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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.47,0:00:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.32,0:00:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, power through, power through!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.26,0:00:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a drinking fountain,\Nit's like highschool!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.80,0:00:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.31,0:00:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.04,0:00:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.76,0:00:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(natural sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to The Yard everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.63,0:00:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(popping sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.97,0:00:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I missed mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.11,0:00:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(popping sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.32,0:00:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(popping sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.08,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh you fucking hit me in the face!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.82,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Canada comes last.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.68,0:00:25.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.48,0:00:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just don't know how to use a firearm.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.43,0:00:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.29,0:00:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh it smells now!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.43,0:00:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think this is ok,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.60,0:00:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are we going to get smoked out?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.14,0:00:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't have a lot of guns in Canada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.94,0:00:37.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's what I'm saying\Nyou don't know how to use a firearm?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.100,0:00:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna Wu Tang the...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's a good...?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.11,0:00:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... Wu Tang the 4th of july
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.44,0:00:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to Wu Tang the tnt snap.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.12,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a little snap popper.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:46.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Party poppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.87,0:00:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you Wu Tang it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.06,0:00:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the fun poppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:49.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit it real quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.100,0:00:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit that shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.80,0:00:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, for a podcast to be nominated
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.05,0:00:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a podcast award, it needs to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.69,0:00:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,introduce all the guests at the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.71,0:00:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a rule of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.78,0:00:58.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.51,0:01:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So welcome to The Yard everybody,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.19,0:01:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's our podcast, featuring Ludwig...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.56,0:01:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta intro yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.80,0:01:08.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, from the top, from the top,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.41,0:01:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it, I got it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.33,0:01:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony is really stressed out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.09,0:01:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but go ahead, \Nsay your name again?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.73,0:01:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's Ludwig.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.90,0:01:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Nick.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.64,0:01:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Aiden!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.45,0:01:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up I'm Slime
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.46,0:01:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Anthony, that's fine too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.01,0:01:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta tell them which one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.46,0:01:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I do, because I think that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.45,0:01:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some... like Ludwig will call me Slime
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.93,0:01:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Aiden will call me Anthony and Nick...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.72,0:01:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.44,0:01:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dealer's choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.21,0:01:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude do you know how many dms I've gotten,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.28,0:01:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after starting the Yard's twitter account,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.36,0:01:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from people saying "Hey I went to follow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.28,0:01:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone who's on the podcast \Nbut Slime blocked me."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.81,0:01:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.57,0:01:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.29,0:01:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anime profile pictures.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.43,0:01:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a bunch of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.56,0:01:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I blocked a bunch of people today!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.21,0:01:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I tweeted about Smash Summit stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.24,0:01:46.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then they just replied with à propos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.17,0:01:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of nothing, and I just get so mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.12,0:01:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just like: "Please stop talking to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.30,0:01:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't for you, there is no reason for
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.39,0:01:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you to talk to me, and then I block them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it makes me... it's just like a sweet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.40,0:01:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little... it's like getting cereal,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.24,0:01:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only the marshmallows.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.52,0:02:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you said you changed a leaf!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.36,0:02:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does it actually satisfy you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.94,0:02:03.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah 100%!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.66,0:02:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the feeling I get when I do that,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.76,0:02:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is knowing that I will never have to deal\Nwith any of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.52,0:02:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is an infinite horde of them and \NAnthony just has an unbeatable weapon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.26,0:02:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with infinite ammo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.28,0:02:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't ever break!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.39,0:02:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like Call of Duty Zombies though,\Nyou'll never win!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.05,0:02:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah but how many hours did you guys\Nsink into that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.51,0:02:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good amount.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.29,0:02:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.34,0:02:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not done yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.35,0:02:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's gotta be diminishing\Nreturns though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.43,0:02:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are, yeah, actually when you get to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.39,0:02:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the later rounds, you have all the power\Npunches, all the packups,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.50,0:02:30.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the juicer fruits.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.58,0:02:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna hit a wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.86,0:02:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is an extension I read about,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.65,0:02:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't go seeking this out, there is an
