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Annika: Hellooooo internet! Happy 2018![br]We've got Giovanni with us again for another

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episode of Make Thrift Why, except today we're[br]going to do something a little bit different.

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People send me in a lot of strange and wonderful[br]clothing, um, for my series "Make Thrift Buy",

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where I recreate them.

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And we have a few episodes called "Make Thrift[br]WHY", where we just make fun of these clothes.

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Luci: Click on the i! Click on the i![br]... Will it appear with the i...?

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Annika: It might be on that side.

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Luci: Let's point to all the corners just[br]in case.

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A: Click on the i!

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L: Click on our eye!

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A: So I thought that instead of just ragging[br]on the weird and wonderful clothes that people

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send us, um, instead this episode we're going[br]to play a game.

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L: And this game is: Make Thrift Why or...

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Together: Fake Thrift... Why!

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L: It's a mouthful!

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A: So here's how the game is going to go.[br]L: Ok.

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A: In this game, some of the items that I[br]am going to be describing are real items,

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that actually exist, and that you can actually[br]buy.

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But some of the items I've just made up with[br]my brain.

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So I'll read the description of the clothes,[br]and you have to decide whether it's real or

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fake.[br]L: Okay! And what do I win? Do I have to get

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a certain amount right to be the winner?[br]A: Oooooh - good question. Let's say you have

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to get over 50%, and if you do...[br]L: If I win, you have to hem these pants that

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I'm wearing and the blue pair.[br]A: *sighs* okay

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L: Next time you're sewing[br]A: Okay, I told Luci that he had to hem his

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pants himself - alright, if you get over 50%,[br]I'll hem your...

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L: You'll hem the pants![br]A: I'll hem your pants for you.

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L: Yesssss.

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A: Okay.[br]L: Okay.

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A: Item number 1! Are you ready? L: Item number 1.

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[silence]

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These are my laser focuses.

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A: The description of this item is, a sweater[br]that's made of a see-through, slightly beige-coloured

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mesh on the bodice, and thick knitted arms,[br]so it has the effect of looking like a torso-less sweater.

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It sold last year for £1550...[br]L: *sigh*

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A: Which is about $2000 US dollars.

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L: Mmmmmm. I would say that is... real.

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A: Final answer?[br]L: My final answer is that that's real.

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A: Okay - it is real![br][ding!]

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L: Can I see a picture..? Ohh.[br]A: The brand is Calvin Klein.

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L: I didn't expect it to be that sheer. Like[br]it really just looks like the arms of a sweater.

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A: And it is sold out.[br]L: Ohh *laughs*

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A: It's sold out.[br]L: Yeah, because they make like three.

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A: Okay, number 2. A scarf that's made entirely[br]from transparent plastic material, seemingly

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negating the point of wearing a scarf, but[br]hey, that's high fashion for you. So it's

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a transparent scarf. It currently sells for[br]$880 US dollars.

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L: And it's made out of plastic.[br]A: Yeah.

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L: You can see right through it.[br]A: You can see right through it.

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L: Mmm. I'm kinda trying to second-guess you[br]now. Like, would you... coz you're trying

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to invent things that sound like they would[br]be real things... uhhh... I'm gunna say...

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L: My gut says "fake", but I'm going to go[br]against my gut.

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A: You're going to go against your gut?[br]L: I'm going to go against my gut and I'm going to say "real".

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A: You might get an upset stomach if you go against your gut.

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L: *sighs* Woof. Your Honor - I move that

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that joke be stricken from the record.[br]A: Real?

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L: Real.[br]A: Okay...

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[Fail sound effect][br]A: It is fake!

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L: Darn it! Should have gone with the gut![br]A: Should have gone with the gut.

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L: Ahhh - you just made that up?[br]A: I just made that one up, yes - but 2017

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was the year of transparent fashion, so -[br]L: That's why I should have - that's why my

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gut was telling me fake![br]A: Mmhm.

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L: I should have known - it's not just all[br]going to be transparent stuff.

