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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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LADY ROCHESTER:
<i>Oh, Rex. Say it again.</i>

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<i>My darling,</i>
<i>my love for you</i>

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<i>is deeper than</i>
<i>ten thousand oceans.</i>

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Oh, Rex...

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(GROGGY GROANING)

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I didn't have
anything to eat
over at my place.

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Mind if I dig
through your fridge?

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(LOUD GULPING)

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(SMACKING LIPS)

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How old is this milk?

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(EXCITED GASP)

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(KNOCKING)

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Oh, hi, Minnie.

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Guess what?
I got you private
finishing school lessons!

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Meet your instructor,
Wadsworth Thorndyke the Third!

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Uh, hi. I'm Mickey Mouse.

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Charmed.
Hmph!

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Well, toodaloo!

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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Who's ready to
land a whopper?

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Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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From the top.

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How now brown cow.

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(WHIMPERING)

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WADSWORTH THORNDYKE III:
Ah-hem...

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Presenting...
Michel Francois Mouse.

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How do you do?

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Oh, such a fancy gentleman.

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You'll get my bill.

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Oh, Mickey!

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Michel.

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Oh, right, Michel.

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(SNORTY GIGGLES)

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Come on!

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Romance is served.

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MICKEY: Baloney sandwiches?

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Ugh! Well, perhaps
I can dress them up
with a little truffle oil.

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(BELL TINKLING)

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Minifred,
where is your butler?

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I don't have a butler.

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What?
Baloney sandwiches?
No servants?

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Madam, I'm afraid
this relationship
is at an end.

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(STARTLED WHIMPERING)

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If you'll excuse me,
I'm late for my club.

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Michel! Wait!

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(WAILING)

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I've turned my sweet
Mickey into a monster.

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I have to find someone
to change him back, but who?

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(GOOFY GROANING)

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Ding dang bucket!

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I see pork bellies are
up over three points.

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Splendid.
Quite.

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Don't mind us, folks.
Just pretend like
we was never here.

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Did you get
the stuff?

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It's all here.

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Cheese doodles,
a whoopee cushion,

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a box of frozen waffles,
and everything else
you asked for.

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Thank you.

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Now remember,
no matter what you hear,
do not open this door.

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MICKEY:
How dare you?
Unhand me.

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(MICKEY YELLING)
(BUMPS AND KNOCKS)

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(HORNS TOOTING)

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Hiya, Minnie!

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(JUBILANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXCITED GASP)

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(SMOOCHING)

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Who needs Michel
when I have Mickey Mouse.

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Aww, shucks!

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(SNORTY GIGGLES)

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(WHISTLING WITH PIANO MUSIC)