotten 50% correct!\NL: Thanks gut.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.52,0:10:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: The brand is - ahh, I do not know how to\Npronounce this -
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.40,0:10:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Com-de-gar-son?\NA: I think so. Come-de-gar-son.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.50,0:10:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [Australian accent] Co-meh-des Gark-gons.\NA: [Australian accent] It's co-meh-des Gar-sons, mate!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.54,0:10:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Um, so there's only one left, one size
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.69,0:10:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,small left in stock, so quick! Get your hands\Non it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.85,0:10:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Hey guys - oh, oh my gosh, if it sells\Nout after this video...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.69,0:10:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Do you like the look of this?\NL: Yeah, I mean, it's really, really, really
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.47,0:10:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expensive.\NA: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.30,0:10:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: And it will fall apart immediately because\Nit has raw edges!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.28,0:10:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, so the thing is that it says, in\Nthe description, it says "raw edges throughout"!?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.60,0:11:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Alright.\NA: A ski mask that’s made out of a transparent
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.11,0:11:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mesh-like fabric, sewn together with a thick\Ncolourful stitch in all different colours
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.31,0:11:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sections.\NAnd it retails for only $480 US dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.74,0:11:14.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It sounds like something that would be\Nreal - it doesn't even sound that weird. Or
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.40,0:11:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, it sounds like weird, but like -\NA: ... I think you've been desensitized.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.07,0:11:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It sounds weird but in a way that's not\Nvery creative.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.54,0:11:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Mm.\NL: I'm - I'm trying - my temptation -
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.67,0:11:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Are you trying to do the double-flip-brain-flip?\NL: My gut says real, but my temptation is
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.65,0:11:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do the reverse-flip-brain-flip and say\NFAKE.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.85,0:11:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I don't know, but you did use the gut reaction\Nlast time...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.63,0:11:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: And how much are you saying it is?\NA: Four hundred and eighty US dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.00,0:11:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Four hundred and eighty... I feel like\Nthat's a made-up number you'd come up with.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.92,0:11:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd make that up, that number.\NA: Okay..?! [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.98,0:11:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: That's the sort of number you would make\Nup.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.20,0:11:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [confused laugh] why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.24,0:11:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's fake. \NA: Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.68,0:11:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's fake! \NA: Okay, it's fake?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.20,0:11:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's just the kind of number you'd make up! 480 is such a made-up number.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.20,0:11:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] Okay - it IS fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.26,0:11:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yesssss. I KNEW 480 was a made-up number!\NA: But I did do a little picture of what it
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.25,0:11:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would look like.\NL: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.35,0:12:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: This is what is would look like if it existed.\NL: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.19,0:12:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's not your granny's ski mask. Or - maybe\Nit is.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.82,0:12:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It kind of is! It's sort of a patchwork\N- it's like, if everyone had super cool ski
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.17,0:12:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,masks for the school trip and you're like,\Nnanna, made you one and you had to wear that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.97,0:12:13.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Aww.\NAlright -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.97,0:12:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Next!\NA: Next one -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.97,0:12:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I'm on a roll.\NA: So these - this item, is sleeves that have
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.38,0:12:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been chopped off a shirt, and then re-purposed\Nas leg-warmers.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.59,0:12:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they still have the cuff’s buttons around\Nthe ankles.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.36,0:12:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're sold for $670 US dollars.\NL: Ummm - [gross sucking noise]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.79,0:12:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: ...What is that noise?\NL: That's the thinking suck.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.66,0:12:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Fake.\NA: Fake?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.32,0:12:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah, you made this one up.\NA: Okay. It is fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.10,0:12:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yesss! YESS.\NA: [laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.38,0:12:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And this doesn't exist... to my knowledge.\NL: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.20,0:12:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Both: [laugh]\NL: I bet it does.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.12,0:12:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay so the next ones are: green cargo-style\Npants that have had the entire crotch cut
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.36,0:13:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out down to the thighs, save for the waistband,\Nand all the edges are left raw.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.03,0:13:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So - I'll do a little kind of, let's kind\Nof - it was hard to describe -
