0:00:00.000,0:00:01.467 (laughs) 0:00:01.467,0:00:04.319 (upbeat music) 0:00:04.319,0:00:06.255 All right, power through, power through! 0:00:06.255,0:00:08.803 It's a drinking fountain,[br]it's like highschool! 0:00:08.803,0:00:10.314 Ooooh! 0:00:10.314,0:00:11.040 (laugh) 0:00:11.041,0:00:11.761 (upbeat music) 0:00:11.761,0:00:13.751 (natural sounds) 0:00:14.722,0:00:16.629 Welcome to The Yard everybody! 0:00:16.629,0:00:17.400 (popping sounds) 0:00:17.974,0:00:19.111 I missed mine. 0:00:19.111,0:00:19.841 (popping sound) 0:00:20.325,0:00:21.075 (popping sound) 0:00:21.075,0:00:23.818 Ooh you fucking hit me in the face! 0:00:23.818,0:00:24.682 Canada comes last. 0:00:24.682,0:00:25.941 Holy shit! 0:00:26.478,0:00:28.426 You just don't know how to use a firearm. 0:00:28.426,0:00:29.287 (laugh) 0:00:29.287,0:00:30.434 Oh it smells now! 0:00:30.434,0:00:31.605 Do you think this is ok, 0:00:31.605,0:00:33.136 are we going to get smoked out? 0:00:33.136,0:00:34.944 We don't have a lot of guns in Canada. 0:00:34.944,0:00:37.997 Yeah, that's what I'm saying[br]you don't know how to use a firearm? 0:00:37.997,0:00:39.237 We're gonna Wu Tang the... 0:00:39.237,0:00:40.113 What's a good...? 0:00:40.113,0:00:41.442 ... Wu Tang the 4th of july 0:00:41.442,0:00:44.122 We're going to Wu Tang the tnt snap. 0:00:44.122,0:00:46.000 It's a little snap popper. 0:00:46.000,0:00:46.866 Party poppers. 0:00:46.866,0:00:48.056 Why don't you Wu Tang it? 0:00:48.056,0:00:49.036 Not the fun poppers. 0:00:49.036,0:00:49.996 Hit it real quick. 0:00:49.996,0:00:50.796 Hit that shit. 0:00:50.796,0:00:53.052 Look, for a podcast to be nominated 0:00:53.052,0:00:54.692 for a podcast award, it needs to 0:00:54.692,0:00:56.712 introduce all the guests at the beginning. 0:00:56.712,0:00:57.782 That's a rule of it. 0:00:57.782,0:00:58.512 Okay. 0:00:58.512,0:01:00.186 So welcome to The Yard everybody, 0:01:00.186,0:01:03.468 it's our podcast, featuring Ludwig... 0:01:05.563,0:01:06.803 You gotta intro yourself. 0:01:06.803,0:01:08.409 Okay, from the top, from the top, 0:01:08.409,0:01:09.329 I got it, I got it 0:01:09.329,0:01:11.089 Anthony is really stressed out 0:01:11.089,0:01:12.729 but go ahead, [br]say your name again? 0:01:12.729,0:01:13.899 Yeah, it's Ludwig. 0:01:13.899,0:01:14.639 I'm Nick. 0:01:14.639,0:01:15.449 I'm Aiden! 0:01:15.449,0:01:16.459 What's up I'm Slime 0:01:16.459,0:01:18.009 or Anthony, that's fine too. 0:01:18.009,0:01:19.459 You gotta tell them which one. 0:01:19.459,0:01:21.449 I don't think I do, because I think that 0:01:21.449,0:01:23.930 some... like Ludwig will call me Slime 0:01:23.930,0:01:26.722 and Aiden will call me Anthony and Nick... 0:01:26.722,0:01:27.439 will... 0:01:27.439,0:01:28.209 dealer's choice. 0:01:28.209,0:01:30.279 Dude do you know how many dms I've gotten, 0:01:30.279,0:01:32.359 after starting the Yard's twitter account, 0:01:32.359,0:01:34.279 from people saying "Hey I went to follow 0:01:34.279,0:01:36.809 everyone who's on the podcast [br]but Slime blocked me." 0:01:36.809,0:01:37.567 (laugh) 0:01:37.567,0:01:38.289 Why is that? 0:01:38.289,0:01:39.429 Anime profile pictures. 0:01:39.429,0:01:40.559 I got a bunch of those. 0:01:40.559,0:01:42.209 I blocked a bunch of people today! 0:01:42.209,0:01:44.239 Because I tweeted about Smash Summit stuff 0:01:44.239,0:01:46.169 and then they just replied with à propos 0:01:46.169,0:01:48.120 of nothing, and I just get so mad. 0:01:48.120,0:01:50.299 I'm just like: "Please stop talking to me. 0:01:50.299,0:01:52.389 This isn't for you, there is no reason for 0:01:52.389,0:01:54.319 you to talk to me, and then I block them 0:01:54.319,0:01:56.399 and it makes me... it's just like a sweet 0:01:56.399,0:01:58.239 little... it's like getting cereal, 0:01:58.239,0:01:59.522 but only the marshmallows. 