1 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:13,461 I'll handle this darling 2 00:00:13,461 --> 00:00:15,006 I'm known to fire off some BAR's 3 00:00:15,006 --> 00:00:16,246 cause if these lovers cross me 4 00:00:16,246 --> 00:00:17,913 they're gonna end up seeing stars 5 00:00:17,913 --> 00:00:19,283 I mean I'll let you go first 6 00:00:19,283 --> 00:00:20,890 but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in 7 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,321 on this hissy fittin' rich kid 8 00:00:22,321 --> 00:00:23,814 and this prepubescent vixen 9 00:00:23,814 --> 00:00:25,166 I'm sick of them 10 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:25,789 let's beat 'em then 11 00:00:25,789 --> 00:00:26,566 and we can rob 'em blind 12 00:00:26,566 --> 00:00:28,050 I'll stick this punk up from the front 13 00:00:28,050 --> 00:00:29,433 I'll take this broad from behind 14 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:30,896 and pop a cap in the ass 15 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:32,359 of the last Capulet heiress 16 00:00:32,359 --> 00:00:33,934 give miss no nights in Paris 17 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,529 a reason to cry to her parents 18 00:00:35,529 --> 00:00:36,500 Oh! 19 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,114 Romeo O Romeo 20 00:00:37,114 --> 00:00:38,630 wherefore you tryin to flow yo? 21 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:40,092 mofo you soft as a froyo 22 00:00:40,092 --> 00:00:41,748 are those the drapes or your clothes bro? 23 00:00:41,748 --> 00:00:43,007 there's gonna be a tragedy 24 00:00:43,007 --> 00:00:44,041 make you ache like your balls 25 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:44,562 on the balcony 26 00:00:44,562 --> 00:00:45,496 Barrow gang put their money 27 00:00:45,496 --> 00:00:46,046 where their mouth is 28 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:46,762 spit sick like a plague 29 00:00:46,762 --> 00:00:47,601 on both your houses 30 00:00:47,601 --> 00:00:48,349 My love 31 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,473 your face is beauty to behold 32 00:00:49,473 --> 00:00:51,388 I will protect thine honor 33 00:00:51,388 --> 00:00:52,941 from these dust bowl dildos 34 00:00:52,941 --> 00:00:54,333 a moment's break from your gaze 35 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,795 is an eternity past 36 00:00:55,795 --> 00:00:57,310 so together we shall both 37 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,895 put these bitches on blast 38 00:00:58,895 --> 00:00:59,775 en guard 39 00:00:59,775 --> 00:01:01,710 thou artless beetle headed flax wench 40 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:03,256 the only insult you have thrust 41 00:01:03,256 --> 00:01:04,788 upon me is thine stench 42 00:01:04,788 --> 00:01:06,180 why don't you twist upon these nuts? 43 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:07,633 I hear you're good with a wrench 44 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:09,156 the dismal state of your raps 45 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,681 should be a federal offense 46 00:01:10,681 --> 00:01:12,297 and you there 47 00:01:12,297 --> 00:01:13,372 wench with the neck of a chicken 48 00:01:13,372 --> 00:01:14,824 you'll get an ass rippin' worse 49 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:16,299 than your boyfriend's in prison 50 00:01:16,299 --> 00:01:17,668 you're not a true romance 51 00:01:17,668 --> 00:01:19,224 you're just a conjugal visit 52 00:01:19,224 --> 00:01:20,513 oh but that's not even 53 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,855 your real husband now is it? 54 00:01:22,855 --> 00:01:23,601 hey partner 55 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:25,146 you best put a muzzle on your missus 56 00:01:25,146 --> 00:01:26,672 'fore I teach her how we handle 57 00:01:26,672 --> 00:01:28,513 disrespect down in Texas 58 00:01:28,513 --> 00:01:29,680 do you quarrel sir? 59 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,968 ho, shall I draw my long sword 60 00:01:30,968 --> 00:01:32,145 or will you duck your 61 00:01:32,145 --> 00:01:34,019 chicken shit ass back into your Ford 62 00:01:34,019 --> 00:01:35,440 how could you beat my man 63 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,783 in some mano a mano? 64 00:01:36,783 --> 00:01:38,316 you can't protect your best friend 65 00:01:38,316 --> 00:01:39,716 from some John Leguizamo 66 00:01:39,716 --> 00:01:40,749 no no my Romeo 67 00:01:40,749 --> 00:01:41,628 will beat your beau 68 00:01:41,628 --> 00:01:43,009 in contest blow for blow 69 00:01:43,009 --> 00:01:44,155 he will do upon thine dick 70 00:01:44,155 --> 00:01:45,680 what you hath done upon your toe 71 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,357 oh, I am killed 72 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,576 what irony is this? 73 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,007 the lead role shot down 74 00:01:50,007 --> 00:01:51,632 by a failed actress 75 00:01:51,632 --> 00:01:53,117 then I shall kill myself 76 00:01:53,117 --> 00:01:54,507 on my stomach I shall lie 77 00:01:54,507 --> 00:01:55,930 so you louts can lick my ass 78 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:57,967 thus with a dis I die 79 00:01:57,967 --> 00:01:59,061 oops nevermind 80 00:01:59,061 --> 00:02:00,494 my flesh was merely grazed 81 00:02:00,494 --> 00:02:01,527 where's Romeo? 82 00:02:01,527 --> 00:02:02,048 oh Nomeo! 83 00:02:02,048 --> 00:02:03,347 there's poison on your face 84 00:02:03,347 --> 00:02:04,341 oh happy dagger 85 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:04,902 pierce me true 86 00:02:04,902 --> 00:02:06,099 persuade my breath to stop 87 00:02:06,099 --> 00:02:07,715 sheath yourself inside my heart 88 00:02:07,715 --> 00:02:09,404 and like the beat I drop 89 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:12,312 well that was tragic 90 00:02:12,312 --> 00:02:13,444 that did not go as expected 91 00:02:13,444 --> 00:02:14,971 woulda done that boy some good 92 00:02:14,971 --> 00:02:16,391 to just wait a couple seconds 93 00:02:16,391 --> 00:02:17,579 it's kinda sad though really 94 00:02:17,579 --> 00:02:19,399 so young to have just died 95 00:02:19,399 --> 00:02:20,861 well at least we got each other 96 00:02:20,861 --> 00:02:22,019 just Bonnie 97 00:02:22,019 --> 00:02:22,672 and 98 00:02:22,672 --> 00:02:31,961 Who won? 99 00:02:31,961 --> 00:02:33,998 Who's next? 100 00:02:33,998 --> 00:02:36,167 You decide