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.15,0:13:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's like a hole cut out just like\Nhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.66,0:13:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Oh. Good place for a hole.\NA: There's just a big ol' hole, and, around
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.23,0:13:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the hole's edges, so the edges are left raw,\Nand around the edges there are little studs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.50,0:13:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like sparkly studs.\NL: Ummm - real.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.50,0:13:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Real?\NL: Yeah - real.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.33,0:13:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Gut feeling?\NL: Gut feeling. Going with real.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.62,0:13:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: They are real!\NL: Yessss!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.82,0:13:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And they look like this!\NL: [sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.12,0:13:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: They are by the brand "Asos Exclusive"\N-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.71,0:13:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [disbelieving laugh] Because everyone's\Nreally fighting with ASOS for this great idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.04,0:13:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: - and I guess they're convenient for going\Nto the toilet?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.40,0:13:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Ahhh -\NA: So this -
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.08,0:13:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Hang on, I've just got to put my phone\Naway.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.10,0:13:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [murmurs] ...could have done that at the\Nbeginning...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.10,0:13:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Next one!\NA: Okay, so this is a hooded sweater, or “hoodie”
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.34,0:13:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that has two head holes instead of one. But\Ninstead of being worn the right way up, you
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.42,0:13:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flip it upside-down and you stick your legs\Nthrough each head hole. And then the - the
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.24,0:14:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elastic at the bottom kind of does-up as like\Na waistband.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.43,0:14:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Nup - it's not real.\NA: It's not real?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.92,0:14:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: This is from Annika's deranged imagination.\N[laughing] Fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.52,0:14:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So we're saying fake?\NL: You made this up. Fake. Fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.14,0:14:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Alright - it's real!\NL: [surprised] WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.20,0:14:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughing] And it looks like this!\NA: Okay so -
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.28,0:14:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [loudly] Oh my GODD.\NA: This is - and I think it's Dollskill - Dollskill
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.21,0:14:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,posted this to their Instagram Story a few\Ndays ago and since then my inboxes - all my
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.06,0:14:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inboxes - have been blowing up with people\Nsending me this item.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.65,0:14:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It has an almost... medieval look to it.\NLike kind of Renaissance-fair look because
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.06,0:14:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the ties.\NA: Really?! Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.06,0:14:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Because of the ties at the top of the bottom\Nof the hoodies.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.72,0:14:38.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah - like old bloomers?\NL: Yeah - that is, that's pretty silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.39,0:14:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I like how they've styled -\NL: [putting on a voice] "Heh, you know what
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.23,0:14:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- it's a bit silly". It's a BIT silly!\NA: I think this is a little bit silly!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.34,0:14:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Awhhh, I think it might be a bit silly.\NA: I think this video might be a bit silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.56,0:14:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Uh ha ha - Ohhh boy.\NL: Dolls...skill? Dolls-kill?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.76,0:14:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Dolls-kill.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.52,0:14:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Well I think they're kind of - they're a bit cheeky, aren't they.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.78,0:14:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, Dollskill, they, they know this is silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.12,0:14:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: There's a little bit of a - it's "tongue-in-cheek"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.50,0:15:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's tongue-in-cheek, yeah. A: I think they're pretty incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.70,0:15:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: What would Lord Chesterfield think of these?\NA: What *would* Lord Chesterfield think?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.94,0:15:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [posh British accent] "I say, those pantaloons\Nare a reversed jacket...a-loon!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.44,0:15:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughing] Good ol' Lord Chesterfield.\NL: Good ol' -
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.60,0:15:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: WWLCD.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.60,0:15:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[fun electronic music]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.87,0:15:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So this is a sweater top with 17 different\Nsleeves protruding from various places along
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.77,0:15:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the bodice and along other arms.\NL: I feel like you made this one up because
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.87,0:15:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's so, just... silly. It's just a sweater\Nfor a 17-armed monstrosity.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.27,0:15:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Have you seen my videos?\NL: Yeahhhh - my gut says fake, and my double-flip-reverse-brain-flip
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.05,0:15:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,also says fake... but my DEEPEST gut says\N"real".
