(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
LADY ROCHESTER:
Oh, Rex. Say it again.
My darling,
my love for you
is deeper than
ten thousand oceans.
Oh, Rex...
(GROGGY GROANING)
I didn't have
anything to eat
over at my place.
Mind if I dig
through your fridge?
(LOUD GULPING)
(SMACKING LIPS)
How old is this milk?
(EXCITED GASP)
(KNOCKING)
Oh, hi, Minnie.
Guess what?
I got you private
finishing school lessons!
Meet your instructor,
Wadsworth Thorndyke the Third!
Uh, hi. I'm Mickey Mouse.
Charmed.
Hmph!
Well, toodaloo!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Who's ready to
land a whopper?
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
From the top.
How now brown cow.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERING)
WADSWORTH THORNDYKE III:
Ah-hem...
Presenting...
Michel Francois Mouse.
How do you do?
Oh, such a fancy gentleman.
You'll get my bill.
Oh, Mickey!
Michel.
Oh, right, Michel.
(SNORTY GIGGLES)
Come on!
Romance is served.
MICKEY: Baloney sandwiches?
Ugh! Well, perhaps
I can dress them up
with a little truffle oil.
(BELL TINKLING)
Minifred,
where is your butler?
I don't have a butler.
What?
Baloney sandwiches?
No servants?
Madam, I'm afraid
this relationship
is at an end.
(STARTLED WHIMPERING)
If you'll excuse me,
I'm late for my club.
Michel! Wait!
(WAILING)
I've turned my sweet
Mickey into a monster.
I have to find someone
to change him back, but who?
(GOOFY GROANING)
Ding dang bucket!
I see pork bellies are
up over three points.
Splendid.
Quite.
Don't mind us, folks.
Just pretend like
we was never here.
Did you get
the stuff?
It's all here.
Cheese doodles,
a whoopee cushion,
a box of frozen waffles,
and everything else
you asked for.
Thank you.
Now remember,
no matter what you hear,
do not open this door.
MICKEY:
How dare you?
Unhand me.
(MICKEY YELLING)
(BUMPS AND KNOCKS)
(HORNS TOOTING)
Hiya, Minnie!
(JUBILANT MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXCITED GASP)
(SMOOCHING)
Oh, I'm sorry.
Who needs Michel
when I have Mickey Mouse.
Aww, shucks!
(SNORTY GIGGLES)
(WHISTLING WITH PIANO MUSIC)