WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.467 (laughs) 00:00:01.467 --> 00:00:04.319 (upbeat music) 00:00:04.319 --> 00:00:06.255 All right, power through, power through! 00:00:06.255 --> 00:00:08.803 It's a drinking fountain, it's like highschool! 00:00:08.803 --> 00:00:10.314 Ooooh! 00:00:10.314 --> 00:00:11.040 (laugh) 00:00:11.041 --> 00:00:11.761 (upbeat music) 00:00:11.761 --> 00:00:13.751 (natural sounds) 00:00:14.722 --> 00:00:16.629 Welcome to The Yard everybody! 00:00:16.629 --> 00:00:17.400 (popping sounds) 00:00:17.974 --> 00:00:19.111 I missed mine. 00:00:19.111 --> 00:00:19.841 (popping sound) 00:00:20.325 --> 00:00:21.075 (popping sound) 00:00:21.075 --> 00:00:23.818 Ooh you fucking hit me in the face! 00:00:23.818 --> 00:00:24.682 Canada comes last. 00:00:24.682 --> 00:00:25.941 Holy shit! 00:00:26.478 --> 00:00:28.426 You just don't know how to use a firearm. 00:00:28.426 --> 00:00:29.287 (laugh) 00:00:29.287 --> 00:00:30.434 Oh it smells now! 00:00:30.434 --> 00:00:31.605 Do you think this is ok, 00:00:31.605 --> 00:00:33.136 are we going to get smoked out? 00:00:33.136 --> 00:00:34.944 We don't have a lot of guns in Canada. 00:00:34.944 --> 00:00:37.997 Yeah, that's what I'm saying you don't know how to use a firearm? 00:00:37.997 --> 00:00:39.237 We're gonna Wu Tang the... 00:00:39.237 --> 00:00:40.113 What's a good...? 00:00:40.113 --> 00:00:41.442 ... Wu Tang the 4th of july 00:00:41.442 --> 00:00:44.122 We're going to Wu Tang the tnt snap. 00:00:44.122 --> 00:00:46.000 It's a little snap popper. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:46.866 Party poppers. 00:00:46.866 --> 00:00:48.056 Why don't you Wu Tang it? 00:00:48.056 --> 00:00:49.036 Not the fun poppers. 00:00:49.036 --> 00:00:49.996 Hit it real quick. 00:00:49.996 --> 00:00:50.796 Hit that shit. 00:00:50.796 --> 00:00:53.052 Look, for a podcast to be nominated 00:00:53.052 --> 00:00:54.692 for a podcast award, it needs to 00:00:54.692 --> 00:00:56.712 introduce all the guests at the beginning. 00:00:56.712 --> 00:00:57.782 That's a rule of it. 00:00:57.782 --> 00:00:58.512 Okay. 00:00:58.512 --> 00:01:00.186 So welcome to The Yard everybody, 00:01:00.186 --> 00:01:03.468 it's our podcast, featuring Ludwig... 00:01:05.563 --> 00:01:06.803 You gotta intro yourself. 00:01:06.803 --> 00:01:08.409 Okay, from the top, from the top, 00:01:08.409 --> 00:01:09.329 I got it, I got it 00:01:09.329 --> 00:01:11.089 Anthony is really stressed out 00:01:11.089 --> 00:01:12.729 but go ahead, say your name again? 00:01:12.729 --> 00:01:13.899 Yeah, it's Ludwig. 00:01:13.899 --> 00:01:14.639 I'm Nick. 00:01:14.639 --> 00:01:15.449 I'm Aiden! 00:01:15.449 --> 00:01:16.459 What's up I'm Slime 00:01:16.459 --> 00:01:18.009 or Anthony, that's fine too. 00:01:18.009 --> 00:01:19.459 You gotta tell them which one. 00:01:19.459 --> 00:01:21.449 I don't think I do, because I think that 00:01:21.449 --> 00:01:23.930 some... like Ludwig will call me Slime 00:01:23.930 --> 00:01:26.722 and Aiden will call me Anthony and Nick... 00:01:26.722 --> 00:01:27.439 will... 00:01:27.439 --> 00:01:28.209 dealer's choice. 