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A: Or is it?[br]L: Well that would be - oh - ah - you're playing

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with my mind!

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A: Okay are you ready for the next one?[br]L: Yep, okay!

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A: So we're one for one.[br]L: What - hang on, you're getting points as

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well? I thought I was just getting points[br]for everyone I got right - we're not competing.

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A: Oh - yes.[br]L: On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", the

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host doesn't get all the points that they[br]don't!

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A: [laughing] awww, maybe they do.[br]L: No - they don't!

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A: Okay, number 3. So you've got one out of[br]two so far.

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L: Okay.[br]A: Okay number three is - A transparent plastic

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"cape" that looks exactly like a dry-cleaners[br]bag, except that the name of the Laundromat

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is replaced with the name of the brand, who[br]sell this piece for £650[sic] British pounds,

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which is about $750 US dollars.[br]L: So it's, so you know when you get your

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dry-cleaning back and it has the plastic casing[br]over the top, this is like a cape you put

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on which is that just plastic casing.[br]A: It's meant to look like that.

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L: I don't think I need to think very long[br]about this one, I think this is real. It's

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soooo - silly.[br]A: [laugh] Yeah.

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L: That I think you, that I don't think this[br]off the top of the dome. I think this is really...

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A: You don't think so? What about after the[br]transparent scarf?

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L: No, this is real.[br]A: This is real?

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L: Yep.[br]A: Okay, you're ready?

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L: Mmhm![br]A: Final answer - real?

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L: Final answer real.[br]A: It is real!

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[ding!][br]L: I knew it!

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A: [laughs] It's by the brand Moschino, and,[br]unfortunately, is sold out, and this -

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L: They're all sold out![br]A: Yeah... [exasperated laugh]

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L: Sorry everybody, I guess you'll have to[br]get a regular dry-cleaners bag [laughs] and

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wear that![br]A: That would be an easy "Make Thrift Buy"

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though![br]L: Yeah, it'd be a very short episode! [Sings

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intro music to "Make Thrift Buy", with the[br]ending "zipper" sound effect being emphasized].

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A: So this is the description from "Browns",[br]who is a retailer of high-fashion, who sold

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the dress: "This clear Moschino dry cleaning[br]cape overlay dress is the only kind of laundry

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you'd be willing to do (for your trusty au[br]pair takes care of that kind of stuff)." Coz

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you're rich!... You don't have to do your[br]laundry.

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L: Hang on - so - wha- [laughs][br]A: This dress showcases the brand's economical

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- let's just highlight that word - economical[br]- fall 17 runway theme.

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L: Why is it economical if it's £650?[br]A: This is how Capitalism works.

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L: Hey, your au pair might be doing your laundry,[br]but you can still wear the bag - WHAT?! WHAT?!

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A:[laughs][br]L: ...What?!

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A: Okay, number 4 - so this is a "key charm[br]bracelet" that is a few pieces of chain with

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several old-looking keys attached to it, with[br]a large keyring clip to fasten the bracelet.

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So it basically just looks like a ring of[br]keys for a business or something that's been

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slipped over your wrist - and it retails for[br]£630 Great British Pounds, or about $850

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US Dollars.[br]L: I'm really torn on this, because it could

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- it sounds like something that would be real,[br]but it could also be the case that I know

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when you were writing these fake ones you[br]were sitting on the couch, and from our couch

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you can see the wicker shelf where we keep[br]our keys. So was it the fact - was it that

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you looked over there and you saw the keys[br]sitting there and you were like - the more

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I say this, the more I'm like this IS what[br]happened. This one is fake.

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A: It's fake?[br]L: It's fake.

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And you're trying to trick me by having it[br]be in pounds, and then changing the pounds

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to dollars - that makes it sound more like[br]a real retail item.

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A: Alright - you ready?[br]L: Okay.

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A: This one is real.[br]L: Awhhhh!

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A: [laughs] - and is by the brand - I have[br]no idea how to pronounce this - Bal-en-see-ah?

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L: Valencia?[br]A: I think it's Bal-en-see-ah.