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.93,0:15:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughing] Your deepest gut?! Where's that?\NL: My deepest gut - my intestines.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.32,0:15:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Your intestines say "real"? Giving you\Nthat real feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.00,0:15:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah... but I don't trust my intestines.\NA: You don't trust them?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.54,0:15:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Nahhh - I'll go with the gut, and I'll\Ngo with the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.16,0:15:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-\NA: [laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.66,0:16:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: - and I'll say - I'll say... ffff-fake.\NYou made this up so you could photoshop 15
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.22,0:16:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more sleeves onto a sweater.\NA: Why do you think I photoshopped all of
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.53,0:16:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these?\NL: I don't know - you've got photoshop fever!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.38,0:16:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, this one is fake.\NL: Yess.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.77,0:16:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But it is not without precedent - see this\Nphoto of a real sweater with 2 additional
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.98,0:16:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sleeves attached to the... shoulder?\NL: [laughing] I suppose, it has to be fake
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.34,0:16:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's just not enough real-estate\Non a sweater to put 15 more sleeves on.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.64,0:16:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It would also use up a LOT of fabric.\NL: Well, that's not a concern of theirs is
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.01,0:16:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it, it's still going to make a profit because\Nthey sell it for like, $5000.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.36,0:16:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You ready?\NL: Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.58,0:16:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh no, that was the last one!\NThat was the last one.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.24,0:16:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Oh... bit of an anti-climax!\NA: Sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.14,0:16:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, you got 8 out of 14 correct, which\Nis just over 50%!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.42,0:16:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Bom bom bom bom bommm bom bom... [victory\Nmusic]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.58,0:16:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope that's not copyrighted. Whatever.\NI did like 2 seconds of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.78,0:16:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughing]\NL: I'll make up my own victory music.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.96,0:16:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da dun daaa da daaa! Da daaaa da da daaaa! Da dun dun da dun! Da da da dun!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.36,0:16:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ooooh, this is sounding a bit like Star\NWars...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.76,0:17:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Da da daa douhhhhh...\NA: Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.72,0:17:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I did a pretty good job of tricking you with a lot of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.36,0:17:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: You did! I had to use everything. I had
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.32,0:17:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to use the gut. I had to use the deep gut.\NI had to use the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.95,0:17:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was my prize again?\NA: I'm going to hem your pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.71,0:17:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Ahhh - Except now I feel like people will\Nsee this and they'll be like, "the prize is
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.54,0:17:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that she's going to do some sewing for him?\NThat's so incredibly retrograde 1950's gender
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.22,0:17:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,roles..."\NA: Tell Luci - in the comments down below,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.88,0:17:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell Luci if he's just the worst, and -\NL: Nooooo - look everyone. Let me come clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.86,0:17:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll hem my own pants.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.54,0:17:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I can do it for pure pride.\NA: How about this -
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.25,0:17:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Ok?\NA: I will show you how to hem a pair of pants,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.50,0:17:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you will have the knowledge to hem\Nall of your pairs of pants from then on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.46,0:17:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yep, alright, you know what? That's good\Nbecause buy a person a fish, they'll eat for
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.77,0:17:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a day. Teach them to fish, etc, etc.\NA: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.21,0:17:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Teach a man to hem his pants and he'll\Nbe hemming pants left, right and centre.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.98,0:17:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll hem my pants into shorts, and I'll hem myshorts into underwear,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.68,0:17:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll hem my underwear into handkerchiefs.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.76,0:17:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] NOW - we do have a Sponsorship to promote!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.94,0:18:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Da dun dun dun, da dun dun dun, da dun dun dun da da da daaaa
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.24,0:18:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Would you like -
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.00,0:18:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [louder] DUNNN DA! Dun dun dun DAAA dun!\NDun da dil la DUN!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.76,0:18:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You're - feel free to use that one, Squarespace.\NL: That's - what - [laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.03,0:18:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So did you know that I have a website that\NI made with Squarespace!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.34,0:18:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Squarespace! This video is brought to you\Nby Squarespace!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.23,0:18:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It is!\NL: Wha- coincidence!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.84,0:18:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Coincidence!\NL: [singing] Square. Space.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.45,0:18:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Square. -\NA: Feel free to use that one too, Squarespace.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.80,0:18:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: - Space.\NA: Just make it - we'll make a gif of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.73,0:18:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So my website, annikavictoria.com -\NL: annikavictoria.com?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.98,0:18:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: -is the place on the internet where you\Ncan go if you, you know, you're just being
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.43,0:18:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, "who is this Annika Victoria chick?"\NIt takes you to my website that I made with
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.93,0:18:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squarespace. I made it within like, a couple\Nof hours!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.61,0:18:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's a darn good website.\NA: So easy to make! Yeah, it was so easy to
