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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.41,0:00:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.70,0:00:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, huh! Good evening gentlemen!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.71,0:00:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, No, No! That's no problem.\NCome in please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.68,0:00:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although, shhh, although, perhaps we could\Njust keep that delightful singing down a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.81,0:00:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhh, dear! Obviously, plenty of\Nrefreshment at the football game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.30,0:00:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, come in! Do...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.66,0:00:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, no! That table is reserved which is\Nalso a table for two people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.86,0:00:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, perhaps, perhaps this table might be\Nmore suitable for... nine!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.01,0:00:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.31,0:00:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you'd like to step this way gentlemen, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.76,0:00:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhh, dear! Here let me help you up, Sir!\NAh, no, no, it is a tricky bit of floor that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.08,0:00:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhhh, deceptively flat and unimpeded.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.71,0:00:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you'd like to take a seat.\NAh, yes, perhaps on the chair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.04,0:01:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we are, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.20,0:01:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would anybody ...Quiet, Shhh, Quiet\NQuiet, gentlemen, please quiet!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.78,0:01:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would anybody like to drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.78,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,9 pints of lager!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.25,0:01:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,18 pints of lager.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.84,0:01:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,18 pints of lager!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you just like to take a menu.\NLet's just pass those round.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.22,0:01:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There and one for you, Sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.82,0:01:34.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear, there we go, straight on\Nto the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.41,0:01:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me pick it up for you.\NHuh, and again!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.41,0:01:42.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you what. Try and grip it sir.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.44,0:01:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Either side, between the thumb and\Nthe forefingers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.65,0:01:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you grip, it won't always\Nfall on the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.62,0:01:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you what, why don't we just put\Nit on the table.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.21,0:01:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, let me rest it against your friend's head.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.88,0:01:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we are!\NThere, that should be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.50,0:02:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, now what would anybody like to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.61,0:02:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm, oh, ahhh! It is a lamb dish, sir.\NAh yes! Marinated lamb in coconut with a
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.47,0:02:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cream sauce. Very nice!\NUmmmm no, not [slang - beeped out] hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.83,0:02:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughs continuously]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.83,0:02:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh, no. It is aaahhhhh,\Nhow can I put it.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.47,0:02:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a ummm...\NIt is a medium spiced dish.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.51,0:02:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh, ohhh, in that case, no in that case\Nyou want the Bombay Duck, hmmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.51,0:02:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no! Duck! No, no, Duck, the Duck\Nwith a Duh...oh it was your little joke, haha!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.01,0:02:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.19,0:02:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done, well done everybody on that one\NThat was very good...Ummm, no..
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.07,0:02:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it is the Sheekh kabab [Indian meat dish]\NThat is like two little turds...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.40,0:03:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughs hysterically in unison]\NUmmm, the Shami kabab is the sort of a
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.78,0:03:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mince and onion rissole,\Na bit like cow dung. Sir, yes...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.78,0:03:07.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience continues to laugh]\Nbut in smaller portions , OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.94,0:03:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh, Rajiv! Thank you!\NIf you'd like to put the drinks down.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.14,0:03:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, can we move your friend here.\NWe'll perhaps if we just roll him
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.51,0:03:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good idea.\NPerhaps we just roll him out of his cutlery
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.57,0:03:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and into the mango chutney.\NDon't worry, he will be fine there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.95,0:03:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Rajiv!\N[Waiter imitating a quick Indian accent]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.04,0:03:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughs out loud in unison again]\NNow, would anybody like any raitha?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.05,0:03:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a kind of a yogurt dip sort of\Nonion cucum.. Yes, look I think we better
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.14,0:03:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wake up your friend here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.26,0:03:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well no, he's not just having a little nap.\NHe is having a little nap, face down
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.72,0:03:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a pitcher of beer.\N[Audience laughs out loud in unison]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.15,0:03:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is going to drown.\NAh haha, well but ohhhhhh, dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.69,0:03:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, No, don't worry Sir!\NMuch better out than in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.69,0:03:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughs out loud in unison]\NDon't you worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.64,0:03:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you worry about a thing.\NAhhh just leaves all the more room for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.90,0:04:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your chicken curry.\NThank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.90,0:04:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience keeps laughing]\NAhhh, do you know what your friend here
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.08,0:04:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,might like to eat?\NHellooooo! What would you like to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.09,0:04:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A hot dog!\NOkay, I will see what I can do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.99,0:04:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let me just drawback on this piece.\NWe want a cucumber raitha, an onion raitha
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.26,0:04:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a paperback raitha,\N[Audience laughs out loud in unison]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.74,0:04:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I am presuming that's a joke.\N[Audience keeps laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.87,0:04:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhhhh, four meat curry, one Bombay Duck,\Nfour rice, four Shami Kabab, and a hot dog
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.78,0:04:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And anything else for starters?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.44,0:04:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just some poppadoms and salad and\Nyogurt and shit [emphasized]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.18,0:04:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughs out loud in unison]\NOkay, I will see what I can do!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.18,0:05:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although I am not sure you will be needing that\Nlast item as you all seem quite full enough
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.63,0:05:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of shit already.\NRajiv, Rajiv! Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.37,0:05:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[The waiter leaves the stage\NAudience clapping in admiration]