WEBVTT 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:13.230 Look at me Nurse Kathy, I know you're high again. 00:00:13.230 --> 00:00:15.800 ward, but you get a serious drug problem. 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:21.680 You can get us all sued for meow-practice. 00:00:21.680 --> 00:00:25.940 mean you get a free pass. 00:00:25.940 --> 00:00:31.430 Blackmail! Ha! Who's gonna believe you over me? I'm a big deal here and cat hospital 00:00:31.430 --> 00:00:34.560 you're nothing but a pill-popping cat. 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:35.920 Get out of my way Dr. 00:00:37.380 --> 00:00:42.700 Why is he so angry all the time? Well, he didn't used to be, ten years ago he was a brilliant surgeon, 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:44.640 who loved his job. 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.521 And how are we feeling today Mr. Whiskerstein? 00:00:47.254 --> 00:00:48.934 Ahhh! My left eye! Oh god! 00:00:49.100 --> 00:00:51.340 Nurse Mittens was there, we're you Nurse Mittens? 00:00:51.340 --> 00:00:54.560 After that, they wouldn't let him operate with only one eye and 00:00:54.610 --> 00:00:58.130 poor depth perception. 00:00:59.885 --> 00:01:01.325 I think he's sexy too. 00:01:01.413 --> 00:01:04.133 Hey sweet thing. We still on for tonight? 00:01:04.133 --> 00:01:05.500 Of course, it's our one month 00:01:05.540 --> 00:01:10.760 anniversary. Did you get the Cat Stevens tickets? You know it. My buddy Tiger saw him last night 00:01:10.770 --> 00:01:15.030 had cat box seats, said laser pointer show was off the hook. 00:01:15.030 --> 00:01:17.550 Pick you up after your shift? 00:01:18.340 --> 00:01:20.620 Nurse Mittens. {MEOW} 00:01:28.360 --> 00:01:32.700 I'm sorry to tell you Mr. Peterson, but you have six months to live. 00:01:33.230 --> 00:01:37.790 Oh, but this is your second life, so you have seven more left! 00:01:41.360 --> 00:01:45.900 Timothy, I want you to know that I love you even though I've never seen your face and you've 00:01:45.900 --> 00:01:51.490 never seen mine. After I had the accident, I thought I would die, but now I think 00:01:51.490 --> 00:01:54.760 it's the best thing that ever happened to me because without the accident I 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:56.100 never would have met you. 00:01:56.808 --> 00:01:57.848 That is so true. 00:01:59.720 --> 00:02:03.880 Timothy, do you think I could touch your face? 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:07.060 I just want to see you with my hands. 00:02:10.207 --> 00:02:11.487 You are beautiful. 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:14.920 Oh you're very hairy. 00:02:16.307 --> 00:02:17.107 I like that. 00:02:17.647 --> 00:02:20.287 Oh a collar. You're not a priest are you? 00:02:22.820 --> 00:02:24.780 I could use a priest in my life. 00:02:25.100 --> 00:02:29.420 Dammit Scratch Adams, we pay you to heal the patients not entertain them. 00:02:30.327 --> 00:02:31.127 I disagree. 00:02:31.490 --> 00:02:36.710 Laughter is not the best medicine. Medicine is the best medicine. 00:02:36.860 --> 00:02:40.860 Oh low-five. I'm not falling for that again. I'm not falling for that. 00:02:42.070 --> 00:02:43.350 Ok. Low-five. Ugh! 00:02:43.600 --> 00:02:46.120 Everytime! Get outta here! 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:49.240 So you're Bobby's father. 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:53.460 Listen to me, I know damn well he didn't get those scratches from falling off a see-saw, 00:02:53.490 --> 00:02:54.850 they came from your claws. 00:02:55.300 --> 00:02:57.960 You won't be saying Meow when Kitty Protective 00:02:57.970 --> 00:03:00.830 Services comes in here and throws you're furry ass into the pound! 00:03:05.426 --> 00:03:05.986 Doctor. 00:03:11.800 --> 00:03:14.260 Ty! Nurse Mittens. 00:03:14.260 --> 00:03:18.504 I'm sorry. She just started rubbing up against my leg and one thing led to another. 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:21.120 I always knew you were just another tail chaser. 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:22.827 I never meant to hurt you. But we're in love. 00:03:23.746 --> 00:03:25.186 Right Nurse Mittens? 00:03:26.499 --> 00:03:26.999 Right? 00:03:26.999 --> 00:03:28.533 You two deserve each other! 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:30.740 Nurse Mittens? 00:03:44.340 --> 00:03:49.260 You look just how I pictured. How do I look? 00:03:52.540 --> 00:03:53.700 NOOOO!!! 00:03:54.218 --> 00:03:55.098 Men are dogs. 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:57.080 Cats are dogs. 00:03:57.489 --> 00:03:59.809 Umm, there's other fish in the sea. 00:04:00.200 --> 00:04:02.580 I don't want a fish, I want him! 00:04:03.465 --> 00:04:03.965 I know. 00:04:06.222 --> 00:04:06.942 He's gone. 00:04:08.654 --> 00:04:09.694 Bring him back! 00:04:09.694 --> 00:04:12.834 You can't cry yet, you need 2 weeks. Keep it dry... 00:04:14.100 --> 00:04:17.340 Don't don't. Look up. 00:04:21.840 --> 00:04:24.560 So, how did the patient survived the fall? 00:04:25.644 --> 00:04:26.684 Well he's a cat. 00:04:26.684 --> 00:04:28.748 And how long has he been on life support? 00:04:29.280 --> 00:04:33.480 Mr. Whiskerstein has been cat-atonic since yesterday afternoon. 00:04:33.640 --> 00:04:36.800 Whiskerstein. As in John Whiskerstein? 00:04:37.060 --> 00:04:38.920 Let me see that. 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.694 And how are we feeling today Mr. Whiskerstein? 00:04:42.180 --> 00:04:46.120 Oh god. My eye! Stop clawing my left eye! 00:04:46.380 --> 00:04:52.120 Are you alright? You seemed frazzled. Yes, yes. I'm purrr-fectly fine. 00:04:53.300 --> 00:04:55.960 I have to do my rounds. Go right ahead 00:04:55.960 --> 00:05:01.040 I'll keep an eye, on Mr. Whiskerstein for you.