(laughs)
(upbeat music)
All right, power through, power through!
It's a drinking fountain, it's like highschool!
Ooooh!
(laugh)
(upbeat music)
(natural sounds)
Welcome to The Yard everybody!
(popping sounds)
I missed mine.
(popping sound)
Ooh you fucking hit me in the face!
Canada comes last.
Holy shit!
You just don't know how to use a firearm.
(laugh)
Oh it smells now!
Do you think this is ok,
are we going to get smoked out?
We don't have a lot of guns in Canada.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying you don't know how to use a firearm?
We're gonna Wu Tang the...
What's a good...?
... Wu Tang the 4th of july
We're going to Wu Tang the tnt snap.
It's a little snap popper.
Party poppers.
Why don't you Wu Tang it?
Not the fun poppers.
Hit it real quick.
Hit that shit.
Look, for a podcast to be nominated
for a podcast award, it needs to
introduce all the guests at the beginning.
That's a rule of it.
Okay.
So welcome to The Yard everybody,
it's our podcast, featuring Ludwig...
You gotta intro yourself.
Okay, from the top, from the top,
I got it, I got it
Anthony is really stressed out
but go ahead, say your name again?
Yeah, it's Ludwig.
I'm Nick.
I'm Aiden!
What's up I'm Slime
or Anthony, that's fine too.
You gotta tell them which one.
I don't think I do, because I think that
some... like Ludwig will call me Slime
and Aiden will call me Anthony and Nick...
will...
dealer's choice.
Dude do you know how many dms I've gotten,
after starting the Yard's twitter account,
from people saying "Hey I went to follow
everyone who's on the podcast but Slime blocked me."
(laugh)
Why is that?
Anime profile pictures.
I got a bunch of those.
I blocked a bunch of people today!
Because I tweeted about Smash Summit stuff
and then they just replied with à propos
of nothing, and I just get so mad.
I'm just like: "Please stop talking to me.
This isn't for you, there is no reason for
you to talk to me, and then I block them
and it makes me... it's just like a sweet
little... it's like getting cereal,
but only the marshmallows.
I thought you said you changed a leaf!
Does it actually satisfy you?
Yeah 100%!
Because the feeling I get when I do that,
is knowing that I will never have to deal with any of that.
There is an infinite horde of them and Anthony just has an unbeatable weapon
with infinite ammo.
It doesn't ever break!
It's like Call of Duty Zombies though, you'll never win!
Yeah but how many hours did you guys sink into that?
Good amount.
Hell yeah brother!
And I'm not done yet!
There's gotta be diminishing returns though.
They are, yeah, actually when you get to
the later rounds, you have all the power punches, all the packups,
all the juicer fruits.
You're gonna hit a wall.
There is an extension I read about,
I didn't go seeking this out, there is an
extension called like Ultranuke, where
if you block somebody it blocks
everyone who interacts with that tweet too.
(blows raspberries)
I think it's really funny.
That is insane.
Yeah.
What if you just do that...
I might go for that.
You know what'd be a fun stream for you?
So you can do this thing this has been
happening to me lately cause my mods have a much shorter...
Height!
temperament than I do.
And so they hate things like "Ludwin"
or like short jokes
Yeah they get really pissy about old jokes.
They get really pissy and they have autobanned phrases.
And one of them is "ban me".
And one time, I was like "Hey guys" and I said "ban me".
So someone typed it, they got banned for like a full day.
And then everybody as a joke,
like 500 people,
just got banned for a day,
just by typing it in chat. You could
do that. You could do like
a stream called "if you type [this word],
you will be banned permanently".
Here's the thing though, I don't really care as much about
Twitch because like, I don't get a lot of people coming through as traffic
so it would be over really fast.
Let's do an Otto script then, like Ottomated, he'll make a script,
you tweet, you say "if you're part of this tweet, you will be blocked."
I would love to do that.
BUT, I would love to pull each trigger individually.
That is so much more work!
I was gonna say, if you do an otto script,
it takes so much of the art out of it.
Yeah.
No!
You need like a big red button on your desk that pops up on the screen,
you have one in queue, and you can just
This is not art.