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.93,0:18:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make, and it looks really nice, I really like\Nmy website. Do you like my website?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.57,0:18:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I LOVE that darn website! Nah, it looks\Nreally good! But Annika - do I know how to
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.84,0:18:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,code- need to know how to code to use this\Nresource?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.38,0:18:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You DON'T need to know how to code to use\Nthis resource!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.66,0:19:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Excellent - because I legitimately don't\Nknow how to do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.76,0:19:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No, you don't need to do any complex coding,\Nyou don't need to, you know, have the whole
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.18,0:19:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,business of hosting a website. Squarespace\Ntakes care of all of that for you, they take
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.77,0:19:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,care of your domain name...\NL: Cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.53,0:19:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Basically, you just set it up, you can\Nleave it, and there's nothing to update, install
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.63,0:19:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or patch, ever.\NL: Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.63,0:19:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Mm!\NL: Aw, that's pretty good!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.80,0:19:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's just there, and you just know that\Nit's just there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.54,0:19:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Annnd when I'm designing it, do I get to\Nchoose between different templates, or looks
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.44,0:19:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the website?\NA: Yeah, so there's lots of different, really
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.50,0:19:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beautiful templates that you get to choose\Nbetween -
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.33,0:19:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Nice!\NA: You pick one and then you customize it
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.24,0:19:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make it your own.\NL: What if I'm making my website and I'm like,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.45,0:19:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bawahhh?\NA: Well, if you get really confused, there
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.08,0:19:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is 24/7 customer support that is award-winning.\NL: Just call them and be like, Bawahhh? Blehh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.35,0:19:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Well, actually -\NL: And they'll know what your problem is!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.39,0:19:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I don't like talking on the phone, I think\Nthere might be a phone number for them but
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.78,0:19:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just email them. I've had a problem with\Nit before that was entirely my fault because
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.96,0:19:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried to do some coding, and it did not\Nwork -
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.30,0:20:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Don't bother - they do it all for you!\NA: No, they emailed - I emailed them, they
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.04,0:20:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,emailed me back straight away, fixed my problem\Nstraight away - they were like, "uh, you put
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.34,0:20:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in this dodgy bit of code, if you remove that,\Nyour website will work again" and it worked!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.06,0:20:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: That's good service.\NL: Okay what what what what what about this,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.29,0:20:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,huh, Ms Squarespace: what if I want to sell\Nstuff on my website?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.91,0:20:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Um, you can, they have a store feature,\Nso you can, you can sell stuff directly from
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.76,0:20:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your Squarespace website.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.01,0:20:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: So I can sell my Double-Flip Reverse Brain Flip (TM) t-shirts?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.36,0:20:31.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes. You can sell them on there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.61,0:20:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Hmmmmmm.\NCapitalism.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.92,0:20:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]\NA: So, if you are an artist, if you are a
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.53,0:20:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,designer, if you are a musician, if you own\Na business, if you own a restaurant - all
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.04,0:20:46.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these different -\NL: If you own an anything -
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.89,0:20:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: If you own an anything!\NL: If you own a pig that you particularly
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.82,0:20:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,love and you think -\NA: LOOK! If you wanna make a website -
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.66,0:20:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: - it needs a little bit of space on the\Nweb.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.66,0:20:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah!\NL: Or if you're just a cool person and you
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.66,0:21:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think you need to get your brand out there!\NA: Use Squarespace. And your girl has a promo-code
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.67,0:21:03.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for you!\NYou can go to squarespace.com for a free trial,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.21,0:21:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com/annika
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.01,0:21:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you will get 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.24,0:21:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Noice.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.91,0:21:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [fake angrily] Stop sitting around, watching\Nthis, and go make your own darn website!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.35,0:21:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[normal] I'm trying to get a bit of a Shia\NLabouf like, angry vibe, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.20,0:21:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People love angriness in ads.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.24,0:21:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[fake angrily] Make a darn website! Make one!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.19,0:21:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't just do it on your own, that'll\Ntake a hundred years! You don't know html,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.34,0:21:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just use darn squarespace.\NA: Thank you all for supporting the brands
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.96,0:21:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that support this channel.\NL: Thank you everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.26,0:21:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Um, thank you all for watching, and I'll\Nbe back for another video soon, this guy might
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.89,0:21:47.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be back sometime in the future.\NWe'll see you all next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.58,0:21:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[simultaneously]\NA: Bye L: Wink!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.74,0:21:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: YOU can never do a normal outro! Just say bye! not...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.78,0:21:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Seeya later biscuits heads...I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.88,0:21:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Biscuit heads!?