00:01:28.209 --> 00:01:30.279 Dude do you know how many dms I've gotten, 00:01:30.279 --> 00:01:32.359 after starting the Yard's twitter account, 00:01:32.359 --> 00:01:34.279 from people saying "Hey I went to follow 00:01:34.279 --> 00:01:36.809 everyone who's on the podcast but Slime blocked me." 00:01:36.809 --> 00:01:37.567 (laugh) 00:01:37.567 --> 00:01:38.289 Why is that? 00:01:38.289 --> 00:01:39.429 Anime profile pictures. 00:01:39.429 --> 00:01:40.559 I got a bunch of those. 00:01:40.559 --> 00:01:42.209 I blocked a bunch of people today! 00:01:42.209 --> 00:01:44.239 Because I tweeted about Smash Summit stuff 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:46.169 and then they just replied with à propos 00:01:46.169 --> 00:01:48.120 of nothing, and I just get so mad. 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:50.299 I'm just like: "Please stop talking to me. 00:01:50.299 --> 00:01:52.389 This isn't for you, there is no reason for 00:01:52.389 --> 00:01:54.319 you to talk to me, and then I block them 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:56.399 and it makes me... it's just like a sweet 00:01:56.399 --> 00:01:58.239 little... it's like getting cereal, 00:01:58.239 --> 00:01:59.522 but only the marshmallows. 00:01:59.522 --> 00:02:01.355 I thought you said you changed a leaf! 00:02:01.355 --> 00:02:02.945 Does it actually satisfy you? 00:02:02.945 --> 00:02:03.655 Yeah 100%! 00:02:03.655 --> 00:02:05.755 Because the feeling I get when I do that, 00:02:05.755 --> 00:02:08.525 is knowing that I will never have to deal with any of that. 00:02:08.525 --> 00:02:12.265 There is an infinite horde of them and Anthony just has an unbeatable weapon 00:02:12.265 --> 00:02:13.277 with infinite ammo. 00:02:13.277 --> 00:02:14.387 It doesn't ever break! 00:02:14.387 --> 00:02:17.047 It's like Call of Duty Zombies though, you'll never win! 00:02:17.047 --> 00:02:19.507 Yeah but how many hours did you guys sink into that? 00:02:19.507 --> 00:02:20.287 Good amount. 00:02:20.287 --> 00:02:21.337 Hell yeah brother! 00:02:21.337 --> 00:02:22.347 And I'm not done yet! 00:02:22.347 --> 00:02:24.427 There's gotta be diminishing returns though. 00:02:24.427 --> 00:02:26.387 They are, yeah, actually when you get to 00:02:26.387 --> 00:02:29.497 the later rounds, you have all the power punches, all the packups, 00:02:29.497 --> 00:02:30.577 all the juicer fruits. 00:02:30.577 --> 00:02:31.857 You're gonna hit a wall. 00:02:31.857 --> 00:02:33.647 There is an extension I read about, 00:02:33.647 --> 00:02:35.637 I didn't go seeking this out, there is an 00:02:35.637 --> 00:02:37.547 extension called like Ultranuke, where 00:02:37.547 --> 00:02:39.367 if you block somebody it blocks 00:02:39.367 --> 00:02:41.457 everyone who interacts with that tweet too. 00:02:41.457 --> 00:02:42.387 (blows raspberries) 00:02:42.387 --> 00:02:43.717 I think it's really funny. 00:02:43.717 --> 00:02:44.527 That is insane. 00:02:44.527 --> 00:02:45.257 Yeah. 00:02:45.257 --> 00:02:46.607 What if you just do that... 00:02:46.607 --> 00:02:47.657 I might go for that. 00:02:47.657 --> 00:02:49.697 You know what'd be a fun stream for you? 00:02:49.697 --> 00:02:51.617 So you can do this thing this has been 00:02:51.617 --> 00:02:54.516 happening to me lately cause my mods have a much shorter... 00:02:55.494 --> 00:02:56.227 Height! 00:02:56.227 --> 00:02:57.307 temperament than I do. 00:02:57.627 --> 00:03:00.580 And so they hate things like "Ludwin" 00:03:00.580 --> 00:03:01.908 or like short jokes 00:03:01.908 --> 00:03:03.997 Yeah they get really pissy about old jokes. 