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My Führer, we have got some very, very bad news.

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We don't know where we are, this map is useless and what is worse - we haven't got any other device that could find our location.

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But I gave you my Galaxy Note and I begged you to install correctly a cracked Google Maps just in case.

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My Führer... But... Um...

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We destroyed your phone because we hate Android phones... Just... Google Maps sucks, Apple and its maps rules.

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Anyone here that didn't destroy my phone, leave the room.

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How dare you talk to me like that?! I lost my lovely Samsung! Now you are screwed!

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That was our last hope to find Rossmann! How could you destroy my Samsung? This is unbelievable!

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And what's the most surprising news - you prefer Apple iPhone 5! This $hit?

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This is the defeat of the century! Small screen, lots of bugs...

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...problems with broken lock button, camera has got an "Purple Halo" issue...

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My Führer, but iPhone 5 has an additional row of icons.

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Shut up! And this maps! How can we find Rossmann with this horrible iOS maps, huh?!

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My Führer, please give us a chance!

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NO! Without Google Maps we can't do ANYTHING!

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Please tell me, how do we deal with this bugged map?!

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We won't be able to find this damn shop! NEVER!

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And what also drives me crazy in Apple is this nonsensical battle with Samsung!

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Apple just want to patent a rectangle with rounded corners. And what else? Black color of the phone?

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I don't think so that even the most stupid person can mistake iPhone with one of the Galaxy phone, goddammit!

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Oh My God, I'm so angry that I don't know what else I can say!

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I need my hair conditioner immediately! This is the most important thing for me! As same as new phone!

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I'm disappointed! Very, very disappointed!

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You used to be my best friends and now? I don't wanna see you anymore! There will be blood, I promise.

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Don't worry. We will try to fix it.

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I can't handle this... That was a gift to me from me!

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I know what I will do... I will buy those things...

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...from your pay.

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And I don't wanna hear any opposition from you, morons.

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An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

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Now get out of my sight!