0:01:59.522,0:02:01.355 I thought you said you changed a leaf! 0:02:01.355,0:02:02.945 Does it actually satisfy you? 0:02:02.945,0:02:03.655 Yeah 100%! 0:02:03.655,0:02:05.755 Because the feeling I get when I do that, 0:02:05.755,0:02:08.525 is knowing that I will never have to deal[br]with any of that. 0:02:08.525,0:02:12.265 There is an infinite horde of them and [br]Anthony just has an unbeatable weapon 0:02:12.265,0:02:13.277 with infinite ammo. 0:02:13.277,0:02:14.387 It doesn't ever break! 0:02:14.387,0:02:17.047 It's like Call of Duty Zombies though,[br]you'll never win! 0:02:17.047,0:02:19.507 Yeah but how many hours did you guys[br]sink into that? 0:02:19.507,0:02:20.287 Good amount. 0:02:20.287,0:02:21.337 Hell yeah brother! 0:02:21.337,0:02:22.347 And I'm not done yet! 0:02:22.347,0:02:24.427 There's gotta be diminishing[br]returns though. 0:02:24.427,0:02:26.387 They are, yeah, actually when you get to 0:02:26.387,0:02:29.497 the later rounds, you have all the power[br]punches, all the packups, 0:02:29.497,0:02:30.577 all the juicer fruits. 0:02:30.577,0:02:31.857 You're gonna hit a wall. 0:02:31.857,0:02:33.647 There is an extension I read about, 0:02:33.647,0:02:35.637 I didn't go seeking this out, there is an 0:02:35.637,0:02:37.547 extension called like Ultranuke, where 0:02:37.547,0:02:39.367 if you block somebody it blocks 0:02:39.367,0:02:41.457 everyone who interacts [br]with that tweet too. 0:02:41.457,0:02:42.387 (blows raspberries) 0:02:42.387,0:02:43.717 I think it's really funny. 0:02:43.717,0:02:44.527 That is insane. 0:02:44.527,0:02:45.257 Yeah. 0:02:45.257,0:02:46.607 What if you just do that... 0:02:46.607,0:02:47.657 I might go for that. 0:02:47.657,0:02:49.697 You know what'd be a fun stream for you? 0:02:49.697,0:02:51.617 So you can do this thing this has been 0:02:51.617,0:02:54.516 happening to me lately cause my mods have[br]a much shorter... 0:02:55.494,0:02:56.227 Height! 0:02:56.227,0:02:57.307 temperament than I do. 0:02:57.627,0:03:00.580 And so they hate things like "Ludwin" 0:03:00.580,0:03:01.908 or like short jokes 0:03:01.908,0:03:03.997 Yeah they get really pissy [br]about old jokes. 0:03:03.997,0:03:07.558 They get really pissy and they have [br]autobanned phrases. 0:03:07.558,0:03:09.292 And one of them is "ban me". 0:03:09.292,0:03:13.328 And one time, I was like "Hey guys" [br]and I said "ban me". 0:03:13.328,0:03:16.314 So someone typed it, [br]they got banned for like a full day. 0:03:16.314,0:03:18.476 And then everybody as a joke, 0:03:18.476,0:03:19.937 like 500 people, 0:03:19.937,0:03:21.465 just got banned for a day, 0:03:21.465,0:03:23.287 just by typing it in chat. You could 0:03:23.287,0:03:24.607 do that. You could do like 0:03:24.607,0:03:26.567 a stream called "if you type [this word], 0:03:26.567,0:03:28.107 you will be banned permanently". 0:03:28.107,0:03:30.907 Here's the thing though, [br]I don't really care as much about 0:03:30.907,0:03:34.686 Twitch because like, I don't get a lot of[br]people coming through as traffic 0:03:34.686,0:03:36.271 so it would be over really fast. 0:03:36.271,0:03:39.391 Let's do an Otto script then,[br]like Ottomated, he'll make a script, 0:03:39.391,0:03:42.737 you tweet, you say "if you're part of this[br]tweet, you will be blocked." 0:03:42.737,0:03:43.917 I would love to do that. 0:03:43.917,0:03:46.437 BUT, I would love to pull each trigger[br]individually. 0:03:46.437,0:03:47.747 That is so much more work! 0:03:47.747,0:03:49.817 I was gonna say, if you do an otto script, 0:03:49.817,0:03:51.661 it takes so much of the art out of it. 0:03:51.661,0:03:52.382 Yeah. 0:03:52.382,0:03:53.117 No! 0:03:53.117,0:03:56.526 You need like a big red button on your [br]desk that pops up on the screen, 0:03:56.526,0:03:58.420 you have one in queue, and you can just 0:03:58.420,0:03:59.262 This is not art. 0:03:59.262,0:04:01.373 This is like a human in runescape 0:04:01.373,0:04:02.837 grinding 99 smithing. 