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[Rap beat.] Cool, and smooth.

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Cool, and smooth.

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[Instrumental.]

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If your neck is itchy,
then you need to shave, son.

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Better use your Quattro.

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It will get the job done.

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Schick Quattro!

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Get the perfect shave.

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Don't use a shaver
that'll cut off your face.

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Get the Quattro.

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The finest blade.

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It won't leave you with stubble
all over the place.

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So, what about me?
I got a beard.

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Not to worry my friend.

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Schick Quattro here.

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It's got a trimmer
on the other end.

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Wow! Now,
that's convenient.

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Get the Quattro!

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It gives you the confidence



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to do what you want,
when you want.

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Don't settle for less.

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Clean, and smooth.

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Clean and smooth.

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We're talkin' 'bout the

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clean, and smooth.

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It's Titanium!

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Now, whatcha goin' do?

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Titanium!

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[Voices droning.]

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[Bell rings.]

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Lunch break!

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[Instrumental to Fergalicious.]

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Wendy's!

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Taco Bell.

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Pizza Hut.

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McDonald's.

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Mickey D's.

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Mickey D's!

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Domino's!

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Jamba Juice.

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Starbucks.

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Burger King.

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McDonald's.

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Filet-O-Fish.

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Mickey D's (uh huh.)

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McDonald's.

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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Mickey D's.

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Mickey D's!

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[Bell rings.]

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Back to work.

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[Acoustic guitar.]

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[Country accent.]
What's your name?

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Baby, what's your number?

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'Cause girl, you got me,

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you got a brother wonderin'.

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If you want a

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homie and a lover,

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I can be your
friend 'til the end.

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Now girl what's up?

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I'm goin' crazy.

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Girl, what's up?

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'Cause I wanna know
if I can love ya.

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Oooh, girl, what's up?

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Yeah, would you be my lady?

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Yeah, yeah,
girl what's up?

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I wanna know
who you are,

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and make you a star.

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Girl, I'm givin' you
everything

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'cause my love is yours.

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What's your name
and number?

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Come on, 
give 'em to me.

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Pomfish came to me,

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to ask me how
do you want to

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open a pomegranate?

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And I said to them,

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"No, I will sing to that,

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as if my mama was 
singing to me."

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We go making
the music video,

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and it went to
the top of the charts.

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[Voices sing: Ooooh]

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[Greek accent]
Pomegranate,

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how do I open you?

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I want to taste the juice

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from suckling the fruit.

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Pomegranate,

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I don't take you for granted.

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When I am saying

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that I score the red peel,

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it's a very emotional
line for me, you know.

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I am feeling

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the pain of the pomegranate.

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I will take my knife,

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and I will score through
your red peel.

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[Unintelligible.]

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I will take you underwater,

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and pull you apart.

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It's such an accomplishment

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in my life, to
do something

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for such a wonderful fruit.

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I will grab a handful,
and put it to my mouth.

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The flavor will explode.

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And then, I will know

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that I have conquered

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the opening of the pomegranate.

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[Upbeat rap instrumental.]

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Yeah.

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S

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X

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X


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W

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Projecting live

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from Austin Texas,
to you.

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Yo what's up?

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My name is Kimo.

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You like go
south by southwest?

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We go!

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Get tiki stand.

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We get mac nut.

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Don't mess with us,

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or we kick you in the -

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[Musical chord]

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- face!

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'Cause this the place

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for showing Hawaii styling

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to the human race!

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We got Worldsound,

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ripping all new hits.

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[Anuhea sings.]

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So keep your act
south by southwest.

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Come check out Worldsound,
'cause our booth is the best.

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We got a hot new sound
from Hawaii.

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Yeah, Aloha!

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Aloha what?

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[Instrumental.]

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Eh -

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I dunno.

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Huh.

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You suck at rapping.

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[Instrumental.]

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["Man in the Mirror" intro.]
[Actual song plays.]

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Ooh-ooh.

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I'm gonna make a change

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for once in my life.

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[Finger snaps.]

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Uh!

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Gonna feel real good,

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gonna make a difference.

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Gonna make it right.

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Uh! Uh!

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As I turned up the collar on

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my favorite winter coat,

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this wind is blowing my mind.

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I see the kids in the street

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without enough to eat.

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Who am I to be blind,

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pretending not to see their need?

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A summer disregard,

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a broken bottle top,

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and a one man soul.

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They follow each other
on the wind, you know.

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'Cause they got nowhere to go.

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That's why I want you to know,

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I'm starting with
the man in the mirror.

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[Music stops.]

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Ugh.

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That's right...

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I don't have a reflection,

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because I'm a vampire.

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"Man in the Mirror?!"

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What was I thinking?!

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Should've done "Thriller."

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D-Choiiiiii.

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Yeah! David Choi!

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[?]

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Collaboration.

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Yeah! It's all good, baby!

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Uh! Huh-uh!

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Y'all know me.

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I'm Edward C.

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Makin' millions off of that


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"Twilight" movie.

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And I'll be makin' mo

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'cause now there's three

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soon there'll be fo.

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Sing along with me.

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Might bite me, but I won't bite back

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Suckin' that [?] blood is wack

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I don't wanna kill you, baby

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I don't wanna change you
to be like me.

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I ain't got no soul.

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I thought you should know.


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But I got that bling-bling

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I can buy you anything.

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I am over 100 years old

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but I have no ring tone

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I'm not a liar

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I just don't age,
'cause I'm a vampire.

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D-Choiiiiii

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'cause I'm a vampire

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Huh!

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[Instrumental.]

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So, show me and D-Choi some love.

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'Cause this is the best collab

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you ever dreamed of.

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Thumbs up. Thumbs up.

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Raise your cup.

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I said thumbs up.

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If you want, I'll suck your blood.

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Naw, I'm just kidding.

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Blood actually makes me sick.

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I'd much rather prefer
a glass of cold milk.

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And a cookie.

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Yeahhhh!

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Ha ha ha!

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Y'all know what this is.