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Hey, what's a pirate's favorite letter?


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Argh!

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Get it?

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Shut up!

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Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best

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There's nothing more to say

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But I hear there's this new bloke around,
by the name of Kenway.

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He's always hiding in his white hood
with his girly hair and crap

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But I'm still the baddest pirate around

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'Cause I've got this treasure map.

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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A pirate's life for me!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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Murdering fools for free!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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A pirate's life for me!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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Murdering fools for free!

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They call me Eddie Kenway, man

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And I'm the scourge of the land and sea.

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Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades

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And maybe a little scurvy.

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Don't got a stupid peg leg

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Or a dumbass hook for a hand

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But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass

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If you mess with my pirate band.

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I'll grab my musket

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And I bust it!

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Got lovely hair

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You can't touch it!

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I steal maps

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Don't give craps

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Got pretty girls sitting on my lap.

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'Cause I'm a pirate

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Living my life all high on seven seas!

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I'm a pirate

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Getting bootie with the cuties
'cause I do what I please.

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Four guns I blast

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Slashing throats as I pass

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Kissing those sexy wenches.

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Because I'm a freakin' pirate dude

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And the rest of ya'll are bitches!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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A pirate's life for me!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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Murdering fools for free!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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A pirate's life for me!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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Murdering fools for free!

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Boarding your ship to pillage and kill

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Don't even need it I just love to steal.

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All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp

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Hope they don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship.

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Eating oranges to prevent scurvy.

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Dammit, now it's gonna hurt when I pee.

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You can never blame me for grabbing your chick

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'Cause most my life's surrounded by dick.

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I grab my musket

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And I bust it!

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Got a badass beard,

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You can't touch it!

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I steal maps

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Don't give craps

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Got pretty girls and I'm sitting on their laps.

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'Cause I'm a pirate

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Living my life all high on seven seas!

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I'm a pirate

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Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please.

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Four guns I blast

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Slashing throats as I pass

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Kissing those sexy wenches.

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Because I'm a freakin' pirate dude

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And the rest of ya'll are bitches!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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A pirate's life for me!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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Murdering fools for free!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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A pirate's life for me!

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Yo ho, yo ho!

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Murdering fools for free!

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Well I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl.

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Time to settle who's the baddest pirate
once and for freaking all.

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I'll wake up

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Cause I'm a pirate!

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Don't give a f*ck

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Love to drink

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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I stink

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Don't shower

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Make bitches cower

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Getting booty

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Taking duties

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Eat rotten beef

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Lost all my teeth

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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Far from home

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'Cause I'm a pirate!

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All alone!

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You know what?

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Being a pirate kinda sucks.

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Yeah, let's go get real jobs.

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Alright, lady.

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Order up!

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Hurry up for that salad.

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I wanna get a promotion.

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You know what? F*ck this!

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Let's just go be pirates again.

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Yeah!

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'Cause we're pirates


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Living our life all high on seven seas!


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We're pirates


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Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause we do what we please.


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Four guns we blast;


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Slashing throats as we pass

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Kissing those sexy wenches.


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Because we're freakin' pirates dude


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And the rest of ya'll are bitches!


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Yo ho, yo ho!


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A pirate's life for me!


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Yo ho, yo ho!


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Murdering fools for free!


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Yo ho, yo ho!


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A pirate's life for me!


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Yo ho, yo ho!


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Murdering fools for free!


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KENWAY!

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See you later, Pinkbeard!

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We are in the... butt of the ship.

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