00:03:03.997 --> 00:03:07.558 They get really pissy and they have autobanned phrases. 00:03:07.558 --> 00:03:09.292 And one of them is "ban me". 00:03:09.292 --> 00:03:13.328 And one time, I was like "Hey guys" and I said "ban me". 00:03:13.328 --> 00:03:16.314 So someone typed it, they got banned for like a full day. 00:03:16.314 --> 00:03:18.476 And then everybody as a joke, 00:03:18.476 --> 00:03:19.937 like 500 people, 00:03:19.937 --> 00:03:21.465 just got banned for a day, 00:03:21.465 --> 00:03:23.287 just by typing it in chat. You could 00:03:23.287 --> 00:03:24.607 do that. You could do like 00:03:24.607 --> 00:03:26.567 a stream called "if you type [this word], 00:03:26.567 --> 00:03:28.107 you will be banned permanently". 00:03:28.107 --> 00:03:30.907 Here's the thing though, I don't really care as much about 00:03:30.907 --> 00:03:34.686 Twitch because like, I don't get a lot of people coming through as traffic 00:03:34.686 --> 00:03:36.271 so it would be over really fast. 00:03:36.271 --> 00:03:39.391 Let's do an Otto script then, like Ottomated, he'll make a script, 00:03:39.391 --> 00:03:42.737 you tweet, you say "if you're part of this tweet, you will be blocked." 00:03:42.737 --> 00:03:43.917 I would love to do that. 00:03:43.917 --> 00:03:46.437 BUT, I would love to pull each trigger individually. 00:03:46.437 --> 00:03:47.747 That is so much more work! 00:03:47.747 --> 00:03:49.817 I was gonna say, if you do an otto script, 00:03:49.817 --> 00:03:51.661 it takes so much of the art out of it. 00:03:51.661 --> 00:03:52.382 Yeah. 00:03:52.382 --> 00:03:53.117 No! 00:03:53.117 --> 00:03:56.526 You need like a big red button on your desk that pops up on the screen, 00:03:56.526 --> 00:03:58.420 you have one in queue, and you can just 00:03:58.420 --> 00:03:59.262 This is not art. 00:03:59.262 --> 00:04:01.373 This is like a human in runescape 00:04:01.373 --> 00:04:02.837 grinding 99 smithing. 00:04:02.837 --> 00:04:04.517 And isn't that beautiful in a way? 00:04:04.517 --> 00:04:06.047 No, script it, it's way easier 00:04:06.047 --> 00:04:07.927 you get the same skill cape at the end. 00:04:07.927 --> 00:04:09.947 No, you're not listening to him talk about 00:04:09.947 --> 00:04:11.897 what he's doing. It's like the beauty of 00:04:11.897 --> 00:04:13.587 clicking block on each individual. 00:04:13.587 --> 00:04:15.535 All right shingles boy, what's going on? 00:04:15.535 --> 00:04:17.656 Little bit of the shingle bells time! 00:04:17.656 --> 00:04:20.781 So, Aiden, you came back from a trip 00:04:20.781 --> 00:04:23.351 but before that trip you had some problems. 00:04:23.351 --> 00:04:24.271 Yeah. 00:04:24.271 --> 00:04:27.931 And you found out what they were today, let's talk about it cause it's gross. 00:04:27.931 --> 00:04:29.461 Yeah, so like a week ago... 00:04:29.461 --> 00:04:30.661 Show the video viewers. 00:04:30.661 --> 00:04:31.861 Am I gonna show it now? 00:04:31.861 --> 00:04:33.081 Yeah show your shingles! 00:04:33.081 --> 00:04:34.331 Do I show you guys first? 00:04:34.331 --> 00:04:36.171 Zipper, can we get a close up on that? 00:04:36.171 --> 00:04:37.701 We have never seen his shingles. 00:04:37.701 --> 00:04:39.871 Ok, just take off your shirt, Zipper gotta... 