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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.02,0:00:23.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My computer thinks I'm gay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.09,0:00:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I threw that piece of junk away
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.78,0:00:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the Champs-Élysées
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.88,0:00:36.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I was walking home
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.22,0:00:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my last communique
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.81,0:00:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down the super highway
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.07,0:00:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All that I have left to say
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.59,0:00:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a single tome
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.39,0:00:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got too many friends \Ntoo many people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.27,0:01:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I'll never meet, \Nand I'll never be there for
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.26,0:01:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be there for, \N'cause I'll never be there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.37,0:01:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I could give it all away, \Nwould it come back to me someday?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.14,0:01:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a needle in the hay, \Nor an expensive stone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.53,0:01:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I got a reason to declaim
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.92,0:01:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The applications are to blame
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.41,0:01:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For all my sorrow and my pain\Nof feeling so alone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.92,0:01:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got too many friends \Ntoo many people
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.73,0:01:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I'll never meet \Nand I'll never be there for
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.60,0:02:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be there for,\N'cause I'll never be there
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.20,0:02:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many friends \Ntoo many people
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.42,0:02:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I'll never meet, \Nand I'll never be there for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.21,0:02:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be there for, \N'cause I'll never be there
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.84,0:02:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My computer thinks I'm gay
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.19,0:02:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the difference anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.34,0:02:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When all the people do all day \Nis staring into a phone
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.03,0:02:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got too many friends \Ntoo many people
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.90,0:02:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I'll never meet \Nand I'll never be there for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.57,0:03:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be there for, \N'cause I'll never be there
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.23,0:03:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many friends\Ntoo many people
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.39,0:03:13.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I'll never meet, \Nand I'll never be there for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.14,0:03:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be there for, \N'cause I'll never be there
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.79,0:03:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be there, \NI'll never be there
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.71,0:03:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never be there, \NI'll never be there