[Rap beat.] Cool, and smooth.

Cool, and smooth.

[Instrumental.]

If your neck is itchy,
then you need to shave, son.

Better use your Quattro.

It will get the job done.

Schick Quattro!

Get the perfect shave.

Don't use a shaver
that'll cut off your face.

Get the Quattro.

The finest blade.

It won't leave you with stubble
all over the place.

So, what about me?
I got a beard.

Not to worry my friend.

Schick Quattro here.

It's got a trimmer
on the other end.

Wow! Now,
that's convenient.

Get the Quattro!

It gives you the confidence

to do what you want,
when you want.

Don't settle for less.

Clean, and smooth.

Clean and smooth.

We're talkin' 'bout the

clean, and smooth.

It's Titanium!

Now, whatcha goin' do?

Titanium!

[Voices droning.]

[Bell rings.]

Lunch break!

[Instrumental to Fergalicious.]

Wendy's!

Taco Bell.

Pizza Hut.

McDonald's.

Mickey D's.

Mickey D's!

Domino's!

Jamba Juice.

Starbucks.

Burger King.

McDonald's.

Filet-O-Fish.

Mickey D's (uh huh.)

McDonald's.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Mickey D's.

Mickey D's!

[Bell rings.]

Back to work.

[Acoustic guitar.]

[Country accent.]
What's your name?

Baby, what's your number?

'Cause girl, you got me,

you got a brother wonderin'.

If you want a

homie and a lover,

I can be your
friend 'til the end.

Now girl what's up?

I'm goin' crazy.

Girl, what's up?

'Cause I wanna know
if I can love ya.

Oooh, girl, what's up?

Yeah, would you be my lady?

Yeah, yeah,
girl what's up?

I wanna know
who you are,

and make you a star.

Girl, I'm givin' you
everything

'cause my love is yours.

What's your name
and number?

Come on, 
give 'em to me.

Pomfish came to me,

to ask me how
do you want to

open a pomegranate?

And I said to them,

"No, I will sing to that,

as if my mama was 
singing to me."

We go making
the music video,

and it went to
the top of the charts.

[Voices sing: Ooooh]

[Greek accent]
Pomegranate,

how do I open you?

I want to taste the juice

from suckling the fruit.

Pomegranate,

I don't take you for granted.

When I am saying

that I score the red peel,

it's a very emotional
line for me, you know.

I am feeling

the pain of the pomegranate.

I will take my knife,

and I will score through
your red peel.

[Unintelligible.]

I will take you underwater,

and pull you apart.

It's such an accomplishment

in my life, to
do something

for such a wonderful fruit.

I will grab a handful,
and put it to my mouth.

The flavor will explode.

And then, I will know

that I have conquered

the opening of the pomegranate.

[Upbeat rap instrumental.]

Yeah.

S

X

X

W

Projecting live

from Austin Texas,
to you.

Yo what's up?

My name is Kimo.

You like go
south by southwest?

We go!

Get tiki stand.

We get mac nut.

Don't mess with us,

or we kick you in the -

[Musical chord]

- face!

'Cause this the place

for showing Hawaii styling

to the human race!

We got Worldsound,

ripping all new hits.

[Anuhea sings.]

So keep your act
south by southwest.

Come check out Worldsound,
'cause our booth is the best.

We got a hot new sound
from Hawaii.

Yeah, Aloha!

Aloha what?

[Instrumental.]

Eh -

I dunno.

Huh.

You suck at rapping.

[Instrumental.]