WEBVTT 00:00:00.130 --> 00:00:01.940 Going to be your guide to North Shore. 00:00:01.940 --> 00:00:06.200 Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:10.740 You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. 00:00:10.740 --> 00:00:15.492 jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, Varsity jocks, 00:00:15.492 --> 00:00:20.774 unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, 00:00:20.774 --> 00:00:25.633 girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, 00:00:25.633 --> 00:00:29.329 burnouts, sexually active band geeks, 00:00:29.329 --> 00:00:34.329 the greatest people you'll ever meet, and the worst. 00:00:34.329 --> 00:00:36.560 Beware of the plastics. 00:00:40.050 --> 00:00:42.640 >> Hey, we're doing a lunchtime survey of new students. 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:44.330 Can you answer a few questions? 00:00:44.330 --> 00:00:45.320 >> Okay. 00:00:45.320 --> 00:00:46.280 >> Is your muffin buttered? 00:00:47.780 --> 00:00:48.280 >> What? 00:00:50.180 --> 00:00:53.670 >> Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? 00:00:53.670 --> 00:00:54.430 >> My what? 00:00:54.430 --> 00:00:55.870 >> Is he bothering you? 00:00:55.870 --> 00:00:58.040 Jason, why are you such a skeez? 00:00:58.040 --> 00:00:59.000 >> I'm just being friendly. 00:01:00.100 --> 00:01:01.780 >> You were supposed to call me last night. 00:01:01.780 --> 00:01:05.220 >> Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and 00:01:05.220 --> 00:01:08.740 then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later. 00:01:08.740 --> 00:01:10.460 She's not interested. 00:01:10.460 --> 00:01:11.450 Do you want to have sex with him? 00:01:12.690 --> 00:01:13.190 >> No, thank you. 00:01:14.260 --> 00:01:15.650 >> Good, so it's settled. 00:01:15.650 --> 00:01:17.367 So you can go shave your back now. 00:01:17.367 --> 00:01:18.996 Bye, Jason. 00:01:18.996 --> 00:01:21.133 >> ****. 00:01:21.133 --> 00:01:25.840 >> Wait, sit down. 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:26.870 Seriously, sit down. 00:01:31.010 --> 00:01:31.620 Why don't I know you? 00:01:31.620 --> 00:01:34.370 >> I'm new, I just moved here from Africa. 00:01:35.450 --> 00:01:36.630 >> What? 00:01:36.630 --> 00:01:37.910 >> I use to be home-schooled. 00:01:37.910 --> 00:01:39.299 >> Wait, what? 00:01:39.299 --> 00:01:40.445 >> My mom taught me at home. 00:01:40.445 --> 00:01:43.012 >> No, no, I know what home school is, I'm not retarded. 00:01:43.012 --> 00:01:46.573 So you've actually never been to a real school before? 00:01:46.573 --> 00:01:50.120 Shut up. 00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:52.480 Shut up. >> I didn't say anything. 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:55.880 >> Home-schooled, that's really interesting. 00:01:55.880 --> 00:01:56.510 >> Thanks. 00:01:56.510 --> 00:01:58.350 >> But you're like really pretty. 00:01:58.350 --> 00:01:59.300 >> Thank you. 00:01:59.300 --> 00:02:00.670 >> So you agree? 00:02:00.670 --> 00:02:01.280 >> What? 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:03.140 >> You think you're really pretty? 00:02:03.140 --> 00:02:04.430 >> I don't know. 00:02:04.430 --> 00:02:06.040 >> My God, I love your bracelet. 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:07.170 Where did you get it? 00:02:07.170 --> 00:02:08.919 >> My mom made it for me. 00:02:08.919 --> 00:02:10.220 >> It's adorable. 00:02:10.220 --> 00:02:11.820 >> So fetch. 00:02:11.820 --> 00:02:12.634 >> What is fetch? 00:02:12.634 --> 00:02:14.842 >> It's like slang from England. 00:02:14.842 --> 00:02:18.320 >> So if you're from Africa, why are you white? 00:02:19.420 --> 00:02:22.080 >> My God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:25.322 >> Could you give us some privacy for like one second? 00:02:25.322 --> 00:02:26.491 >> Yeah, sure. 00:02:26.491 --> 00:02:34.070 [MUSIC] 00:02:34.070 --> 00:02:36.086 >> Okay, you should just know that we don't do this a lot, so 00:02:36.086 --> 00:02:38.010 this is like a really huge deal. 00:02:38.010 --> 00:02:40.750 >> We want to invite you to have lunch with us, every day for 00:02:40.750 --> 00:02:42.770 the rest of the week. 00:02:42.770 --> 00:02:44.730 >> It's okay. >> Coolness, so we'll see you tomorrow. 00:02:45.760 --> 00:02:46.920 >> On Wednesdays, we wear pink. 00:02:48.770 --> 00:02:50.520 >> My God. Okay, you have to do it, okay? 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:53.360 And then you have to tell me all of the horrible things that Regina says. 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:55.510 >> Regina seems sweet. 00:02:55.510 --> 00:02:57.050 >> Regina George is not sweet. 00:02:57.050 --> 00:02:58.800 She's a scum-sucking road ****. 00:02:58.800 --> 00:02:59.555 She ruined my life. 00:02:59.555 --> 00:03:01.900 >> She's fabulous, but she's evil. 00:03:01.900 --> 00:03:02.840 >> Hey, get out of here. 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:04.090 >> My God. Danny DeVito, I love your work. 00:03:04.090 --> 00:03:06.520 >> Why do you hate her? 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:08.010 >> What do you mean? 00:03:08.010 --> 00:03:10.180 >> Regina, you seem to really hate her. 00:03:10.180 --> 00:03:11.860 >> Yes, what's your question? 00:03:11.860 --> 00:03:13.310 >> Well, my question is, why? 00:03:13.310 --> 00:03:15.070 >> Regina started this rumor that Janice- >> Damian. 00:03:16.180 --> 00:03:16.780 Shall we not? 00:03:16.780 --> 00:03:19.980 No look, this isn't about hating her, okay, I just think that it 00:03:19.980 --> 00:03:22.553 would be like a fun little experiment if you were to hang out with them and 00:03:22.553 --> 00:03:24.170 then tell us everything that they say. 00:03:24.170 --> 00:03:25.430 >> What do we even talk about? 00:03:25.430 --> 00:03:26.390 >> Hair products. 00:03:26.390 --> 00:03:27.510 >> Ashton Kutcher. 00:03:27.510 --> 00:03:28.400 >> Is that a band? 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:29.690 >> Okay, just do it, please. 00:03:31.580 --> 00:03:34.100 >> Okay fine, do you have anything pink? 00:03:34.100 --> 00:03:34.750 >> No. >> Yes.