1 00:00:00,130 --> 00:00:01,940 Going to be your guide to North Shore. 2 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:06,200 Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:10,740 You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. 4 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:15,492 jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, Varsity jocks, 5 00:00:15,492 --> 00:00:20,774 unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, 6 00:00:20,774 --> 00:00:25,633 girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, 7 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:29,329 burnouts, sexually active band geeks, 8 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:34,329 the greatest people you'll ever meet, and the worst. 9 00:00:34,329 --> 00:00:36,560 Beware of the plastics. 10 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:42,640 >> Hey, we're doing a lunchtime survey of new students. 11 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,330 Can you answer a few questions? 12 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,320 >> Okay. 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,280 >> Is your muffin buttered? 14 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:48,280 >> What? 15 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:53,670 >> Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? 16 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:54,430 >> My what? 17 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,870 >> Is he bothering you? 18 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:58,040 Jason, why are you such a skeez? 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,000 >> I'm just being friendly. 20 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,780 >> You were supposed to call me last night. 21 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:05,220 >> Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and 22 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:08,740 then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later. 23 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:10,460 She's not interested. 24 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:11,450 Do you want to have sex with him? 25 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:13,190 >> No, thank you. 26 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,650 >> Good, so it's settled. 27 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:17,367 So you can go shave your back now. 28 00:01:17,367 --> 00:01:18,996 Bye, Jason. 29 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,133 >> ****. 30 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:25,840 >> Wait, sit down. 31 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,870 Seriously, sit down. 32 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:31,620 Why don't I know you? 33 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,370 >> I'm new, I just moved here from Africa. 34 00:01:35,450 --> 00:01:36,630 >> What? 35 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,910 >> I use to be home-schooled. 36 00:01:37,910 --> 00:01:39,299 >> Wait, what? 37 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,445 >> My mom taught me at home. 38 00:01:40,445 --> 00:01:43,012 >> No, no, I know what home school is, I'm not retarded. 39 00:01:43,012 --> 00:01:46,573 So you've actually never been to a real school before? 40 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:50,120 Shut up. 41 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,480 Shut up. >> I didn't say anything. 42 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,880 >> Home-schooled, that's really interesting. 43 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,510 >> Thanks. 44 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:58,350 >> But you're like really pretty. 45 00:01:58,350 --> 00:01:59,300 >> Thank you. 46 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:00,670 >> So you agree? 47 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:01,280 >> What? 48 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,140 >> You think you're really pretty? 49 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:04,430 >> I don't know. 50 00:02:04,430 --> 00:02:06,040 >> My God, I love your bracelet. 51 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,170 Where did you get it? 52 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,919 >> My mom made it for me. 53 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,220 >> It's adorable. 54 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:11,820 >> So fetch. 55 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:12,634 >> What is fetch? 56 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:14,842 >> It's like slang from England. 57 00:02:14,842 --> 00:02:18,320 >> So if you're from Africa, why are you white? 58 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:22,080 >> My God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. 59 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,322 >> Could you give us some privacy for like one second? 60 00:02:25,322 --> 00:02:26,491 >> Yeah, sure. 61 00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:34,070 [MUSIC] 62 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,086 >> Okay, you should just know that we don't do this a lot, so 63 00:02:36,086 --> 00:02:38,010 this is like a really huge deal. 64 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:40,750 >> We want to invite you to have lunch with us, every day for 65 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:42,770 the rest of the week. 66 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:44,730 >> It's okay. >> Coolness, so we'll see you tomorrow. 67 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,920 >> On Wednesdays, we wear pink. 68 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:50,520 >> My God. Okay, you have to do it, okay? 69 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,360 And then you have to tell me all of the horrible things that Regina says. 70 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,510 >> Regina seems sweet. 71 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,050 >> Regina George is not sweet. 72 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:58,800 She's a scum-sucking road ****. 73 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,555 She ruined my life. 74 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,900 >> She's fabulous, but she's evil. 75 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,840 >> Hey, get out of here. 76 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,090 >> My God. Danny DeVito, I love your work. 77 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:06,520 >> Why do you hate her? 78 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,010 >> What do you mean? 79 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:10,180 >> Regina, you seem to really hate her. 80 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:11,860 >> Yes, what's your question? 81 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:13,310 >> Well, my question is, why? 82 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:15,070 >> Regina started this rumor that Janice- >> Damian. 83 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:16,780 Shall we not? 84 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,980 No look, this isn't about hating her, okay, I just think that it 85 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:22,553 would be like a fun little experiment if you were to hang out with them and 86 00:03:22,553 --> 00:03:24,170 then tell us everything that they say. 87 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,430 >> What do we even talk about? 88 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,390 >> Hair products. 89 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:27,510 >> Ashton Kutcher. 90 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:28,400 >> Is that a band? 91 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,690 >> Okay, just do it, please. 92 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:34,100 >> Okay fine, do you have anything pink? 93 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:34,750 >> No. >> Yes.