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My computer thinks I'm gay

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I threw that piece of junk away

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On the Champs-Élysées

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As I was walking home

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This is my last communique

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Down the super highway

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All that I have left to say

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In a single tome

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I got too many friends 
too many people

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That I'll never meet, 
and I'll never be there for

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I'll never be there for, 
'cause I'll never be there

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If I could give it all away, 
would it come back to me someday?

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Like a needle in the hay, 
or an expensive stone

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But I got a reason to declaim

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The applications are to blame

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For all my sorrow and my pain
of feeling so alone

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I got too many friends 
too many people

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That I'll never meet 
and I'll never be there for

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I'll never be there for,
'cause I'll never be there

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Too many friends 
too many people

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That I'll never meet, 
and I'll never be there for

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I'll never be there for, 
'cause I'll never be there

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My computer thinks I'm gay

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What's the difference anyway?

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When all the people do all day 
is staring into a phone

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I got too many friends 
too many people

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That I'll never meet 
and I'll never be there for

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I'll never be there for, 
'cause I'll never be there

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Too many friends
too many people

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That I'll never meet, 
and I'll never be there for

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I'll never be there for, 
'cause I'll never be there

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I'll never be there, 
I'll never be there

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I'll never be there, 
I'll never be there