0:04:02.837,0:04:04.517 And isn't that beautiful in a way? 0:04:04.517,0:04:06.047 No, script it, it's way easier 0:04:06.047,0:04:07.927 you get the same skill cape at the end. 0:04:07.927,0:04:09.947 No, you're not listening to him talk about 0:04:09.947,0:04:11.897 what he's doing. It's like the beauty of 0:04:11.897,0:04:13.587 clicking block on each individual. 0:04:13.587,0:04:15.535 All right shingles boy, what's going on? 0:04:15.535,0:04:17.656 Little bit of the shingle bells time! 0:04:17.656,0:04:20.781 So, Aiden, you came back from a trip 0:04:20.781,0:04:23.351 but before that trip [br]you had some problems. 0:04:23.351,0:04:24.271 Yeah. 0:04:24.271,0:04:27.931 And you found out what they were today,[br]let's talk about it cause it's gross. 0:04:27.931,0:04:29.461 Yeah, so like a week ago... 0:04:29.461,0:04:30.661 Show the video viewers. 0:04:30.661,0:04:31.861 Am I gonna show it now? 0:04:31.861,0:04:33.081 Yeah show your shingles! 0:04:33.081,0:04:34.331 Do I show you guys first? 0:04:34.331,0:04:36.171 Zipper, can we get a close up on that? 0:04:36.171,0:04:37.701 We have never seen his shingles. 0:04:37.701,0:04:39.871 Ok, just take off your shirt, [br]Zipper gotta... 0:04:39.871,0:04:41.551 Zipper's in a booth by the way. 0:04:41.551,0:04:44.271 Can we also, Archie, blur out his nipples? 0:04:44.271,0:04:44.981 Okay. 0:04:44.981,0:04:45.711 Wait, that's... 0:04:45.711,0:04:46.911 Oooh! 0:04:46.911,0:04:47.701 God. 0:04:47.701,0:04:48.461 Dude! 0:04:48.461,0:04:49.181 Shingle boy! 0:04:49.181,0:04:50.241 I can breathe it in. 0:04:50.241,0:04:51.061 That looks like, 0:04:51.061,0:04:52.631 that looks like Hawaii on a map. 0:04:52.631,0:04:53.336 It does! 0:04:53.336,0:04:54.066 It does... 0:04:54.066,0:04:54.836 Oh! 0:04:54.836,0:04:55.876 Oh my god the size! 0:04:55.876,0:04:58.011 It's so much worst from this side! 0:04:58.011,0:04:59.111 Dude, oh my god! 0:04:59.111,0:05:00.801 Dude he's like a teacher who's like 0:05:00.801,0:05:02.421 "There's 7 islands, here's Oahu." 0:05:02.421,0:05:03.371 (laugh) 0:05:03.371,0:05:04.831 "Earth, wind, fire, water." 0:05:04.831,0:05:05.551 Oh! 0:05:05.551,0:05:06.401 Oh my god! 0:05:06.401,0:05:07.371 Damn, you look bad! 0:05:07.371,0:05:08.341 You look bad... 0:05:08.341,0:05:10.331 He touched me earlier and I freaked out. 0:05:10.331,0:05:11.259 No no no no no no! 0:05:11.259,0:05:12.245 Wow wow wow wow wow! 0:05:12.245,0:05:13.481 No you, you, you... 0:05:13.481,0:05:14.791 you sit back down! 0:05:14.791,0:05:16.611 This is literally... this is a crime! 0:05:16.611,0:05:17.771 This is a federal crime. 0:05:17.771,0:05:18.531 Nobody moves. 0:05:18.531,0:05:19.291 Jesus Christ. 0:05:19.291,0:05:21.271 Yeah, Aimen going to go to the 7-Eleven 0:05:21.271,0:05:22.701 holding up with his shingles! 0:05:22.701,0:05:24.791 Hey give me everything that you guys have! 0:05:24.791,0:05:27.521 Look at me I'm gross, [br]give me the money in the register! 0:05:27.521,0:05:28.801 All the taquitos you have! 0:05:28.801,0:05:30.831 It's like the Dave Chapelle bit where that 0:05:30.831,0:05:32.751 guy's holding up the bus, jerking off. 0:05:32.751,0:05:34.631 Yeah, and he's like looking at people, 0:05:34.631,0:05:35.471 he's like... 0:05:35.471,0:05:39.172 Wait, so you knew you had this before you[br]went to see your friends in Atlanta? 0:05:39.172,0:05:40.610 I didn't know I had shingles! 0:05:40.610,0:05:42.620 To his defense, I saw it before he went, 0:05:42.620,0:05:43.790 it was so much smaller. 0:05:43.790,0:05:45.130 It was just a little circle. 