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I HATE SHAKESPEARE
AND GOSLING

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AND CAKES WITH
WHITE FROSTING

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TWO NAMES IN 
A HEART-SHAPED TATTOO

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I THINK CUPID IS STUPID
AND VIOLETS ARE PURPLE NOT BLUE

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I HATE CATCHING BOUQUETS
THE HONEYMOON PHASE

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AND LETTERMAN JACKETS
DON'T FIT

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YOUR EYES CAN'T HOLD STARS

8
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AND YOU'D DIE
IF YOUR HEART REALLY SKIPPED

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I HATE LOVE SONGS
(I HATE LOVE SONGS)

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YEAH, I REALLY DO
(I REALLY DO)

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AND I HATE LOVE SONGS
(I HATE LOVE SONGS)

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BUT I LOVE YOU

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I HATE PINK HEARTS WITH GLITTER

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AND VALENTINE'S DINNER
AND ROSES JUST DIE IN A WEEK

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WE WERE DRUNK WHEN WE MET
SO WE DON'T KNOW OUR ANNIVERSARY

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OPS!

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OH, AND I'M FAR TOO VAIN
TO KISS IN THE RAIN

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THE CLOUDS, THEY AREN'T
NUMBERED TO NINE NOW

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AND YOU MAKE ME
FEEL SOMETHING

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BUT IT SURE AS HELL
AIN'T BUTTERFLIES

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I HATE LOVE SONGS
(I HATE LOVE SONGS)

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YEAH, I REALLY DO 
(I REALLY DO)

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AND I HATE LOVE SONGS 
(I HATE LOVE SONGS)

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BUT I LOVE YOU, YEAH

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I REALLY DO

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IT'S "I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU"
BUT I DON'T HAVE TO SING IT

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"FOR WORSE OR FOR BETTER"
DON'T RHYME

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THEY SAY I GOT THE RIGHT ONE
SO NOW I SHOULD WRITE ONE

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BUT I'D RATHER JUST
SHOW YOU TONIGHT

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'CAUSE I HATE LOVE SONGS
(I HATE LOVE SONGS)

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YEAH, I REALLY DO
(I REALLY DO)

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I HATE LOVE SONGS
(I HATE LOVE SONGS)

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BUT I LOVE YOU, YEAH

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I HATE LOVE SONGS
(I HATE LOVE SONGS)

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THE OLD AND THE NEW
(THE OLD AND THE NEW)

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I HATE LOVE SONGS

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BUT I LOVE YOU