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.64,0:02:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,extension called like Ultranuke, where
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.55,0:02:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you block somebody it blocks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.37,0:02:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone who interacts \Nwith that tweet too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.46,0:02:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blows raspberries)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.39,0:02:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's really funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.72,0:02:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is insane.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.53,0:02:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.26,0:02:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if you just do that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.61,0:02:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might go for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.66,0:02:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what'd be a fun stream for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.70,0:02:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you can do this thing this has been
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.62,0:02:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happening to me lately cause my mods have\Na much shorter...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.49,0:02:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Height!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.23,0:02:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,temperament than I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.63,0:03:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so they hate things like "Ludwin"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.58,0:03:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or like short jokes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.91,0:03:03.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah they get really pissy \Nabout old jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.100,0:03:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get really pissy and they have \Nautobanned phrases.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.56,0:03:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one of them is "ban me".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.29,0:03:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one time, I was like "Hey guys" \Nand I said "ban me".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.33,0:03:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So someone typed it, \Nthey got banned for like a full day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.31,0:03:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then everybody as a joke,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.48,0:03:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like 500 people,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.94,0:03:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just got banned for a day,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.46,0:03:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just by typing it in chat. You could
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.29,0:03:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do that. You could do like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.61,0:03:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a stream called "if you type [this word],
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.57,0:03:28.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will be banned permanently".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.11,0:03:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the thing though, \NI don't really care as much about
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.91,0:03:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twitch because like, I don't get a lot of\Npeople coming through as traffic
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.69,0:03:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it would be over really fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.27,0:03:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do an Otto script then,\Nlike Ottomated, he'll make a script,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.39,0:03:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you tweet, you say "if you're part of this\Ntweet, you will be blocked."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.74,0:03:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would love to do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.92,0:03:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BUT, I would love to pull each trigger\Nindividually.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.44,0:03:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is so much more work!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.75,0:03:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna say, if you do an otto script,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.82,0:03:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it takes so much of the art out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.66,0:03:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.38,0:03:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.12,0:03:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need like a big red button on your \Ndesk that pops up on the screen,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.53,0:03:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have one in queue, and you can just
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.42,0:03:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not art.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.26,0:04:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is like a human in runescape
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.37,0:04:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,grinding 99 smithing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.84,0:04:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And isn't that beautiful in a way?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.52,0:04:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, script it, it's way easier
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.05,0:04:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get the same skill cape at the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.93,0:04:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you're not listening to him talk about
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.95,0:04:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what he's doing. It's like the beauty of
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.90,0:04:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clicking block on each individual.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.59,0:04:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right shingles boy, what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.54,0:04:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little bit of the shingle bells time!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.66,0:04:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Aiden, you came back from a trip
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.78,0:04:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but before that trip \Nyou had some problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.35,0:04:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.27,0:04:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you found out what they were today,\Nlet's talk about it cause it's gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.93,0:04:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so like a week ago...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.46,0:04:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Show the video viewers.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.66,0:04:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I gonna show it now?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.86,0:04:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah show your shingles!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.08,0:04:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I show you guys first?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.33,0:04:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zipper, can we get a close up on that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.17,0:04:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have never seen his shingles.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.70,0:04:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, just take off your shirt, \NZipper gotta...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.87,0:04:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zipper's in a booth by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.55,0:04:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we also, Archie, blur out his nipples?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.27,0:04:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.98,0:04:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.71,0:04:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.91,0:04:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.70,0:04:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.46,0:04:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shingle boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.18,0:04:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can breathe it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.24,0:04:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That looks like,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.06,0:04:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that looks like Hawaii on a map.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.63,0:04:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It does!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.34,0:04:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It does...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.07,0:04:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.84,0:04:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god the size!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.88,0:04:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so much worst from this side!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.01,0:04:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.11,0:05:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude he's like a teacher who's like
