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(upbeat music)

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All right, power through, power through!

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It's a drinking fountain,
it's like highschool!

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Ooooh!

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(upbeat music)

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(natural sounds)

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Welcome to The Yard everybody!

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(popping sounds)

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I missed mine.

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(popping sound)

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(popping sound)

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Ooh you fucking hit me in the face!

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Canada comes last.

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Holy shit!

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You just don't know how to use a firearm.

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(laugh)

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Oh it smells now!

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Do you think this is ok,

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are we going to get smoked out?

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We don't have a lot of guns in Canada.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying
you don't know how to use a firearm?

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We're gonna Wu Tang the...

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What's a good...?

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... Wu Tang the 4th of july

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We're going to Wu Tang the tnt snap.

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It's a little snap popper.

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Party poppers.

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Why don't you Wu Tang it?

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Not the fun poppers.

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Hit it real quick.

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Hit that shit.

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Look, for a podcast to be nominated

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for a podcast award, it needs to

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introduce all the guests at the beginning.

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That's a rule of it.

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Okay.

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So welcome to The Yard everybody,

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it's our podcast, featuring Ludwig...

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You gotta intro yourself.

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Okay, from the top, from the top,

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I got it, I got it

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Anthony is really stressed out

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but go ahead, 
say your name again?

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Yeah, it's Ludwig.

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I'm Nick.

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I'm Aiden!

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What's up I'm Slime

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or Anthony, that's fine too.

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You gotta tell them which one.

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I don't think I do, because I think that

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some... like Ludwig will call me Slime

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and Aiden will call me Anthony and Nick...

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will...

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dealer's choice.

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Dude do you know how many dms I've gotten,

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after starting the Yard's twitter account,

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from people saying "Hey I went to follow

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everyone who's on the podcast 
but Slime blocked me."

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(laugh)

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Why is that?

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Anime profile pictures.

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I got a bunch of those.

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I blocked a bunch of people today!

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Because I tweeted about Smash Summit stuff

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and then they just replied with à propos

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of nothing, and I just get so mad.

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I'm just like: "Please stop talking to me.

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This isn't for you, there is no reason for

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you to talk to me, and then I block them

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and it makes me... it's just like a sweet

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little... it's like getting cereal,

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but only the marshmallows.

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I thought you said you changed a leaf!

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Does it actually satisfy you?

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Yeah 100%!

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Because the feeling I get when I do that,

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is knowing that I will never have to deal
with any of that.

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There is an infinite horde of them and 
Anthony just has an unbeatable weapon

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with infinite ammo.

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It doesn't ever break!

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It's like Call of Duty Zombies though,
you'll never win!

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Yeah but how many hours did you guys
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Good amount.

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Hell yeah brother!

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And I'm not done yet!

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There's gotta be diminishing
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They are, yeah, actually when you get to

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the later rounds, you have all the power
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all the juicer fruits.

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You're gonna hit a wall.

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There is an extension I read about,

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I didn't go seeking this out, there is an

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extension called like Ultranuke, where

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if you block somebody it blocks

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everyone who interacts 
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(blows raspberries)

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I think it's really funny.

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That is insane.

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What if you just do that...

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I might go for that.

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You know what'd be a fun stream for you?

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So you can do this thing this has been

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happening to me lately cause my mods have
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Height!

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temperament than I do.

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And so they hate things like "Ludwin"

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or like short jokes

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Yeah they get really pissy 
about old jokes.

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They get really pissy and they have 
autobanned phrases.

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And one of them is "ban me".

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And one time, I was like "Hey guys" 
and I said "ban me".

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So someone typed it, 
they got banned for like a full day.

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And then everybody as a joke,

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like 500 people,

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just got banned for a day,

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just by typing it in chat. You could

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do that. You could do like

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a stream called "if you type [this word],

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you will be banned permanently".

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Here's the thing though, 
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Twitch because like, I don't get a lot of
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so it would be over really fast.

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Let's do an Otto script then,
like Ottomated, he'll make a script,

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you tweet, you say "if you're part of this
tweet, you will be blocked."

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I would love to do that.

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BUT, I would love to pull each trigger
individually.

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That is so much more work!

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I was gonna say, if you do an otto script,

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it takes so much of the art out of it.

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Yeah.

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No!

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You need like a big red button on your 
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you have one in queue, and you can just

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This is not art.

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This is like a human in runescape

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grinding 99 smithing.

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And isn't that beautiful in a way?