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So this is what it looks like -[br]L: Ohh. Okay - great.

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A: [laughs][br]L: It looks GREAAAT -

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A: So this is the description, from "Browns"[br]fashion again -

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L: Mmhm. Browns again.[br]A: Browns again.

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A: "This metallic Balenciaga Key Charm bracelet[br]is the key to success because as Lord Chesterfield

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so rightly stated: 'if you are not in fashion,[br]you are nobody' (and god forbid, one is a

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‘nobody’). The result of impeccable Italian[br]workmanship, this bracelet has been crafted

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from gold-tone and silver-tone metal "

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L: [laughing] ohhkay.[br]A: "And features multiple keycharms."

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L: On the pro-side: it's made by Italians.[br]On the con-side: Who is Lord Chesterfield?!

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Is this someone all British people know about?[br]Lord Chesterfield? [laughs]

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"As the famous Lord Chesterfield said: Who[br]is Lord Chesterfield?!" Some kind of fashion... lord?

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Does Britain each year appoint one Lord[br]to be the Lord of Fashion?

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A: Yes. I believe they do. If you're from[br]Britain - let us know.

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L: Let us know.[br]A: In the comments below.

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L: The only Lord I know of would be like,[br]Lord Vader.

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And as Darth Vader once said: "If you're not[br]in Fashion, you're nobody!"

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A: You're nobody. Okay, number 5.[br]An orange fluro workwear vest with high-vis

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detailing that retails for $1,200 USD and[br]looks basically exactly like those kind of

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cheap safety vests that construction workers[br]wear.

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The only difference is that it has the brand[br]name written across it on the back of the vest.

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L: It sooo seems as though it would be real.

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Because it's such a bald-faced, just like,[br]way to get money from people... who... are... not..

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pfht, phthpp

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L: I'm just trying to think of a not-mean[br]way to - pftht - but at the same time it is

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SO the type of thing that it would be that[br]it's the type of thing that you would make up.

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A: Mmm...

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L: I'm trying to do the flip, the old flip-reverse-flip-brain-flip.

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A: [laughs] Have I got to you?

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L: Very much so, yes.

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Look, I'm just gunna[br]go with my... I'm not going to try and do the flip-reverse-flip-brain-flip.

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I'm just going[br]to say: Real.

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A: Real?[br]L: Real.

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A: Okay, we're locking in real.[br]L: Okay, real.

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A: Fake.[br][fail sound]

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L: Arghhh.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: *sighs* Wahhhh[br]A: But if it were real, it'd go really well

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with the Key Charm bracelet from before.[br]L: It's soo - now that you've put this out

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there, this will be made.[br]A: Oh - it will.

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L: Someone from Browns is watching and they're[br]like, "well, I have the description in mind

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already".[br]A: Browns isn't the designer -

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L: No, they just describe the items.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: The Browns description writer is being[br]like, "What would Lord Chesterfield think

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about this hi-vis vest?"[br]A: What WOULD Lord Chesterfield think?

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L: [laughs] W - W - L - C - D.[br]A: [laugh of realisation] Ohh!

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L: What Would Lord Chesterfield Do?[br]A: W - W - L - C - D.

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L: LCD.[br]That just sounds like almost the website where

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you buy LCD TVs.[br]Both: [laugh]

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A: Not www.lcd.com. WWLCD.[br]L: WWLCD.

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A: What would Lord Chesterfield do?[br]L: What WOULD Lord Chesterfield do? He'd put

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it on. He's a fashionista.[br]A: He is a fashionista.

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L: Who is Lord Chesterfield?

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A: Okay, I'm winning at the moment![br]L: Mmmmm - why is me losing you winning?!

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We're not competing![br]A: Ah, yes we are!

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L: You're the quiz-master![br]A: Everything is a competition and I'm going

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to beat you![br]L: *sighs* No, you're the quiz-master and

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it's - I just compete against myself![br]A: Okay - well, you're losing.

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L: [laughs] Ohh![br]A: Next item!

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L: Bring it on.[br]A: Are you ready?

