WEBVTT 00:00:04.470 --> 00:00:11.470 Hello my dears, ladies and gentlemen in-betweens and outsider welcome to Thekenschlampe... 00:00:13.340 --> 00:00:20.340 G:  Today it's all about SEX! Please welcome Tim Kruger 00:00:21.179 --> 00:00:22.249 T: Hi Gloria! 00:00:22.249 --> 00:00:25.829 G: Hallo Tim! Und wer Tim Kruger genau ist und was er alles 00:00:25.829 --> 00:00:32.259 G: Hello Tim! Who Tim is and what he is doing he'll show us here and now right on stage... Or just watch the introduction. 00:00:32.259 --> 00:00:32.810 Here we go. 00:00:32.810 --> 00:00:39.560 Tim Kruger is so fucking big! If you know his movies you know THAT. After he had watched nearly all 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:44.590 videos of the porn shop, he worked for, he knew „I could do a better job". In 2007, the hardliner 00:00:44.590 --> 00:00:49.880 applied at the big American porn studios and shortly after, he was sitting on a plane to L.A. 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:54.940 In 2009, he founded his own production „Tim Tales", since he preferred doing 00:00:54.940 --> 00:00:59.050 movies that show more of the stuff he liked. He has been commuting between Berlin 00:00:59.050 --> 00:01:01.440 and Barcelona since. 00:01:01.440 --> 00:01:07.280 Tim Kruger is Germany's gay pornstar No. 1 -- a man who knows about climaxes 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.850 -- as the climax of our first season. 00:01:09.850 --> 00:01:13.940 G: How did you get into porn? Are you such a horny fucker? 00:01:13.940 --> 00:01:18.270 T: Apparently YES! It was rather quick. I was 00:01:18.270 --> 00:01:22.820 working at a sex shop and of course I was dealing with porn videos all day long. 00:01:22.820 --> 00:01:24.450 And so I thought: I can do that, too. 00:01:24.450 --> 00:01:30.530 G: You used to be more shy and lean, but lately you have turned into a real man. 00:01:30.530 --> 00:01:35.820 T: I think even as a bean pole you can have success in porn as long as you have 00:01:35.820 --> 00:01:37.290 other attributes to offer. 00:01:37.290 --> 00:01:42.340 G: Other attributes... that's... well, I once watched it. So if someone wants to star in 00:01:42.340 --> 00:01:49.340 YOUR movies they should have striking attributes. All of your actors are very 00:01:49.460 --> 00:01:50.080 well equipped. 00:01:50.080 --> 00:01:51.820 T: Well, most of them. That's what guys want to see. 00:01:51.820 --> 00:01:54.380 G: You became famous because of that. Let's face the truth! 00:01:54.380 --> 00:01:57.250 T: I hope I have additional attributes to offer. 00:01:57.250 --> 00:02:00.369 . G: How many guys write you and 00:02:00.369 --> 00:02:01.340 would like to... 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:01.920 T: Many! 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:07.600 G: How does your casting couch work? If someone who is watching now 00:02:07.600 --> 00:02:08.019 would like to... 00:02:08.019 --> 00:02:09.258 T: Take part? 00:02:09.258 --> 00:02:10.508 G: Take part! 00:02:10.508 --> 00:02:13.830 T: Well, he simply has to send an email to model@timtales.com 00:02:13.830 --> 00:02:19.490 G: Now I have 10 famous guys and they all would like to apply at 00:02:19.490 --> 00:02:22.099 TIM TALES... BIL KAULITZ of TOKIO HOTEL? 00:02:22.099 --> 00:02:27.010 T: Definetely. If I had sex with Bill Kaulitz in front of a camera my clicks 00:02:27.010 --> 00:02:28.340 would rise enormously. 00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:30.569 G: ROBBIE WILLIAMS, -- my husband! 00:02:30.569 --> 00:02:35.770 T: To do you the favour I would sleep with him. You could hold the camera... or be the fluffer. 