1 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:11,470 Hello my dears, ladies and gentlemen in-betweens and outsider welcome to Thekenschlampe... 2 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:20,340 G:  Today it's all about SEX! Please welcome Tim Kruger 3 00:00:21,179 --> 00:00:22,249 T: Hi Gloria! 4 00:00:22,249 --> 00:00:25,829 G: Hallo Tim! Und wer Tim Kruger genau ist und was er alles 5 00:00:25,829 --> 00:00:32,259 G: Hello Tim! Who Tim is and what he is doing he'll show us here and now right on stage... Or just watch the introduction. 6 00:00:32,259 --> 00:00:32,810 Here we go. 7 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:39,560 Tim Kruger is so fucking big! If you know his movies you know THAT. After he had watched nearly all 8 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:44,590 videos of the porn shop, he worked for, he knew „I could do a better job". In 2007, the hardliner 9 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:49,880 applied at the big American porn studios and shortly after, he was sitting on a plane to L.A. 10 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:54,940 In 2009, he founded his own production „Tim Tales", since he preferred doing 11 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:59,050 movies that show more of the stuff he liked. He has been commuting between Berlin 12 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,440 and Barcelona since. 13 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:07,280 Tim Kruger is Germany's gay pornstar No. 1 -- a man who knows about climaxes 14 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,850 -- as the climax of our first season. 15 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:13,940 G: How did you get into porn? Are you such a horny fucker? 16 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:18,270 T: Apparently YES! It was rather quick. I was 17 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:22,820 working at a sex shop and of course I was dealing with porn videos all day long. 18 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,450 And so I thought: I can do that, too. 19 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:30,530 G: You used to be more shy and lean, but lately you have turned into a real man. 20 00:01:30,530 --> 00:01:35,820 T: I think even as a bean pole you can have success in porn as long as you have 21 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:37,290 other attributes to offer. 22 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:42,340 G: Other attributes... that's... well, I once watched it. So if someone wants to star in 23 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:49,340 YOUR movies they should have striking attributes. All of your actors are very 24 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:50,080 well equipped. 25 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,820 T: Well, most of them. That's what guys want to see. 26 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,380 G: You became famous because of that. Let's face the truth! 27 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:57,250 T: I hope I have additional attributes to offer. 28 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,369 . G: How many guys write you and 29 00:02:00,369 --> 00:02:01,340 would like to... 30 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:01,920 T: Many! 31 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:07,600 G: How does your casting couch work? If someone who is watching now 32 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,019 would like to... 33 00:02:08,019 --> 00:02:09,258 T: Take part? 34 00:02:09,258 --> 00:02:10,508 G: Take part! 35 00:02:10,508 --> 00:02:13,830 T: Well, he simply has to send an email to model@timtales.com 36 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:19,490 G: Now I have 10 famous guys and they all would like to apply at 37 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:22,099 TIM TALES... BIL KAULITZ of TOKIO HOTEL? 38 00:02:22,099 --> 00:02:27,010 T: Definetely. If I had sex with Bill Kaulitz in front of a camera my clicks 39 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,340 would rise enormously. 40 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,569 G: ROBBIE WILLIAMS, -- my husband! 41 00:02:30,569 --> 00:02:35,770 T: To do you the favour I would sleep with him. You could hold the camera... or be the fluffer. 42 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:41,170 G: To who? Well [Robbie] is a good kisser. He has already kissed ME! 43 00:02:41,170 --> 00:02:43,239 BENJAMIN VON STUCKRAD BARRE 44 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:46,830 T: If I want to fuck him? Am I allowed to say "fuck" here? 45 00:02:46,830 --> 00:02:50,450 G: Here at Thekenschlampe you can say whatever you want! 46 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:54,000 T: Do I sound unpicky if I said yes to everybody? 47 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,360 G: Well ... YEEEEES! MICHAEL FASSBENDER 48 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:01,489 T: For sure, because he has a really great butt! 49 00:03:01,489 --> 00:03:02,680 G: JUSTIN BIEBER 50 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,430 T: He would fit in the "twinks" category, yes! 51 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:06,530 G: HARALD GLÖCKLER 52 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,270 T: No! 53 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,379 G: GEORGE CLOONEY 54 00:03:08,379 --> 00:03:09,860 T: Not my type. 55 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:12,450 G: Gang Bang Story von One Direction 56 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,300 T: Oh yes, I would... 57 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:20,900 G: Young and tight... alright then... How does having sex in front of a camera 58 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,250 affect your private sex life? 59 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:26,030 T: The sex I am having in front of the camera for Tim Tales is in fact the 60 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:29,160 kind of sex I like. I don't need to play a part. 61 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,030 G: You turned your hobby into a career. 62 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:32,819 T: Exactly, yes! 63 00:03:32,819 --> 00:03:36,819 G: As did I. Dear Tim we must drink much more... 64 00:03:36,819 --> 00:03:39,050 Maybe then the two of us might shoot a porn, too. 65 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:42,319 I saw that you were at Barcelona's fashion week - as a model. 66 00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:44,860 T: Yes, as a model! 67 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,390 G: And who did you meet? 68 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:48,660 T: Paris Hilton 69 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:52,260 G: Is she as stupid as I think she is? 70 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:58,209 T: No! She is very shy, too... Then I got ready 71 00:03:58,209 --> 00:04:01,580 and then it was Showtime! The audience was full of gays, who would have thought... 