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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.47,0:00:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello my dears, ladies and gentlemen in-betweens\Nand outsider welcome to Thekenschlampe...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G:  Today it's all about SEX! Please welcome Tim Kruger
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Hi Gloria!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.25,0:00:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Hallo Tim!\NUnd wer Tim Kruger genau ist und was er alles
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.83,0:00:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Hello Tim! Who Tim is and what he is doing he'll show us here and now right on stage... Or just watch the introduction.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.26,0:00:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.81,0:00:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tim Kruger is so fucking big! If you know his movies you know THAT. After he had watched nearly all
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.56,0:00:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,videos of the porn shop, he worked for, he knew „I could do a better job". In 2007, the hardliner
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.59,0:00:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,applied at the big American porn studios and shortly after, he was sitting on a plane to L.A.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.88,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 2009, he founded his own production „Tim Tales", since he preferred doing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies that show more of the stuff he liked. He has been commuting between Berlin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.05,0:01:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Barcelona since.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.44,0:01:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tim Kruger is Germany's gay pornstar No. 1 -- a man who knows about climaxes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.28,0:01:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-- as the climax of our first season.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.85,0:01:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: How did you get into porn? Are you such a horny fucker?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.94,0:01:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Apparently YES! It was rather quick. I was
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.27,0:01:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,working at a sex shop and of course I was dealing with porn videos all day long.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.82,0:01:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so I thought: I can do that, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.45,0:01:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: You used to be more shy and lean, but lately you have turned into a real man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.53,0:01:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: I think even as a bean pole you can have success in porn as long as you have
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.82,0:01:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other attributes to offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.29,0:01:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Other attributes... that's... well, I once watched it. So if someone wants to star in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.34,0:01:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOUR movies they should have striking attributes. All of your actors are very
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.46,0:01:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well equipped.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.08,0:01:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Well, most of them. That's what guys want to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.82,0:01:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: You became famous because of that. Let's face the truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.38,0:01:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: I hope I have additional attributes to offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.25,0:02:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,.\NG: How many guys write you and
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.37,0:02:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would like to...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.34,0:02:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Many!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.92,0:02:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: How does your casting couch work? If someone who is watching now
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.60,0:02:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would like to...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.02,0:02:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Take part?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.26,0:02:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Take part!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.51,0:02:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Well, he simply has to send an email to model@timtales.com
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.83,0:02:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Now I have 10 famous guys and they all would like to apply at
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.49,0:02:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TIM TALES...\NBIL KAULITZ of TOKIO HOTEL?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.10,0:02:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Definetely. If I had sex with Bill Kaulitz in front of a camera my clicks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.01,0:02:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would rise enormously.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.34,0:02:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: ROBBIE WILLIAMS, -- my husband!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.57,0:02:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: To do you the favour I would sleep with him. You could hold the camera... or be the fluffer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.77,0:02:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: To who? Well [Robbie] is a good kisser. He has already kissed ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.17,0:02:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BENJAMIN VON STUCKRAD BARRE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.24,0:02:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: If I want to fuck him? Am I allowed to say "fuck" here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.83,0:02:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Here at Thekenschlampe you can say whatever you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.45,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Do I sound unpicky if I said yes to everybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.00,0:02:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Well ... YEEEEES! \NMICHAEL FASSBENDER
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.36,0:03:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: For sure, because he has a really great butt!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.49,0:03:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: JUSTIN BIEBER
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.68,0:03:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: He would fit in the "twinks" category, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.43,0:03:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: HARALD GLÖCKLER
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.53,0:03:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.27,0:03:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: GEORGE CLOONEY
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.38,0:03:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Not my type.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.86,0:03:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Gang Bang Story von One Direction
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.45,0:03:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Oh yes, I would...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.30,0:03:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Young and tight... alright then...\NHow does having sex in front of a camera
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.90,0:03:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,affect your private sex life?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.25,0:03:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: The sex I am having in front of the camera for Tim Tales is in fact the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.03,0:03:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of sex I like. I don't need to play a part.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.16,0:03:31.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: You turned your hobby into a career.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.03,0:03:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Exactly, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.82,0:03:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: As did I.\NDear Tim we must drink much more...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.82,0:03:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe then the two of us might shoot a porn, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.05,0:03:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw that you were at Barcelona's fashion week - as a model.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.32,0:03:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Yes, as a model!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.86,0:03:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: And who did you meet?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.39,0:03:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Paris Hilton
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.66,0:03:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Is she as stupid as I think she is?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.26,0:03:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: No! She is very shy, too...\NThen I got ready
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.21,0:04:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then it was Showtime!\NThe audience was full of gays, who would have thought...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.58,0:04:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G. ..."I know him!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.73,0:04:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: ...they were all so excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.71,0:04:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: If you could make any object alive to have sex with it,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.53,0:04:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what would it be and why?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.39,0:04:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Oh Gloria... most probably I've had already sex with every single object!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.31,0:04:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: I'll state ten adjectives and you have to respond.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.68,0:04:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HARD
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.32,0:04:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Cock.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.60,0:04:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Soft.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.88,0:04:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: SEX.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.17,0:04:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Successful.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.45,0:04:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: How I would describe myself? Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.76,0:04:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Unbridled.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.54,0:04:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Unbridled? I will become so, if we'll drink more of this bubbly..