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L: [breathes in deeply and clears throat][br]A: Sitting up straight, okay you mean BUSINESS!

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L: Yeah I mean business.[br]A: A black knee-length skirt that’s been

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made out of nylon puffer jacket material,[br]and scattered around the bottom of the skirt

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it just has a bunch of armhole cuffs attached[br]to it, um which the brand calls a “ruffled

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trim”. And it is sold originally for $1385[br]US dollars.

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L: *sighs* It really sounds like real... and[br]you've done the quote-marks, like... I'm trying

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to do the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip...[br]A: [laughs]

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L: It's not working for me.[br]A: I don't think it's worked for you that well so far!

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L: Okay - ahhh - real. I think it's real!

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A: You think it's real?[br]L: Yeah. I think it's real.

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A: Is this the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip?[br]L: No, I'm going with the gut!

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A: You're going with the gut?[br]L: I'm going with the gut and saying real.

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A: Alright! It is real![br]L: Yessss.

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A: Now you've gotten 50% correct![br]L: Thanks gut.

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A: The brand is - ahh, I do not know how to[br]pronounce this -

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L: Com-de-gar-son?[br]A: I think so. Come-de-gar-son.

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L: [Australian accent] Co-meh-des Gark-gons.[br]A: [Australian accent] It's co-meh-des Gar-sons, mate!

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A: Um, so there's only one left, one size

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small left in stock, so quick! Get your hands[br]on it!

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L: Hey guys - oh, oh my gosh, if it sells[br]out after this video...

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A: Do you like the look of this?[br]L: Yeah, I mean, it's really, really, really

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expensive.[br]A: Yes.

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L: And it will fall apart immediately because[br]it has raw edges!

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A: Yeah, so the thing is that it says, in[br]the description, it says "raw edges throughout"!?

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L: Alright.[br]A: A ski mask that’s made out of a transparent

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mesh-like fabric, sewn together with a thick[br]colourful stitch in all different colours

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and sections.[br]And it retails for only $480 US dollars.

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L: It sounds like something that would be[br]real - it doesn't even sound that weird. Or

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like, it sounds like weird, but like -[br]A: ... I think you've been desensitized.

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L: It sounds weird but in a way that's not[br]very creative.

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A: Mm.[br]L: I'm - I'm trying - my temptation -

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A: Are you trying to do the double-flip-brain-flip?[br]L: My gut says real, but my temptation is

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to do the reverse-flip-brain-flip and say[br]FAKE.

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A: I don't know, but you did use the gut reaction[br]last time...

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L: And how much are you saying it is?[br]A: Four hundred and eighty US dollars.

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L: Four hundred and eighty... I feel like[br]that's a made-up number you'd come up with.

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You'd make that up, that number.[br]A: Okay..?! [laughs]

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L: That's the sort of number you would make[br]up.

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A: [confused laugh] why?!

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L: It's fake. [br]A: Why?

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L: It's fake! [br]A: Okay, it's fake?

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L: It's just the kind of number you'd make up! 480 is such a made-up number.

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A: [laughs] Okay - it IS fake.

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L: Yesssss. I KNEW 480 was a made-up number![br]A: But I did do a little picture of what it

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would look like.[br]L: [laughs]

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A: This is what is would look like if it existed.[br]L: [laughs]

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A: It's not your granny's ski mask. Or - maybe[br]it is.

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L: It kind of is! It's sort of a patchwork[br]- it's like, if everyone had super cool ski

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masks for the school trip and you're like,[br]nanna, made you one and you had to wear that.

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A: Aww.[br]Alright -

0:12:13.970,0:12:14.970
L: Next![br]A: Next one -

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L: I'm on a roll.[br]A: So these - this item, is sleeves that have

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been chopped off a shirt, and then re-purposed[br]as leg-warmers.

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And they still have the cuff’s buttons around[br]the ankles.

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And they're sold for $670 US dollars.[br]L: Ummm - [gross sucking noise]

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A: ...What is that noise?[br]L: That's the thinking suck.