This is like a human in runescape
grinding 99 smithing.
And isn't that beautiful in a way?
No, script it, it's way easier
you get the same skill cape at the end.
No, you're not listening to him talk about
what he's doing. It's like the beauty of
clicking block on each individual.
All right shingles boy, what's going on?
Little bit of the shingle bells time!
So, Aiden, you came back from a trip
but before that trip you had some problems.
Yeah.
And you found out what they were today, let's talk about it cause it's gross.
Yeah, so like a week ago...
Show the video viewers.
Am I gonna show it now?
Yeah show your shingles!
Do I show you guys first?
Zipper, can we get a close up on that?
We have never seen his shingles.
Ok, just take off your shirt, Zipper gotta...
Zipper's in a booth by the way.
Can we also, Archie, blur out his nipples?
Okay.
Wait, that's...
Oooh!
God.
Dude!
Shingle boy!
I can breathe it in.
That looks like,
that looks like Hawaii on a map.
It does!
It does...
Oh!
Oh my god the size!
It's so much worst from this side!
Dude, oh my god!
Dude he's like a teacher who's like
"There's 7 islands, here's Oahu."
(laugh)
"Earth, wind, fire, water."
Oh!
Oh my god!
Damn, you look bad!
You look bad...
He touched me earlier and I freaked out.
No no no no no no!
Wow wow wow wow wow!
No you, you, you...
you sit back down!
This is literally... this is a crime!
This is a federal crime.
Nobody moves.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, Aimen going to go to the 7-Eleven
holding up with his shingles!
Hey give me everything that you guys have!
Look at me I'm gross, give me the money in the register!
All the taquitos you have!
It's like the Dave Chapelle bit where that
guy's holding up the bus, jerking off.
Yeah, and he's like looking at people,
he's like...
Wait, so you knew you had this before you went to see your friends in Atlanta?
I didn't know I had shingles!
To his defense, I saw it before he went,
it was so much smaller.
It was just a little circle.
Ok, cause what I was gonna say is
he has shingles then he goes to this thing
and it's not like gamers hanging out,
they're playing sports and shit!
Which is like the best way to pass shingles!
Did you like...
did they see your weird, gross body?
Yes!
You're like one of those antivaxers who goes on public and coughs on people.
I almost went to the ER while I was there.
Because it got worse?
Because it hurts so badly.
I literally feel tingles in my throat right now.
I'm getting anxious sitting...
I hate that I'm sitting next to the shingles boy.
Did you not go cause you like kinda felt
like the Joker? And you like that feeling?
You are patient zero, you're the guy
who fucked the bat, who gave us all covid 19.
Fuck the bat over your dick...
(laughs)
Whoever fucked the bat is who brought us covid.
I didn't intentionally infect my friends!
You are patient zero bro.
I went to the doctor before this trip.
Yeah.
I went to the doctor before this trip and I just had a pain that was keeping me up.
What did the doctor say that he let you go?
No, I didn't have the rash yet!
Ooh...
I though the doctor saw the rash, he's like "eh"
He's like: "This will clear up"
Little aloe vera...
That will be 200 dollars.
(laughs)
No. And then they didn't help at all because...
I mean there was no rash, so I guess it's not as obvious yet.
And then the pain got better, for like 2 days!
And then all of a sudden it's the day of day of my trip, I have this rash.
And my bloodwork is not back yet.
And I'm like:
"If I bail, they will flame me."
Yeah, 100%.
Cause you guys barely hang out.
And the first appointment,
they didn't say it was anything serious.
So I was like: "If they didn't say it was serious the first time,
and I'm gonna get flamed by my friends for backing out, I'll just go."
It also didn't look this bad!
It also definitely didn't look this bad!
We should paint a picture because we're being disrespectful,
this is an audio podcast for many of you guys. We love our audio listeners!
If you have free time this day, just google "really really ugly disgusting
shingle boy", and then it will be exactly like whatever comes up on Google Images.
And it's Aiden's high school photo!
Yeah, we got any Google SEO users out there? Maybe we just get that top of
Yeah this is where we start a Reddit to get it to the top for that result.