[ Yelling ] A witch!

>> We have found a
witch. May we burn her?

[ Yelling ]

>> How do you know
she is a witch?

>> She looks like one.

[ Yelling ]

>> [Inaudible] forward.

>> I'm not a witch.

I'm not a witch.

>> But you are dressed as one.

>> They dressed me up like this.

[ Yelling ]

And this isn't my nose.

It's a false one.

[ Animal Sounds ]

>> Well, we did do the nose.

>> The nose?

>> And the hat.

>> But she's a witch.

[ Yelling ]

>> Did you dress
her up like this?

>> No.

[ Yelling ]

>> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes.

>> A bit [multiple speakers].

A bit. She has got a wart.

>> What makes you
think she is a witch?

>> Well, she turned
me into a newt.

>> A newt?

>> I got better.

Burn her! [ Yelling ]

>> Quiet. Quiet.

Quiet. There are ways of
telling whether she is a witch.

>> I don't know [multiple
speakers].

>> Tell me, what do
you do with witches?

Burn her! [ Yelling ]

And what do you burn
apart from witches?

>> More witches.

>> Shh.

>> Wood?

>> So why do witches burn?

[ Silence ]

>> Because they're made of... wood.

>> Good.

>> Oh yeah.

>> So, how do we tell
whether she is made of wood?

>> Build a bridge out of her.

>> Ah, but can you not also
make bridges out of stone?

>> Oh yeah.

>> Oh yeah, true.

>> But does wood sink in water?

>> No. No.

It floats.

It floats.

>> Throw her into the pond.

[ Yelling ]

>> What also floats in water?

>> Bread, apples.

>> Very small rocks.

>> Cider. Great gravy.

Cherries [multiple speakers].

Lead. Lead.

>> A duck.

>> Exactly.

So logically if she
weighs the same as a duck?

>> She's made of wood.

>> And therefore?

>> A witch.

>> A witch.

[ Yelling ]

>> We should use
my largest scales.

[ Yelling ]

>> All right.

Remove the supports.

[ Banging Noise ]

[ Yelling ]

>> It's a [inaudible].

[ Yelling ]