0:05:45.130,0:05:46.820 Ok, cause what I was gonna say is 0:05:46.820,0:05:48.850 he has shingles then he goes to this thing 0:05:48.850,0:05:50.660 and it's not like gamers hanging out, 0:05:50.660,0:05:52.360 they're playing sports and shit! 0:05:52.360,0:05:54.520 Which is like the best way [br]to pass shingles! 0:05:54.520,0:05:55.330 Did you like... 0:05:55.330,0:05:57.070 did they see your weird, gross body? 0:05:57.070,0:05:57.870 Yes! 0:05:57.870,0:06:01.490 You're like one of those antivaxers who[br]goes on public and coughs on people. 0:06:01.490,0:06:03.650 I almost went to the ER [br]while I was there. 0:06:03.650,0:06:04.650 Because it got worse? 0:06:04.650,0:06:05.960 Because it hurts so badly. 0:06:05.960,0:06:08.280 I literally feel tingles in my throat[br]right now. 0:06:08.280,0:06:09.750 I'm getting anxious sitting... 0:06:09.750,0:06:12.107 I hate that I'm sitting [br]next to the shingles boy. 0:06:12.107,0:06:14.057 Did you not go cause you like kinda felt 0:06:14.057,0:06:16.446 like the Joker? And you like that feeling? 0:06:16.446,0:06:18.596 You are patient zero, you're the guy 0:06:18.596,0:06:21.777 who fucked the bat, who gave us all [br]covid 19. 0:06:21.777,0:06:23.267 Fuck the bat over your dick... 0:06:23.267,0:06:24.667 (laughs) 0:06:24.667,0:06:27.037 Whoever fucked the bat [br]is who brought us covid. 0:06:27.037,0:06:29.026 I didn't intentionally [br]infect my friends! 0:06:29.026,0:06:30.535 You are patient zero bro. 0:06:30.535,0:06:32.840 I went to the doctor before this trip. 0:06:32.840,0:06:33.573 Yeah. 0:06:33.573,0:06:37.317 I went to the doctor before this trip and[br]I just had a pain that was keeping me up. 0:06:37.317,0:06:39.401 What did the doctor say[br]that he let you go? 0:06:39.401,0:06:40.885 No, I didn't have the rash yet! 0:06:40.885,0:06:41.817 Ooh... 0:06:41.817,0:06:44.177 I though the doctor saw the rash, [br]he's like "eh" 0:06:44.177,0:06:45.687 He's like: "This will clear up" 0:06:45.687,0:06:46.687 Little aloe vera... 0:06:46.687,0:06:47.887 That will be 200 dollars. 0:06:47.887,0:06:49.132 (laughs) 0:06:49.132,0:06:52.210 No. And then they didn't help at all[br]because... 0:06:52.210,0:06:55.146 I mean there was no rash, so I guess it's[br]not as obvious yet. 0:06:55.146,0:06:58.382 And then the pain got better, [br]for like 2 days! 0:06:58.382,0:07:02.046 And then all of a sudden it's the day of[br]day of my trip, I have this rash. 0:07:02.046,0:07:04.243 And my bloodwork is not back yet. 0:07:04.243,0:07:06.306 And I'm like: 0:07:06.306,0:07:09.738 "If I bail, they will flame me." 0:07:09.738,0:07:11.011 Yeah, 100%. 0:07:11.011,0:07:12.594 Cause you guys barely hang out. 0:07:12.594,0:07:14.741 And the first appointment, 0:07:14.741,0:07:16.713 they didn't say it was anything serious. 0:07:16.713,0:07:19.812 So I was like: "If they didn't say it was[br]serious the first time, 0:07:19.812,0:07:23.175 and I'm gonna get flamed by my friends [br]for backing out, I'll just go." 0:07:23.175,0:07:24.615 It also didn't look this bad! 0:07:24.615,0:07:26.575 It also definitely didn't look this bad! 0:07:26.575,0:07:29.495 We should paint a picture [br]because we're being disrespectful, 0:07:29.495,0:07:33.065 this is an audio podcast for many of you[br]guys. We love our audio listeners! 0:07:33.065,0:07:37.517 If you have free time this day, just[br]google "really really ugly disgusting 0:07:37.517,0:07:42.262 shingle boy", and then it will be exactly[br]like whatever comes up on Google Images. 0:07:42.262,0:07:44.221 And it's Aiden's high school photo! 0:07:44.221,0:07:47.751 Yeah, we got any Google SEO users out[br]there? Maybe we just get that top of 0:07:47.751,0:07:51.231 Yeah this is where we start a Reddit to[br]get it to the top for that result.