00:02:35.770 --> 00:02:41.170 G: To who? Well [Robbie] is a good kisser. He has already kissed ME! 00:02:41.170 --> 00:02:43.239 BENJAMIN VON STUCKRAD BARRE 00:02:43.239 --> 00:02:46.830 T: If I want to fuck him? Am I allowed to say "fuck" here? 00:02:46.830 --> 00:02:50.450 G: Here at Thekenschlampe you can say whatever you want! 00:02:50.450 --> 00:02:54.000 T: Do I sound unpicky if I said yes to everybody? 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:56.360 G: Well ... YEEEEES! MICHAEL FASSBENDER 00:02:56.360 --> 00:03:01.489 T: For sure, because he has a really great butt! 00:03:01.489 --> 00:03:02.680 G: JUSTIN BIEBER 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:05.430 T: He would fit in the "twinks" category, yes! 00:03:05.430 --> 00:03:06.530 G: HARALD GLÖCKLER 00:03:06.530 --> 00:03:07.270 T: No! 00:03:07.270 --> 00:03:08.379 G: GEORGE CLOONEY 00:03:08.379 --> 00:03:09.860 T: Not my type. 00:03:09.860 --> 00:03:12.450 G: Gang Bang Story von One Direction 00:03:12.450 --> 00:03:14.300 T: Oh yes, I would... 00:03:14.300 --> 00:03:20.900 G: Young and tight... alright then... How does having sex in front of a camera 00:03:20.900 --> 00:03:22.250 affect your private sex life? 00:03:22.250 --> 00:03:26.030 T: The sex I am having in front of the camera for Tim Tales is in fact the 00:03:26.030 --> 00:03:29.160 kind of sex I like. I don't need to play a part. 00:03:29.160 --> 00:03:31.030 G: You turned your hobby into a career. 00:03:31.030 --> 00:03:32.819 T: Exactly, yes! 00:03:32.819 --> 00:03:36.819 G: As did I. Dear Tim we must drink much more... 00:03:36.819 --> 00:03:39.050 Maybe then the two of us might shoot a porn, too. 00:03:39.050 --> 00:03:42.319 I saw that you were at Barcelona's fashion week - as a model. 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:44.860 T: Yes, as a model! 00:03:44.860 --> 00:03:47.390 G: And who did you meet? 00:03:47.390 --> 00:03:48.660 T: Paris Hilton 00:03:48.660 --> 00:03:52.260 G: Is she as stupid as I think she is? 00:03:52.260 --> 00:03:58.209 T: No! She is very shy, too... Then I got ready 00:03:58.209 --> 00:04:01.580 and then it was Showtime! The audience was full of gays, who would have thought... 00:04:01.580 --> 00:04:03.730 G. ..."I know him!" 00:04:03.730 --> 00:04:05.709 T: ...they were all so excited. 00:04:05.709 --> 00:04:11.530 G: If you could make any object alive to have sex with it, 00:04:11.530 --> 00:04:13.390 what would it be and why? 00:04:13.390 --> 00:04:20.390 T: Oh Gloria... most probably I've had already sex with every single object! 00:04:21.310 --> 00:04:25.680 G: I'll state ten adjectives and you have to respond. 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:26.320 HARD 00:04:26.320 --> 00:04:27.600 T: Cock. 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:28.880 G: Soft. 00:04:28.880 --> 00:04:30.169 T: SEX. 00:04:30.169 --> 00:04:31.449 G: Successful. 00:04:31.449 --> 00:04:33.760 T: How I would describe myself? Yes! 00:04:33.760 --> 00:04:34.540 G: Unbridled. 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:39.560 T: Unbridled? I will become so, if we'll drink more of this bubbly.. 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:43.020 G:  Can we have some more then, please! 00:04:43.020 --> 00:04:50.020 My dear Tim Kruger, let's get to the drinking game. Here are 5 vodkas 00:04:50.430 --> 00:04:54.540 for each of us. If the answer is "yes" we have to drink. 00:04:54.540 --> 00:04:55.270 T: Understood! 00:04:55.270 --> 00:04:58.280 G: I wish I had a different job. 00:04:58.280 --> 00:05:00.880 My character is so Berlin. 00:05:00.880 --> 00:05:04.120 Sex -- a thing you can't get enough of. 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:06.280 T: Cheers 00:05:06.280 --> 00:05:10.110 Have you ever been rejected at the door of Berghain? 