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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> We should all learn to love each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.00,0:00:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once I was in San Francisco, walking along the Golden Gate Bridge,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.82,0:00:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I saw this guy on the bridge about to jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.86,0:00:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I'd try to stall him, detain him, long enough for me to put the film in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.04,0:00:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Don't jump!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.14,0:00:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he turns.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.16,0:00:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard of the elephant man,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.10,0:00:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he had the head like the head of a horse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.50,0:00:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My heart went out to him,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.68,0:00:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "Why the long face? "
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.56,0:00:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "All my life,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.27,0:01:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people have called me cruel names like flicka, or trigger, silver,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.26,0:01:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chess piece." I says, "Well,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.32,0:01:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't worry about it, Ed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.04,0:01:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can't be that bad." He said, "Oh yeah? How would you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.52,0:01:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like to go through your whole life as a freak?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.41,0:01:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Well. " He said, "Well,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.34,0:01:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a bad example."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.54,0:01:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Come on,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.84,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not the only person in this world sad over their few problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be mule-headed. Stop horsing around,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.04,0:01:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get down from there, you silly mini."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.66,0:01:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Why go on? In a 100 years,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.29,0:01:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the planet will be uninhabitable.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.44,0:01:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 10 million years the sun will burn out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.64,0:02:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a 100 billion years all matter will disintegrate from the universe."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.81,0:02:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Perhaps,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.04,0:02:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in the meantime, in-between time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.49,0:02:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, you're forgetting about God."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.66,0:02:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "How do you know there's a God?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.32,0:02:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Of course there is a God.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.04,0:02:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think billions of years ago a bunch of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.98,0:02:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,molecules floating around at random without rhyme or
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.59,0:02:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reason could someday have had the sense of humor to make you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.70,0:02:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look like that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.27,0:02:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "I used to believe in God."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.76,0:02:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "That's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.08,0:02:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you a Christian or a Jew?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.02,0:02:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "A Christian."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.82,0:02:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.38,0:02:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Protestant or Catholic?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.45,0:02:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Protestant."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.88,0:03:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.02,0:03:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What franchise?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.50,0:03:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Baptist."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.14,0:03:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.64,0:03:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Northern Baptist or a Southern Baptist?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.10,0:03:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Northern Baptist."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.60,0:03:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.07,0:03:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.88,0:03:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Northern conservative Baptist."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.01,0:03:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.40,0:03:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Northern conservative fundamentalist Baptist to Northern Conservative Reformed Baptist?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.51,0:03:26.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He says, "Northern conservative fundamentalist Baptist."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.55,0:03:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.87,0:03:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,North conservative fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes region
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.44,0:03:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Northern conservative fundamentalist Baptist Eastern region?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.91,0:03:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Northern conservative fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes region."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.09,0:03:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.38,0:03:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Northern conservative fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes region Council of 1879,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.60,0:03:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Northern Conservative fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes region council of 1912?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.28,0:03:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "Northern Conservative Fundamentals part because
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.78,0:03:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great Lakes region council of 1912."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.66,0:03:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Die, you heretic!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.48,0:04:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I pushed him off.