I HATE SHAKESPEARE AND GOSLING
AND CAKES WITH WHITE FROSTING
TWO NAMES IN A HEART-SHAPED TATTOO
I THINK CUPID IS STUPID AND VIOLETS ARE PURPLE NOT BLUE
I HATE CATCHING BOUQUETS THE HONEYMOON PHASE
AND LETTERMAN JACKETS DON'T FIT
YOUR EYES CAN'T HOLD STARS
AND YOU'D DIE IF YOUR HEART REALLY SKIPPED
I HATE LOVE SONGS (I HATE LOVE SONGS)
YEAH, I REALLY DO (I REALLY DO)
AND I HATE LOVE SONGS (I HATE LOVE SONGS)
BUT I LOVE YOU
I HATE PINK HEARTS WITH GLITTER
AND VALENTINE'S DINNER AND ROSES JUST DIE IN A WEEK
WE WERE DRUNK WHEN WE MET SO WE DON'T KNOW OUR ANNIVERSARY
OPS!
OH, AND I'M FAR TOO VAIN TO KISS IN THE RAIN
THE CLOUDS, THEY AREN'T NUMBERED TO NINE NOW
AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL SOMETHING
BUT IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T BUTTERFLIES
I HATE LOVE SONGS (I HATE LOVE SONGS)
YEAH, I REALLY DO (I REALLY DO)
AND I HATE LOVE SONGS (I HATE LOVE SONGS)
BUT I LOVE YOU, YEAH
I REALLY DO
IT'S "I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" BUT I DON'T HAVE TO SING IT
"FOR WORSE OR FOR BETTER" DON'T RHYME
THEY SAY I GOT THE RIGHT ONE SO NOW I SHOULD WRITE ONE
BUT I'D RATHER JUST SHOW YOU TONIGHT
'CAUSE I HATE LOVE SONGS (I HATE LOVE SONGS)
YEAH, I REALLY DO (I REALLY DO)
I HATE LOVE SONGS (I HATE LOVE SONGS)
BUT I LOVE YOU, YEAH
I HATE LOVE SONGS (I HATE LOVE SONGS)
THE OLD AND THE NEW (THE OLD AND THE NEW)
I HATE LOVE SONGS
BUT I LOVE YOU