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You're traveling
through another dimension-

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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind,

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a journey into a wondrous land

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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.

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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.

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Okay, dump him.

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Nathan Edward bledsoe,
of the bowery bledsoes,

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a man once, a specter now,

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one of those myriad,
modern-day ghosts that haunt

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the reeking nights of this city

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in search of a flop, a handout,
a glass of forgetfulness.

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Nate doesn't know it,
but his search is about to end

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because those shiny new shoes
are going to carry him

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right into the capital
of the twilight zone.

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Hey, Nate.

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Yeah, what do you want?

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Nothin'.

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Just wondered
where you was going.

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You, uh,
make a little strike, Nate?

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Nah.

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So what's the hurry?

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I don't know.

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Don't try to kid me, Nate-
you're after a jug.

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Sam. What has come of you?

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I see the whole thing

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is clearly a case
of assault and battery.

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Oh, what are you talking about?

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I just asked him where he was...

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i will gladly testify for you
in a court case.

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Eh, forget it.

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He didn't mean nothing.

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Spoken like a true gentleman.

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There, you see? Aren't
you ashamed of yourself

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to think that a
man of such honor

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would refuse to
share his windfall

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with his old comrades.

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Nathan, Nathan,
Nathan, please,

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don't destroy the image
that i have created.

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It's quite obvious that
you're on to something.

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We couldn't mistake
your steadfast walk,

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your sense of well-being.

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And your new shoes.

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They're...

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a bit expensive, aren't they?

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I found 'em in a alley.

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Yes. It looks to me

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like, uh, british
workmanship,

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but aren't they just,
uh, a little bit snug?

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They do feel a little funny.

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Yes, well, i would be glad...

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ah, but they fit okay.

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Uh, Nathan,
when you found the footgear,

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did you also,
by the remotest chance, find...?

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Just the shoes.

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Now where are you headed, pal?

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Take your hand off me.

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Dane?
I'm glad you're back, honey.

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I keep losing.

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Well, what have you got...?

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Who are you?

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What do you want?

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Look, you better
get out of here.

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That's dane's bottle.

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Mm-hmm, that's why
i'm drinking it.

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You know, if he comes back
and finds you here,

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he'll kill you.

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Mister, don't you hear me?

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He'll kill you.

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Wilma...

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you'll never
make it downstairs.

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Fix me a drink.

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Bernie? Wilma.

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Is dane there?

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Oh, well look, if he comes
back, will you tell him that...

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would you tell him
that i need him right away?

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I'm at the apartment.

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Okay.

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All right, mister,
where's dane?

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Dane?

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I don't understand, lady.

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Oh, yes, you do.

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You've got his shoes,
and no one else

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wears shoes like dane's.

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Oh, the shoes.

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I found the shoes.

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You mean, you stole them.

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Yeah, that's right,
lady, i stole them.

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Where?

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I don't... i don't understand...

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at the club?

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The what?

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Well, what was he doing there?

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I don't know, lady, honest.

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Well, what do you know, mister?

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Nothing.

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I don't know
nothing, lady, i...

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you know, i ought
to kill you-

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busting in here
like you own the place.

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Lady, please, don't do that.

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Please don't do that,
please don't do that!

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Put on the shoes
and get out of here.

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Yeah.

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Yes, lady, i'll go.

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I thought i told you
to mix me a drink.

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Oh, look, mister...

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do i have to
break your arm?

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No.

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How about that drink?

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Well, what'll it be?

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What'll it be?

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What do i always have?

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I don't know what
you always have, mister,

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i really don't.

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Try tequila...

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...with a cube of sugar.

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Do you want to tell me
who you really are?

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You tell me.

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You know,
dane's coming back,

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and if you knew what
was good for you...

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oh, i, uh, know
what's good for me.

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You.

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Don't touch me.

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Don't touch me,
don't...

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now, who am i, baby?

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Dane.

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No, you're not.

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You're not, you're not!

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What have you done with him?

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And what have you done with him?

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What have you done with him?

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Now, look, i have
some unfinished business.

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But you be here
when i get back.

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I love that rhythm.

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Yes, sir, what
will it be?

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Tequila with a cube of sugar.

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Yes, sir.

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Friend of yours?

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Jimmy, that fellow
at the bar-

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you know him?

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Negative.

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Ben, what about you?

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I've never seen him before, why?

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Well, he seems to know us.

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You like to live
dangerously, do you?

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Am i?

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If you keep on
staring at this woman.

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It's not the woman
i'm staring at.

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Look-

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you're driving me crazy.

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Why don't you
get rid of the guy?

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Or invite him over,
do something!

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Ben, get him over here.

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Hey.

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Mr. Dagget would like
to see you over there.

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At his own personal table.

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I don't know what to say.

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Don't say anything,
just do it.

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All right, i accept.

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Hey, sweetheart,
sit over there.

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Hello, Bernie.

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You know me?

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Oh, by reputation.

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Oh...oh, i get it.

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Tequila with
a lump of sugar, huh?

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Mmm.

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That's kind of
a funny coincidence.

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How's that?

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Well, i, uh... i had a good
friend who drank the same stuff.

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Oh?

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What's your name?

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Kilroy.

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Look, buddy, when
mr. Dagget asks...

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what's your business,
mr. Kilroy?

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Well, you might say, uh,
i'm kind of a messenger.

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I've got a message for you,
bernie.

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Well, let's have it.

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No, i, uh, was given
instructions

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to deliver
this message privately.

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Well, it's a touchy matter,
you know how it is.

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Oh.

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Who's it from?

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Afraid i can't say.

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It's a nice place.

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Real nice.

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The, um... the fellow
that gave you this message,

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what did he look like?

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Uh, bernie, my business
is forgetting, not remembering.

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Mm-hmm.

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All right, messenger, let's go.

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Oh, no,
this has got to be private.

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It will be.

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This is my office.

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You can't get
any more private than this.

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Even the walls
are soundproof.

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Take it easy.

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Happy easter.

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You still got
a message for me?

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Oh, yes, but, uh, tell
the easter bunny here

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i'd like my gun back afterwards.

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Mm-hmm.

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All right, boys.

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Sit down.

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Make yourself comfortable.

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Well, well, well.

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How did you get it
cleaned so fast, bernie?

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What?

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The rug.

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I understand
blood's very hard

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to get out, isn't it?

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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I'll tell you what
i'll do, bernie.

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I'll tell you
what i'm talking about.

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I'm talking about a guy

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who had a pretty nice thing
going for him.

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Plenty of dough,
plenty of action.

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Only he wasn't happy
because he had a partner.

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That meant he couldn't
be number one.

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Being number one

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was very important to him.

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So he offered
to buy the partner out.

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When the partner refused
to sell, he killed him...

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right there.

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You know, you'd never know.

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It was a slick job.

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Who are you?

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Oh, i told you.

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I'm a messenger.

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And, uh,
here's the message.

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You didn't think that'd
work twice, did you?

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I'll be back, bernie...

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and i'll keep coming back

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again and again

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and i'll get you.

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So help me, i'll get you.

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Who is he?

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It's d...

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i don't know.

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Oh, my dear Nathan,

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you really are smashed,
aren't you?

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Very careless of you.

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As for these, we'll discuss them
at some future date.

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There's an old saying that goes,
"if the shoe fits, wear it,"

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but be careful.

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If you happen to find a pair of
size nine black and gray loafers

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made to order in the old
country, be very careful.

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You might walk right into
the twilight zone.