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L: Fake.[br]A: Fake?

0:12:38.320,0:12:41.100
L: Yeah, you made this one up.[br]A: Okay. It is fake!

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L: Yesss! YESS.[br]A: [laughing]

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A: And this doesn't exist... to my knowledge.[br]L: Okay.

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Both: [laugh][br]L: I bet it does.

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A: Okay so the next ones are: green cargo-style[br]pants that have had the entire crotch cut

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out down to the thighs, save for the waistband,[br]and all the edges are left raw.

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So - I'll do a little kind of, let's kind[br]of - it was hard to describe -

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But there's like a hole cut out just like[br]here.

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L: Oh. Good place for a hole.[br]A: There's just a big ol' hole, and, around

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the hole's edges, so the edges are left raw,[br]and around the edges there are little studs.

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Like sparkly studs.[br]L: Ummm - real.

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A: Real?[br]L: Yeah - real.

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A: Gut feeling?[br]L: Gut feeling. Going with real.

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A: They are real![br]L: Yessss!

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A: And they look like this![br]L: [sighs]

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A: They are by the brand "Asos Exclusive"[br]-

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L: [disbelieving laugh] Because everyone's[br]really fighting with ASOS for this great idea!

0:13:34.040,0:13:37.400
A: - and I guess they're convenient for going[br]to the toilet?

0:13:37.400,0:13:38.080
L: Ahhh -[br]A: So this -

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L: Hang on, I've just got to put my phone[br]away.

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A: [murmurs] ...could have done that at the[br]beginning...

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L: Next one![br]A: Okay, so this is a hooded sweater, or “hoodie”

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that has two head holes instead of one. But[br]instead of being worn the right way up, you

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flip it upside-down and you stick your legs[br]through each head hole. And then the - the

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elastic at the bottom kind of does-up as like[br]a waistband.

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L: Nup - it's not real.[br]A: It's not real?

0:14:01.920,0:14:06.520
L: This is from Annika's deranged imagination.[br][laughing] Fake.

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A: So we're saying fake?[br]L: You made this up. Fake. Fake.

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A: Alright - it's real![br]L: [surprised] WHAT?!

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A: [laughing] And it looks like this![br]A: Okay so -

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L: [loudly] Oh my GODD.[br]A: This is - and I think it's Dollskill - Dollskill

0:14:17.209,0:14:22.060
posted this to their Instagram Story a few[br]days ago and since then my inboxes - all my

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inboxes - have been blowing up with people[br]sending me this item.

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L: It has an almost... medieval look to it.[br]Like kind of Renaissance-fair look because

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of the ties.[br]A: Really?! Mm.

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L: Because of the ties at the top of the bottom[br]of the hoodies.

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A: Yeah - like old bloomers?[br]L: Yeah - that is, that's pretty silly.

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A: I like how they've styled -[br]L: [putting on a voice] "Heh, you know what

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- it's a bit silly". It's a BIT silly![br]A: I think this is a little bit silly!

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L: Awhhh, I think it might be a bit silly.[br]A: I think this video might be a bit silly.

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L: Uh ha ha - Ohhh boy.[br]L: Dolls...skill? Dolls-kill?

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A: Dolls-kill.

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L: Well I think they're kind of - they're a bit cheeky, aren't they.

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A: Yeah, Dollskill, they, they know this is silly.

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L: There's a little bit of a - it's "tongue-in-cheek"

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A: It's tongue-in-cheek, yeah. A: I think they're pretty incredible.

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L: What would Lord Chesterfield think of these?[br]A: What *would* Lord Chesterfield think?

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L: [posh British accent] "I say, those pantaloons[br]are a reversed jacket...a-loon!

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A: [laughing] Good ol' Lord Chesterfield.[br]L: Good ol' -

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A: WWLCD.

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[fun electronic music]

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A: So this is a sweater top with 17 different[br]sleeves protruding from various places along

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the bodice and along other arms.[br]L: I feel like you made this one up because

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it's so, just... silly. It's just a sweater[br]for a 17-armed monstrosity.