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No, script it, it's way easier

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you get the same skill cape at the end.

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No, you're not listening to him talk about

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what he's doing. It's like the beauty of

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clicking block on each individual.

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All right shingles boy, what's going on?

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Little bit of the shingle bells time!

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So, Aiden, you came back from a trip

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but before that trip 
you had some problems.

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Yeah.

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And you found out what they were today,
let's talk about it cause it's gross.

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Yeah, so like a week ago...

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Show the video viewers.

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Am I gonna show it now?

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Yeah show your shingles!

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Do I show you guys first?

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Zipper, can we get a close up on that?

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We have never seen his shingles.

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Ok, just take off your shirt, 
Zipper gotta...

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Zipper's in a booth by the way.

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Can we also, Archie, blur out his nipples?

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Okay.

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Wait, that's...

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Oooh!

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God.

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Dude!

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Shingle boy!

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I can breathe it in.

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That looks like,

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that looks like Hawaii on a map.

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It does!

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It does...

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Oh!

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Oh my god the size!

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It's so much worst from this side!

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Dude, oh my god!

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Dude he's like a teacher who's like

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"There's 7 islands, here's Oahu."

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(laugh)

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"Earth, wind, fire, water."

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Oh!

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Oh my god!

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Damn, you look bad!

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You look bad...

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He touched me earlier and I freaked out.

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No no no no no no!

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Wow wow wow wow wow!

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No you, you, you...

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you sit back down!

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This is literally... this is a crime!

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This is a federal crime.

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Nobody moves.

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Jesus Christ.

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Yeah, Aimen going to go to the 7-Eleven

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holding up with his shingles!

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Hey give me everything that you guys have!

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Look at me I'm gross, 
give me the money in the register!

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All the taquitos you have!

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It's like the Dave Chapelle bit where that

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guy's holding up the bus, jerking off.

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Yeah, and he's like looking at people,

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he's like...

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Wait, so you knew you had this before you
went to see your friends in Atlanta?

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I didn't know I had shingles!

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To his defense, I saw it before he went,

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it was so much smaller.

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It was just a little circle.

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Ok, cause what I was gonna say is

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he has shingles then he goes to this thing

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and it's not like gamers hanging out,

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they're playing sports and shit!

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Which is like the best way 
to pass shingles!

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Did you like...

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did they see your weird, gross body?

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Yes!

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You're like one of those antivaxers who
goes on public and coughs on people.

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I almost went to the ER 
while I was there.

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Because it got worse?

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Because it hurts so badly.

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I literally feel tingles in my throat
right now.

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I'm getting anxious sitting...

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I hate that I'm sitting 
next to the shingles boy.

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Did you not go cause you like kinda felt

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like the Joker? And you like that feeling?

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You are patient zero, you're the guy

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who fucked the bat, who gave us all 
covid 19.

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Fuck the bat over your dick...

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(laughs)

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Whoever fucked the bat 
is who brought us covid.

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I didn't intentionally 
infect my friends!

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You are patient zero bro.

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I went to the doctor before this trip.

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Yeah.

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I went to the doctor before this trip and
I just had a pain that was keeping me up.

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What did the doctor say
that he let you go?

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No, I didn't have the rash yet!

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Ooh...

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I though the doctor saw the rash, 
he's like "eh"

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He's like: "This will clear up"

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Little aloe vera...

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That will be 200 dollars.

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(laughs)

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No. And then they didn't help at all
because...

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I mean there was no rash, so I guess it's
not as obvious yet.

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And then the pain got better, 
for like 2 days!

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And then all of a sudden it's the day of
day of my trip, I have this rash.

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And my bloodwork is not back yet.

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And I'm like:

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"If I bail, they will flame me."

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Yeah, 100%.

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Cause you guys barely hang out.

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And the first appointment,

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they didn't say it was anything serious.

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So I was like: "If they didn't say it was
serious the first time,

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and I'm gonna get flamed by my friends 
for backing out, I'll just go."

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It also didn't look this bad!

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It also definitely didn't look this bad!

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We should paint a picture 
because we're being disrespectful,

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this is an audio podcast for many of you
guys. We love our audio listeners!

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If you have free time this day, just
google "really really ugly disgusting

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shingle boy", and then it will be exactly
like whatever comes up on Google Images.

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And it's Aiden's high school photo!

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Yeah, we got any Google SEO users out
there? Maybe we just get that top of

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Yeah this is where we start a Reddit to
get it to the top for that result.