[Rap beat.]
Clean and smooth.
Clean, and smooth.
[Instrumental.]
If your neck is itchy, then you need to shave, son.
Better use your Quattro.
It will get the job done.
Schick Quattro!
Get the perfect shave.
Don't use a shaver that'll cut up your face.
Get the Quattro.
The finest blade.
It won't leave you with stubble all over the place.
But, what about me? I got a beard.
Not to worry my friend.
Schick Quattro here.
It's got a trimmer on the other end.
Wow! Now, that's convenient.
Get the Quattro!
It gives you the confidence
to do what you want, when you want.
Don't settle for less.
Clean, and smooth.
Clean and smooth.
We're talkin' 'bout the
clean, and smooth.
It's Titanium!
Now, whatcha goin' do?
Titanium!
[Rap instrumental.]
[Voices droning.]
[Bell rings.]
Lunch break!
[Instrumental to Fergalicious.]
Wendy's!
Taco Bell.
Pizza Hut.
McDonald's.
[Instrumental.]
Mickey D's.
Mickey D's!
Domino's!
Jamba Juice.
Starbucks.
Burger King.
McDonald's.
Filet-O-Fish.
Mickey D's (uh huh.)
McDonald's.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Mickey D's.
Mickey D's!
[Bell rings.]
Back to work.
[Acoustic guitar.]
[Country accent.] What's your name?
Baby, what's your number?
[Strings.]
'Cause girl, you got me,
you got a brother wonderin'.
If you want a
homie and a lover,
I can be your friend 'til the end.
Now girl what's up?
I'm goin' crazy.
Girl, what's up?
'Cause I wanna know if I can love ya.
Oooh, girl, what's up?
Yeah, would you be my lady?
Yeah, yeah, girl what's up?
I wanna know who you are,
and make you a star.
Girl, I'm givin' you everything
'cause my love is yours.
What's your name and number?
Come on, give 'em to me.
Pom Fresh came to me,
they asked me, uh, how do you want to
open a pomegranate?
And I said to them,
"No, I will sing to that,
as if my mama was singing to me."
We go making the music video,
and it went to the top of the charts.
[Voices sing: Ooooh]
[Greek accent] Pomegranate,
how do I open you?
I want to taste the juice
from the succulent fruit.
Pomegranate,
I don't take you for granted.
I know you are full of life.
When I am saying
that I score the red peel,
it's a very emotional line for me, you know.
I am feeling
the pain of the pomegranate.
I will take my knife,
and I will score through your red peel.
These antioxidants, I'm beginning to feel.
I will take you under water,
and pull you apart.
It's such an accomplishment
in my life, to do something
for such a wonderful fruit.
I will grab a handful, and put it to my mouth.
Like this.
The flavor will explode.
And then, I will know
that I have conquered
the opening of the pomegranate.
[Upbeat rap instrumental.]
Yeah.
[Instrumental.]
S
X
S
W
[Instrumental.]
Projecting live
from Austin Texas, to you.
Yo what's up?
My name is Kimo.
You like go south by southwest?
We go!
We get tiki stand.
We get mac nut.
Don't mess with us,
or we kick you in the -
[Musical chord]
- face!
'Cause this the place
for showing Hawaii styling
to the human race!
We got Worldsound,
ripping all new hits.
[Anuhea sings.]
So if you're at south by southwest.
Come check out Worldsound, 'cause our booth is the best.
We got a hot new sound from Hawaii.
Yeah, Aloha!
Aloha what?
[Instrumental.]
Eh -
I dunno.
Huh.
You suck at rapping.
[Instrumental.]
["Man in the Mirror" intro.] [Actual song plays.]
Ooh-ooh.
[Finger snaps.]
Ahh-ooh.
I'm gonna make a change
for once in my life.
[Finger snaps.]
Uh!
Gonna feel real good,
gonna make a difference.
Gonna make it right.