00:04:39.871 --> 00:04:41.551 Zipper's in a booth by the way. 00:04:41.551 --> 00:04:44.271 Can we also, Archie, blur out his nipples? 00:04:44.271 --> 00:04:44.981 Okay. 00:04:44.981 --> 00:04:45.711 Wait, that's... 00:04:45.711 --> 00:04:46.911 Oooh! 00:04:46.911 --> 00:04:47.701 God. 00:04:47.701 --> 00:04:48.461 Dude! 00:04:48.461 --> 00:04:49.181 Shingle boy! 00:04:49.181 --> 00:04:50.241 I can breathe it in. 00:04:50.241 --> 00:04:51.061 That looks like, 00:04:51.061 --> 00:04:52.631 that looks like Hawaii on a map. 00:04:52.631 --> 00:04:53.336 It does! 00:04:53.336 --> 00:04:54.066 It does... 00:04:54.066 --> 00:04:54.836 Oh! 00:04:54.836 --> 00:04:55.876 Oh my god the size! 00:04:55.876 --> 00:04:58.011 It's so much worst from this side! 00:04:58.011 --> 00:04:59.111 Dude, oh my god! 00:04:59.111 --> 00:05:00.801 Dude he's like a teacher who's like 00:05:00.801 --> 00:05:02.421 "There's 7 islands, here's Oahu." 00:05:02.421 --> 00:05:03.371 (laugh) 00:05:03.371 --> 00:05:04.831 "Earth, wind, fire, water." 00:05:04.831 --> 00:05:05.551 Oh! 00:05:05.551 --> 00:05:06.401 Oh my god! 00:05:06.401 --> 00:05:07.371 Damn, you look bad! 00:05:07.371 --> 00:05:08.341 You look bad... 00:05:08.341 --> 00:05:10.331 He touched me earlier and I freaked out. 00:05:10.331 --> 00:05:11.259 No no no no no no! 00:05:11.259 --> 00:05:12.245 Wow wow wow wow wow! 00:05:12.245 --> 00:05:13.481 No you, you, you... 00:05:13.481 --> 00:05:14.791 you sit back down! 00:05:14.791 --> 00:05:16.611 This is literally... this is a crime! 00:05:16.611 --> 00:05:17.771 This is a federal crime. 00:05:17.771 --> 00:05:18.531 Nobody moves. 00:05:18.531 --> 00:05:19.291 Jesus Christ. 00:05:19.291 --> 00:05:21.271 Yeah, Aimen going to go to the 7-Eleven 00:05:21.271 --> 00:05:22.701 holding up with his shingles! 00:05:22.701 --> 00:05:24.791 Hey give me everything that you guys have! 00:05:24.791 --> 00:05:27.521 Look at me I'm gross, give me the money in the register! 00:05:27.521 --> 00:05:28.801 All the taquitos you have! 00:05:28.801 --> 00:05:30.831 It's like the Dave Chapelle bit where that 00:05:30.831 --> 00:05:32.751 guy's holding up the bus, jerking off. 00:05:32.751 --> 00:05:34.631 Yeah, and he's like looking at people, 00:05:34.631 --> 00:05:35.471 he's like... 00:05:35.471 --> 00:05:39.172 Wait, so you knew you had this before you went to see your friends in Atlanta? 00:05:39.172 --> 00:05:40.610 I didn't know I had shingles! 00:05:40.610 --> 00:05:42.620 To his defense, I saw it before he went, 00:05:42.620 --> 00:05:43.790 it was so much smaller. 00:05:43.790 --> 00:05:45.130 It was just a little circle. 00:05:45.130 --> 00:05:46.820 Ok, cause what I was gonna say is 00:05:46.820 --> 00:05:48.850 he has shingles then he goes to this thing 00:05:48.850 --> 00:05:50.660 and it's not like gamers hanging out, 00:05:50.660 --> 00:05:52.360 they're playing sports and shit! 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:54.520 Which is like the best way to pass shingles! 00:05:54.520 --> 00:05:55.330 Did you like... 00:05:55.330 --> 00:05:57.070 did they see your weird, gross body? 00:05:57.070 --> 00:05:57.870 Yes! 00:05:57.870 --> 00:06:01.490 You're like one of those antivaxers who goes on public and coughs on people. 00:06:01.490 --> 00:06:03.650 I almost went to the ER while I was there. 