72 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,730 G. ..."I know him!" 73 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:05,709 T: ...they were all so excited. 74 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:11,530 G: If you could make any object alive to have sex with it, 75 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:13,390 what would it be and why? 76 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:20,390 T: Oh Gloria... most probably I've had already sex with every single object! 77 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:25,680 G: I'll state ten adjectives and you have to respond. 78 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,320 HARD 79 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,600 T: Cock. 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,880 G: Soft. 81 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,169 T: SEX. 82 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:31,449 G: Successful. 83 00:04:31,449 --> 00:04:33,760 T: How I would describe myself? Yes! 84 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,540 G: Unbridled. 85 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:39,560 T: Unbridled? I will become so, if we'll drink more of this bubbly.. 86 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,020 G:  Can we have some more then, please! 87 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:50,020 My dear Tim Kruger, let's get to the drinking game. Here are 5 vodkas 88 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:54,540 for each of us. If the answer is "yes" we have to drink. 89 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:55,270 T: Understood! 90 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:58,280 G: I wish I had a different job. 91 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,880 My character is so Berlin. 92 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,120 Sex -- a thing you can't get enough of. 93 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,280 T: Cheers 94 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:10,110 Have you ever been rejected at the door of Berghain? 95 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,930 G: Meeee?! The queen of Berghain... Noooooo! 96 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:16,110 T: Me neither. 97 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:23,110 G: Talking about Berghain, did you have ever sex there? 98 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:29,800 We are here at Schwuz. I meet my guests in their favourite bar... Schwuz is a club, 99 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:34,190 a club for homosexualls. Why are we here? 100 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:41,190 T: I don't go out to bars very often, generally I prefer clubs. Whenever I am in Berlin 101 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:41,729 I am here regularly. 102 00:05:41,729 --> 00:05:46,400 G: Now its time for the role play Oh my god, I can feel the vodkas! 103 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,889 T: I'll pour some more 104 00:05:48,889 --> 00:05:54,630 G: Good, go ahead! We are in the future, 105 00:05:54,630 --> 00:06:01,630 and it is possible to switch body parts of two people through surgery. You are so sick of your big dick, 106 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:07,990 because it's too big to penetrate everyone. 107 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:13,580 You just want to get rid of it and exchange it with mine. 108 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:14,830 Convince me to swap our penises. Now! 109 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:17,350 T: Ok... Our penises??? 110 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,870 G: Convince me NOW! 111 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:22,550 T: I thought you had a vagina! 112 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:29,550 G: I'm a MAN in a dress ... you still haven't figured that out?! 113 00:06:32,539 --> 00:06:39,270 So we must do the thing with the vodkas... 114 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:43,120 T: The drinking game? Before! 115 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:47,240 G: Did you have ever sex ON Viagra? 116 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,050 Do all of you take Viagra to get a hard on? 117 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:56,729 T: Of course! A lot of guys take Viagra. I also take Viagra -- not always -- 118 00:06:56,729 --> 00:06:58,979 but sometimes it helps. 119 00:06:58,979 --> 00:07:05,979 G: We will now do the picture quiz. My superstar guest Tim Kruger and I 120 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:11,360 will portray a famous movie scene. TIM, what is your price for the winner? 121 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:16,169 T: My price? I have it on me. That's what you can win! 122 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,350 G: What exactly is the price? 123 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,100 T: My penis. All of it! 124 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:20,970 G: REALLY??? 125 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:24,699 T: No no no.. what I'm wearing. 126 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:24,949 G: Your briefs? 127 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:25,120 T: Yes! 128 00:07:24,979 --> 00:07:27,900 G: I can fluff you... one moment... 129 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:30,639 YEEEES I can recommend that! 130 00:07:30,639 --> 00:07:33,720 Fetishists will pay thousands on Ebay for it! 131 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,819 You have prepared a dirty movie scene, right? 132 00:07:36,819 --> 00:07:39,810 Ok, somehow I knew that! 133 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:44,949 You have to ask: „Are you ok?" 134 00:07:44,949 --> 00:07:46,819 T: Are you ok? 135 00:07:46,819 --> 00:07:48,330 G: Oh yeaaaaah 136 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:55,330 T: I'll have what she's having! 137 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:01,210 G: Argh. I would love to have you, too! 138 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:04,389 Ladies and gentlemen, this was this week's Thekenschlampe. 139 00:08:04,389 --> 00:08:07,050 A cheerful and intoxicating applause to my one and only starguest 140 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:10,009 TIM KRUGER. 141 00:08:10,009 --> 00:08:13,610 Please follow me on youtube here! 142 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:20,270 And on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram und Tumblr! 143 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:20,950 See you very soon. Bye!