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.80,0:05:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"There's 7 islands, here's Oahu."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.42,0:05:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.37,0:05:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Earth, wind, fire, water."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.83,0:05:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.55,0:05:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.40,0:05:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn, you look bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.37,0:05:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look bad...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.34,0:05:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He touched me earlier and I freaked out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.33,0:05:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no no no no!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.26,0:05:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow wow wow wow wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.24,0:05:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you, you, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.48,0:05:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you sit back down!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.79,0:05:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is literally... this is a crime!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.61,0:05:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a federal crime.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.77,0:05:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody moves.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.53,0:05:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.29,0:05:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Aimen going to go to the 7-Eleven
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.27,0:05:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holding up with his shingles!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.70,0:05:24.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey give me everything that you guys have!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.79,0:05:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me I'm gross, \Ngive me the money in the register!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.52,0:05:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the taquitos you have!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.80,0:05:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like the Dave Chapelle bit where that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.83,0:05:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guy's holding up the bus, jerking off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.75,0:05:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and he's like looking at people,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.63,0:05:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's like...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.47,0:05:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, so you knew you had this before you\Nwent to see your friends in Atlanta?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.17,0:05:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know I had shingles!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.61,0:05:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To his defense, I saw it before he went,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.62,0:05:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was so much smaller.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.79,0:05:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was just a little circle.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.13,0:05:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, cause what I was gonna say is
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.82,0:05:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he has shingles then he goes to this thing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.85,0:05:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's not like gamers hanging out,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.66,0:05:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're playing sports and shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.36,0:05:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is like the best way \Nto pass shingles!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.52,0:05:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you like...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.33,0:05:57.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did they see your weird, gross body?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.07,0:05:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.87,0:06:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're like one of those antivaxers who\Ngoes on public and coughs on people.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.49,0:06:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I almost went to the ER \Nwhile I was there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.65,0:06:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it got worse?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.65,0:06:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it hurts so badly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.96,0:06:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I literally feel tingles in my throat\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.28,0:06:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting anxious sitting...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.75,0:06:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate that I'm sitting \Nnext to the shingles boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.11,0:06:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you not go cause you like kinda felt
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.06,0:06:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the Joker? And you like that feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.45,0:06:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are patient zero, you're the guy
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.60,0:06:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who fucked the bat, who gave us all \Ncovid 19.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.78,0:06:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck the bat over your dick...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.27,0:06:24.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.67,0:06:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoever fucked the bat \Nis who brought us covid.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.04,0:06:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't intentionally \Ninfect my friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.03,0:06:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are patient zero bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.54,0:06:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to the doctor before this trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.84,0:06:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.57,0:06:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to the doctor before this trip and\NI just had a pain that was keeping me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.32,0:06:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did the doctor say\Nthat he let you go?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.40,0:06:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I didn't have the rash yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.88,0:06:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.82,0:06:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I though the doctor saw the rash, \Nhe's like "eh"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.18,0:06:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like: "This will clear up"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.69,0:06:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little aloe vera...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.69,0:06:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That will be 200 dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.89,0:06:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.13,0:06:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. And then they didn't help at all\Nbecause...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.21,0:06:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean there was no rash, so I guess it's\Nnot as obvious yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.15,0:06:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then the pain got better, \Nfor like 2 days!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.38,0:07:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then all of a sudden it's the day of\Nday of my trip, I have this rash.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.05,0:07:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my bloodwork is not back yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.24,0:07:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm like:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.31,0:07:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If I bail, they will flame me."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.74,0:07:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, 100%.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.01,0:07:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause you guys barely hang out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.59,0:07:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the first appointment,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.74,0:07:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they didn't say it was anything serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.71,0:07:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was like: "If they didn't say it was\Nserious the first time,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.81,0:07:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm gonna get flamed by my friends \Nfor backing out, I'll just go."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.18,0:07:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It also didn't look this bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.62,0:07:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It also definitely didn't look this bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.58,0:07:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should paint a picture \Nbecause we're being disrespectful,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.50,0:07:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is an audio podcast for many of you\Nguys. We love our audio listeners!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.06,0:07:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you have free time this day, just\Ngoogle "really really ugly disgusting
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.52,0:07:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shingle boy", and then it will be exactly\Nlike whatever comes up on Google Images.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.26,0:07:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's Aiden's high school photo!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.22,0:07:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we got any Google SEO users out\Nthere? Maybe we just get that top of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.75,0:07:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah this is where we start a Reddit to\Nget it to the top for that result.