00:06:03.650 --> 00:06:04.650 Because it got worse? 00:06:04.650 --> 00:06:05.960 Because it hurts so badly. 00:06:05.960 --> 00:06:08.280 I literally feel tingles in my throat right now. 00:06:08.280 --> 00:06:09.750 I'm getting anxious sitting... 00:06:09.750 --> 00:06:12.107 I hate that I'm sitting next to the shingles boy. 00:06:12.107 --> 00:06:14.057 Did you not go cause you like kinda felt 00:06:14.057 --> 00:06:16.446 like the Joker? And you like that feeling? 00:06:16.446 --> 00:06:18.596 You are patient zero, you're the guy 00:06:18.596 --> 00:06:21.777 who fucked the bat, who gave us all covid 19. 00:06:21.777 --> 00:06:23.267 Fuck the bat over your dick... 00:06:23.267 --> 00:06:24.667 (laughs) 00:06:24.667 --> 00:06:27.037 Whoever fucked the bat is who brought us covid. 00:06:27.037 --> 00:06:29.026 I didn't intentionally infect my friends! 00:06:29.026 --> 00:06:30.535 You are patient zero bro. 00:06:30.535 --> 00:06:32.840 I went to the doctor before this trip. 00:06:32.840 --> 00:06:33.573 Yeah. 00:06:33.573 --> 00:06:37.317 I went to the doctor before this trip and I just had a pain that was keeping me up. 00:06:37.317 --> 00:06:39.401 What did the doctor say that he let you go? 00:06:39.401 --> 00:06:40.885 No, I didn't have the rash yet! 00:06:40.885 --> 00:06:41.817 Ooh... 00:06:41.817 --> 00:06:44.177 I though the doctor saw the rash, he's like "eh" 00:06:44.177 --> 00:06:45.687 He's like: "This will clear up" 00:06:45.687 --> 00:06:46.687 Little aloe vera... 00:06:46.687 --> 00:06:47.887 That will be 200 dollars. 00:06:47.887 --> 00:06:49.132 (laughs) 00:06:49.132 --> 00:06:52.210 No. And then they didn't help at all because... 00:06:52.210 --> 00:06:55.146 I mean there was no rash, so I guess it's not as obvious yet. 00:06:55.146 --> 00:06:58.382 And then the pain got better, for like 2 days! 00:06:58.382 --> 00:07:02.046 And then all of a sudden it's the day of day of my trip, I have this rash. 00:07:02.046 --> 00:07:04.243 And my bloodwork is not back yet. 00:07:04.243 --> 00:07:06.306 And I'm like: 00:07:06.306 --> 00:07:09.738 "If I bail, they will flame me." 00:07:09.738 --> 00:07:11.011 Yeah, 100%. 00:07:11.011 --> 00:07:12.594 Cause you guys barely hang out. 00:07:12.594 --> 00:07:14.741 And the first appointment, 00:07:14.741 --> 00:07:16.713 they didn't say it was anything serious. 00:07:16.713 --> 00:07:19.812 So I was like: "If they didn't say it was serious the first time, 00:07:19.812 --> 00:07:23.175 and I'm gonna get flamed by my friends for backing out, I'll just go." 00:07:23.175 --> 00:07:24.615 It also didn't look this bad! 00:07:24.615 --> 00:07:26.575 It also definitely didn't look this bad! 00:07:26.575 --> 00:07:29.495 We should paint a picture because we're being disrespectful, 00:07:29.495 --> 00:07:33.065 this is an audio podcast for many of you guys. We love our audio listeners! 00:07:33.065 --> 00:07:37.517 If you have free time this day, just google "really really ugly disgusting 00:07:37.517 --> 00:07:42.262 shingle boy", and then it will be exactly like whatever comes up on Google Images. 00:07:42.262 --> 00:07:44.221 And it's Aiden's high school photo! 00:07:44.221 --> 00:07:47.751 Yeah, we got any Google SEO users out there? Maybe we just get that top of 00:07:47.751 --> 00:07:51.231 Yeah this is where we start a Reddit to get it to the top for that result.