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Going to be your guide to North Shore.

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Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is[br]crucial because you got everybody there.

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You got your freshmen,[br]ROTC guys, preps, J.V.

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jocks, Asian nerds,[br]cool Asians, Varsity jocks,

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unfriendly black hotties,[br]girls who eat their feelings,

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girls who don't eat anything,[br]desperate wannabes,

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burnouts, sexually active band geeks,

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the greatest people you'll ever meet,[br]and the worst.

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Beware of the plastics.

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>> Hey, we're doing a lunchtime[br]survey of new students.

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Can you answer a few questions?

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>> Okay.

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>> Is your muffin buttered?

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>> What?

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>> Would you like us to assign[br]someone to butter your muffin?

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>> My what?

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>> Is he bothering you?

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Jason, why are you such a skeez?

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>> I'm just being friendly.

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>> You were supposed[br]to call me last night.

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>> Jason, you do not come to a party[br]at my house with Gretchen and

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then scam on some poor, innocent girl[br]right in front of us three days later.

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She's not interested.

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Do you want to have sex with him?

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>> No, thank you.

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>> Good, so it's settled.

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So you can go shave your back now.

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Bye, Jason.

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>> ****.

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>> Wait, sit down.

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Seriously, sit down.

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Why don't I know you?

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>> I'm new, I just moved here from Africa.

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>> What?

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>> I use to be home-schooled.

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>> Wait, what?

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>> My mom taught me at home.

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>> No, no, I know what home school is,[br]I'm not retarded.

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So you've actually never been[br]to a real school before?

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Shut up.

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Shut up.[br]>> I didn't say anything.

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>> Home-schooled,[br]that's really interesting.

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>> Thanks.

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>> But you're like really pretty.

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>> Thank you.

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>> So you agree?

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>> What?

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>> You think you're really pretty?

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>> I don't know.

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>> My God, I love your bracelet.

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Where did you get it?

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>> My mom made it for me.

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>> It's adorable.

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>> So fetch.

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>> What is fetch?

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>> It's like slang from England.

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>> So if you're from Africa,[br]why are you white?

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>> My God, Karen, you can't just[br]ask people why they're white.

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>> Could you give us some privacy for[br]like one second?

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>> Yeah, sure.

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[MUSIC]

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>> Okay, you should just know[br]that we don't do this a lot, so

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this is like a really huge deal.

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>> We want to invite you to have[br]lunch with us, every day for

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the rest of the week.

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>> It's okay.[br]>> Coolness, so we'll see you tomorrow.

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>> On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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>> My God.[br]Okay, you have to do it, okay?

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And then you have to tell me all of[br]the horrible things that Regina says.

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>> Regina seems sweet.

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>> Regina George is not sweet.

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She's a scum-sucking road ****.

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She ruined my life.

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>> She's fabulous, but she's evil.

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>> Hey, get out of here.

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>> My God.[br]Danny DeVito, I love your work.

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>> Why do you hate her?

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>> What do you mean?

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>> Regina, you seem to really hate her.

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>> Yes, what's your question?

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>> Well, my question is, why?

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>> Regina started this rumor that Janice-[br]>> Damian.

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Shall we not?

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No look, this isn't about hating her,[br]okay, I just think that it

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would be like a fun little experiment[br]if you were to hang out with them and

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then tell us everything that they say.

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>> What do we even talk about?

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>> Hair products.

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>> Ashton Kutcher.

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>> Is that a band?

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>> Okay, just do it, please.

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>> Okay fine, do you have anything pink?

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>> No.[br]>> Yes.