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A: Have you seen my videos?[br]L: Yeahhhh - my gut says fake, and my double-flip-reverse-brain-flip

0:15:39.050,0:15:44.930
also says fake... but my DEEPEST gut says[br]"real".

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A: [laughing] Your deepest gut?! Where's that?[br]L: My deepest gut - my intestines.

0:15:49.320,0:15:52.000
A: Your intestines say "real"? Giving you[br]that real feeling?

0:15:52.000,0:15:53.540
L: Yeah... but I don't trust my intestines.[br]A: You don't trust them?

0:15:53.540,0:15:57.160
L: Nahhh - I'll go with the gut, and I'll[br]go with the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip

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-[br]A: [laughing]

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L: - and I'll say - I'll say... ffff-fake.[br]You made this up so you could photoshop 15

0:16:04.220,0:16:06.529
more sleeves onto a sweater.[br]A: Why do you think I photoshopped all of

0:16:06.529,0:16:08.379
these?[br]L: I don't know - you've got photoshop fever!

0:16:08.379,0:16:09.769
A: Okay, this one is fake.[br]L: Yess.

0:16:09.769,0:16:14.980
A: But it is not without precedent - see this[br]photo of a real sweater with 2 additional

0:16:14.980,0:16:19.339
sleeves attached to the... shoulder?[br]L: [laughing] I suppose, it has to be fake

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because there's just not enough real-estate[br]on a sweater to put 15 more sleeves on.

0:16:21.640,0:16:26.010
A: It would also use up a LOT of fabric.[br]L: Well, that's not a concern of theirs is

0:16:26.010,0:16:29.360
it, it's still going to make a profit because[br]they sell it for like, $5000.

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A: You ready?[br]L: Yep.

0:16:30.580,0:16:34.240
A: Oh no, that was the last one![br]That was the last one.

0:16:34.240,0:16:36.140
L: Oh... bit of an anti-climax![br]A: Sorry!

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And so, you got 8 out of 14 correct, which[br]is just over 50%!

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L: Bom bom bom bom bommm bom bom... [victory[br]music]

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I hope that's not copyrighted. Whatever.[br]I did like 2 seconds of it.

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A: [laughing][br]L: I'll make up my own victory music.

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Da dun daaa da daaa! Da daaaa da da daaaa! Da dun dun da dun! Da da da dun!

0:16:56.360,0:16:58.760
A: Ooooh, this is sounding a bit like Star[br]Wars...

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L: Da da daa douhhhhh...[br]A: Congratulations.

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I think I did a pretty good job of tricking you with a lot of those.

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L: You did! I had to use everything. I had

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to use the gut. I had to use the deep gut.[br]I had to use the double-flip-reverse-brain-flip.

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What was my prize again?[br]A: I'm going to hem your pants!

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L: Ahhh - Except now I feel like people will[br]see this and they'll be like, "the prize is

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that she's going to do some sewing for him?[br]That's so incredibly retrograde 1950's gender

0:17:19.220,0:17:21.880
roles..."[br]A: Tell Luci - in the comments down below,

0:17:21.880,0:17:27.860
tell Luci if he's just the worst, and -[br]L: Nooooo - look everyone. Let me come clean.

0:17:27.860,0:17:30.540
I'll hem my own pants.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: I can do it for pure pride.[br]A: How about this -

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L: Ok?[br]A: I will show you how to hem a pair of pants,

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and then you will have the knowledge to hem[br]all of your pairs of pants from then on in.

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L: Yep, alright, you know what? That's good[br]because buy a person a fish, they'll eat for

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a day. Teach them to fish, etc, etc.[br]A: Yes.

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L: Teach a man to hem his pants and he'll[br]be hemming pants left, right and centre.

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I'll hem my pants into shorts, and I'll hem myshorts into underwear,

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and I'll hem my underwear into handkerchiefs.

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A: [laughs] NOW - we do have a Sponsorship to promote!

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A: Would you like -

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L: [louder] DUNNN DA! Dun dun dun DAAA dun![br]Dun da dil la DUN!