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.56,0:04:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G:  Can we have some more then, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.02,0:04:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dear Tim Kruger, let's get to the drinking game. Here are 5 vodkas
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.43,0:04:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for each of us. If the answer is "yes" we have to drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.54,0:04:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Understood!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.27,0:04:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: I wish I had a different job.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.28,0:05:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My character is so Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.88,0:05:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sex -- a thing you can't get enough of.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.12,0:05:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Cheers
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.28,0:05:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever been rejected at the door of Berghain?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.11,0:05:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Meeee?! The queen of Berghain... Noooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.93,0:05:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Me neither.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.11,0:05:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Talking about Berghain, did you have ever sex there?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.19,0:05:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are here at Schwuz. I meet my guests in their favourite bar... Schwuz is a club,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.80,0:05:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a club for homosexualls. Why are we here?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.19,0:05:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: I don't go out to bars very often, generally I prefer clubs. Whenever I am in Berlin
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.46,0:05:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am here regularly.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.73,0:05:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Now its time for the role play\NOh my god, I can feel the vodkas!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.40,0:05:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: I'll pour some more
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.89,0:05:54.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Good, go ahead!\NWe are in the future,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.63,0:06:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it is possible to switch body parts of two people through surgery. You are so sick of your big dick,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.80,0:06:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's too big to penetrate everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.99,0:06:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just want to get rid of it and exchange it with mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.58,0:06:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Convince me to swap our penises. Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.83,0:06:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Ok... Our penises???
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.35,0:06:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Convince me NOW!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.87,0:06:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: I thought you had a vagina!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.55,0:06:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: I'm a MAN in a dress ... you still haven't figured that out?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.54,0:06:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we must do the thing with the vodkas...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.27,0:06:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: The drinking game? Before!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.12,0:06:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Did you have ever sex ON Viagra?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.24,0:06:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do all of you take Viagra to get a hard on?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.05,0:06:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Of course! A lot of guys take Viagra.\NI also take Viagra -- not always --
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.73,0:06:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but sometimes it helps.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.98,0:07:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: We will now do the picture quiz. My superstar guest Tim Kruger and I
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.61,0:07:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will portray a famous movie scene. TIM, what is your price for the winner?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.36,0:07:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: My price? I have it on me. That's what you can win!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.17,0:07:18.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: What exactly is the price?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.35,0:07:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: My penis. All of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.10,0:07:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: REALLY???
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.97,0:07:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: No no no.. what I'm wearing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.70,0:07:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Your briefs?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.87,0:07:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.98,0:07:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: I can fluff you... one moment...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.90,0:07:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YEEEES I can recommend that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.64,0:07:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fetishists will pay thousands on Ebay for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.72,0:07:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have prepared a dirty movie scene, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.82,0:07:39.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, somehow I knew that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.81,0:07:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to ask: „Are you ok?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.95,0:07:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: Are you ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.82,0:07:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Oh yeaaaaah
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.33,0:07:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T: I'll have what she's having!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.55,0:08:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G: Argh. I would love to have you, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.21,0:08:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, this was this week's Thekenschlampe.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.39,0:08:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cheerful and intoxicating applause to my one and only starguest
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.05,0:08:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TIM KRUGER.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.01,0:08:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please follow me on youtube here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.61,0:08:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram und Tumblr!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.27,0:08:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you very soon. Bye!