My Führer, we have got some very, very bad news.
We don't know where we are, this map is useless and what is worse - we haven't got any other device that could find our location.
But I gave you my Galaxy Note and I begged you to install correctly a cracked Google Maps just in case.
My Führer... But... Um...
We destroyed your phone because we hate Android phones... Just... Google Maps sucks, Apple and its maps rules.
Anyone here that didn't destroy my phone, leave the room.
How dare you talk to me like that?! I lost my lovely Samsung! Now you are screwed!
That was our last hope to find Rossmann! How could you destroy my Samsung? This is unbelievable!
And what's the most surprising news - you prefer Apple iPhone 5! This $hit?
This is the defeat of the century! Small screen, lots of bugs...
...problems with broken lock button, camera has got an "Purple Halo" issue...
My Führer, but iPhone 5 has an additional row of icons.
Shut up! And this maps! How can we find Rossmann with this horrible iOS maps, huh?!
My Führer, please give us a chance!
NO! Without Google Maps we can't do ANYTHING!
Please tell me, how do we deal with this bugged map?!
We won't be able to find this damn shop! NEVER!
And what also drives me crazy in Apple is this nonsensical battle with Samsung!
Apple just want to patent a rectangle with rounded corners. And what else? Black color of the phone?
I don't think so that even the most stupid person can mistake iPhone with one of the Galaxy phone, goddammit!
Oh My God, I'm so angry that I don't know what else I can say!
I need my hair conditioner immediately! This is the most important thing for me! As same as new phone!
I'm disappointed! Very, very disappointed!
You used to be my best friends and now? I don't wanna see you anymore! There will be blood, I promise.
Don't worry. We will try to fix it.
I can't handle this... That was a gift to me from me!
I know what I will do... I will buy those things...
...from your pay.
And I don't wanna hear any opposition from you, morons.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
Now get out of my sight!