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Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.34,0:00:13.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me Nurse Kathy, I know you're high again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.23,0:00:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ward, but you get a serious drug problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.80,0:00:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can get us all sued for meow-practice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.68,0:00:25.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mean you get a free pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.94,0:00:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blackmail! Ha! Who's gonna believe you over me? I'm a big deal here and cat hospital
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.43,0:00:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're nothing but a pill-popping cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.56,0:00:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of my way Dr.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.38,0:00:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is he so angry all the time? Well, he didn't used to be, ten years ago he was a brilliant surgeon,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who loved his job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.64,0:00:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how are we feeling today\NMr. Whiskerstein?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.25,0:00:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh! My left eye! Oh god!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.10,0:00:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nurse Mittens was there, we're you Nurse Mittens?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.34,0:00:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, they wouldn't let him operate with only one eye and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.61,0:00:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poor depth perception.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.88,0:01:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's sexy too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.41,0:01:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey sweet thing. We still on for tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.13,0:01:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, it's our one month
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.54,0:01:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anniversary. Did you get the Cat Stevens tickets? You know it. My buddy Tiger saw him last night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.77,0:01:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had cat box seats, said laser pointer show\Nwas off the hook.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.03,0:01:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pick you up after your shift?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.34,0:01:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nurse Mittens. {MEOW}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.36,0:01:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry to tell you Mr. Peterson, but you have six months to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.23,0:01:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but this is your second life, so you\Nhave seven more left!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.36,0:01:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Timothy, I want you to know that I love you even though\NI've never seen your face and you've
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.90,0:01:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never seen mine. After I had the accident,\NI thought I would die, but now I think
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.49,0:01:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the best thing that ever happened\Nto me because without the accident I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.76,0:01:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never would have met you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.81,0:01:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is so true.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.72,0:02:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Timothy, do you think I could touch your face?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.00,0:02:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to see you with my hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.21,0:02:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.52,0:02:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you're very hairy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.31,0:02:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.65,0:02:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh a collar. You're not a priest are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.82,0:02:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could use a priest in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.10,0:02:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit Scratch Adams, we pay you to heal the patients not entertain them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.33,0:02:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I disagree.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.49,0:02:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laughter is not the best medicine.\NMedicine is the best medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.86,0:02:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh low-five. I'm not falling for that again.\NI'm not falling for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.07,0:02:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok. Low-five. Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.60,0:02:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everytime! Get outta here!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.88,0:02:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're Bobby's father.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.24,0:02:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen to me, I know damn well he didn't\Nget those scratches from falling off a see-saw,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.49,0:02:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they came from your claws.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.30,0:02:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't be saying Meow when Kitty Protective
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.97,0:03:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Services comes in here and throws you're furry ass into the pound!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.43,0:03:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.80,0:03:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ty! Nurse Mittens.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.26,0:03:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. She just started rubbing up against\Nmy leg and one thing led to another.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.68,0:03:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always knew you were just another tail\Nchaser.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never meant to hurt you. But we're in love.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.75,0:03:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right Nurse Mittens?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.50,0:03:26.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.100,0:03:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You two deserve each other!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.84,0:03:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nurse Mittens?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.34,0:03:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look just how I pictured. How do I look?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.54,0:03:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOOOO!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.22,0:03:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men are dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.12,0:03:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cats are dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.49,0:03:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm, there's other fish in the sea.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.20,0:04:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want a fish, I want him!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.46,0:04:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.22,0:04:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.65,0:04:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring him back!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.69,0:04:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't cry yet, you need 2 weeks. Keep it dry...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.10,0:04:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't don't. Look up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.84,0:04:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how did the patient survived the fall?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.64,0:04:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well he's a cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.68,0:04:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how long has he been on life support?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.28,0:04:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Whiskerstein has been cat-atonic since yesterday afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.64,0:04:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whiskerstein. As in John Whiskerstein?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.06,0:04:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.24,0:04:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how are we feeling today\NMr. Whiskerstein?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.18,0:04:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god. My eye! Stop clawing my left eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.38,0:04:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you alright? You seemed frazzled. Yes, yes. I'm purrr-fectly fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.30,0:04:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to do my rounds. Go right ahead
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.96,0:05:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll keep an eye, on Mr. Whiskerstein for\Nyou.