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A: You're - feel free to use that one, Squarespace.[br]L: That's - what - [laughing]

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A: So did you know that I have a website that[br]I made with Squarespace!

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L: Squarespace! This video is brought to you[br]by Squarespace!

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Square. -[br]A: Feel free to use that one too, Squarespace.

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L: - Space.[br]A: Just make it - we'll make a gif of this.

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A: -is the place on the internet where you[br]can go if you, you know, you're just being

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L: It's a darn good website.[br]A: So easy to make! Yeah, it was so easy to

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make, and it looks really nice, I really like[br]my website. Do you like my website?

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L: I LOVE that darn website! Nah, it looks[br]really good! But Annika - do I know how to

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code- need to know how to code to use this[br]resource?

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A: You DON'T need to know how to code to use[br]this resource!

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L: Excellent - because I legitimately don't[br]know how to do that!

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A: No, you don't need to do any complex coding,[br]you don't need to, you know, have the whole

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business of hosting a website. Squarespace[br]takes care of all of that for you, they take

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care of your domain name...[br]L: Cool!

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A: Basically, you just set it up, you can[br]leave it, and there's nothing to update, install

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or patch, ever.[br]L: Really?

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A: Mm![br]L: Aw, that's pretty good!

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A: It's just there, and you just know that[br]it's just there.

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L: Annnd when I'm designing it, do I get to[br]choose between different templates, or looks

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for the website?[br]A: Yeah, so there's lots of different, really

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beautiful templates that you get to choose[br]between -

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L: Nice![br]A: You pick one and then you customize it

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to make it your own.[br]L: What if I'm making my website and I'm like,

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Bawahhh?[br]A: Well, if you get really confused, there

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is 24/7 customer support that is award-winning.[br]L: Just call them and be like, Bawahhh? Blehh?!

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A: Well, actually -[br]L: And they'll know what your problem is!

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A: I don't like talking on the phone, I think[br]there might be a phone number for them but

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I just email them. I've had a problem with[br]it before that was entirely my fault because

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I tried to do some coding, and it did not[br]work -

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L: Don't bother - they do it all for you![br]A: No, they emailed - I emailed them, they

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emailed me back straight away, fixed my problem[br]straight away - they were like, "uh, you put

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in this dodgy bit of code, if you remove that,[br]your website will work again" and it worked!

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L: That's good service.[br]L: Okay what what what what what about this,

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huh, Ms Squarespace: what if I want to sell[br]stuff on my website?

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A: Um, you can, they have a store feature,[br]so you can, you can sell stuff directly from

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your Squarespace website.

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L: So I can sell my Double-Flip Reverse Brain Flip (TM) t-shirts?

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A: Yes. You can sell them on there.

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L: Hmmmmmm.[br]Capitalism.

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[laughter][br]A: So, if you are an artist, if you are a

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designer, if you are a musician, if you own[br]a business, if you own a restaurant - all

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these different -[br]L: If you own an anything -

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A: If you own an anything![br]L: If you own a pig that you particularly

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love and you think -[br]A: LOOK! If you wanna make a website -

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L: - it needs a little bit of space on the[br]web.

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L: Noice.

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L: [fake angrily] Stop sitting around, watching[br]this, and go make your own darn website!

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[normal] I'm trying to get a bit of a Shia[br]Labouf like, angry vibe, you know?

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People love angriness in ads.

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[fake angrily] Make a darn website! Make one!

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And don't just do it on your own, that'll[br]take a hundred years! You don't know html,

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just use darn squarespace.[br]A: Thank you all for supporting the brands

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that support this channel.[br]L: Thank you everybody.

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A: Um, thank you all for watching, and I'll[br]be back for another video soon, this guy might

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be back sometime in the future.[br]We'll see you all next time.

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[simultaneously][br]A: Bye L: Wink!

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A: YOU can never do a normal outro! Just say bye! not...

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L: Seeya later biscuits heads...I dunno.

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A: Biscuit heads!?