[Finger snaps.]
Uh!
As I turned up the collar on
my favorite winter coat,
this wind is blowing my mind.
I see the kids in the street
with not enough to eat.
Who am I to be blind,
pretending not to see their need?
A summer's disregard,
a broken bottle top,
and one man's soul.
They follow each other on the wind, you know.
'Cause they got nowhere to go.
That's why I want you to know,
I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
[Music stops.]
Ugh.
That's right...
I don't have a reflection,
because I'm a vampire.
"Man in the Mirror?!"
What was I thinking?!
Should've done "Thriller."
[Song plays.]
D-Choiiiiii.
Yeah! David Choi!
[Instrumental.]
Edward Cullen
Collaboration.
Yeah! It's all good, baby!
Uh! Huh-uh!
Y'all know me.
I'm Edward C.
Makin' millions off of that
"Twilight" movie.
And I'll be makin' mo
'cause now there's three
soon there'll be fo.
Sing along with me.
Might bite me, but I won't bite back
Sucking humans for their blood is wack.
I don't wanna kill you, baby
I don't wanna change you to be like me.
I ain't got no soul.
I thought you should know.
But I got that bling-bling
I can buy you anything.
I am over 100 years old
but I have no wrinkle.
I'm not a liar
I just don't age, 'cause I'm a vampire.
D-Choiiiiii
'Cause I'm a vampire.
Huh!
[Instrumental.]
So, show me and D-Choi some love.
'Cause this is the best collab
you ever dreamed of.
Thumbs up. Thumbs up.
Raise your cup
and click thumbs up.
If you want, I'll suck your blood.
Naw, I'm just kidding.
Blood actually makes me sick.
I'd much rather prefer a glass of cold milk.
And a cookie.
Yeahhhh!
Ha ha ha!
[Instrumental.]
Y'all know what this is.
Because his name is...
Justin Bieber!
I'm givin' you the fever!
Another year older, and my voice got deeper.
I quitted singin'
'cause I started blingin'
thanks to Usher, I'm ching-chingin'
Now, I know all my fans like
what's it again?
[Women] "Justin, we love you. You're so cute."
I gotta do what I gotta do.
[?]
Watch your back, Eminem.
Better step up your game,
'cause I'm a new man.
Do ya know what I'm sayin'?
I may be a little kid,
but I ain't playin'.
Like Little Wayne and Nikki Minaj
we're recordin' this video in my garage.
'Cause I'm first name [?], Last name Addicted.
Don't you know I'm everything Young Money was missing?
Justin in diapers. [Phrase repeats.]
[Baby giggles.]
[Gospel vocals] [Female singer]
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wake up
to the sound of music
Mother Mary, Mother Mary
come to meeeeeeeee!
Speaking words of wisdom!
I want you to let it be!
Yeah, yeah, yeahhh!
Let it be!
Let it beeee
Let it beeee, yeah!
Let it beeee!
Ohhhhhh,
There will be an answer
Let it beeeeeeee!
Yeahhhhhh.
Leeeet it BE!
(Let it be)
Let it be!
(Let it be)
Let it beeeeee,
Oh! Let it be.
[Piano]
(Ooooh)
Whisper words of wisdom,
(Ooooooh)
Let it be.
(Ooooh)
[Drunk voice]
When life's got you down in the dumps,
you don't know what to do.
Just do what I do.
[Jaden Smith song plays]
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!
(Just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!
(Whip it real good.)
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth.
Hop up out the bed,
turn my swag on
Pay no attention to them haters,
because we whip 'em off,
and we ain't doin' nothin' wrong.
So don't tell me nothin'
I'm just gonna have fun.
So keep the party jumpin'
So what's up?
Yeahhhh!
And now they don't know what to do
we turn our back and whip our hair,
and just shake 'em off, shake 'em off.
So give that a try.
[Strings]
[Sings] The more you know.
Uhm! ...Uhm.