00:05:10.110 --> 00:05:13.930 G: Meeee?! The queen of Berghain... Noooooo! 00:05:13.930 --> 00:05:16.110 T: Me neither. 00:05:16.110 --> 00:05:23.110 G: Talking about Berghain, did you have ever sex there? 00:05:23.190 --> 00:05:29.800 We are here at Schwuz. I meet my guests in their favourite bar... Schwuz is a club, 00:05:29.800 --> 00:05:34.190 a club for homosexualls. Why are we here? 00:05:34.190 --> 00:05:41.190 T: I don't go out to bars very often, generally I prefer clubs. Whenever I am in Berlin 00:05:41.460 --> 00:05:41.729 I am here regularly. 00:05:41.729 --> 00:05:46.400 G: Now its time for the role play Oh my god, I can feel the vodkas! 00:05:46.400 --> 00:05:48.889 T: I'll pour some more 00:05:48.889 --> 00:05:54.630 G: Good, go ahead! We are in the future, 00:05:54.630 --> 00:06:01.630 and it is possible to switch body parts of two people through surgery. You are so sick of your big dick, 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:07.990 because it's too big to penetrate everyone. 00:06:07.990 --> 00:06:13.580 You just want to get rid of it and exchange it with mine. 00:06:13.580 --> 00:06:14.830 Convince me to swap our penises. Now! 00:06:14.830 --> 00:06:17.350 T: Ok... Our penises??? 00:06:17.350 --> 00:06:19.870 G: Convince me NOW! 00:06:19.870 --> 00:06:22.550 T: I thought you had a vagina! 00:06:22.550 --> 00:06:29.550 G: I'm a MAN in a dress ... you still haven't figured that out?! 00:06:32.539 --> 00:06:39.270 So we must do the thing with the vodkas... 00:06:39.270 --> 00:06:43.120 T: The drinking game? Before! 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:47.240 G: Did you have ever sex ON Viagra? 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:51.050 Do all of you take Viagra to get a hard on? 00:06:51.050 --> 00:06:56.729 T: Of course! A lot of guys take Viagra. I also take Viagra -- not always -- 00:06:56.729 --> 00:06:58.979 but sometimes it helps. 00:06:58.979 --> 00:07:05.979 G: We will now do the picture quiz. My superstar guest Tim Kruger and I 00:07:06.610 --> 00:07:11.360 will portray a famous movie scene. TIM, what is your price for the winner? 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:16.169 T: My price? I have it on me. That's what you can win! 00:07:16.169 --> 00:07:18.350 G: What exactly is the price? 00:07:18.350 --> 00:07:20.100 T: My penis. All of it! 00:07:20.100 --> 00:07:20.970 G: REALLY??? 00:07:20.970 --> 00:07:24.699 T: No no no.. what I'm wearing. 00:07:24.699 --> 00:07:24.949 G: Your briefs? 00:07:24.870 --> 00:07:25.120 T: Yes! 00:07:24.979 --> 00:07:27.900 G: I can fluff you... one moment... 00:07:27.900 --> 00:07:30.639 YEEEES I can recommend that! 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:33.720 Fetishists will pay thousands on Ebay for it! 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:36.819 You have prepared a dirty movie scene, right? 00:07:36.819 --> 00:07:39.810 Ok, somehow I knew that! 00:07:39.810 --> 00:07:44.949 You have to ask: „Are you ok?" 00:07:44.949 --> 00:07:46.819 T: Are you ok? 00:07:46.819 --> 00:07:48.330 G: Oh yeaaaaah 00:07:48.330 --> 00:07:55.330 T: I'll have what she's having! 00:07:59.550 --> 00:08:01.210 G: Argh. I would love to have you, too! 00:08:01.210 --> 00:08:04.389 Ladies and gentlemen, this was this week's Thekenschlampe. 00:08:04.389 --> 00:08:07.050 A cheerful and intoxicating applause to my one and only starguest 00:08:07.050 --> 00:08:10.009 TIM KRUGER. 00:08:10.009 --> 00:08:13.610 Please follow me on youtube here! 00:08:13.610 --> 00:08:20.270 And on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram und Tumblr! 00:08:20.270 --> 00:08:20.950 See you very soon. Bye!